"Well, well, I just have a goal, and it feels pretty good. Don't you want to use Christmas Eve as an excuse to make a date? I'm afraid, I'm afraid that I won't be able to make a date alone, so I want to do a group activity, like this It doesn't seem so abrupt." Mr. Gao explained the motive of his crime.
"I'll go! Boss, you're awesome! This guy is going under the fence without saying a word. Tell me which department it is from? Is it beautiful?" Li Er asked on behalf of the crowd who were burning with gossip. Wang Xiaosan and I Er'er glared at Gao Boss, whose face was slightly red, with bright eyes.
"I met in the library. She is studying Chinese. How can I say whether she is beautiful or not? Just an ordinary person. Anyway, I am quite pleasing to the eye. My requirements for women are not too high. I just can make do with it. , having said that, who doesn’t like beauties, but our conditions are just ordinary, I’m afraid I won’t be able to keep the good ones, hey! The cabbage gang can deal with them, anyway, they are not miserable singles, they don’t look so pitiful That's fine." Boss Gao's honest talk was quite sad, but if you're a person, you have to be realistic. You always have a high heart and it's easy to break your bones and tendons. For a while, the atmosphere in dormitory 313 became a little gloomy.
"Damn! You can see through everything at such a young age, right? That's ridiculous! We are very young! We are very straightforward!" My roar broke the somewhat silent air.
"Youth is our capital for tossing. If you have wine today, you will be drunk the next. Every second you feel comfortable counts! Today is a good day. Brothers, women and wine are all indispensable!" I fanned contagiously.
"Fuck! Don't be stupid. Hurry up and take action when it's time to take action!" I suddenly jumped down from the bunk, clenched my fist with five fingers and waved it in the air. It was quite a bit like the May Fourth youth who burned Zhao's house on fire. .
"Damn! There are more wolves than meat these days. If you move too slowly, you won't even be able to catch a hair. Besides, isn't it today Christmas Eve? There are so many people you want to date, so hurry up! Brothers, we can't wait for our time!" After I tried my best to fool them, these elder brothers finally became lame after being fooled by me, and they all jumped out of bed anxiously.
"Damn! Brother, I don't have a goal yet. Who should I date?" Li Xiao said to himself, scratching his head and scratching his head anxiously.
"Hey! The chicken leg girl in the cafeteria last time was pretty good. She can definitely take advantage of her." Wang Xinming reminded from the side.
"Is she okay?" Li Xiao asked hesitantly.
"Hehe! That's pretty good. Are you not confident enough to handle that girl?" I smiled evilly and gave him a provocation.
"Hehe! It doesn't matter if you can't handle it. Second brother, you don't look like someone who is short of money. You can take care of tonight's meal."
"Go away! Who, who can't handle it? I'm going to risk it all. It's too shameless. I'm just a little girl. I have to fight for this even if I don't steam the steamed buns!" After saying this, the elder brother ran out in a hurry. 313 In the dormitory, I must have gone to make phone calls secretly.
"The Eight Immortals crossed the sea, each showing his magical powers. I'm going too. Look at your big brother, I can easily catch the girl." Gao Boss confidently put his hands behind his back and went out leisurely.
"Can you ask Sister Pang out?" I looked at Wang Xinming who had not moved and asked.
"Yes, I can. After all, I am her little man. But, but, I am a little worried. I am afraid..." Brother Xiao San'er stopped talking again. I know what he is worried about. He is afraid that others will look at him. The woman he was dating was older than him, and Wang Xinming, who was a bit conservative, was afraid that the world would not accept her.
"Hehe! Sister Pang doesn't look old at all, just like a junior or senior student. As long as you feel good about yourself, why care about what others think? Besides, the boss, the second boss, including Fatty Liu, who are these brothers? They won’t laugh at you. Everyone is looking forward to your well-being, you know?” I reached out and patted Wang Xinming’s shoulder twice, giving him an encouraging look.
"Yes, I understand." Wang Xiaosan'er's brows relaxed, and he walked out of the 313 dormitory door like a wisp of spring breeze.
In the blink of an eye, there was no one in the dormitory. I pulled up a chair and sat down at my desk calmly. Before making a call, I had to light a cigarette and choose my words while brewing my emotions. Yes, after a cigarette burned out, I put out the cigarette butt in my hand, and then calmly took out my mobile phone.
"Hello! My royal empress, how are you doing?" After Zhao Bo's call was answered, I said hello with a smile.
"Crazy! Are you sick?" The little beauty's response to me was as cordial as ever, but her question was very loose. Can you not be sick if you are crazy?
"If you have something to say, don't talk nonsense." Zhao Bo said coldly.
"Well, isn't it Christmas Eve today? As your backup boyfriend, can we make a date?" I got straight to the point.
"No, you said I was a spare tire. Do you know what a spare tire is? It's your turn only when the rightful owner is away." The little beauty's answer was resolute and heartbreaking.
"Haha! Today is Christmas Eve, even if you want to make an appointment, you have to make an appointment with the real person, don't you agree, little brother?" This girl was so cruel, she grabbed a handful of salt and rubbed it on my wound.
"You, you, you..." I've been saying this for a long time, but you didn't come out.
"Is there anything else? If nothing happens, I'll hang up!" Zhao Bo said and was about to hang up.
"Don't, don't, don't! Sister, I was wrong. Brother, how did I offend you?" I hurriedly apologized.
