"You should pay attention when reorganizing. Some life books are written with bamboo slips, and some are written with scrolls. The life books written with bamboo slips will be slightly older, while the life books written with scrolls were written ten thousand years ago. , you should be careful to separate them when reorganizing."
"It's the emperor, Yu'er knows."
Dongfang Yu'er's humility, studiousness and quick hands and feet won the favor of Emperor Donghua. When Dongfang Yu'er responded, Emperor Donghua responded with a satisfied 'hmm'.
Emperor Donghua drank tea leisurely and elegantly, and Dongfang Yu'er suddenly said, "These are all the fates of cats and dogs, eh, and there's cat poop!"
Dongfang Yuer mistook a piece of black and yellow cloth hidden in the bamboo slip as cat feces.
Even the coldest Emperor Donghua couldn't help laughing when he heard Dongfang Yu'er's mischievous words, and almost spit out the tea he just drank.
The maid next to Emperor Donghua could not help covering her mouth and burst out laughing!
Dongfang Yu'er raised her head, seeing for the first time that Emperor Donghua had lost his composure.
Dongfang Yuer said sillyly: "Emperor, can you also laugh? My father said that the emperor is a very serious person. No, it should be said that he is a very serious god. He has never smiled in a hundred thousand years. Yu'er must be careful when calling him. Don’t make the emperor angry.”
At this time, Emperor Donghua was both funny and irritated. He glanced at Dongfang Yu'er and withdrew his smile. Leng Su said: "You are not allowed to talk during the reorganization."
"No way! Emperor. Yu'er won't speak. How can she ask the emperor if she doesn't know how?"
Emperor Donghua frowned: "Except those who don't understand."
"Yes, Emperor."
Dongfang Yu'er responded cheerfully, but within a second she picked up the piece of cloth that was mistaken for cat poop and exclaimed: "Yeah! It turns out to be a piece of black cloth. It's not cat poop. It's great. I thought How to clean it up. Come to think of it, cats are not allowed here, so where does the cat poop come from?"
"Dongfang Yu'er, didn't I let you say it? What are you talking about?"
"Haha! Emperor, I don't know which Simingjun naughtily hid a piece of black cloth on a bamboo slip to scare people, so Yu'er almost mistakenly thought it was cat poop."
"Cat poop? Your eyes are so good that you can even see a piece of black cloth as cat poop. That naughty Lord Si Mingxing is your father."
"ah?"
"This is not an ordinary piece of black cloth. The black cloth is soaked in insect-proof powder. It is placed on the bamboo slip's fortune book to prevent the bamboo slip from getting insects. Do you understand?"
"Oh, I got it!"
"Understood, let's continue to sort it out. Remember, don't chatter to yourself." Emperor Donghua reminded again.
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The palace maid has brewed three pots of scented tea for Emperor Donghua. Emperor Donghua has finished tasting it. After finishing three pots of tea, he still needs two sticks of incense. It's been two hours since Emperor Donghua met, and Dongfang Yu'er is still serious about sorting out her fate, but it's really rare.
"Yu'er, please stop and drink some water first!"
"Emperor, Yu'er is not thirsty."
The maid made three more pots of scented tea for Emperor Donghua. Emperor Donghua also finished tasting it, and two more mornings passed.
"Yu'er, you'd better take a break and have a cup of tea!"
"Emperor, Yu'er still doesn't feel thirsty."
The maid made three more pots of scented tea for Emperor Donghua. Emperor Donghua finished tasting it, and it was only two more mornings.
"Yu'er, come here and have a sip of tea." Emperor Donghua spoke with an order this time.
And Dongfang Yu'er over there was holding a bamboo slip of a life book and was fascinated by it. She ignored Emperor Donghua, as if she didn't hear him.
Emperor Donghua called again: "Yu'er, come here and have a cup of tea!"
Emperor Donghua called Dongfang Yu'er twice but was still indifferent.
Emperor Donghua became a little angry, and in a louder voice, he shouted again: "Yu'er..."
"What, is the emperor with me?" Dongfang Yu'er finally regained her consciousness.
