On the way back to school, Lao Litou's advice was still echoing in my ears, "Spend some money and quickly find a place to learn calligraphy. After you learn it, make a copy of those two medical books and return my book as soon as possible." I. '
What a stingy old man Li! You are in such a hurry. To learn Chinese medicine, you still need to be able to calligraphy. The night breeze was cool and the smell of alcohol was rising, and I returned to dormitory 313 in a daze.
As soon as I walked in, my three roommates were all there. When Gao Boss, who was sitting cross-legged on the bunk, saw me, he immediately joked: "Oh, I'll go! Your little face is so red, are you drinking again? What's going on? Do you get drunk every day on revolutionary wine?"
"Hey! You can't help having too many friends! The world is not about fighting but about eating and drinking." I said it casually.
"Tch! You're still fucking cheating! Are you the only one who wants to return to the world? Aren't you afraid that if you make a mistake, you will be hated for eternity?" Gao Lao Gao admonished him with disdain.
"Haha! A small slip is a big mistake, a virginity is a big mistake! Once the pants are taken off, it will be difficult to put them on!" Li Er, who was lying on the bed and listening to the music, seamlessly connected at this time Just added a sentence.
"Damn! How can you still have the remnants of feudalism in your head when you are not that old? It's time to change your mind. What era are we in? Do you know that you laugh at the poor but not at the prostitutes? Go to the street and take a look. Which of those men and women is not a prostitute? Water sliders look like dogs, who cares what they do? As long as they have money! There are so many beautiful girls who work as mistresses and mistresses for others. Selling your body is nothing, and you have to sell your soul. It's there!" I said nonsense with spittle flying around.
"Hey! Why are you so sour? Which little girl is this exciting?" Boss Gao asked with a smirk.
"No, no, it's just something I feel, something I feel." I quickly denied it.
"Hey! Uneven distribution of resources is a social problem, but it is by no means a reason to be discouraged. Isn't it the end of our efforts to reach the top? Talents have been born in generations, and each has been leading the way for hundreds of years!" Li Er suddenly sat up straight. He stood up, pulled off the headphones from his ears with one hand, waved his hand in the air and said an impassioned sentence.
"I'll go! You're still reading so late? San'er, you're really working hard!" I walked up behind Wang Xinming and snatched the book from his hand. This guy was just listening to our nonsense, and he didn't pay attention to the book. It was snatched away from me.
"Fuck! It's a YY novel, and it's a story that one hundred and five men and three women must tell. Fuck! It turns out you are a sultry type, damn! Bitch!" I despised him so much. His erotic novel was thrown back onto his desk.
"Damn! Don't break it for me. I rented this, and my student ID is still under the rental book." Wang Xinming hurriedly picked up the book and looked through it carefully.
"Holy shit! Did you use your student ID card from University A to rent pornographic novels? You, you, you, go get Fourth Master a glass of water! Brother Bai Hu's throat is smoking." I said He sat down on his chair.
"Damn! Why do you say it so harshly? It's an erotic novel. It has a plot, okay? It tells the story of a flower monk and a female insect breaking through the shackles of the world. It highly summarizes their lingering and soul-stirring love affair. It's true love! He's old Mom is so touching."
"Get out! Get out! Get out! Baby, do you know that they are called broken shoes? These two people have very strong tastes. Get the damn water!" I really wanted to get up and give him a kick.
The obedient Wang Xinming brought me a glass of water after a while, and I took it without thinking and took a sip.
"Holy shit! Are you trying to burn your father and me to death?" I said, my tongue was burning, and I quickly put the hot water glass on the desk and yelled.
"Damn! Who caused your heart and mouth to be damaged? You deserve to be burned to death!" Wang Xinming said in a reasonable tone.
"Now that hot water is available to sober up, cold water hurts the stomach, and even those who study traditional Chinese medicine don't understand this."
"Damn it! Did you rebel against me? I wonder if Fourth Master will take advantage of the wine to set up something for you today!" I immediately rushed towards Wang Xiaosan'er, "Wait a minute!" Isn’t this guy studying art? Wang Xinming squatted on the ground with his head in his hands as usual. Looking at this complete thing in front of me, I immediately lost interest in torturing him.
"Little coquettish master asked you, can you write calligraphy?"
"I, I, I know how to do it. I have practiced it since I was a child." Wang Xiaosan'er looked at me very sadly and responded timidly. I wanted him to teach me, but seeing his servile and weak look, I immediately changed my words. : "I have two books, can I help my buddy copy them?"
"Ah!" Wang Xinming exclaimed.
"I'll go copy the books! No, why don't you do it to me tonight? I've sworn to the death that I won't copy the books." Wang Xiaosan'er looked at me with a determined look and gave me a wish that I would rather die than from. You said I really can't do anything to him, I really don't have that habit.
"Get out! Get out! Get out!" I sat back on the chair and waved my hand to Wang Xiaosan'er to indicate that he could kneel down. Wang Xinming, who was amnesty, immediately rushed to his bed.
