Just when he had the idea of leaving this bastard and walking away, a distant voice caught his attention.
"Hey!" Kaka waved his hand, "Come here and help me!"
"?" Yue Ming walked over and became confused when looking at the mountain of cakes in front of her.
"What are these?" "Cake, it looks delicious, so I took all of it."
"There must be some limit to the nonsense! (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)" Kaka didn't understand what he meant, "Nonsense? Didn't you tell me to get it!"
"I...forget it ꐦ≖ ≖" Sure enough, I still underestimated this guy's lack of common sense, "Now return these things and wait for me here."
"Huh?" Kaka remembered what the clerk said to her when she bought the cake, "It seems that it cannot be returned..."
"Hold it, hold it..." Yue Ming thought about her balance, "He can't help it!!!"
Just when he wanted to slap Kaka on the head, the distance between the two became farther and farther.
"! Something's wrong." Yue Ming became alert.
Kaka, on the other hand, crouched down with his head in his hands, trying to resist Yue Ming's hand.
However, after feeling no pain, I looked around and realized something was wrong, "Where are the people? Why are all the people missing?"
"Come here quickly!" Yue Ming didn't know the current situation, but the top priority was to keep the two of them together. In this way, no matter what danger there was, they would always have a backing (crossed out) to look after each other.
But just when he and Kaka were still one meter away, a shelf suddenly appeared between them, and Yue Ming was caught off guard and bumped into the shelf.
"Damaged shopping mall items, fined 6,000 yuan." A man's voice sounded from above. Yue Ming looked up and saw a bespectacled man in a suit floating in the air.
"Those cakes are all specially made. The total cost is 5,367 yuan. I wonder how you want to pay for it?" The man with glasses looked at them with a smile.
"Who are you?" "Me? I am the owner of this shopping mall. Of course you can also call me, the God of the shopping mall."
"God?" Thinking of what happened before, Yue Ming asked, "Are you here to kill Kaka too?"
"Kill? No, no, no." The man with glasses raised his hands and shook his head, "I have no intention of looking for you, but you just happened to come to my mall. I just want to recover your debt to me. ."
"I don't remember when I owed you money." "You can't say that. Just throw your fist around and look around." Yue Ming subconsciously followed suit.
"Bang, click!" A vase suddenly appeared in the empty place. Yue Ming's fist hit it and knocked the vase to the ground.
"Oh my god, this is incredible. This vase is a treasure worth 60,000 yuan. I wonder how your Excellency, the brave man, is going to repay it?" The man with glasses squinted his eyes and smiled, "Of course, if you hand over the little girl over there, Then this debt will be written off in one fell swoop.”
"That's a really unpleasant tone. It's just how much you say. I don't think these things are of such high value."
"It seems that you really don't understand what kind of existence God is." The man with glasses stopped smiling, "The so-called God is an existence with unlimited power within his own authority. For example, I, as the God of shopping malls, I have the right to adjust the prices of items in any shopping mall at will, even if their original value is not high, but as long as it is priced at my price, the value of that item will soar to the level I want." He said this After a pause, "By the way, I have the right to price everything in the mall, including you of course, hahaha!"
"Are you kidding! We are nothing!" Kaka protested angrily.
"You're lying." Yue Ming quickly understood the explanation, "There is also the God of Filth above the God of Diarrhea, and as the God of Shopping Malls, there must be the God of Trading above you. Due to the existence of the class, it is impossible to hand over arbitrary pricing power to you to a mere shopping mall god. Therefore, the things just mentioned are either of that much value in themselves, or have very high added value. Am I right? God of shopping malls?" He picked up the broken pieces of porcelain on the floor, and sure enough, he found the signature of the recently popular band - [Feng Lei] on one of them.
"It's just... it's just..." The bespectacled man chewed on this word, "Yeah, I'm just a shopping mall god, but so what, do you have nearly 70,000 in cash on you? From now on, we only accept cash payments here, so what are you going to do next, hahaha!"
"Oh? Really?" The corners of Yue Ming's mouth raised slightly, "Next we have to get some compressed food and drinks suitable for eating on the road."
"Haha, are you looking down on me? The things are right here. Let me see what tricks you can do." The man with glasses clapped his hands unhappily, and soon several large boxes of compressed food and various A similar drink appeared next to Yue Ming.
"Yeah, yeah, thank you so much." Yue Ming casually put the cake and these materials into the space.
"Don't tell me that you want to use space to circumvent my priesthood. I know very well whether those things are paid for."
"Oh, is that so?" Yue Ming looked at him calmly, "I'm curious to ask, what will happen if I never pay."
"Of course I'll stay here. We always do this to customers who can't pay," the man with glasses subconsciously replied, "But what can you do if you know it? I'll notify the others later and ask them to come." Execute you."
"Let me tell you, do you take yourself too seriously?" Yue Ming sneered, "In the rules of the world, customers need to pay money to the store. This is the truth, but have you ever thought about it? , what if we weren’t customers.”
"Not a customer?" Yue Ming's words gave him a bad feeling. "Are you kidding? This is my shopping mall! Customers who don't pay will never leave here!"
"I said, we are not customers." Yue Ming took off Kaka's stockings and put them on her head.
"Yeah! Abnormal!" Kaka was about to resist, but the other one was also put on her head.
"We are robbers!" As he said that, Yue Ming picked up Kaka and sprinted for 100 meters.
"Stop!" The man with glasses hurriedly blocked the shelves in front of them, but Yue Ming knocked them away. "It's impossible, it's impossible!"
Under his disbelieving gaze, Yue and Ming successfully rushed out of the mall gate, "How could this happen..." He sat down on the ground with his eyes blank.
"I told you, don't take yourself too seriously, shopping mall." Yue Ming looked back at the lost man with glasses, then turned and left.
