Thinking of the frightening dream last night, my little heart is still trembling. I didn’t expect that I would have nightmares on my first night in A. It was quite beautiful at first, but how did it change later? Don't dreams reflect reality?
With my random thoughts, I went to have breakfast with the three new roommates I met. After breakfast, we dispersed and started a new university study life.
When I arrived at the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, I was assigned to the first clinical class of Traditional Chinese Medicine. We had two classes in the clinical major of traditional Chinese medicine, and two classes in the acupuncture and massage major. Although I was admitted as a supplement, I didn’t feel unfamiliar at all. The reason is that here They had been in military training before, and boys and girls were separated during military training. Today is the first time the class has gathered together, and it is also the first time boys and girls have met each other. The novelty of the opposite sex is beginning to take off.
There are bold boys who have already started to visit the girls not far away to see if there is anyone they like. If they find it right, they will take action. Chasing girls requires fast hands and slow hands, so you have to grab them! If you are thin-skinned, shy, and embarrassed, then when you feel hungry and want to eat, you won’t even have a fucking hair left, even if there are some left, haha! You just want to go for the appearance. Either she has a buck-toothed girl with a dinosaur face or an elephant's legs that can kill you. Some guys say grapes are sour when they can't eat sweet grapes.
'Depend on! Isn’t it the same thing when girls turn off the lights? 'Is it really the same? Can it be the same? hehe! Someone said again, 'Fuck! Don’t pick any of them if you want to eat them. The cabbage gang can handle one bite. Cabbage is so good! The Empress Dowager Cixi called cabbage "emerald green cabbage" because it is good for your health if you eat enough. Most importantly, it's great that others don't care about it! '
What's even worse is that there are quite a few people who haven't even joined the Baicai Gang. These people have their own differences. Some people are stubborn about things. Lao Qianqian is so stubborn that he just recognizes this. It's all over. He is also a thief but has no courage. During the four years of college, he didn’t even dare to look at the other person in the eyes. He only dared to look at her secretly, and then there was endless sexual intercourse.
Some are too stingy and stingy, and those who belong to the iron rooster are not willing to pick up a dime. If these guys don't pick up the money, it means they have lost it. If the owner still wants to pick up girls, is that nonsense? What age are we in these days, all the little girls are so smart, they can’t even spend money on it, and they still want to freeload.
hey-hey! In fact, I don’t blame girls for being too narrow-minded. In this colorful world, everyone lives in a crowd, and comparisons with each other are inevitable. We are all the same people, so what’s the difference between me and me? I think they are not as good as me. That person is tall and handsome and is willing to spend money on her. One day she wears brand-name clothes, and tomorrow she has a bag. If you are envious too much, you are jealous. Jealousy is the original sin of man.
I was sitting in the last row of the lecture hall, leaning on the table and listening to the commotion in front of me. I was not in the same dormitory with the boys in my class, so I didn’t know anyone well, so I had to sit at the back all alone. .
I'm a person who likes to fall asleep when I lie down on the table. It's also because of the frightening dream I had last night that my eyelids were so heavy that I almost squinted.
"Hey! Why are you sitting alone, buddy? Are you in this class too? Why haven't I seen you during military training?" Suddenly a figure walked into me and greeted me with a smile.
When I heard the sound, I raised my head and saw a fat man walking next to me and looking at me with a smile.
"Hey! I was recruited as a supplement. I just arrived yesterday and didn't participate in the military training." I responded in a friendly manner.
"Oh, let me tell you, you look strange." The man in front of him was tall, different from a fat guy like Li Wei, but a big fat guy.
"Hey! My name is Liu Jingsheng, and I will be in the same class from now on. I went to bed a little late playing games last night and didn't get up in the morning. Isn't it too late?" Liu Jingsheng, who was very silent, continued to say "Bu La Bu La" ’ the ground rambled.
"Fortunately, fortunately, the teacher is not here."
"Hey! Hello, Hu Xiaoyue, do you think we know each other?" I politely said my name.
"Hey! It's easy to talk. My name is a bit old-fashioned. Just call me Liu Laoliu from now on." Liu Laoliu said to me with a clenched fist.
"Hey! What's going on? Are you the sixth child in the house?" I asked casually after hearing this.
"Fuck! Don't mention it, it's so fucking bullying!" Liu Laoliu said with an indignant expression.
I immediately cast a searching look to match his strong desire to talk.
"Damn it! Brother, do you think there are people who bully people like this? I also live in a four-person room. Even if I am young and fat, I can't be ranked as the fourth boss. But in the end, our boss said he has a fairy in him. , the big fairy must be the boss, let me think about it, we can’t compete with the gods. At this time, the second brother is not happy, and the fairy is awesome? Damn it! Look what this is, he said that he was from the clothes He took out a Jade Guanyin from his collar. Dude, there is also Guanyin Bodhisattva here. What do you think? The boss immediately became weak when he saw it. Haha! He is still bigger than Guanyin Bodhisattva. I think you two are fighting here. As for the landlord, how can four twos not be able to defeat two kings, right? The result is that we, Guanyin Bodhisattva, are the eldest, Daxian'er is the second, and the others are ranked down in order. If not, I will become Liu Lao Liu." Liu. Lao Liu told me the origin of his code name with spitfire, and I was shocked to hear what he said.
