"Then come on! Quickly kill that annoying guy, damn it! My cake!" Kaka said unhappily, "Where is your weapon? Quickly take it out and kill him!"
Let's turn our attention to a hundred years ago.
"Mr. Brave!" When Yue Ming was undergoing the difficult and torturous repair project of the relic storage device, a fat old man wearing gold-rimmed glasses came up to him.
"It's like this. Our museum wants to collect some of the items you used to fight the evil god. I wonder if you can hand over some unused items to us? Don't worry, we will buy them at a very high price and will never bury them. Their."
Yue meditated that the evil god had already sent it, and there was no use for the weapons and uniforms, so he might as well just package and sell them to the museum, so he packaged and sold the original car and unused supplies, toiletries, and other equipment together. This money allowed him to squander it for sixty years.
His thoughts returned to the present, and Yue Ming's mouth twitched when he heard Kaka asking him to take out his weapon.
"I'm going to use a forbidden skill next. You hurry up and stay as far away from here as possible!" Yue Ming yelled at Kaka.
"What? Forbidden skills?" .
"Huu~hu~" He took a deep breath and bent his left body behind him, making his right hand and left hand form a perfect arc. He lifted one foot off the ground, "Profound meaning! Oil the road!" As he said this, he said that the WiFi was not as good as the traffic. Shi turned around and ran away in a very standard manner, quickly caught up with Kaka and easily carried her on his shoulders to continue running away.
(≖-≖；) →(꒪⌓꒪) ? →=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)
"What?" The unknown god who didn't react looked at the escaping figure blankly.
After reacting, I became angry ꐦ≖ ≖
"Is this the brave man? It's really annoying (ꐦ' ▿ ' )" Realizing that he had been deceived, he quickly controlled the mound below, "Don't even think about running away!"
Yue Ming vaguely heard something flying towards him, so he turned his head slightly and looked behind him with the corner of his eye, "Holy crap!"
They saw a huge pool of mud bombs flying in the air behind them, and a huge shadow had covered the two of them.
Yue Ming quickly activated the foot brake and plowed a three-meter-long ravine on the ground with his feet before stopping.
The huge mud bomb was still more than ten meters above their heads. Under the action of inertia, the shadow moved away from them, and finally hit a few meters in front of them.
"Don't even think about running away!" The enemy's voice also came from behind, and the enemy was chasing them on a mound.
"Damn! Who the hell are you a god!" Yue Ming changed direction and continued to run away.
"None of your business! Die!" The God of Mud had no intention of introducing himself and still threw mud bombs at them.
"Are you the God of Earth?" "I told you it's none of your business, go to hell!" As the mud bombs continued to be fired, the bulge that was originally the size of a small hill began to shrink.
The God of Mud knew that this would not work, so he unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle on his body and poured it down. At the same time, his movement trajectory also stopped at the landing points of various mud bombs.
At the same time, Yue Ming was constantly thinking about what the other party's priesthood was.
"Ahhhhhh! Get away! It's so dirty! These are the clothes I bought with my bank card with great difficulty!" Kaka screamed looking at the puddles of mud.
"Huh?! You still stole my bank card, didn't you! You bastard!!!" Yue Ming really wanted to throw the guy in his hand into the quagmire behind him.
Wait a minute.
Quagmire? water?
Yue Ming had noticed the changes in the volume of the mound before, which meant that the other party could not control the land at will. "It must be someone from a lower priesthood. After all, it is impossible for one of the supreme gods of the elements, the God of Earth, to come in person, and When it comes to water..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Hey! Bastard! You must be the God of Mud!"
ꐦ≖ ≖→(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
"Fuck you Mud! Your whole family is fucking Mud!" The God of Mud yelled angrily, "That cerebral palsy keeps trying to steal my divine power every day. He lost the last duel, and now he wants 50% of it. Soil below 9% plus 41% water is considered mud, and that bastard actually called soil from 60% to more than 60% mud! I'm going to fuck you!" Although I didn't guess correctly, it seemed like I hit the opponent's pain point, so the key information Get|•'-'•)و✧
"Uh..." Although I didn't understand what was going on, I knew now that the other side was the God of Mud.
The God of Mud reacted from his anger and realized that he seemed to have accidentally told some important information. He became angry and said, "Okay, now you know that I am the God of Mud, but what can I do? I am obviously a brave man but It’s so sad to have to run away like a mouse like this!”
"Haha." Yue Ming smiled disdainfully at the opponent's inferior provocation.
"If it's just mud, it would be too simple." Yue Ming said loudly.
"Easy? Then you should try it! Bastard!" The God of Mud still threw mud bombs at them regardless.
"Get ready." "Huh?" Just when Kaka was confused, Yue Ming wrapped her in the sheets, "Eh?"
Yue Ming leaned back and threw Kaka far away in a standard shot put throwing posture.
"I'm really going to use my trick next! ≖ ≖"
"Do you think I will believe you? Go to hell!" The God of Mud didn't believe that he had any special skills, so he threw out a lump of mud with his backhand.
Yue Ming dodged and dug his hands into the ground, digging up a clod of soil the size of a human head.
"Take it!" Then he threw it towards the God of Mud.
"That's it?" The God of Mud dismissed such an attack and allowed the mounds below to engulf the clods of earth.
But this was not over yet. Yue Ming kept dodging the mud bombs thrown by the opponent and responded with clods of soil, "No!"
By the time he noticed it, it was already too late.
"Hahaha! It's too late, do you still remember what you said?" Less than 59% soil plus 41% water is the current definition of mud, which means that the soil content only needs to be below More than fifty-nine percent, then it will become "mud" that is not controlled by the God of Mud!
"The formula for victory has been achieved, accept defeat!" As Yue Ming threw the last few clods of soil into the mound, the God of Soil in the distance smiled.
"Oh! That guy actually wants to control a mixture of water and soil with a soil content of more than 60%~" The God of Soil showed an excited look, "You must not be able to succeed~" As he said Under the operation, the mound under the Mud God instantly cracked and sank to the ground, revealing the well-preserved carts inside.
