Brother Kai immediately became elated after Fatty Liu's boast. He smiled warmly and nodded in greeting to everyone. He wanted to show off for the sake of those few beauties he didn't even know, if not for anything else. My own style, especially that mature and charming young lady, makes my heart itch just looking at it. After this guy made some pretense, the waiter started to serve the dishes. In a short time, a table of sumptuous dishes was filled up on the round table. While Brother Kai was happily chatting with a few girls, Liu Jingsheng made a series of mysterious remarks. The little eyes, just connect with the brothers, damn it! It's a silent code. The animals in the 313 barn are all fucking human beings. They all understand Fat Brother's intentions without having to express them explicitly.
"Now that the dishes are all served, let's start cooking!" As the boss of dormitory 313, Gao Cheng suggested without hesitation.
"Today is Christmas Eve, everyone here has a good meal, a good drink, and a good time!"
"Hey! May all the beauties become more and more beautiful! You guys will make a fortune every day! Happy Christmas Eve!" Fatty Liu is the best at enhancing the atmosphere. Everyone toasted the first glass of wine together, and the atmosphere was very happy.
"Today's dish looks good. Come on, my lady, please eat more. Let's drink less and focus on eating deliciously." I diligently used serving chopsticks to pick up the dish for Zhao Bo next to me, looking mean. A flattering face.
"Haha! Eunuch Yue is pretty good at serving others, right?" Zhang Ying next to Zhao Bo joked with a smile.
"I'll take it from Xinyi Aijia. I'll do it myself. You can have your own." The little beauty decisively rejected my offer.
"Hey! My father-in-law, Miss Zhang, is also here to serve you." As I said that, I stood up and started to pick up some food for Zhang Ying.
"Haha! We, from a small family, can't afford a slave as big as you!" Zhang Ying teased me sarcastically.
Unknowingly, Brother Kai became the central figure at the dinner table. The first person to raise a glass to drink with him was Sister Pang. This sister is so good at talking. After some words of praise, Brother Kai was filled with praise. Several cups. At the same time, I took a peek and saw that Wang Xinming, Gao Boss, Li Er Ge and Fatty Liu were having a great meal. What a guy! The chopsticks in his hand were almost as fast as the windmill. Sister Pang had just withdrawn, and before Brother Kai could take a bite of the food, the girl named Xiao Yu came up with a smile as bright as a flower. This handsome guy couldn't be too kind to one another. Under Xiao Yu's intoxicating smile, he served it willingly. After picking up the wine glass, even Chen Tong, whom he had met for the first time, pushed up his glasses and stood in front of Brother Kai. The rather bookish girl spoke softly but was not easy to evade. These beauties were so excited that they could use their toes to figure out which beasts were behind them. At the end of the day, Zhang Ying picked up her wine glass and stood up.
"I'll go! What are you doing?" Zhao Bo's quick hands and eyes caught Zhang Ying who was about to jump up.
"Haha! What can I do? I went over to have a drink with our little Kai brother. People praised me for being beautiful. Can I not have a drink with him?" Beauty Zhang's smile was always sweet.
"I'll go! You're so cruel." Zhao Bo commented speechlessly. What does it mean to betray relatives and alienate one's relatives? What does it mean to add insult to injury? You even kiss a classmate. This soft knife is not merciless at all.
"Haha! Brother Kai, you drank the wine of a girl you don't know very well. You see, we are classmates. You can't help but give me my face, right?" Zhang Ying smiled brightly, and her words were indeed unquestionable.
"Yes, yes, yes, dear classmate, I must give it, come on, drink it!" Brother Kai had already listened, and he drank up the wine in the glass as soon as he raised his neck. My mother-in-law is still a kind person and didn't go up to touch up the knife. I watched the Hongmen Banquet and couldn't help but have mixed feelings in my heart. It's easy to deal with your toothy opponent. Just go up and do it. What about those guys who hide their swords in their smiles? ! It’s difficult!
After a burst of fragrance from the beauty, Brother Kai finally got a chance to eat some food. But before he could even take a few bites of the food, the satiated animals bared their fangs with a grim smile. This time it was the men's turn to charge into the battle, while the beauties enjoyed their delicious food with peace of mind. This is how it is at the bar. If a man wants to drink with you, you can decide to be reserved, decline and keep a clear head depending on the distance of the relationship. But if a cute and beautiful woman drinks with you, you will probably do it for the man's face. do my best.
Today's strategy is for the beauty to open the way and completely break down Brother Kai's defense, and then the male animals like wolves and tigers rush forward and wreak havoc. Wang Xinming, who is usually kind and gentle, was the first to rush forward.
"Brother, you are so generous. I am happy today. Drink it!"
"Yes, I'm happy! Drink!" Brother Kai, who was so drunk that he was drunk, now no longer cares whether the person standing in front of him is a man or a woman. He just has a weight on his waist and whoever comes with him can drink with just one word. It's over. Next up is the eloquent Boss Gao, who is so eloquent that he can fool fools into lameness. Brother Kai's eyes are straightened. Although Li Xiao is not good at talking, he is also a handsome boy. He is also a handsome boy. Brother Kai didn't hesitate, picked up the glass and drank the wine in the glass.
