"I'll go! Do you really have the key?" The lion head was dumbfounded.
"Why do you have the key to his house? This is unscientific, okay?"
"Damn! You idiot, get out of the way! This is called a master key. Anyone who picks a door through a door uses this. Brother Qi will show you how to do this technical job." Hu Lao Qi said, holding the master key. After a while of poking, who would have thought that the elder brother could not open the entrance door after poking for a long time. He was so anxious that he was sweating on his forehead, damn! Why the hell doesn’t it work? Hu Aqi cursed in a low voice.
"I'll go! Isn't your trick working? It seems that you are not good at studying, have you lost your skills?" Da Feifei's sarcastic remarks came right out of his mouth.
"How about I do it? I believe in violence, simple, direct and effective." Lion Head pulled out the gun again.
"Go away! You brainless idiot!" Hu Laoqi stopped what he was doing and yelled in a low voice.
"Okay, I don't have any brains, can you just grow that thing? Then you can go on, it won't be until dawn if you delay it for a while." The lion head said unhappily.
"I'll try again. If it doesn't work, I'll let you go ahead." These two guys were playing around, throwing up sand.
"I don't believe it anymore. With my uncle Hu's brain, I can't even do the job of sliding a door and picking a lock." Hu Aqi started poking hard again, this time with his hand His body became much softer, and his energy was also highly concentrated. This is a delicate job, and it would be impossible without long-term proficiency. As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. Hu Aqi got out of the mountain after learning a little bit, and he fell into the trap. No, it’s nothing. It’s quite simple when you watch others do it, but it’s totally different when you try it yourself.
'Crack! 'A slight crisp sound, God has mercy! The entrance door was finally opened by Hu Laoqi.
"Fuck! It finally worked. I almost fell asleep. Come on!" Da Feifei clutched the gun and stretched out his hand to pull the door open.
"Fuck! Stop! Put away your broken gun. Is using guns and cannons still called technical work?" Hu Aqi stretched out his hand to stop Da Feifei who was about to rush in.
"The door is already open, why are you still bothering? Wouldn't it be over if we just go ahead and arrest people?" the lion-headed man asked the black fox demon innocently.
"Damn! You idiot! Do you think technical work is as simple as sliding a door and picking a lock? Here you go, cover your mouth and nose." Hu Laoqi said as he handed Da Feifei a small towel.
"What the hell is this?" Although Da Feifei didn't understand, he still did as the black fox demon said. Next, Hu Aqi conjured up a small spray bottle from somewhere, and then gently He made a small crack in the entrance door with his feet, and then sprayed the liquid in the small bottle into the room bit by bit.
"We need to wait for a while before we go in." Hu Aqi gently closed the entrance door and whispered.
"What is this?" Da Feifei asked confused. Hu Aqi, who also covered his mouth and nose with a small towel, explained complacently: "Ether is also called an inhalation anesthetic. If you have difficulty understanding, You can think of it as an ancient sweat medicine. If you go in and give him a mouthful, he won't even wake up."
"Then this is the antidote?" Lionhead asked, pointing to the small towel in his hand.
"That's right, that's what it says on the Internet. I saw that unskilled people have to do this kind of work. It's easy to get in and do it in a while. It saves trouble." The black fox demon shook his head with a white beard, as if he was a skilled man.
With just one cigarette, Hu Laoqi stretched out his hand and opened the door, and walked in with a lion's head as if he were at his own home. The two demons came to a spacious bedroom, and Da Fei pressed the switch of the wall lamp. A man and a woman were lying on a large double bed in the bedroom. Da Fei saw that the dead pig-like Viagra was really There was no reaction at all.
"Damn it! I'll give it a try and see if that dose of yours is really that effective." After saying that, the elder brother went up and gave Viagra two slaps. In an instant, Viagra's face was swollen, not to mention that I really didn’t wake up. The lion head took advantage of the situation and dragged the naked Weige to the ground.
"Fuck! Why don't you freeze to death if you go out like this? Besides, it's immoral to be naked and stubbled like this?" It's only been a few days since he put on clothes, and this lion devil is still civilized.
"What a shame! Isn't that a pair of underpants? You can put them on for him and wrap him up in a quilt." Hu Laoqi pointed at the underpants on the bedside. He directed Da Feifei rationally.
"Fuck! Why don't you put on some fucking pants for him?" Lionhead argued sideways.
"Damn it! I'm doing all this work, what are you doing? Just fool around, hurry up, my eldest brother." Hu Aqi's tongue is not ordinary. Why bother talking to Li'er?
"Fuck! Damn you! Even though you still have the power, I, the majestic Lion Demon King, still have to help you put on your underwear!" The lion head vented his anger and kicked Wei Ge, who didn't know what he was doing, and then put it on him haphazardly. Underpants.
"Damn it! I need to wrap it up for you, don't fucking freeze to death." Da Feifei murmured and pulled a quilt on the bed casually, flipping it casually, and a woman with a graceful figure appeared on the bed in an instant. caught the lion's head.
The moment the quilt was pulled off, the woman's particularly seductive sleeping posture made Da Feifei, who already had strong desires in that area, stop moving his eyes.
