The world is always changing at a rapid pace, and starting from the City of Good, which has all the complete means of production, the recovery of the entire world can be said to be very rapid.
After the power of the evil god withdrew from the world, all things were reborn. Perhaps because the world rules were completed due to the collapse of the World Tree, countless creatures were re-created, but there are also many things that have become different from before, such as Reproductive isolation... (Because all living things no longer evolve from elves as the source, in contrast, many species that are hybrids of different types of elves have become independent populations, such as half-orcs, etc.)
From three cities to spreading all over the world, it only took a short period of one hundred and seven years. As a brave man with an unlimited lifespan, Yue Ming left a legend behind while traveling around the world from the perspective of a bystander.
Finally, he came to a remote area and lived a leisurely life.
But all this will be broken today.
"..." Yue Ming looked at the guy pretending to be pitiful outside the door with a dark face, and his brain stopped thinking.
"That..." "Sorry, I didn't wake up, bang!" Before the other party could finish speaking, Yue Ming closed the door with a bang.
At this time, he was sweating profusely as he leaned against the door. "This is not good!" he thought to himself, "I always feel like I am going to be entangled by a super troublesome guy!"
"Dong dong dong." The guy outside the door was still knocking on the door, "Hey, hey, hey, we haven't seen you for so long, why don't you let me come to your house?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I've lived for too long, and my memory is a little bad. I don't seem to have a memory of who you are. I'm sorry, strangers. I won't let them in. If it's for sales, please go to the opposite side of my house. Well, he is a good old man and will definitely accept anything." Listening carefully to the voice outside the door again, Yue Ming found that it was indeed true.
"It's really this troublemaker!" We need to fool this guy away quickly! Yue Ming thought.
"Hey, do you really don't want people to come in?" The voice outside the door became unpleasant, "You did that kind of thing to people. I wonder if they go to the police station over there... .”
"Bang! Please come in, please come in!" Yue Ming, who was originally resisting, quickly opened the door and invited the people outside the door into the house.
"Well, aren't you a god? Why do you have time to come to me?" Yue Ming smiled and brought biscuits and water, and sat down cross-legged. The person who came was none other than Kaka.
"Of course it's a contract~" "Contract? What contract?" "Oh, don't pretend~ It was that time~" After being interrupted by her, Yue Ming started to think about it.
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One week ago(*´◐∀◐`*)
"Help!!!!"
On this day, Yue Ming was climbing a mountain at a very remote tourist attraction.
Halfway through the climb, he suddenly felt the urge to defecate, "There shouldn't be a toilet here, right?" He searched around with the idea of forgetting it, and found a toilet in a remote corner.
"There is actually a toilet in a place like this? Forget it, I can't hold it in anymore!" Unable to bear it, he rushed straight into the toilet.
"Huh?" After he solved his personal problem, he suddenly discovered a very serious problem.
"Isn't this..." Yue Ming stiffened her neck and looked to her side, "There is no toilet paper (´இᮇ｀)!!!"
"It's over, it's over, it's over!" His hands quickly groped around his body, but he found that he had forgotten to bring the paper when he went out.
"Help!!!" Then he let out that scream.
With the blessing of strong physical fitness, as a brave man, his squatting skills are still very superior.
"But the question is..." He was like a deep thinker at this time, "What should I do if my shit is going to clump together!"
Even with strong physical fitness, squatting in a drafty toilet for four full hours was not something a brave man could bear. At this time, he already felt a deeper despair than when he had the decisive battle with Mira.
"Someone help me!" But obviously, no one would come to such a remote tourist attraction and such a remote toilet.
"Hero who saves the world~ Do you need my help~" Yue Ming, whose brain was numbed by the cold wind after squatting for four hours, did not pay attention to the details and resolutely shouted out the sentence: "Paper! Give me paper !”
"Humph, if that's the case, then the contract is established~" At this moment, he felt that the hand that handed out the paper from under the door was like a god descending from heaven (although it was indeed a god), and he quickly took the paper and solved the problem.
When he pulled up his pants and opened the door, the person who handed him the paper had disappeared.
“There are so many good people in the world~”
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His thoughts returned to the present, and after knowing that he had been tricked by an unreliable guy again after nearly a hundred years, his face showed an expression of (||ㅎ.ㅎ||).
"So, what is the content of the contract?" Yue Ming asked with a heavy heart.
"Ah? Didn't you see?" Kaka showed a puzzled look, "Didn't I even hand you the toilet paper at that time!"
(ㅎ.ㅎ)→（⊙_⊙）→=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)
"Just tell me how the toilet paper had a hard texture..." Cold sweat kept dripping from his forehead.
"Hey, hey, are you okay? Don't be so nervous. Even if you forgot, I still have a copy here." The moment she took it out, Yue Ming grabbed it with lightning speed.
“Party A needs to fulfill Party B’s basic living needs of food, clothing, housing and transportation. In addition, it also needs to meet Party B’s spiritual entertainment needs. In addition, Party A needs to offer blessings and gifts on every festival and Party B’s birthday... Yue Ming looked at the words written above with a ferocious expression, "...Finally, Party B will give Party A some help within its ability."
"Uh-huh, that's it, hehe~" Kaka said with a proud smile, "Then when are we going to eat? We haven't eaten breakfast and now we're starving to death."
"Stuck, stuck!!!" Just when he was about to hit Kaka's head with a punch, a mobile phone stood in front of him.
"Do you really want to use such rough methods on me⊙ω⊙?" There is a message written on the screen of the mobile phone. The recipient's address is, "No. 308, Mujin Road = ͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪ ‧̣̥̇)" Ming knew exactly where this address was. This address was the police station diagonally opposite his home.
Look at what is written on the message again, "Help! I was kidnapped by a disgusting uncle who calls himself Yue Ming the Brave. He is now at No. 314 Mekika Road. He seems to be doing something bad to me. Come and save me." I ꒦ິ^꒦ິ”
Suddenly, Yue Ming broke out in a cold sweat, "Calm down..." "Huh?" "I'm going to cook now!"