"I'll go! Aren't you bullying others? Don't make yourself stupid by drinking." Zhao Bo couldn't stand it anymore and muttered to me.
"Hehe! It's okay. All I drank was beer. I think this big brother's drink is okay. If it were the other way around, I would have gotten under the table. Besides, he wanted to follow him here. This is called a self-defeating escape from hell!" I smiled evilly.
At this moment, Liu Jingsheng gave me a look of "slip away, slipped away", "I'm going!" Isn’t this product a bit too awesome?
"Hey! Have you eaten well? Why don't you go to the bathroom or something?" I lightly touched Zhao Bo beside me and whispered.
"It's a little hot in the private room. I want to go out to take a breath and smoke a cigarette or something. Can we go together?"
"I'll go! You, you, you won't let him treat you to this meal, will you?" Zhao Bo understood Fatty Liu's little trick and said speechlessly.
"Well, you have to be kind. There is a saying in the world of martial arts: see through, don't tell. Let's go! Let's go!" I pulled Zhao Bo in a very subtle manner, quietly took my coat and sneaked out of the private room. On the steps at the entrance of the hotel, I was smoking a cigarette after dinner.
"I'll go! You guys are really bad, especially that Fatty Liu. I won't blindly join in with you in the future, otherwise you will lead me into trouble." Zhao Bo muttered and complained. , and soon all the girls slipped out, followed by Gao Cheng, Li Xiao, and Wang Xinming. The last one who pounced on Brother Kai and choked him with a knife was Fatty Liu, known as the big wine tank. Liu Jingsheng helped Xiao Kai, who was drunk, to the bar.
"Hey! Kai, according to today's rules, whoever comes without a girl has to buy the order. Do you think you have a problem?" Fatty Liu explained with a smirk.
"Fuck! What are you talking about? Why don't you just pay the bill? It's all trivial." Brother Kai boldly took out his wallet and slapped it on the bar.
"Here, pay for me!"
"Sir, do you want cash or card?" the lady at the cashier asked in a sweet voice.
"Of course I swipe the card. I don't carry cash with me. I swipe the card everywhere." Brother Kai had a tough tongue and didn't forget to brag. He took out his bank card and slapped it on the bar again. .
"Wei, where is the bathroom?" Brother Kai, who was retching, asked aloud.
"Come here, come here. Help my elder brother go to the bathroom. Hold him tight and don't bump him." Liu Jingsheng called a male waiter and explained attentively. After Brother Xiao Kai left, Liu Jingsheng The fat man whispered softly to the lady at the bar counter: "Bring me a few more expensive cigarettes, forget them all together, and find a black plastic bag to wrap them up for me. Thank you!" After paying, Liu Jingsheng helped him. Brother Kai walked out of the hotel with frivolous steps.
"Today, I'm happy today! I'm treating you, let's move on and continue drinking!" After vomiting, Brother Kai felt much more comfortable. He couldn't speak clearly and shouted loudly. This idiot has not suffered enough! Liu Jingsheng and Li Xiao were the strongest among us. They carried Brother Kai to his car and struggled to stuff him into the back seat. Those who drank too much He was most afraid of seeing the wind. After a lot of trouble, Brother Kai became so drunk that he didn't know what was going on.
"How do you deal with drinking like this?" Zhang Ying, with a blushing face, asked aloud.
"Hey! Look through his cell phone and car keys, call his family to find out his home address, and then find a driver to spend more money to take him back." I replied slowly.
Liu Jingsheng did as he was told and found an older driver. After explaining the situation to him, the driver readily agreed. Of course, he had to pay more. Seeing Brother Kai's black Buick disappearing from the end of my field of vision, I smiled and cursed at Liu Jingsheng beside me: "Fuck! You are such a damn loser!"
"Hehe! Average, average, third in the country!" Fatty Liu shook his big head and smiled happily.
"Damn it! I complimented you, didn't I?" I squinted at him and said.
"Look, there are several good cigarettes here, shall we share them?" Fatty Liu opened the black plastic bag and let me take a look, damn it! As the saying goes, don’t take advantage of the bastard! I accepted all the benefits and had nothing to say about him.
"Damn it! Beauty Zhang is what I like. This stupid little white guy is flirting with her right away. He doesn't take Fat Brother seriously. There's nothing wrong with me digging a hole for him." Liu Jingsheng said with reasonable hatred. Dao, I’ll go! It used to be said that women should not be offended easily, damn it! Nowadays, even fat people can't be messed with casually. It's getting harder and harder to get along.
"What are you two muttering about? You've had enough to eat and drink, what's the show next?" Boss Gao asked on behalf of everyone.
"Don't sit outside in this cold weather." Brother Li also urged.
"As for the next part," I blurted out in a tone of voice: "Each of you can take your own girls and move around freely! Disband!"
"That's okay. After all, eating and everything is just a cover. Boss, where are you going?" Li Xiao asked Boss Gao.
"Well, considering the cost issue, it's better to go to an Internet cafe. Men can play games and women can watch movies." Boss Gao gave a reasonable suggestion.
