Chapter 131: Confused Interview

Style: Fantasy Author: Yu PengWords: 3853Update Time: 24/01/13 04:15:25
Yang Yanbin taking Yu Peng away was just a small matter to the people in the office.

Some were envious, some were gloating, and naturally some were resentful. But as Yu Peng disappeared from sight, the topic only lasted a few minutes, and no one was discussing it anymore.

It’s not that this topic can’t go on, but that everyone has learned to wait and see what happens after many years of work experience. Only when they see Yu Cheng’s appearance when he comes back again will everyone continue and have room for association. Develop new content trends

There is no shortage of gossip in big companies, and there is also no shortage of people waiting to eat.

Needless to say, Yu Peng quickly caught up with Yang Yanbin, followed him to the underground garage, and then got into Yang Yanbin's car.

During this period, Yang Yanbin didn't say a word. He had an aloof and cold aura throughout the whole process and kept away from strangers. Yu Peng was also in a similar state, as if the two of them didn't know each other.

If they didn't know the whole process, others would even think that these two strangers just happened to enter the elevator at the same time and go to the underground garage at the same time.

When both people got into the car and the door closed, Yang Yanbin changed his previous aura and pinched Yu Peng's neck like crazy, shaking and shouting at the same time.

"You actually came to Beijing!! You didn't tell me!!"

Although he looked very angry, you could clearly feel the excitement and excitement in his words.

Yu Peng shook off his hand and responded unhurriedly.

"Why are you telling me this? I'm here to play too."

"Then why didn't you call me?"

Looking at Yang Yanbin's somewhat resentful expression, Yu Peng was puzzled.

"I'm out to play, why am I calling you?"

Yang Yanbin was speechless. If he didn't know Yu Peng's character and temper, Yang Yanbin would have been angry to death.

Afterwards, Yang Yanbin chatted casually with Yu Peng, and then drove to a five-star hotel.

Fortunately, the journey from Wangjing to there is very smooth, and there are many parking spaces next to the hotel. There is no obstacle at all, and it only takes more than 20 minutes to get there.

Naturally, there was a dedicated driver to park the car, and Yang Yanbin took Yu Peng directly to the elevator to the rooftop, a restaurant dedicated to receiving VIP customers.

The decoration inside is magnificent, but to Yu Peng's surprise, there are no private rooms here. There are some sparse tables and chairs in the empty circular hall. When Yang Yanbin brought Yu Peng over, there was only one on the east side by the window. There are two people sitting there eating

The two people at the meal looked at Yang Yanbin and Yu Peng, and looked at each other. They didn't recognize each other, so they continued to eat the food and chatted softly.

A service staff came over and asked for Yang Yanbin's information, then led the two of them to a seat by the window on the north side.

It's almost noon now, the sun is shining slantingly from the south, and the north is shady, so the visual environment is just right. The windows are very clean. Through the windows, you can see far away. In front of you, there is a wide open space and rows of high-rise buildings. There are also open spaces and houses scattered in the middle, giving people the illusion of overlooking the world.

Sitting here to eat, even an ordinary person will have a trancelike feeling of standing at the top of the human world, overlooking all living beings.

However, this does not include Yu Peng. Yu Peng just thinks that this place is quite high. If you stand outside, the wind will be very strong.

Hmm...if you jump down, you should have to find some support before you can land safely.

Looking at Yu Peng with an indifferent expression, Yang Yanbin asked.

"when did you come?"

"About half a month ago, I finished my work. I remembered that you said before that you were going to work in Yang Ruxin's company. You mentioned the name of the company at that time, so I came over to have a look. Unexpectedly, there was a group interview that day, and I was confused. I participated, and then I was recruited.”

"It's that simple?"

"Well, it's that simple"

Yang Yanbin covered his face and was depressed, joking, how could it really be that simple? Then he said

"No, don't think that if I don't participate in the company's affairs, I don't know the recruitment standards here. Even sales positions here require a bachelor's degree. I remember you don't have a degree, right?"

"I don't have any academic qualifications."

"Without academic qualifications, how did the interviewer let you in?"

"I walked in for the interview in a daze, without bringing anything. I just took a form that the front desk asked me to fill out. When he interviewed me, he asked me how I could sell him the mineral water in front of me for 500 yuan. Then he gave me a minute, I sold the water, and he agreed for me to come in and go to work."

Yang Yanbin was drinking water and almost spit out a mouthful of water

What era are these nonsense interview questions? Why are you still doing this recruiting trick? But he was also curious about how Yu Peng passed, so he asked

"Then how did you answer?"

Yu Peng actually didn’t understand much about this, so he could only explain the situation to Yang Yanbin.

When the interviewer saw that Yu Peng's resume was too simple to be included in a simple resume, he sneered and said

"I just thought you were trying to catch my eye and attract my attention. Apart from your name, age and home address, you didn't write anything else on it, right?"

Upon hearing the interviewer's question, Yu Peng looked over his head, glanced at the resume he filled out, and then responded rigorously.

"No, I also wrote down today's date."

"Ha ha ha ha"

The interviewer and the assistant interviewer next to him laughed out loud when they saw Yu Peng's sincere face, without any false expression.

"Okay, okay, you're not here for an interview. You're here to make me happy. Then I'll skip those steps. Let me ask you, what is your purpose of working here?"

Yu Peng was stunned for a moment when he was asked, thinking to himself, I didn't come to work here? But he still responded and said

"I said I was just passing by and came to play, do you believe it?"

"Believe, what's so unbelievable?"

As the interviewer responded to Yu Peng's words, he looked at the assistant next to him and motioned for her to deal with Yu Peng.

