After lights out, the first sleep-talking session in dormitory 313 started in a warm and even exciting atmosphere. Sleeping-talking sessions are a must-experience for every male dormitory boy who has just entered college. Maybe there are also girls’ dormitories, but I haven’t heard about it. Not sure.
The speaker of our first sleep talk exchange meeting in our 313 dormitory is Gao Cheng. This man is several years older than us, so we elected him as the boss of 313. Gao LaoDa Gao LaoDa is famous both at home and abroad, and is excellent in the province! Excellent! National excellence! Li Xiao, a handsome guy and a good sports guy, doesn't get this kind of treatment. We all call him Li Er Li Er, which sounds a lot despicable. In order, Wang Xinming is the third child. It's even easier to call him. Even the surname was omitted and I was called San'er San'er. I was ranked last and should have been called Si'er. But who am I? The wealthy Jin family is very talented. I struggled with the three of them. Even the students with sports specialties were not like me. In addition to the fact that I gave them a hundred yuan each, these unscrupulous guys immediately agreed to add the word "master" after the four characters for me. Later, I heard that I was called Fourth Master and Fourth Master. I'm sorry. Call me.
Oh shit! This guy is so domineering, and it’s just around the corner to be blessed with the Dragon Qi of the Ninth Five-Year Plan! It is said that when you are full and warm, you will be lustful and lustful. It is true at all. The core topic of a lying talk session is eternal and must revolve around women.
First of all, it was Boss Gao's boasting. He was caught up in endless memories, recalling the girls who had stories with him in high school. Why was there a girl who looked at him wrongly? Which girl's little hand did he touch? , the most awesome time was when he kissed a girl on the face unpreparedly, and it was so cute!
Boss Gao's rhythm also aroused the interest of others. Li Er, who spoke simply and coolly, boasted that when he was in high school, he didn't have a girl he liked, but there was a little girl who was interested in him, but she Luo Hua is intentional, but his flowing water is ruthless.
Li Er said, "He is a very idealistic person. Unless he meets a girl who can make his heart beat, he will never give in. He also calls it a peach rather than a basket of rotten apricots!" 'Li Er's conclusion was immediately refuted by Boss Gao.
"Damn! You can't stand and talk without pain in your back. A well-fed man doesn't know a hungry man is hungry. This thing about women is just like playing games. You need to accumulate experience points. How can there be so many love at first sight!" His argument was that you I am a human being, and based on reality, the best option is to ride a donkey and look for a horse, damn it! Don't tell me that this old scumbag's ideas are quite reasonable. It's better for all living beings to stay angry.
"San'er, what about you? Have you ever had any emotional experiences?" Gao Cheng saw that Li Er could not be carved out of rotten wood, so he turned his attention to Wang Xinming. After hearing this, Wang Xinming couldn't hold it in for a long time.
"Damn! We are brothers of life and death from now on, and you are embarrassed. Hurry up and explain!" Boss Gao immediately urged him when he saw that he remained silent.
"Hey! I think San'er is pure, not as showy as the boss." Li Er continued as if he had found an ally.
"Haha!" I couldn't hold it back and burst into laughter.
"Damn! Are you laughing your ass off? It's not your turn yet, so squint!" Boss Gao scolded me sharply.
"Haha! I thought of something, and I won't be happy if I don't spit it out!" I quickly raised my hand to express my intention to speak.
"Hurry up! Don't disrupt the order of the meeting." Boss Gao approved my request to speak.
"Our boss told the dog to lick the shit and lick it until it was clean!" As soon as I said this, everyone was shocked.
'Pfft! Cool brother Li Er burst out laughing instantly, and even the good boy Wang Xinming buried his head in the pillow, laughing non-stop.
"You!" Mr. Gao suddenly straightened up and almost lost his breath with a 'Gah' sound. As if he was trying to trick someone, Boss Gao pointed at my bunk with a pinched hand.
"Yeah! Yeah! Damn you! You evildoer! I'll kill you if Master Tao doesn't fight you." We laughed for a long time before we calmed down.
"San'er, go on." After laughing, Boss Gao urged Wang Xinming again.
"Attention! No one is allowed to cause trouble again. Xiao Sier, you have been given a serious warning. If you dare to do anything wrong, God will punish you for five hundred years."
"Well, actually, I already have a girl I like." Wang Xinming said this hesitantly.
"I'll wipe it! It's been there a long time ago, when?" Brother Li, whose gossip fire was burning, immediately asked quickly.
"Damn! I told you that your honest appearance must be a disguise. Sure enough, it turns out that the most slutty one is you. Be honest!" I quickly helped him out, taking advantage of every opportunity.
"Haha!" Wang Xinming chuckled and instantly transformed into a nymphomaniac state.
"When I was in junior high school, I had a crush on a girl in our class. She was definitely not the prettiest in our class, but for some reason I just thought she was nice." Wang Xinming calmly told his past.
