Chapter 10 That's right, I'm the philosopher who got the mallet

Style: Fantasy Author: Heart like rainWords: 2682Update Time: 24/01/13 08:24:36
Rushing home in the middle of the night is definitely a risky thing for Zheng Yucheng! Looking at the dilapidated apartment building, my breathing suddenly disappeared and my heartbeat gradually became quieter. Running in the corridors filled with debris, Zheng Yucheng felt like he was wandering around like a gypsy. Because facing an unknown fate, fear always fills the screen every minute.

"Socrates of ancient Egypt once said that if you get iron, you will gain happiness, and if you get iron, you will become a philosopher."

Zheng Yucheng's lips couldn't help but tremble, and he couldn't help but let out a long sigh in his throat, but after three deep, turbulent breaths, he regained his composure.

"Socrates is right, I am a philosopher, I am... a philosopher." The short process of self-hypnosis prompted Zheng Yucheng to forget his duty, and then he was intoxicated in false fantasies. At the same time, a ray of cool breeze lifted up his dark red mottled sleeves and caressed his half-naked shoulders. Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but tremble all over.

"Please call me a philosopher!"

When his eyes were like needles and his thoughts were scattered, he rummaged for the keys under the storage room, but he couldn't find them. He stretched his neck and looked at the master bedroom with the lights out from the corridor window. Zheng Yucheng couldn't help but become nervous again. Considering the fact that he was wearing only a shaky white shirt and would freeze to death if he lingered for a while longer, his exhausted courage surged out of the frame like a fountain on the top floor of Anseong Bank.

"philosopher!"

The door opened, and the dizzying white goose feathers were deeply embedded in the soap bubbles floating in front of the eyes. Although it had a moment of beauty, it disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Do you think this is a 24-hour hotel? You can come in anytime you want?!" The sleepy-eyed Li Chengmei held up a newly bought pillow to threaten Zheng Yucheng, who was stunned at the entrance.

"It's not what you think. Wife, listen to me!" Zheng Yucheng's face turned pale and his voice was as low as a mosquito's snort.

"What else do you want to say? Get out! Get out!" Li Chengmei's expression was very serious and fierce. This was different from usual. His intuition told him that something unusual must have happened today.

"Honey, please listen to my explanation. I was in a car accident today, otherwise I will definitely be able to get there..." While Zheng Yucheng, who was accompanying the smiling face, grabbed the corner of the dining table, Li Chengmei methodically picked up the oil-stained fork.

"And there was a car accident? Humph! Zheng Yucheng, how come you don't even draft a lie?" Chengmei, who had been staring at him closely, suddenly rushed towards the opposite corner of the dining table. Perhaps it was Zheng Yucheng's exclamation that triggered the nuclear explosion. The next moment, the remains of the cold soup were splashed everywhere, on the dining table, in the water glass, on the wall, and even on the fair faces of the two people who were glaring at each other.

"Li Chengmei, I have told you the truth, what else do you want? Do you have to see my body before you are willing to do it?"

The two men still standing in their respective trenches repositioned themselves, but both of them were like bugs biting into an apple, with hatred written in capital letters on their faces.

"Why don't you get out of here? Do you want me to go out? Well, I'll leave now!" Li Chengmei angrily lifted up the tablecloth, and the brand-new dishes and dishes fell heavily to the ground like tears of grievance.

"Honey..." I couldn't even wash it off even if I jumped into the Yellow River. The moment Chengmei spat out a mouthful of phlegm in the air, Zheng Yucheng received a signal in his mind that his internal organs were churning.

"I know I was wrong." Zheng Yucheng picked up the washboard from the ground and looked at Chengmei pitifully.

"Shut up, get out, and if you let me see you again, I will tear your mouth out, beat you to death, and then throw you into the wilderness to feed the dogs!" It was as if she heard a devil wagging its tail in her heart to seduce her. After saying the most ruthless words, Li Chengmei followed closely behind her, her eyes and face burning as if on fire.

Surrounding the overwhelmed table, Zheng Yucheng was running in front and looking back. His face stained with hot sauce was as twisted as the waste paper that could be thrown into the wastebasket at any time. After a brief glance, his eyes were full of regret.

"Since when did you stop believing no matter what I said? Li Chengmei, don't forget that we are a couple with two children. For the sake of our children, you should..." Zheng Yucheng stared at her silently, not without disappointment. road.