The assistant next to me was a little girl. Seeing the interviewer's eyes, she took over the conversation tacitly, and then said

"Yu Cheng, right? Your name is really hard to pronounce. If you hadn't added the pinyin next to it, I wouldn't be able to pronounce it. Do you know what position you are interviewing for?"

"Sales, right? I think what they fill in is sales."

"Then do you know what sales does?"

"I probably know something about selling things."

The girl was about to continue asking, when the interviewer suddenly interrupted and said to the girl with a smile:

"Well, do you see this mineral water in front of me? If you can sell it to me for 500 yuan, I will give you an exceptional opportunity and let you come in as an intern."

He was talking about an internship, because according to age, Yu Peng is only 19 years old. At this age, he should not have graduated from college. However, Yu Peng did not say which university he went to, and the interviewer did not bother to ask. Normally, this would The interviewer will send his assistant away at first sight.

However, Yu Peng's performance made him feel very funny. It happened that he was a little tired after the morning interview, so he planned to make a joke with Yu Peng.

After hearing the interviewer's question, Yu Peng asked

"How much is the normal price of this water?"

"Cost of 5 cents"

The interviewer seemed to be deliberately teasing Yu Peng, and said an extremely low price.

"oh…"

Yu Peng made a sound, then tilted his head, as if he was thinking about something.

The interviewer glanced at the assistant, and the two of them smiled in unison, and were ready to send Yu Peng away. Who would have thought that after just a few seconds, Yu Peng said

"Look at your breath. In the past six months or so, you should be coughing all the time in the middle of the night, right? And after coughing, you will feel tight in the chest and out of breath. No matter you drink water or take medicine, it still doesn't work, and you have to suffer every day. , I can't fall asleep until after 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, and I always have nightmares and night sweats. If you trust me, I have a prescription to treat this. I can give it to you for free, but you have to give me 500 yuan to buy it first. bottle of water"

As Yu Peng spoke out, the interviewer's face instantly became solemn and serious, and as Yu Peng spoke more and more, his expression also began to change. It was like when Yu Peng said that he had a prescription, his The eyes even burst out with a light

What he said was exactly the same as what the old doctor said when I went to the hospital for a check-up, but the medicine he prescribed cost tens of thousands, and he never felt anything bad after taking it.

This uncomfortable state has lasted for more than half a year. I torture myself to death every day. I have gone to many hospitals, but no results can be found, so there is no way to treat me.

With a dubious attitude, he asked hesitantly

"Are you studying medicine?"

Yu Peng thought for a while and nodded.

I do have some knowledge of medical skills, and I have been soaking in medicine buckets all year round, so I can be considered proficient in pharmacology.

"Are you sure it can be cured?"

"Of course, I still have this confidence."

"Then give me the prescription first."

"That's not possible. You have to spend money to buy water first, and then I'll give it to you."

"I need to try the medicine before I can buy your water."

"I'm leaving"

"Hey, hey, no, no, no, everything is easy to discuss, everything is easy to discuss. In this way, I will give you half first. If your prescription works, I will give you the other half."

"Then I'd better go"

"Okay, okay, you passed the interview, how about I reserve a place for you as an intern? Then you can give me the prescription."

"That won't work. I'm a water seller, not here in exchange for job opportunities."

“I*&, okay, then give me your WeChat code and I’ll scan it for you.”

"Well...I don't have WeChat"

"Hey, you're going too far. I already said I would give you money and give you an internship qualification. Why are you still like this?"

"I'm not lying to you. I really don't have WeChat. If you don't believe me, just take a look."

Yu Peng saw that the interviewer was a little anxious, took out his old Nokia mobile phone, handed it to him and responded.

When they saw the mobile phone that Yu Peng took out, the interviewer and assistant were stunned for a moment.

This was something they had used more than ten years ago. When Yu Peng, a 19-year-old kid, handed over the phone, they seemed to be taken back to the era when Nokia was king. They held it in for a long time and were speechless. In one word, I no longer have the heart to complain.

In the end, there was nothing he could do. The interviewer went out and asked someone to borrow 500 yuan. When he was leaving, Yu Peng picked up his resume, quickly wrote down a prescription on the back, and held it in his hand.

After the interviewer put the pieces together and handed the borrowed 500 yuan to Yu Peng, Yu Peng handed the resume with the prescription to the interviewer.

Looking at Yu Cheng sitting in front of him, he didn't know what he was thinking of. The interviewer and the assistant looked at each other and started laughing. They couldn't stop for a long time. Even the interviewer in the next room came over to see what happened. No matter what the situation, neither of them stopped.

After Yu Heng was confused for a while, the assistant stopped laughing first and said to Yu Heng

"Let's talk about it first. With your age, you can only work as an intern. The salary is 3,000 yuan a month. There is food subsidy, but there is no accommodation subsidy. Today is Friday. You can come directly to work next Monday. , By the way, where do you live?”

“I haven’t found a place to live yet.”

Yu Peng indeed has no place to live. He came to Beijing directly from Chengde today.

"Would you like me to introduce you to a place? Although it is a little far away, it will be cheaper and there is no deposit required. You will be much less stressed."

Looking at the sincere assistant, Yu Peng went back to the store without even thinking about it.

"No, I'll just buy a house across the street in the afternoon. It's only a few days away, so it should be fine."

The interviewer and assistant were directly shocked by Yu Peng's words. The interviewer quickly turned over the information page filled in by Yu Peng's resume and looked back and forth carefully several times, hoping to find something on it and trying to see if he could find it. Come on, which big boss or entrepreneur is this kid? He’s come out to experience life.

"Then, I bought a house across the street, and then came to work."

Finally, Yu Peng ended the explanation of this process with an extremely simple sentence