"Fuck! Let's talk about the details. Are there any passionate scenes?" Boss Gao couldn't wait to ask the key question.
"I'll go! Talk about the end, talk about the end, what happened in the end?" Li Er, who was impatient, just wanted an ending.
"I don't have the passion you want, and I don't have the ending you want either. It would be nice if I could secretly look at her every day. Until I graduated from junior high school, I didn't say more than ten words to her." Wang Xinming paused. After a moment, he continued: "I haven't seen her since then, and I don't know if she is doing well now."
"Fuck! It's such a disgrace! You can shut up this piece of shit!" Boss Gao ruthlessly strangled San'er's fantasy in the cradle with just one sentence.
"Damn! After all this shit, I thought I could create a blue life-and-death love thing, but in the end I didn't even smell a fart." Li Er muttered in disappointment.
"Hehe! Second brother, do you like this one? Here it is, buddy. Do you want to hear the thunder rolling and make it quieter? Or do you want to smell the shit mixed with some water? If you want it to be louder, I'll give it a try. If you like it, it’s a bit more spicy, it’s not spicy, it’s free of charge.” I blasted Li Er with this bad remark.
"Get out! You're so stupid!" Cool brother Li Er's face turned dark instantly, and the room in the 313 dormitory burst into laughter again.
"Then, it's my turn, right?" After laughing, I was about to tell the story of the common people, but I didn't expect that Boss Gao interrupted me with "Danglang".
"Wait a moment!" I looked at him with puzzled eyes.
"In view of your disrespectful remarks towards this dormitory leader, I cancel your opportunity to speak." He is the boss of 313 and was naturally promoted to the post of dormitory leader.
'Cough, cough! Boss Gao coughed twice before speaking loudly: "Well, let me make the final concluding speech of this symposium. Comrades, we must not only remember the past, but also look forward to the future. Damn it." ! There should be applause here, okay?" Boss Gao looked around and reminded, and the three of us immediately clapped to show our cooperation.
"This meeting was a success, a victory, and of epoch-making significance. As the big brother of the three of you and the head of this dormitory, I have set a three-grass principle for our dormitory." Looking at The three of us looked at each other with doubts, and then Boss Gao spoke seriously again.
"The three principles of grass are that a good horse will not eat the grass that turns back, a rabbit will not eat the grass beside its nest, and there is no grass anywhere in the world!" As soon as he finished speaking, the three of us immediately looked at him with admiration, and I wiped ! This little word is so domineering, it fully shows our man’s free and heroic nature!
"Well said! Reconsideration." I was the first to echo.
"That makes sense!" Li Er also agreed. Although Wang Xinming didn't say anything, he nodded with a smile.
"I declare that the first sleeping session of 313 is closed! Go to bed!" After Boss Gao shouted, everyone fell on the bed obediently, and soon a steady sound of snoring could be heard.
I was lying on the bunk, tossing and turning for a while without falling asleep. I couldn't hold back my words, so I asked Boss Gao to say something back. I might as well not say anything about what I was thinking. I said I Surrounded by a group of incredibly beautiful female fairies, can they believe it? I also said that I was a snake. They would definitely say which mental hospital did you escape from? Is there shit in your head?
Thinking of this, I suddenly remembered that Mo Lin was here. As I thought about it, I really missed her a little. After all, she was the first person of the opposite sex who brought me infinite joy. After a while, Xiao Longnu’s charming face also appeared in my mind. In my mind, for Mo Lin, I was really attracted by her graceful body and couldn't control myself. As for Hu Fengya, just look at it from a distance, but don't play with Yan when you look at it from a distance. What makes me the most What fascinated me was Jing Zhe. I couldn’t explain my feelings about her clearly, as if we were destined to meet her in this life.
I shook my head, my mind was still so clear. When I came to University A, the one I most wanted to see was probably Zhao Bo. Although the three women mentioned above are good, they are all big monsters after all. Who the hell knows whether shemales can have good results? Woolen cloth? Anyway, Bai Suzhen was taken in by Old Bald Donkey.
Another question flashed in my mind, should I go to Zhao Bo? After thinking about it for a long time, I think it's better not to go. People often say, "If we are destined to meet each other, we will meet, right?" 'I just bet on God's will.
I don’t know how long it took for me to fall asleep in a daze. In a magnificent hall, I was leaning alone on a soft couch on a high platform in the middle of the hall. I was a little dazed and suddenly woke up by a crisp laughter. .
Hearing the sound, I opened my eyes and looked for the sound, but I saw a girl with fluttering clothes walking towards me. Oh! Isn’t this a wake-up call?
The white wolf demon in a pale pink dress slowly walked onto the high platform. She smiled sweetly at me and sat down next to me softly. Jingzhe just stared at me without saying a word. I originally wanted to follow She said hello, but smelling the strange fragrance on her body, I unconsciously reached out my hand and wrapped it around Jingzhe's slender willow waist. Damn it! Still looks good in period costumes! Jingzhe is so beautiful in her classic dress!
