Huang Erlai also didn't expect that he would be stopped by someone asking him a question, but he really didn't think about his name, so he just said that he couldn't be called Erlaizi anymore.
The frustrated Huang Erlai sat on a chair after returning home, thinking hard about what his new name should be. He didn't even have the heart to drink his favorite drink prepared by the pretty widow for him.
Seeing his appearance, the widow was also curious and said:
"What's wrong with you? You're so dejected. Didn't you tell me yesterday that you're a celebrity now that you're on TV?"
Huang Erlai said helplessly:
"It's just because this was on TV. I'm a celebrity now. I can't call me a scoundrel anymore. I ran all over the village, but people stopped me and asked me what my name was. I wasn't thinking about me. It’s a new name.”
The pretty widow also laughed when she heard this. She took the glass of wine away from the table and poured it back into the wine vat, leaving the young man alone to think hard.
But Huang Erlai didn't know a few Chinese characters. He took out all the intestines and rummaged through them, but he couldn't find a few drops of ink.
After thinking for a long time, she still squatted there scratching her own head. The pretty widow walked back and forth several times but still didn't see the bad boy come up with a serious name, so she couldn't help but said:
"I said you are a bit stupid and sometimes have a bit of brain, but when it comes down to it, you are still a brainless person. You may not be able to come up with a serious name even if you think about it for half a year. Let's There are many capable people in the village, so why don’t you go to those capable people to help you think about it?”
"A capable person?"
Being criticized by the pretty widow, Huang Erlai immediately slapped his thigh and said:
"Yes, I never thought that the most capable and educated person in our Lijiaji is Xiaozhe. If I ask him to help me think of a new name, he will definitely do it!"
After saying that, he didn't care about his woman shouting behind him, and rushed out of his yard and hurried towards Li Zhe's house.
Along the way, villagers from Lijiaji saw Huang Erlai and laughed and asked:
"Hey, isn't this a scoundrel? Have you come up with a new name for yourself?"
When Huang Erlai heard that this person called him Erlaizi, he immediately became anxious. However, he thought that he had not come up with a new name and could not refute it. He blushed all of a sudden and said with a pinched neck:
"Just wait for me. I'll go to Xiaozhe's house to ask for a new name."
After saying this, his steps quickened a bit, leaving behind a burst of laughter from the villagers of Lijiaji.
When they arrived at Li Zhe's house, Li Zhe saw Huang Erlai coming in a hurry. He was also a little curious about what Huang Erlai was doing at his house. It seemed that he came here in a hurry.
"What's wrong, you bastard? What's wrong with coming to my place?"
Huang Erlai also directly explained his purpose of coming. He Fan was a little dumbfounded after hearing this. This was really news. But seeing Huang Erlai's serious look, Li Zhe also thought about it and said:
"Okay, then I will give you a new name. You also know that you have done a lot of bad things in the past, so from now on you will be called Huang Youde!"
"Huang Youde, Huang Youde, Huang Youde!"
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After hearing the name Li Zhe said, Huang Erlai kept repeating it in his mouth for several years. His face also showed joy. He patted his head and said excitedly to Li Zhe:
"Okay, that's a good name. I'll call you Huang Youde from now on. I have a new name!"
Although the name Huang Youde sounds simple, it is at least better than Huang Erlai, and he is virtuous. Huang Erlai himself knows that he was quite wicked before, so he also likes this name very much.
After thanking Li Zhe casually, Huang Erlai, Huang Youde and Huang Youde immediately jumped out of Li Zhe's yard like a gust of wind, making Li Zhe laugh and shake his head.
After Huang Youde came out of the courtyard of Li Zhe's house, he walked quickly towards the place where chattering people in the village most often gathered. He couldn't help but announce his new name to everyone.
Not only that, he grabbed everyone he met on the road, whether they were men, women, old or young, and then said to them seriously:
"Remember, my name is no longer Huang Erlai, my name is Huang Youde!"
Huang Youde was born with a gangster temperament, and his face looked snarky even without expression. Now that he was serious, his face looked more like a gangster. If they didn't know that he had changed his ways and walked on the right path, people in the village would probably I thought this kid was starting to be a gangster again.
After listening to Huang Youde's words, most people just responded casually, and no one took it seriously. But later, Huang Youde said it to everyone he met and kept talking about his new name all day long. Gradually, everyone also They were all used to his new name Huang Youde.
Li Zhe also sent Dahuang to deliver the refined nourishing ointment to the Five Thunder Palace in Shiwanda Mountain. If he sent it earlier, he would understand something earlier.
When everyone in the Five Thunder Palace heard the report from the disciples guarding the mountain that the big yellow dog was back again, they were all shocked. The old dog turtle Guigui was back again. This guy was really good at eating. He had eaten so hard before. In the Five Thunder Palace, he transformed himself from a mid-level monster into a top-level monster. Even the Five Thunder Palace couldn't stand the consumption of this uncle.
