"You're the bastard who made me become like this, right?"
"Pffrrrrrrrr, so what if it's me. You're already exhausted now!" BG said proudly, "You have no ability to defeat me in this state. Now you can't even walk up to me." I don’t even have the strength in front of me, brrrrrrrr!”
"Asshole! You forced me!" After hearing what Yue Ming said, BG quickly continued to use his ability on him, but it was just what he wanted.
"Why would I think of such a disgusting move and use it!!!" Yue Ming's sphincter exerted force. Under the power of diarrhea enhanced by BG's divine power, an indescribable torrent broke through Yue Ming's sphincter. The underwear covered the entire wall behind him with an unparalleled momentum. This impact, supported by Yue Ming's own physique, actually caused him to explode at a speed that was no less than a propeller. In an instant Came to BG.
"Go to hell, you bastard! (´இVanஇ｀)"
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With Yue Ming's efforts, their diarrhea crisis finally came to an end.
"Tell me, why are you attacking us?" Yue Ming used her shoe-covered feet to kick BG who was cleaning hard.
"Then you go to hell!" "Okay, I'll say it!" BG showed the backbone he should have as a pervert. (Referring to instant rebellion (*´◐∀◐`*))
"Puff, that's it. My boss, the God of Filth, asked us to look for Kaka, the God of Waste..." "I'm not the God of Waste!" "Don't worry, wait for him to finish."
BG looked at the angry Kaka timidly, "He, he asked us to kill Kaka and his companions as much as possible."
"Huh? Why?" Kaka felt confused, "I have never seen any god of filth! Speaking of which, there have been many inexplicable gods in recent years and I have never seen them. Why do you want to kill me?"
"Um...I don't know either..." "You'll talk about us later? How many more of you are there?"
BG thought for a while, "I don't know for sure, but as far as I know there is also the God of Mold, the God of Germs, and a lot of other gods. The God of Filth alone has at least four to five hundred men, right?"
"..."
"Um... Kaka?" "Call me Rose, otherwise I feel like I'll be chased if I call you the wrong one when I go out later..." "Is it too late to terminate the contract now?"
"Huh?" Kaka showed an expression of disbelief, "Are you even going to abandon me? Wuwuwu... You have obviously done that to others..." while saying As she spoke, she faced Yue Ming with the screen of her cell phone while wiping her tears with her hand.
"Σ( ° △ °|||)︴I know, I know, I'll just help you..." Yue Ming really had no way to deal with Kaka's behavior. After all, he had With an infinite lifespan, if everyone thinks you are a perverted lolita, you will definitely live a miserable life in the coming days.
"Then what other gods are there? Where are they now?" "We'll be here in ten minutes. I sent you a message when I found you (￣▽￣)" "Fuck you!" Yue Ming kicked him Kicked him on the butt, took Kaka's hand and rushed out of the door.
"Aaaaaaaaa!" "Stop aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" "Stop aaaaaaaaa and run away!"
The escape of heroes and gods officially begins.
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ten minutes later.
Several figures hurriedly arrived outside Yueming's house.
"BG, have you really caught someone?" The God of Bathlessness pushed open the door and walked in. What caught his eye was BG, who was covered in filth.
"Sorry for letting them run away." "Huh?" The God of Unwashed Feet stepped on the kneeling BG's head.
"Garbage is garbage. You can't even handle such a small thing, and you only deserve to be with these disgusting things." Seeing that he was still supporting his body with both hands, the god who didn't brush his teeth motioned to the god who didn't wash his feet. Suddenly, the god of unwashed feet kicked BG hard, and BG fell into the filth all over the wall.
"Haha, don't worry about that trash, let's go." "Yes! Boss!"
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At this time, Yue and Ming had already taken a taxi to the mall.
"Let's buy some things for camping in the wild and some supplies first," Yue Ming told Kaka, "When we go to the mall later, you are responsible for getting food and water, and I will get the equipment, and finally we will go together Meet at the checkout counter.”
"Yeah, leave it to me |•'-'•)و✧" Kaka said confidently.
Soon they reached their destination.
"Sixty-five yuan sincerely, dear." After paying the fare, the two got off the car. The entrance to the shopping mall was in front of them.
"Taking a taxi is so expensive these days." "Oh oh oh! Is this a shopping mall? It looks fun!" "Oh wait..." Before Yue Ming could finish her words, Kaka disappeared. He ran into the mall and disappeared.
"This guy is really awesome." Yue Ming raised her forehead speechlessly, "Forget it, I hope she knows where the cashier is."
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"Huh?" A person in the monitoring room looked at the petite figure appearing on the surveillance camera in surprise.
"Am I so lucky? It seems like today is really a lucky day, hahaha!"
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Yue Ming often traveled around the world for a hundred years before, and he was very familiar with preparing supplies. He quickly bought everything he wanted.
"Ka... Why hasn't Rose come here yet?" Yue Ming said dissatisfied, "Is it so troublesome to buy a few boxes of compressed food and water?"