"Hey! Brother Qi, are you tired after teasing for a long time? You must be tired." The lion head smiled at Hua Qijian with a flattering look on his face.
"Hey! Fei brother, what do you mean? How are you okay? Are you concerned about Brother Qi?" Both demons are old swindlers. Hu Lao Qi knows better than anyone else what the lion head thinks, so he puts it aside Pretending to be confused there.
"Hehe! This little girl is pretty good. She's pretty and pretty. It just so happens that I haven't done anything for a few days, so I'm in the mood right now." Da Feifei clicked her lips eagerly.
"Damn! I'm already unconscious. Are you having fun doing this?" Hu Aqi stretched his arms deliberately.
"You just have to give it a try if you haven't tried it before? The law defines this kind of behavior as adultery." Da Feifei said this with an awe-inspiring voice.
"I'm going to get out of here! You're a big monster and you're facing the law. Why don't you go too far?" The black fox monster was very angry.
"I'm really defeated by your tigerish temperament."
"Hey! How about I hold on for a while and you come first?" Big Flying Monkey said in an anxious tone of humility.
"No, I don't think much about it today." Hu Laoqi refused.
"What's going on? You usually rush to get good things like this." Lionhead asked curiously.
"Brother, it's not very convenient today. I'm on my menstrual period." Hu Laoqi said seriously.
"What are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about? What a fucking bullshit! Men, even non-boys, have menstrual periods. This is the first time I've ever heard of it." Da Feifei's ignorant little eyes widened and he didn't even notice. Xin asked.
"You uneducated idiot, men are just like male demons and female demons. They all have menstrual periods, and the value of desire is lowest during that period." Hu Aqi said deeply when describing her menstrual period. scholar.
"Then why don't I have Mao?" Lionhead wanted to know more with curiosity.
"Well, maybe you cats are unruly. Have you never heard of a wild cat called spring? It's very sexy!" The black fox demon's answer was too pertinent.
"I'm going! Get out of here, uncle!" After Da Feifei cursed, he immediately changed his face and said with a dignified smile: "Hey! It's good, Brother Qi. You, old immortal, move to the living room, have a cigarette and rest for a while. I Promise to be as fast as possible, I usually do things very quickly, really! I lied!" Seeing the lion head speaking so sincerely, Hu Laoqi walked out of the bedroom in a cooperative manner, with a 'bang', Da Feifei was gone. Closed the bedroom door.
Hu Laoqi sat on the big sofa in the living room and lit up a cigarette leisurely. With the faint light, the black fox demon glanced at the clock on the wall. He finished the cigarette quickly and said, "touch" All of a sudden, the bedroom door opened, and Da Feifei, with a big face and a flushed face, walked out contentedly.
"Holy shit! It only takes one cigarette! I thought you were being modest when you said it was fast, but I didn't expect it to be true." Hu A Qiluo said with a sarcastic smile.
"Fei brother, you can't do this. How can you be a fast shooter? Why don't you take some Liuwei Dihuang pills? Xiaoyue said that the pills are kidney-tonifying."
"Damn! My characteristic is that I can fight continuously, just like Zhao Zilong who went in and out seven times." Lion Head laughed at himself.
"Damn! Zhao Zilong, I didn't notice. The big-faced cat is not as big as you. I won't talk to you anymore. Let's go!" Hu Laoqi put out the cigarette butt and got up and walked out.
"Carry him! Hurry up!" Da Feifei picked up Wei Ge, who was wrapped in a quilt on the ground.
"I understand, you asked me to come up here to be a coolie." Lion Head muttered after thinking about it, and followed Hu Laoqi downstairs.
Wang Xinming and I were sitting by the pit smoking. Suddenly, there was a roar of a car engine in the distance, and then, still far away, we saw two bright lights.
"Hehe! Here you go, go back to the car and wait. What happens next may be a bit cruel and not suitable for children." I pushed Wang Xinming and ordered.
"Damn! Let's just go. It seems like no one wants to look at it. Yeah! That's not right. You asked me to come here just because of your hard work?" Wang Xiaosan'er also seemed to understand.
"So far, your role is limited to this." I said sarcastically.
"Fuck! I'm so heartbroken. Let's break up. We won't pay back the money! Let's go!" Wang Xiaosan'er twisted her sexy little butt and ran towards the black Volvo in the distance. With a sound of "Kutong", Da Feifei suddenly threw Weige, who was wrapped in quilt, to the ground.
"I'll go! How can I communicate with someone like a dead dog?" I said helplessly.
"Just wake him up, just pour water on his head." Hu Aqi responded.
"Fei brother, go back to the car and find a bottle of water." The black fox demon casually ordered the lion head.
"I'm not going. It's not that hard. I just held my pee, so I can wake it up." The lazy Da Feifei said and loosened his belt.
"Hehe! Brother Fei, you just finished fucking his woman and you peed on his face again. He won't let you go even if you're hell." Hu Aqi said with a pitiful smile.
"Bah! I, the Lion Demon King, have been in control of the beast soul for I don't know how many years. Let alone ghosts, even if Emperor Jiuyou comes, I dare to touch him." The lion's head was twitching and its body was bragging loudly.