"Humph! I want to go by myself!" Zhao Bo snorted coldly. After thinking about it carefully, I understood that it was the last time we separated, I kissed her forcefully, and she still hasn't forgotten it after so long. The girl is quite vindictive. There is a very awesome master named Zeng Yun.
"You can't be reasonable with animals like women." You just can't be tough. If she says you're wrong, you're wrong. You have to play the emotional card with her. Otherwise, sweet talk is the essential skill of a stalker.
"Sister! I was wrong." Regardless of whether you are wrong or not, it is always right to admit your mistake first. Making several mistakes in a row is like telling a tongue twister.
"Humph!" The little beauty snorted again, but at least she didn't hang up the phone.
"Hehe! It was my fault last time. I forced you to do something to me. It was my lard that blinded your heart. It was my cowardice that got the sperm in your head. Can't you do it? I promise there won't be a next time." Whether the oral review is to the point is quite profound.
"Hmph! I'll spare you this time. If you dare to do it again, I'll pull you down and kill you with the stick, okay?" Zhao Bo's tone finally became less cold.
"Hehe! I know, I know, thank you Queen for not killing me." I quickly said with an apologetic smile.
"Then why, are you going out at night? All the young people are going out to play on Christmas Eve today."
"No, I don't want to follow the crowd. It's very tasteless, you know? Besides, why don't you go out to fuck? Play mahjong? I'll go! There's no one who knows how to play, and there's no challenge at all, okay? ? It’s boring!” This girl’s mouth was like a machine cannon, and I couldn’t fix it in an instant.
"I'm going! Don't talk about playing mahjong again, okay? Sister, all the money you win is mine. Your cousin is inhumane, okay? He, he actually refused to pay back the debt, and asked me to care about what you want, who If I play mahjong again, my friends will stay far away." I cried in grievance.
With a 'Pfft' sound, the little beauty on the other end of the phone laughed.
"You deserve it! Who asked you to pretend to be generous?" Zhao Bo said to me with contempt.
"Brother, let's not talk about the past. You must give me this face tonight, otherwise, I will lose a lot of money, aunt! Can't I call you aunt?" I kept my posture very low. He was pleading, almost groveling.
"Oh." Zhao Bo said in a long tone calmly.
"how to say?"
"Hey! To tell you the truth, tonight is a group activity in dormitory 313. It was the bad idea of Boss Gao. He said that everyone must bring a girl to the dinner. Otherwise, otherwise, I'm sorry, who can't take it? Come on, sister, this meal belongs to whoever, my aunt told you, can I bear this loss? For the sake of the gods and Buddhas, you can help your brother to do your best." I told the truth about the cause and effect, life and death. Just look at this hammer.
"Haha! Little brother, suffering is a blessing, do you understand? You have so much money to treat everyone to a meal. Don't you want to be a petty person?" Zhao Bo dealt with me slowly, standing and talking didn't hurt her back. I'm not moved at all. It seems that my wife is in a pretty good mood today, otherwise she would have hung up on me long ago.
"I'll go! It's not about money at all, it's about a man's dignity. If I, the future No. 1 brother in the world, can't even get a girl, then I'm a fool! Beauty, big beauty, what a great roommate. , why can’t you watch my face fall to the ground?” I knew that Zhao Bo was teasing me, and I had nothing to do anyway, who wouldn’t make me cough?
"Haha! Not enough." The little beauty said calmly, and I tried to please her again.
"Haha! It's still not enough." This girl was still reluctant to give up. It wasn't until I, "Bala, Bala," said a lot of nice things to me that Zhao Bo said softly: "Well, okay, it's not easy to see you, so the Aijia will give you a Grace, pick me up downstairs." After a lot of effort, I finally made an appointment with the beautiful woman. Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, another familiar voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Haha! Why does the spare tire crazy dragon want to go out with you again? You are not allowed to go! Unless you can consider playing mahjong, you are not allowed to play with him." The voice of the beautiful lady Zhang was clear and sweet, but to my ears it sounded like Miejie Shitai of the Emei Sect.
"I'm sorry, little brother, your sister Yingying won't let me play with you." Zhao Bo chuckled playfully, Damn it! It seems that it won't turn even if any part is not oiled.
"Hurry up and give the phone to Miss Zhang. I want to have an in-depth communication with her." I demanded strongly. It was definitely not without reason that Tang Xuanzang burned incense and knelt down to worship the Buddha when he saw the Buddha on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures.
"Haha! The spare tire maniac wants to trick my Xiaobo out again? I can't let you succeed again and again." Zhang Ying grabbed Zhao Bo's mobile phone and smiled at me.
"Sister, dear sister, forget it if you don't help. Don't add insult to injury. Isn't it Christmas Eve today? Let's go out and have some fun together?" I asked sincerely.
"Haha! Are you too greedy, spare tire brother? It's not just a kidnapping, you have to pick up another one." Zhang Ying and I are already very familiar, so she always spares no effort in teasing me.
"Sister, just tell me, how can you be satisfied with my brother?" I asked flatteringly.
"I want to play mahjong, and you can jump on the game." Zhang Ying said bluntly.
"Sister, dear sister, I can't play mahjong." I almost cried, with tears in my eyes.
"What are you afraid of? I don't know much about it. If I can't win, I won't lose. Just prepare the money." Zhang Yingte said to me reasonably.
"Okay, I know how to lose. It's no problem to jump out of the game. I can also go to the fat guy from that day. Sister, do you think that's okay?"
"It doesn't matter who they are, just playing around." Who are these people? Did I meet two gamblers? After talking nonsense with Zhang Ying for a while, I hung up the phone.