I picked up the water glass on the side and took two sips of hot water. Suddenly, a face with lotus flowers appeared in my mind. The little white fox dragon girl could even play with something as elegant as the guqin. She was sure she could calligraphy with calligraphy. It’s no big deal, I’ll let her teach me when I meet her one day. Thinking of this, a wicked smile instantly appeared on my face.
On this weekend, Wang Xinming and I were the only two people in dormitory 313. Boss Gao went to their department and said he wanted to prepare for joining the student union, damn! This guy is still a fan of officialdom. Li Er said that today is a good day and he is going to play on the basketball court. This eldest brother usually likes outdoor sports, especially playing basketball. I heard that this guy is good at basketball. It's quite good. The girls watching him play basketball on the basketball court can form a platoon.
I lay on the bunk and read the medical book that Old Li Tou lent me. The words on it were all traditional Chinese characters and they were in vertical format. I looked at Old Man’s effort, and the ancient medical text became obscure and difficult to understand. After a while, My old eyesight is dizzy.
"Wang Xiaosan'er, what good books are you reading?" I glanced at Wang Xinming who was studying hard and asked.
"Brother Jade Emperor, why should we be thousands of miles away in the west?" Wang Xinming said the title of the book casually without raising his head or opening his eyes.
"Fuck your brother! Why are you so damn famous? Doesn't it translate to Big Brother, don't leave, come in and play for a while?" I cursed sincerely.
"Damn! Why are you so vulgar? The plot this time is also very touching, okay?" Wang Xin understood me and wanted to tell me the plot of the book.
"Fuck! Stop! Stop it! These people who write novels are really nothing. They are uneducated and they can talk nonsense. What have they done to our four great classics?" I said indignantly. Grumbling.
"Let's go! Don't be bored in the house. Can I take you to play?" I invited Wang Xiaosan'er with a wink.
"No, you're such a thief. I'm afraid you'll sell me out." Wang Xinming looked at me warily and refused.
"Fuck! Don't be ridiculous! Even if I have that idea, someone has to want it. You can be blown away by a gust of wind. You are not qualified to be a little duck, you know?" I said every word in a row. The heart-wrenching thing passed away.
"Damn it! You're so damn arrogant, the Zajia family will fight with you!" Wang Xiaosan'er, who dropped the YY novel, stood up and pounced on me.
After fighting with Wang Xinming for a while, I got off the bunk, opened the cabinet and took out the mobile phone that I hadn't used for a long time.
"I'll go! Is your family in good condition? You even have a mobile phone, and my paging is still used by my dad." Wang Xinming asked excitedly as soon as he saw the mobile phone in my hand.
"It's drizzling! When you feel comfortable serving me, I will give you one too." As I said that, I reached out and touched Wang Xiaosan'er's pretty face.
"Fuck! Is my stupid son living a good life?" I called the fat guy Li Wei, who is also studying at a pheasant university here in S city. I was excited as soon as the call was connected. Greeted him.
"Oh shit! I've already run so damn far away, why are you still haunted?" The fat guy on the other end of the phone complained immediately when he heard it was me.
"Hey! Don't I miss you? Stop talking nonsense! I'm also here in S city, so I'm going to pick you up quickly."
"Why are you here?" Li Wei asked in surprise.
"Let's talk about the details in detail. Can you call Brother Dasong out?" I didn't mention to him about going to University A on the phone.
"We are from the same school. I know which dormitory he lives in. Normally I can't name him, but you definitely have this face." The little fat man was obviously very excited in his words.
"Okay, let's meet and chat later." After saying that, I hung up the phone.
"My two good buddies from my hometown are here too. Let's go! Let's get together." After Wang Xinming and I cleaned up briefly, I forcefully pulled him out of the 313 door.
Wang Xinming and I took a taxi as soon as we left the school gate and went straight to an address that Li Wei had just sent me. About twenty minutes later, the taxi stopped in front of a hotel. After getting off the bus, I saw There is a large red plaque with four characters written on it: 'Nanyuan Hotel. '
It's past five o'clock on the evening of November 1, and it's starting to get dark. There are quite a few people coming to eat at the food stall.
Before long I saw a round figure jumping out of a taxi.
"Hey! Silly son's father is here." I waved to the little fat man.
"Damn it, brother! Did you come all this way just to take advantage of me?" Li Wei, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, gave me a stick when he came up.
"Hey! Don't make trouble, there are others here." As I said that, I pulled Wang Xinming beside me.
"Come on, let me introduce my roommate Wang Xinming. His name is Li Wei, my good buddy." After I introduced the two of them, Li Wei took the lead in extending his hand.
"They're all buddies, they're all buddies."
"Hehe! Yes, yes." Wang Xinming also shyly stretched out his hand to shake the little fat man's hand.
"No!" The little fat man exclaimed unexpectedly, and Wang Xinming was so frightened that he trembled.
"Ah! What's wrong?"
"Hey! Sorry, I didn't say you were wrong. He just said you were his roommate. What happened?" The little fat man looked at me with a confused look.
Oh shit! I was just waiting for him to say this, so I took out my supplementary admission notice again like a lunatic, stuffed it into his hand and said boldly: "Come on, open your ignorant little eyes. , take a good look."
"Damn! What the hell is this? Proof of release?" Li Wei asked in confusion.