"Fuck! Awesome! Your dormitory is designated as the number one awesome dormitory in A University!" Just as Liu Laoliu and I were chatting, the door of the lecture theater was pushed open again, and a figure stepped onto the podium. .
"Holy shit! It seems the teacher is here." Liu Laoliu squinted at the podium and whispered, and I looked at the person coming curiously.
"Hello everyone! My name is Ren Ying, and I am the counselor of our clinical class 1 of traditional Chinese medicine." At this time, there was a woman with long hair and shawl standing on the podium. I'm going! Another charming young woman, hehe! I have a good relationship with the young lady. By the way, now that we are in college, we don’t want to call her class teacher anymore. In college, we call her counselor. To be more affectionate, we call her guidance counselor for short.
The female instructor in our class is of medium height, has a pretty good figure, a face with oval seeds, and pretty delicate facial features. She looks like she is above eighty. She wears a pair of narrow-rimmed black-rimmed glasses. It exudes a light bookish atmosphere.
"In order to get to know each other quickly, classmates, I'd better take a roll call first, and then a few boys will come with me to get the teaching materials." There was a snow-white lace shirt inside, and a black slim-fitting suit on the outside. The film director did not have those lengthy opening remarks, and she seemed to be a very capable woman at first glance. Next, the beautiful female conductor began to call the roll call.
"I'll go for it! It's quite tasty, hey! Do you think our instructor looks a bit like so-and-so?" Liu Laoliu beside him stared at the podium intently.
"Well, a little bit, it's on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't say it." I nodded in agreement.
"Cao Ying!"
"Yes, that's her!" Liu Laoliu and I blurted out almost at the same time. She is not as tall as Cao Ying, and her appearance is slightly different, but she is similar in temperament.
Just as we were muttering, we suddenly heard Ren Ying on the podium shouting loudly: "Liu Jingsheng!" Liu Laoliu next to him looked like he was fine and stared at the podium stupidly. .
"Liu Jingsheng!" Seeing no one responded, Director Ren Ying on the podium shouted again, but there was still silence below, damn it! The fat man next to me seems to be called Hesheng, yes, Liu Jingsheng.
"Damn! I'm calling you fucking!" I cursed in desperation, stretched out my hand and poked Fatty Liu next to me, and reminded me in a low voice.
"Ouch!" Liu Laoliu stood up immediately as if he had stepped on a switch.
"That, that, that, my name is Liu Jingsheng, hello, Teacher Cao!" As soon as these words came out, the whole audience became even more damn silent. Immediately afterwards, Director Ren on the podium was also stunned by this guy. Okay, I'll go! I stretched out my legs and kicked him hard under the table.
"Damn! His surname is not Cao."
"Fuck! Are you kicking me? Isn't her name Cao Ying?" Liu Laoliu turned around and looked at me and said unconvinced.
This guy's voice was so loud that almost everyone in the lecture theater heard it clearly, damn it! I covered my face with my hands and lay on the desk.
"Haha! Classmate, I'm sorry! I, my surname is Ren, and my name is Ren Ying." When she said this, instructor Ren Ying's face turned slightly red. She felt embarrassed first and was silent for about thirty years. Seconds later, the whole audience burst into laughter.
"Hu Xiaoyue!" I was the last person who was nominated by Film Director Ren. Who knew that I was a replacement?
"Hello, teacher!" I immediately stood up and said hello very sensibly. Seeing how witty my friend is, it doesn't matter what her last name is. It's right to call her teacher. Ren Ying on the podium raised her eyes and looked at me. Maybe I was The last row was far away, so this young woman looked me up and down without saying a word for a while, which made me awkward. I'm sitting or standing, I'm standing with my mother.
"Teacher!" I couldn't help but said, damn! The whole class is watching.
"Oh, haha! Please sit down!" Ren Ying smiled lightly at me and asked me to sit down.
"I'll go! Why was she looking at you for so long? Damn it! Did she fall in love with you? No, you look quite ordinary. I think she should prefer a stable type like me." I just said After sitting down, Liu Laoliu next to me came close to me and whispered.
"Yes, you are very steady. You weigh about two hundred pounds, right?" I saw that this guy was quite familiar, so I stopped being polite to him.
"Hey! No way, it's only one hundred and eighty. Do you understand what I'm talking about is the inner temperament?" Fatty Liu was still arguing with me.
Ren Ying lowered her head on the podium, and her long black hair fell down from her cheeks, covering most of her face.
'What is the origin of this person named Hu Xiaoyue? Why did Mr. Li ask people to take more care of him? Confused, Ren Ying picked up the pen and made an important mark behind my name on the roll call.
The next step is to receive the teaching materials. The beautiful female instructor is indeed very popular. Neither I nor the newly acquainted Fatty Liu got the chance. Looking at the group of male beasts in front of us, we instantly "hoo!" The shadows surrounded him.
I walked back to the 313 dormitory with a big cardboard box in my arms. The cardboard box was full of the teaching materials I had received. I put the cardboard box under the desk with great effort, and then it grew. Sitting on the chair in one breath.
I smoked a cigarette and rested for a while. It was almost time to eat. Seeing that no one else came back, I had to go get food alone.
"Hu Xiaoyue!" As soon as I came downstairs, I heard someone calling me. When I looked for the sound, I saw Liu Laoliu running towards me, wheezing.
"Where are you going, Brother Tao?"
"Fuck! Go eat!"
"How about we go together?"
"Let's go!" I shouted simply.
