As soon as I finished my words, the little doll on the futon stood up with a "whoosh". Immediately, I heard a "clang" and the sound of something falling to the ground. The little doll who was as tall as me fell out of thin air in the blink of an eye. Disappeared.
The corners of my mouth raised slightly, revealing a faint smile. As soon as I bent down, I picked up the thing that fell on the ground. It was still the little palm-sized doll, but the guy I called Xiaotong was gone.
I knew where the child was. As soon as I thought about it, the shadow behind me twisted twice like ripples in the water. The child actually merged with my shadow. This may be called walking like a shadow.
I knew that if I wanted to summon him, I could call him out with just a thought. I looked at the little puppet in my hand. Now it was really just a little puppet, but this little puppet still had its magical uses. , I placed the little puppet in my hand respectfully again in the shrine on the altar table, and then inserted three more long incense sticks into the incense burner in front of the shrine, watching the curling green smoke slowly After floating up, I knelt down on the futon and bowed sincerely. This little doll is not ordinary and can continue to receive incense. When enough incense is accumulated, the child and I can refine it and make it our own. What is used is simply a gas storage tank, which can also be compared to a spare magazine for a firearm.
I stood up from the futon and walked out of the stone room where I practiced with satisfaction. Then I went to my alchemy room to refine a batch of ready-made elixirs for emergencies.
When I was about to leave Xuanyuan Cave, Xiaoqing and Laner happened to have finished refining the elixir. I told the two beautiful fox girls to continue helping me worship the little doll in the shrine, and then Then he left Xuanyuan Cave happily.
When I got home, there was no one at home. My dad had not come back from his car trip. My mom might have gone to a relative's house. I slipped into my room and locked the door very carefully. My thoughts flashed across my mind. My new little brother, the bodyguard Xiaotong, who was always with me, appeared in front of me.
"Hehe! You will hang out with me from now on, little boy. You will be the first personal boy I take. I am the boss and you will be the second child. Let me go! No, I have my own second child. Hehe! You can only feel wronged. I became the third child all of a sudden."
I looked at the guy in front of me who was similar in height and appearance to me, bared his teeth and smiled evilly. The kid looked at me with flat eyes and no expression at all, without any reaction at all.
Aiya, I go! He's not a fool, is he? If the whole retarded person comes back, wouldn't my work be in vain? No, I still have to communicate with him.
"Hey! Little boy, my name is Hu Xiaoyue and I will be your boss from now on. If you call me brother, come on, call me brother!" I tried to guide him to communicate with me, but the child was still there stupidly. Speechless, fuck! Oh shit! Is he really an idiot player? What should I do? I was secretly worried, and suddenly, on a whim, I opened the door and walked out.
When I came back, I had a few sausages and two bags of yogurt in my hand. I've been away from home lately, so that's all I had in the refrigerator.
I handed the half-opened sausage to the child, signaling with my eyes that he could eat it. The child looked at the sausage in my hand, thought about it, and then reached out to take it. How many sausages are there in less time than a cigarette? It was all fucking his fault.
After licking his slightly greasy lips, the child's originally dull eyes finally became a little brighter. I saw him looking at me with greedy eyes. The meaning couldn't be clearer, is there anything else? Holy shit! This guy is definitely not stupid, and the eyes of an idiot are definitely not so greedy.
"Damn it! Wait, I'll dig it out for you again." After saying that, I ran towards the kitchen again. After searching for a long time, I only found two bags of bread and one package of biscuits. I tore open the packages of the bread and biscuits and put them all on the desk next to the child. This kid is not picky about food, so he reached out to grab them without saying a word. I came here just for a meal. Maybe I was in a hurry to eat, but the dry biscuits and bread made the child choke and roll his eyes.
I go! I won't be a starving ghost when I come back, right? How many days have you not eaten? Seeing him rolling his eyes, I couldn't just watch, so I hurriedly tore a small opening in the yogurt and handed it over. The kid who drank two bags of yogurt finally swallowed the food stuck in his throat.
But the way he looked at me was still hungry, fuck! I cursed secretly and then ran to the kitchen and brought a glass of cold water. After drinking a large glass of cold water, the child patted his belly comfortably, and then fart twice in a row and hit him again. After burping, he finally showed a satisfied look.