"Do you still want to make trouble with the two children who have finally been coaxed to sleep?! From now on, I don't want to hear your voice, so shut up, like a dead person, shut up my mouth forever !" Li Chengmei's voice became louder, and the expression on her face became faster and more extreme. Although it was only a blink of an eye, all the shortcomings of a woman were clearly exposed in front of Zheng Yucheng.

Her voice made his eardrums hurt, and he panicked at that moment. "Let's get a divorce!" Such thoughts came to him like the first domino that collapsed, but Chengmei was still busy adding fuel to the fire.

"Do you know how many times I ran back and forth today? Because of the traffic jam, I took off my high heels halfway through the taxi, and then I looked like a crazy woman, with my hair disheveled and my skirt pulled down, but it couldn't be covered. legs, because I had to hold my shoes with both hands and run on the road! It took me two months of salary to buy a decent meeting gift. Even though I had sent the photo to the teacher, she still beat me to death. Phone! And you, who had promised to pick up the children for me early in the morning, actually played tricks on me at the critical moment and disappeared from the world! Did you know that at that time, the customers of the Black Diamond Group were already lying in the box of Yaoshou Rejuvenation? Got it!"

After kicking the roasted potatoes that fell to the ground, Li Chengmei knocked the table upside down. Zheng Yucheng panicked when he saw his wife getting so angry for the first time. Then they all looked at each other blankly. Li Chengmei's face was as red as fire. She didn't want to misinterpret the silence of Zheng Yucheng and kept her mouth shut. However, Chengmei still couldn't bear it and single-handedly pushed the heated atmosphere to a climax. climax.

"Because I couldn't get approval from my boss and couldn't bear to let my children wait alone, I skipped work. Now I've been punished by my employer with a demerit. Not to mention I didn't earn a daily salary, and the first two days of work were in vain. Oh! Zheng Yucheng, what do you want from me? Is it so difficult to answer a phone call or send a message? Let me ask you for the last time, is the child mine alone? I have taken care of the housework and the children, and I have also taken care of the work. Do it like a man, why do I want you? Do you want me to be a vase? Why should I be so tired that I vomit blood, and you can use work as an excuse and enjoy my free services with peace of mind. Why? Why?!"

Side kicks, horizontal kicks, leg sweeps, Li Chengmei's calves were undulating with toned muscles. When she easily kicked the sandbag in front of Zheng Yucheng, Zheng Yucheng, who had no time to do warm-up exercises, could only jump rope desperately.

"Honey, I really know I was wrong. Please calm down and calm down. Things are really not what you imagined. I had a bad day too. Halfway through chasing the customer, I wanted to pick up the phone. Supervisor Shen Zhenghuan My car crashed into the road fence. I only saw your missed call in the hospital not long ago. Don't you know how scared I was?!" Zheng Yucheng looked at her with a serious expression.

"Not long ago?!" Li Chengmei looked at him in surprise, her expression as strange as if she had taken the wrong medicine.

"So, the car accident was a lie, and not long ago was the real reason?!" Li Chengmei couldn't help grinning and stepping back.

"I've been like a madman all day, running up and down for this home, jumping in a hurry. When I got to work, I had to have a full 9-hour massage service. My fingers were so sore that they were about to break, but I still had to endure the massage. You dial the phone! And you, who never think about your family, what qualifications do you have to tell me that you only found out not long ago?!"

Zheng Yucheng suddenly looked thoughtfully at Chengmei, who was laughing so hard.

"Haha...hahaha" The breath flowing across the other side seemed to wet her heart. Li Chengmei began to look down at Zheng Yucheng with a face twitching with laughter, a pair of eyes filled with infinite loss. Zheng Yucheng was so nervous that he didn't dare to express himself.

"Honey, I was wrong, can you..." Seeing Li Chengmei slowly regain her smile, Zheng Yucheng quickly went to help her arm.

"Get your dirty hands away! Do you think what you said is true? You are a bastard who is worse than a pig or a dog! Go to hell!"

Li Chengmei yelled loudly as if she had a sudden attack, causing the dogs upstairs and downstairs to bark in disorder. Perhaps her husband's embarrassed expression ignited her anger again. She turned around and ran into the kitchen, decisively throwing a plump hairy crab at her husband who was gradually turning pale with fright. Zheng Yucheng came back to his senses and took a closer look. He didn't know when the severely fractured crab had hit the bull's-eye with its two broken claws.

Looking back at his wife, she still looked at him viciously like the hatred-filled samurai in the giant advertisement.