"Oh my God! Are you blind? Even you can go to A University! Let me go! Who among us doesn't know who is the other? You and I can at best just imitate one another. Oh! It's really hard for good people to survive!" The little fat man was crying and complaining about the unfairness of his fate.
"Damn it! How dare you even scold God? Aren't you afraid that a thunderbolt will strike you to death?" According to the usual practice, I slapped you at this time.
"Besides, do you know what opportunities I have? Brother Xuan'ao won't tell you about it. Stop talking nonsense. Why don't you get some blood for Emperor Ama's happy event? You're the one who paid for this meal." As I said that, I hugged the little fat man's head, lifted my legs and walked into the hotel.
In the bustling Nanyuan Hotel, Li Wei, Wang Xinming and I wanted to have a private room, but the lady who greeted us said that all the private rooms upstairs were booked, leaving only space for scattered tables on the first floor. Without being too pretentious, we followed the slender young lady to a scattered table against the wall and sat down.
"Where's Brother Dasong? Have you told him?" I asked the little fat man.
"I saw him. He said he would be here in a moment." Li Wei responded while flipping through the recipes.
"Hey! What do you want to eat, buddy? Do you have any taboos?" Li Wei looked up at Wang Xinming and asked warmly.
"Hey! You can eat anything, I'm not picky about food." Wang Xinming responded politely immediately.
After ordering the food, the little fat man poured a cup of hot tea for Wang Xinming and I each, and the three of us chatted casually.
After a while, six steaming dishes with fragrant aroma were brought to the table, and the waiter also brought some bottles of beer.
"Come on, the food is here, let's start eating first!" Li Wei opened two bottles of beer, gave me and Wang Xinming two cups, then filled his own cup, and then said hello.
"Isn't there another buddy? We're not in a hurry, why don't we just wait a little longer?" Wang Xinming suggested kindly.
"Damn! Don't wait for him, this big brother is out of his mind. Let's just wait while we eat." The little fat man seems to be much closer to Da Song than before. Maybe it's because they are fellow villagers in other places. This guy He shook his round head and said hello loudly.
At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded behind Li Wei.
"Fuck! You little brat, are you familiar with your brother? Do you dare to wait for your eldest brother to eat? Thanks to your eldest brother for always protecting you, has your conscience been fed to the dog?" The person behind him scolded. , while slapping the little fat man on the head.
"Haha! How was Brother Dasong? I miss you so much!" I stood up immediately when I saw the person coming, and I wanted to give him a bear hug enthusiastically.
"Oh shit! Don't come over here! I'm not used to this. Why do you think you're getting more and more naughty?" Dasong took two steps back and looked at me warily.
"Now that you have such a beautiful young lady here and you haven't even seen it, has your fucking sexual orientation changed?" Hearing what he said, I immediately looked behind Dasong, and sure enough, there was someone wearing light makeup. The young girl was looking at me curiously at this time.
"Oh! Hello, beauty! Who is this beauty?" I turned my head to Dasong and asked.
"Oh, I'll go! My head doesn't work well in the first place, but you keep patting me. If I am stupid, you will care about me for the rest of my life?" Before Dasong could reply, the little fat man turned around unhappily.
"I'm going to go! Brother Dasong is awesome! It's only been a few days and you've changed partners again? Wasn't it nice to meet the one last time? Women are like clothes, you change them every day?" Li Wei saw the girl next to Dasong. The young lady told the truth with eyes gleaming instantly.
"Fuck you! Are you drinking fake wine?" Dasong cursed and bared his teeth at the little girl beside him and explained: "Hey! Don't listen to this little fat guy's nonsense. Who am I? Those people who are moved by strange things, this kid, actually had a hard life, he was stupid when he was a child, and his head, he was kicked by a donkey three times, and squeezed through the door frame three times, isn't that pretty miserable?"
With a 'Pfft' sound, the young lady next to me instantly became happy.
"This is my partner Yaoyao." Da Songting formally introduced me to the girl next to him.
"Yao Yao and I got along well with my buddies in my hometown. His name is Hu Xiaoyue, and the little fat guy's name is Li Wei." At the same time, Da Song also introduced Li Wei and I to Yaoyao.
"Haha! Hello!" The young lady named Yaoyao immediately smiled at the two of us, nodded, and said hello.
"Oops! Stop standing there, come on, come on, do it quickly! Do it quickly! Sit down and eat and chat." The little fat man kept asking him to sit down as he knew what was going on.
"Hey! Who is this buddy?" Dasong saw it as soon as he sat down. Wang Xinming next to me immediately asked curiously.
"I'll go! I was a little excited to see you, and I forgot to introduce you. This is Wang Xinming from one of my dormitories." I quickly introduced Wang Xinming to Dasong.
"Lu Song, I used to be a good big brother. He was a righteous man. He belonged to the type of Bo Yuntian who was passionate about the world." The two of them nodded to each other and said hello to each other, which was considered acquaintance.
"Fuck! You see, Xiao Yueyue is so fucking good at talking. Just by looking at your chatter, you will know how to dig into the graves of your ancestors. You should learn more quickly." Da Song said to me while not forgetting to scold the person next to him. The little fat guy on the bed.