I packed up the garbage and walked back to the room and closed the door. I saw the child sitting cross-legged on my little bed. His expression was still calm and he said nothing. "I'm going!" He needs to change his outfit, otherwise he won't be surrounded by onlookers when he appears in public. At that moment, I found a pair of my old clothes and placed them in front of him.
"You need to change your clothes, otherwise you will be regarded as strange. Also, your hair is too long. I will take you to cut it shorter tomorrow." I was nagging like an old mother-in-law. , just when I thought this guy might be mute and wouldn't speak easily, the kid actually spoke up.
"Since I was picked up by you, I will have no problem following you around in the future, but you are too lazy. I will feel sleepy after eating. I will go back to bed and there is nothing important. Don't bother me. One last thing, follow me. It's okay for you to hang out, and I can call you Brother Sheng, but you have to take care of the food. I don't eat more than once every seven or eight days, so let's leave it like this for now. If nothing serious happens, don't call me out."
Holy shit! This guy looks more like an elder brother than me. How the hell does he have any sense of being a younger brother? At this moment I heard a noise coming from the entrance door, I'm going! Someone was coming back. I opened the door to my room and took a peek outside. It turned out that my mother was back. My mother was surprised to see me at home. I haven't been home since I passed the college entrance examination.
Holy shit! Unfortunately, the child was still sitting on my bed. Suddenly I turned my head and the child had already disappeared. Also disappearing with him were the old clothes I found for him.
As soon as I entered the door, my mother saw that I was acting secretly. She walked towards my room suspiciously, and when the child disappeared, I opened the door.
"What are you doing like a spy?" My mother glanced into my room and asked when she didn't see anything unusual.
"Hehe! It's okay, it's okay. I don't want to change my clothes right now. I'll go to the bathroom and take a shower later." Hearing this, I immediately explained with a smile.
"Don't be afraid of eating. Look at how much you've made on the ground. You can clean it up later!" After seeing the food residue falling on the ground, my mother scolded me and went back to her house. Hey! He's taking the blame for someone else again! Sighing, I went to the bathroom and picked up a broom.
The next day the sun was quite high and I got out of bed. Since the college entrance examination was over, my mother was too lazy to care about me. She left for work early in the morning.
After I finished washing up in the bathroom, I was about to go out to eat something. Suddenly the landline phone at home rang. Damn it! Who is this early in the morning? He walked to the phone and picked up the receiver.
"Hey! Who is it?"
"Damn! I can't even hear your big Viagra voice. Are you too sleepy?" Li Wei's voice came from the other side of the phone.
"I'll go! Are you here to greet your Majesty Ama so early? My stupid son has finally grown up!" I sighed with great relief. I haven't seen this guy since we left in the examination room that day.
"I'm going to fuck you! Do you have any moral character behind your words?" It's okay for him to be ungrateful when I praise him so much, but he actually learned to hurt others with his words.
"Hey! Didn't I give you my mobile phone number? Why are you calling the landline?"
"Fuck! Didn't you know that your crappy phone was turned off?" Li Wei muttered angrily. I found the phone and opened it to see if it was right.
"Fuck! The battery is out. What do you want me to do with your father? Do you want to arrange for me?" I asked casually while charging my phone.
"Well, I don't want to arrange it for you. I'll arrange for you to travel to the West. Once you get there, don't come back." Li Wei on the other end of the phone said bitterly.
"Hey! Why don't you just go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures? What a big deal? But I like to be independent. We are not the same as Old Tang. I don't want to ride you on a white horse. When the time comes, let the pig lead you, and then you bump into the pig. It’s on me. Haha!” I couldn’t hold back my laughter as I said it.
After chatting for a while, I asked seriously: "Shit! I forgot to ask you, how did you do in the college entrance examination?"
"Hehe! I got over 630 points in the test. I guess one book will be fine." Li Wei was talking nonsense.
"Go away! You stupid son of a landlord, tell me what you mean. I think you are just fine if you turn 630 upside down." I sarcastically said to the point.
"Fuck! You fucking knew it and you still asked me! I think you drank too much fake wine and your brain is no longer functioning properly." The angry voice of the little fat man came through the receiver again.