Fortunately, after seeing the nourishing ointment brought by Rhubarb, everyone in Wulei Palace breathed a sigh of relief. As long as the dog uncle did not come to Wulei Palace to eat and drink for free, it would be a big deal if he came to send the nourishing ointment. Welcome.
However, Dahuang is now a top-level monster, and he also has a temper. After leaving the nourishing ointment, he immediately turned around and left, leaving behind a huge dog-butt walking away to everyone in the Five Thunder Palace, making everyone look at each other.
And Dahuang left very quickly, as if he didn't want to stay in this poor place for a while. To be honest, if Li Zhe hadn't asked Dahuang to stay in Wulei Palace before, Uncle Dahuang would have preferred to stay in Lijiaji. At home, how nice it is to have a little beauty to play with every day.
At the same time, New Era Group's newly launched Lingquan mineral water has completely occupied the market in just over a month. Although it is priced at 20 yuan a bottle, it is higher than most mineral waters on the market. , but because of the reputation of New Era Company and the powerful physical enhancement effect of Lingquan on the human body, although it is not as effective as golden wine and New Era Oral Liquid, Lingquan is still cheaper than them, isn't it?
It was expected that the first people to be completely squeezed out of the market by Lingquan mineral water were those low-quality mineral water factories. To some surprise, the other one that was squeezed out of the market was the high-end mineral water manufacturers.
Although Lingquan mineral water is priced at 20 yuan a bottle, it is not the most expensive mineral water on the market. There are several self-proclaimed high-end mineral water brands, and even a bottle of mineral water is sold for as high as 88 yuan.
The advertisements and gimmicks they used before were that it is rich in various trace elements needed by the human body, can enhance physical fitness, and has thousands of years of underground water.
Before Lingquan mineral water was produced, these high-end mineral water brands were considered to be outstanding. Rich people flocked to them, especially the nouveau riche, for fear that others would not know that the water they drank was different from ordinary people. .
But as soon as Lingquan mineral water was produced, all the advertisements placed by these high-end mineral water brands became a joke. No matter how great you are, how can someone else have the real reputation and effectiveness of New Era Group?
The efficacy is not as good as others, and the price is still several times higher. Now rich people have changed their choices. In the past, choosing these high-end mineral waters can be said to show their wealth, but now if they choose them again, they will show their stupidity. .
In the end, the only ones that could barely survive in the mineral water market were the mid- to low-end mineral water brands. After all, not everyone can afford 20 yuan a bottle of mineral water every day. At this time, we will give those brands that sell for 1 or 2 yuan. The mineral water left a living space.
What no one expected the most was that another industry that was crushed by the Lingquan mineral water produced by New Era Group turned out to be the milk tea and coffee industry!
Nowadays, the consumer price of milk tea shops in first- and second-tier cities has generally increased. The lowest-priced milk teas start at more than ten yuan, and milk teas with more than 20 yuan are more mainstream. There are even higher-priced milk teas. Just glance at the price list. You won't see single-digit numbers.
Now that Lingquan is available, it tastes delicious and makes you feel physically and mentally comfortable after drinking it. It is not comparable to milk tea. The price is about the same or even slightly lower. Just imagine who would spend money to buy such expensive milk tea that will make you fat after drinking it. ?
This is especially true for coffee. The price of coffee is even higher than that of milk tea, and coffee has always been promoted to refresh the mind and enhance cardiovascular function. However, these effects are insignificant in front of Lingquan mineral water. I can do what you can do, and I can do what you can't.
How can you compare with others?
Therefore, the milk tea and coffee industry has been in decline in a short period of time after the launch of Lingquan mineral water. Several coffee shops or milk tea shops close down almost every day in first- and second-tier cities. Ordinary people are no longer surprised by this. Weird.
Lingquan Mineral Water has led the trend of the times all of a sudden. As for those industries that have been squeezed out, it can only be said that they have been completely left behind the times.
At the same time, foreign countries have also learned that after the New Era Group launched a popular product like Lingquan mineral water in China, they were all indignant. The capitalist masters started to play their tricks again, and even organized rallies to demand the New Era The group also opened the supply of Lingquan mineral water to foreign countries, but no new-age people cared about them at all.
However, if there is a market, there will be demand. At present, there has been an act of smuggling Lingquan mineral water abroad. With huge profits, many people still choose to take the risk.
Li Zhe's attitude is zero tolerance for this kind of smuggling of Lingquan mineral water, but even if Li Zhe doesn't care about the country, he will take action. Lingquan mineral water is the most important part of the country's plan to improve the overall physical quality of the people, and it has basically been listed. It has been included in the list of important strategic materials, how could we tolerate someone smuggling Lingquan mineral water.
Xiaoyao Xiaoxiannong
