I looked up at the clock hanging high on the wall. It was almost time. I could hand in the paper half an hour earlier. After waiting for a while, someone got up and handed in the paper. I was about to get up and hand in the paper. The man with the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks next to me But the thin boy stood up first, "I'll go!" As expected, I was right. This guy must be a dawdler, but he was so careless about such an important exam, and the paper was handed in in half an hour.
My curiosity aroused, I turned to look at the fat girl on the other side, and saw that this silly girl was biting the end of her pen and thinking hard, I'm going! Could it be that my brother made a mistake and flicked her paper, damn! But I saw that her math questions were all empty like mine, hey! It seems that I am really fucking wise! After packing up my personal belongings on the desk, I stood up. I slowed down and deliberately walked past the pretty girl. I saw her with her head lowered and writing furiously. No, I can't see it. My face, how do I fix it?
Suddenly my eyes turned and my mind came to me. The moment I walked past the pretty girl, I pretended to accidentally knock off the pencil case she had placed on the corner of the table. With a 'snap' sound, the pencil case fell to the ground.
"Oops! Sorry." I apologized quickly and bent down to pick up the pencil case. The invigilators who were standing one after another in the classroom immediately turned their eyes to me, then looked away when they saw nothing serious, "Haha!" As expected, the pretty girl was startled by the noise I made. , but she just looked up at me, smiled lightly, and then immersed herself in studying the test paper.
I go! What a pretty face! She was also wearing a pair of exquisite glasses, and her literary style was full of bookishness. Who the hell said top academics are all dinosaurs? The pretty girl in front of me was a beauty in both sex and art. Never being judgmental, I took the opportunity to quickly scan her. Taking a look at the paper, it turned out that my guess was good. This girl had almost finished answering all the big math questions on the paper. Of course, I didn’t know whether it was right or wrong. Anyway, the blank spaces were filled up. Hey! Infinite Heavenly Lord! God bless me, I said in my heart and walked out of the examination room quickly.
Let me explain here that the multiple-choice questions are scrawled on the answer sheet and are graded by a computer. The computer doesn't care where my answers come from. As long as I fill in the abc correctly, it will award points.
The next few subjects are Chinese, Politics and History. After all, these subjects all have Chinese characters. I didn’t bother with the multiple-choice questions and focused entirely on the pretty girl. The short-answer questions and the final discussion I have to write the questions myself. After all, I have studied hard for so long. The last subject is foreign languages. After the paper was handed out, I looked at it for a long time, damn! It’s harder than the damn Bible! I only know a few scattered words, but I don't know anything else.
I turned the paper to the last page. I couldn’t leave it blank for the English composition. After thinking about it for a long time, I finally came up with a trick, which was to selectively write the English sentences from the previous multiple-choice questions in the answers to the composition. On the paper, I copied everything that had any connection with it carefully and religiously. Looking at the filled composition paper, I silently sighed, Damn it! If you give me some credit for your hard work, it’s not like my hard work was in vain! I picked up the English paper that I had answered and stood up calmly. The moment I walked past that handsome figure, I muttered to myself, "It doesn't matter what happens to my future buddy, it's all thanks to you these days." Thank you, beauty! 'The college entrance examination, which is about the turning point in life, is finally over at this moment.
With all my tension and fatigue relieved, I walked out of the school gate with relaxed steps. I could finally let myself go completely. As for what happened next, I would just leave it to fate.
With a joyful smile on my face, I stood at the gate of the school, looking at the crowds of students and parents. It seemed that the sunshine exposed at this moment was not so warm.
"Xiao Yueyue came out very early? How are you doing?" At some point, the little fat man Li Wei squeezed through the crowd behind me, patted me on the shoulder and asked loudly.
"What the heck! Do you believe me when I say I can go to Peking University? Oh! It's all in vain!" Still not sure, I grabbed him randomly.
"Hey! What about you? Didn't you find a chance to copy some information?" It's rude to come back without reciprocating! I asked him back with a bad smile.
"What a bullshit! I think the people sitting next to me are not as good as me. Besides, those two invigilators have a fierce look on their faces and just fucked his wife." This guy just left school. Being rude to a teacher is not like hitting the cook when you are full.
Li Wei and I found a shady place and were chatting, when suddenly a beautiful figure appeared not far away, "Isn't that your mother-in-law Zhao Bo? She came out too." The little fat man also saw it. The little beauty not far away pursed her lips and reminded her loudly.