"I asked you to drink tea three times, but I didn't show any favor, okay!" Emperor Donghua replied with some anger.
Dongfang Yu'er quickly explained: "Yu'er didn't dare. Yu'er was in a trance while looking at her life book and didn't notice the emperor calling her Yu'er."
"Who wrote the fate book and read it so fascinatedly?"
"There is no signature in the lower corner of this life book, and I don't know which Lord Si Mingxing wrote it. Since he was able to write the life book in this way, the Great Zhou Kingdom will be destroyed quickly."
"Oh! What's wrong with this life book? Tell me..." Emperor Donghua asked very curiously.
"good!"
Ahem!
What is written in the fortune book is the fate of the Great Zhou Kingdom: The Emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty had four sons. The eldest son was honest and filial to the Great Zhou Emperor, but he was timid and did not have the demeanor of an emperor; the second son had the demeanor of an emperor but was ruthless. He is also good at scheming; the third child is gentle and talented but hates the struggle for power in the palace and is obsessed with the world of love and play; the fourth child inherits the advantages of the three emperors, being kind and filial to others, as well as talented and knowledgeable. The ambition to be a king is just a matter of passion.
Emperor Zhou felt that among his four sons, the fourth was the most suitable candidate to inherit the throne, so he passed the throne to the fourth before his death, thinking that he would rest in peace after his death.
pity! pity!
After Lao Si, who was most favored by the Emperor of the Zhou Dynasty, inherited the throne, the Kingdom of Zhou Dynasty began to suffer from internal and external troubles. In five years, the Kingdom of Zhou Dynasty was destroyed due to internal strife and external attacks.
"Why are you sighing! Do you think that the fourth child is not suitable to inherit the throne? There are many reasons for the demise of a country, how can you blame the fourth child entirely?" Emperor Donghua asked Dongfang Yu'er with raised eyebrows.
"Yes! The demise of the Great Zhou Kingdom cannot be entirely blamed on the fourth child, but the fourth child is the least suitable candidate to inherit the throne of the Great Zhou Dynasty."
"Why? As usual, the fourth child is indeed the most suitable candidate for an emperor." Emperor Donghua asked Dongfang Yu'er in confusion.
"Because the fourth child is the most greedy. He wants to be a king, but he is also obsessed with the world of mandarin ducks playing in the water. Doesn't this mean he wants to be watery and have a chastity card for himself?"
"It seems that King Yu'er has a lot of opinions. So Yu'er, tell me, what kind of king should you write the fortune book in the future?"
"I think a king should be like a king, with an ambition to embrace the world, tenacity and decisiveness, and a style of dealing with clear rewards and punishments. I will not be like Mr. Si Mingxing, who compiled this destiny book, and do not choose the good ones. Fourth child."
As she said that, Dongfang Yu'er casually threw away the life book in her hand, which almost threw the life book in Emperor Donghua's face. Now Dongfang Yuer is miserable!
Emperor Donghua's face darkened, he frowned slightly, and said gloomily:
"Do you know who wrote the life book you just lost?"
Dongfang Yu'er said in a daze: "I don't know!"
"The life book you just threw away was written by me."
ah?
Dongfang Yu'er was so frightened that she hurriedly picked up the life book she had just lost. He apologized and smiled: "Emperor, here you go! Yu'er just talked nonsense, please don't take it to heart, Emperor."
Emperor Donghua glanced at Dongfang Yu'er and took the life book handed over by Dongfang Yu'er expressionlessly. He said coldly: "Nonsense? I don't think Yu'er is talking nonsense, but seems to be sensible. Since Yu'er has no insights, let's try to write a fortune book starting tomorrow!"
"Ah? Emperor, Yu'er can't."
"No, we must learn more."
Dongfang Yu'er didn't know what bad intentions Emperor Donghua had in mind. He was angry just now, but now he asked her to write a fortune book so quickly. You must know that it is not easy to become the Siming Star Lord who compiles the fortune book. Only twenty of the one hundred Siming Star Lords are selected, and even the senior Xu Siming is not selected.