"Brother, can I compete with him? This guy even held Zhao Bo's little hand, but I can't catch up with him. You tell me, we were almost the same before, but then this guy got shit luck. Well, we were at the same table as Zhao Bocheng. Later, this guy took off on a rocket as if he had been whipped by a mad dog." After being scolded, Li Wei opened his mouth and started to sneer at me.
When he mentioned the beautiful girl at the same table, I felt sour in my heart. I have been in A University for more than a week, and the chance encounter we promised has not happened. Maybe we are not destined to be together.
"You said this guy is your roommate. Did you also come to school in City S?" Dasong looked at me and asked curiously. I was just about to take out the notice when I heard the fat guy next to me start spraying again. .
"He's a damn big guy. If you say this is the guy, why should he?"
"Yeah, it's really fucking unexpected. It's true that the sky has no eyes." Brother Dasong echoed.
"By the way, I heard Daqing say that he likes Zhang Ying, who is very good with Zhao Bo. Didn't they come to A University together? Didn't you go find them?"
"Hey! Well, school has just started. I'm so busy that I can't even take care of it." I passed by without leaving any trace.
At this moment, Yaoyao who was opposite suddenly said softly: "Oh! A is a big university, a top famous university in the country. I envy you two. So what majors do you two major in?"
"Hey! I study Chinese medicine, so I'm a bit unpopular." I quickly continued out of politeness.
"It's good to learn Chinese medicine. What about you? Are you like him?" Yaoyao looked at Wang Xinming next to me and asked again. Wang Xiaosan'er was supposed to reply, but this guy didn't say a word. She took a sneak peek at him and saw that his eyes were a little straight when he looked at Yaoyao.
"Oh no! This little sister is talking to you, what the hell are you thinking? Have you never seen such a pretty sister?" Seeing that this guy was a little out of sorts, I joked casually, and at the same time kicked him under the table. He kicked Wang Xiaosan'er.
"Ah! Never seen, never seen..." Wang Xinming, who had just woken up from a dream, blushed instantly.
"Shit! They asked you what major you majored in." Seeing that he was a little flustered, I hurriedly reminded him.
"Ah! I, I, I study painting." Wang Xinming's answer was stuttering.
'Pfft' Yaoyao on the opposite side laughed softly again.
"Haha! Are you an artist? You don't look like him." Yaoyao's voice was clear, melodious and alluring. After hearing this, Wang Xinming lowered his head in embarrassment.
"Oh, I'll go! You're studying Chinese medicine. Come on, come on. Brother, I'm having a bad time in the past two days.
My eyes hurt, maybe hemorrhoids, and by the way, I'm also constipated. Please treat me quickly. "Dasong immediately became fascinated when he heard that I was studying Chinese medicine.
"I just fucking came here, and I haven't even stepped through the threshold yet. I know how to cure shit!" I took a bite of food and casually yelled back at him.
"Hehe! He doesn't know how to cure me, but I know how to cure it. Buy a restraint to plug the fart.
Isn’t it enough to just look at it? Constipation will be easier to deal with. I will give you some croton and keep it until you can even pull out your intestines. "The little fat man interjected heartlessly.
Hearing this, I almost spit out a mouthful of tea, which made me choke and cough.
"Damn it! I just wanted to grab a piece of meat. Are you fucking disgusting?" Brother Dasong didn't like the little fat guy at all, so he breathed on the back of his neck. For a moment, the atmosphere at our table was quite tense. So happy.
Just at this moment, several people walked in at the door of the hotel. They were all around the age of 25 or 26, and all of them were arrogant and did not look like good cakes at first glance.
"Haha! How many brothers are having dinner?" The welcoming lady, who frowned slightly, stepped forward and greeted with a smile.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing if you don't want to eat?" One of them, who seemed to be the leader, replied in a rude manner.
"Oh my god! Can you be gentle to beautiful women?"
The other guy bared his teeth and looked at the pretty female receptionist with a mean smile: "Hey! I want to eat, but I also want to eat people. I think this little girl is pretty good. Come on, let me touch your little face. Are you smooth?" As he said that, the man stretched out his hand and touched the pretty face of the female greeter.
"Oops!" the welcoming lady exclaimed, dodged back suddenly, and almost fell down when her foot slipped. The young lady who staggered back a few steps tried her best to restrain herself and whispered softly: "Brothers, why don't you You guys should change places, the private rooms upstairs are full, and there’s no room for so many of you to sit at the scattered tables in the hall." She wanted to persuade these bastards to leave with nice words, but how could these vicious gangs be dismissed so easily? .
"Fuck! What the hell do you mean? Are you kicking us out? Why don't you guys pay for the meal?" Another strong guy among the group took a few steps away from the crowd and rushed to the female greeter and shouted sternly. roared.
"Hey! Hey! Can't you be so damn rude? Don't scare that little girl." The guy who just reached out to take advantage grabbed the strong man and said with a coy smile.
"Hehe! Little girl, we are not going anywhere today. We are just eating here. There is no room. It doesn't matter. We can share the table. You can have two more drinks with your brother later. After you finish eating, I will take you to play. Go." The guy's lustful eyes wandered over the female greeter's body unscrupulously.