"I'm going to serve my mother-in-law. You fool, you can kneel down first." After saying that, I quickly walked towards Zhao Bo over there.
"Hey! Did you finish the beauty test? How did you succeed!" I asked with a smile facing Zhao Bo's red face.
"Haha! It's okay, how about you?" Zhao Bo showed a bright smile when he saw me.
"I don't know, it's going to rain, so why don't you get married and love me?" I responded to her in a very free and easy way.
"This time I am completely liberated. I need to relax a lot this summer vacation." I immediately pretended to be casual and said in order to avoid being left in the cold.
"Haha! No, I have to take advantage of this holiday to get started with an instrument, so that it won't be too strenuous in the future." Zhao Bo communicated with me naturally.
"Hey! What are you two talking about so hotly? It's so hot and there are so many people. Let's leave now. We have a lot of time in the future. You can be sticky whenever you want." The little fat man who came over said with a grin.
"Go away! Go away! Who is clinging to him?" Zhao Bo rolled his eyes at Li Wei and said coldly and angrily.
"Holy shit! Didn't I tell you to get out? Why are you coming here again?" I stared at the guy who came to disrupt the situation and scolded him in a bad tone.
"Oh, let me go! They all shot at me with the same caliber so quickly!" The little fat man with a sad and angry face looked at me and Zhao Bo in front of him and said aggrievedly.
"Hehe! You're talking nonsense. You're right. It's such a hot day and my hair is wet. Let's go back first." As I said that, I hugged the little fat man's neck and comforted him. A bitch.
"Hey! Let's go now. Can I hang out with you when I have time during the holidays?" Before I left, I smiled at Zhao Bo and pretended to be relaxed. In fact, I was very uneasy because I was afraid of being beaten. The little beauty declined on the spot.
Zhao Bo, whose face was slightly red, pondered for a moment and then spoke cheerfully.
"Haha! That's okay, but you have to make an appointment first. This is my sister's contact information. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give it to you." After saying that, I handed over a small note, and I pretended to be relieved. He took the small piece of paper with the contact information of the little beauty and shouted in a weird voice: "Then thank you for your grace!"
"Go away! You are sick for a day, and disappear in front of my eyes." Zhao Bo, who was still smiling at first, suddenly became clouded.
"Oh, I'll go! It's so easy to show off your affection. Goddess, please take pity on me, a single dog, and give me your contact information." Li Wei, a classmate who was very ignorant of current affairs, added angrily from the side. One sentence.
"Get lost! Why are you so annoying? Stay away from me!" The little beauty with her eyebrows knitted up suddenly yelled.
"Damn it! How many heads have you grown if you dare to make my mother-in-law angry? Hehe! It's not worth it for me to be angry with this idiot. How can I heal my body if I'm so angry? What if I have fetal convulsions..." I bared my teeth at Zhao Bo and started to talk nonsense again. Knowing that I was being mean again, I clamped the little fat man's round head tightly and turned around to get into the crowd, still cursing in my mouth.
"I'll go! See if I don't give you any slack when I get back."
"Go away! You bitch, let's see if I don't tear up your bitch mouth." Zhao Bo's angry scolding could be heard behind him.
"Not to mention that you have such a fucking mean mouth, and you even have fetal motility, hehe! So what's going on, buddy, are you making rapid progress? Otherwise, your head will be turned green. Haha!" Li Wei's big smile The laughter burst out immediately without holding it back.
"Fuck! You fucking know everything. Do you think the goddess is so easy to flirt with? You have to pay the price, do you understand?" I glanced at the fat man next to me angrily.
"Fuck you! The price is that if you want to live a good life, you have to have three feet of green on your head." Li Wei brushed me off.
"Hehe! You have quite a life. Someone asked a buddy how he pursued the goddess. He said that the first thing is to be extremely considerate, the second thing is to be on call even if a knife falls from the sky, and the third thing is to be obedient. Is it enough to do this? That person asked? No! It’s not that easy. I haven’t said the most important trick yet. The most important thing is to unconditionally accept the fact that the child in the goddess’s belly is not yours. "I narrated with a serious face, without any intention of laughing.
"Haha! Fuck you!" Li Weiwei and I laughed and squeezed out of the crowd.
