In the end, Kaka settled in the brave man's house.
"So what's the help you can do?" "Goose...pass paper or something?" "Go away! Aren't you a god? You can do something at least, can't you do a little bit of turning rocks into gold?"
Kaka was a little embarrassed, "There is nothing I can do... There are fewer and fewer people who believe in me. The temples have been demolished and built into buildings. We... we... wuwuwu꒦ິ^꒦ິ" said As she spoke, she began to cry.
"We don't know what's wrong. Many people think that miracles are useless things like rubbish. Now our priesthood is covered with rubbish (sobbing) wuwuwu..."
"Huh? He's the original god after all, right? But it's true." I don't know since when, advertisements on TV and mobile phones began to urge everyone not to pursue miracles, but to be down-to-earth and down-to-earth. "Although I feel that there is nothing wrong with those propaganda, but Does it turn out to have an impact on God?”
"Let's just say, woo woo," Kaka wiped her tears, "I really can't maintain my daily life with my magical power, and there is no money, so I can't even afford food. Boo hoo, it's not easy for us. I just found you..."
Seeing her like this, Yue Ming felt a little embarrassed and drove her away.
"But everything is fine now!" Kaka changed the subject, and suddenly became excited, "You signed this contract with me, and you will be my servant from now on! Hurry up and eat delicious food soon. When the food is served, I’ve been hungry for a long time!”
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)
"Sure enough," Yue Ming tried to resist the urge to beat her up, "I shouldn't sympathize with this bastard, hold back..."
"Hmph~"
"I can't fucking bear it anymore!" [The brave pounces ε=ε=(O/°Д°)ﾉ.jpg]
"Wait a minute!" Kaka raised her phone in a panic, "I'm really going to call the police if you come here again!"
"You report it! But I will ravage you severely before the police arrive, you bastard!!!"
.....................Rub your head angrily for 5 minutes............. ............
In the end, Kaka did not call the police.
"Really, your hair is so messed up." Kaka arranged her hair, "I won't treat you as a servant from now on, and don't call me Kaka from now on, call me Rose."
"Why?" Yue Ming didn't quite understand.
"Because I don't know why, I feel like someone is chasing me. Although it's just our intuition, my intuition is never wrong, and in Elvish language, Rose means miracle~"
"It's weird, let's eat." "Huh? So fast?" Yue Ming walked out of the kitchen with instant noodles.
"How can you feed a god something like this!" Kaka said angrily, "You are a brave man! Don't you have pan-fried earth dragon steak or something like that? Are there any pre-dinner snacks?"
"ꐦ≖ ≖Whether you like it or not." Yue Ming picked up a bowl of instant noodles and started eating by himself.
"We don't want to eat..." She turned her head and looked at Yue Ming who was eating deliciously from the corner of her eye. Seeing that he ignored her, she asked curiously, "Hey, hey, hey, this thing is really delicious. ?"
"Huh? Do you like it or not?" "Really, you are so rude to God even though you are a brave man. That's all. Let's eat some of your offerings reluctantly." Kaka still picked up the bowl of instant noodles. After all, this is In order to ensure that the remaining divine power could withstand emergencies, she had truly been hungry for three days as a human being. The reason why she still had the strength to speak was entirely because she gave herself a sip of divine power to satisfy her hunger before knocking on the door. .
"Bite...huh? The taste is okay, sizzling..." After taking a bite of the instant noodles, Kaka found that the taste was not as bad as expected, so he started to eat it silently.
Soon, the two of them finished the noodles in the bowl.
"So when do you plan to leave?" Yue Ming asked after finishing lunch, "I won't entertain you if it takes too long."
"I don't know either...but that not-so-good feeling keeps appearing. If you can help me solve it, then I will definitely leave immediately."
"How to solve it?" "We don't know, alas ( ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧"
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ "Get out! Get out of here right now!" Unable to bear it, Yue Ming flipped the table.
"Don't be anxious!" Kaka rubbed his head anxiously, "It's coming soon!"
"Immediately?" Yue Ming, who was confused, felt a cramp in his abdomen, "Isn't it possible? The instant noodles have expired?" Without enough time to think too much, he rushed into the toilet.
"Hey! I want it too!" Kaka suddenly felt uncomfortable in his stomach, but the only toilet in the house was already occupied by Yue Ming.
"Prrrrrrrrr~" Suddenly, a strange voice sounded in the room.
"What?" Unlike Yue Ming, Kaka hadn't eaten much since three days ago. Even if he had just eaten, the urge to defecate would not have come so quickly.
"Prrrrrrrrr, I am BG, the God of Diarrhea!" The weird voice sounded again. What was different from before was that a middle-aged uncle dressed in weird clothes appeared with the voice.
"Huh? (≖╻≖；)" [face full of question marks.jpg]
"Give up your resistance! Puff, Lulu, next I will make you have diarrhea until you collapse and die! Puff, Lulu~" The strange uncle who calls himself the God of Diarrhea said to himself.
"No, why?" Kaka asked in confusion, "How did we offend you?"
"Because you... Because you..." Halfway through, the strange uncle also got stuck. Fortunately, he thought hard and finally thought of the reason, "Because you have never had diarrhea! This is a cure for diarrhea. You're disrespectful, so I'm going to punish you! Go to hell!" At the same time, he waved the huge moldy sausage in his hand, and an unpleasant smell filled the air from him.
"Creak." There was a sudden sound of opening the door. It turned out to be Yue Ming walking out of the toilet. At this time, he clamped his legs and looked pale. "Goddess of trash, just defeat this guy, right?"
"Maybe?" Kaka responded to him subconsciously, and then realized, "I'm not a waste!" In order to retaliate, she quickly rushed into the toilet and kicked Yue Ming who was leaning on the door. Go out and lock the door of the toilet, "Then I'll leave that perverted uncle to you~"
"Kaka, I'm crazy!" The thing she had been holding back was spurted out by her kick just now. Yue Ming looked at the man wearing a coat made of various expired moldy foods with a dark face, holding a stick in his hand. Perverted uncle with huge moldy sausage.
"You're the bastard who made me become like this, right?"
