"Oh, let me go! Are you going to Kyushu in such a hurry? Drinking a bottle of beer is like drinking cold water. It's really a wine tank." Wang Hu threw away the empty bottle and picked up a big green stick. I teased him speechlessly.
Wang Hu ignored my question and drank another half of the bottle before giving up. Brother Hu, who burped twice, walked to the sofa with satisfaction and picked up a bottle of wine that Hu Aqi had placed on the coffee table. He took out a pack of cigarettes and held one in his mouth. There was a 'click' sound, and the flames from the lighter almost ignited Lao Gao's eyebrows.
"Holy shit! Damn it!" Brother Hu cursed loudly and shook his hand and dropped the lighter on the coffee table. Seeing this, Hu Aqi picked up the lighter and helped Wang Hu light the cigarette in his mouth, spitting out a light breath. After the blue smoke, Brother Tiger spoke slowly.
"Hey! Lao Qi, your cigarettes are of high quality, right?"
"Hehe! Damn it! A man must have this kind of respect. This lighter is even better. Have you seen this Peugeot? That Lamborghini is awesome!" Hu Aqi waved his lighter in front of Wang Hu's eyes. He shook his head and looked triumphantly.
"Quickly pull me down, you almost killed me." Wang Hu said with disdain without looking back.
"Fuck! Vulgar, I won't talk to you, a tasteless person." Hu Aqi carefully put away the lighter and leaned back on the sofa again.
"Are you going to box with Brother Jun?" I sat up straight and asked, looking at Wang Hu's strong muscles.
"Well, hehe! Don't tell me that boxing is quite interesting. Brother Jun said that he would take me to a competition later. I heard that if I win, I will get money." Wang Hu's eyes were filled with ghosts when he said this Empty.
"Simple mind, well-developed limbs, proper sports sticks, what kind of competition? It's called black market boxing, also called life and death boxing. If you don't understand it, your life will be lost." I gave Wang Hu a sideways glance and explained to him coldly. With.
"Hehe! I think this is a way to make money. Who is our Brother Tiger? He is a strong man among the big monsters. He beats a few mortals and you don't want to play with him, right? I, Lao Qi, will never do anything else in the future. , I brought a big bag specifically to hold money for my brother. The big piles of banknotes all belong to our brothers." The person who was more excited than Wang Hu was actually Hu Aqi, who also immediately jumped up as if he had been given a shot of chicken blood. He sat up straight and spoke loudly to support the bald tiger brother.
When I thought about it, what Hu Ah Qi said made sense. Maybe this big bald head could really become a cash cow for me. Thinking of this, I moved my eyes to Hu Ah Qi next to me, whose eyes were also shining, and I felt the look in my eyes. Looking at him, Hu Aqi, who felt a little uncomfortable, looked at me sideways and asked, "Are you looking at my hair?"
"Hey! Aren't you also a big demon? If you go to learn boxing with him, won't I be able to collect money from two people in the future?" A pile of red hundred yuan like a mountain appeared in his mind. Big banknotes.
"Go away! I'm not going. I don't have any other hobbies except for women. In my opinion, boxing and kicking are simply vulgar and boring and a waste of life." Hu Aqi shook his head like a rattle. He responded with great resistance.
Seeing that he looked like he was not interested in this, I couldn't catch the duck. I lowered my head in disappointment. Suddenly, I looked up and looked at Hu Aqi with eyes lit up and said excitedly: "Hey! I like women. It’s pretty good, he’s the number one scholar in the 360 line. After all, seventh brother is also a big demon, and his physique is definitely not that good, he’s top-notch!” I looked at Hu Aqi again, hesitant to say anything. .
"I'll go! What do you mean by this nonsense? Is there any connection between women and body structure?" Hu Aqi glanced at me cautiously and asked.
"Hey! Let's put it this way, I just saw a small advertisement on a telephone pole on the side of the road at the entrance of the community." After hearing this, Hu Aqi and Wang Hu, who were aroused by me, looked at each other with burning eyes. looked at me.
I continued to narrate slowly and calmly: "The main meaning of the advertisement is just four words, spend a lot of money to get a child!"
Looking at the two big monsters' more puzzled looks, I paused again before saying, "There is a damn rich old woman who talks about things, but she is actually not old either. It is a good time in the year of the wolf and the tiger. It's a pity. Her man died in an accident, and I don’t know what happened to him. It just so happened that the two of them had been sharing the same bed for many years without having a child."
"I'll go! What you said is really boring. What do you mean? What about women and children?" Hu Aqi, whose evil eyes brightened visibly, hurriedly asked. Although Wang Hu was speechless, his eyes were also confused. Showing some impatience.
"To put it simply, the little widow wants a child. If anyone gets her pregnant, she will reward her heavily. If that woman likes you, all her wealth will belong to you. The child is your own, little widow. I heard that he is so tall that he even occupies a room and lies on the floor. You said this is a good thing, Brother Qi, do you have to try it?" I opened my trump card first and looked at Hu Aqi with a smile.
Before Hu Ah Qi could speak, Brother Hu on the side grinned and said, "Hey! Oh, I'll go! What about such a beautiful thing? Old Seven, you're going to be a dog this time." You're lucky, with your monster-level physique, that little widow will have a litter in a few years."
Hu Aqi was unmoved by Wang Hu's teasing. He just glanced at me and smiled sinisterly: "Hey! It's not that simple, right? There will be no pie in the sky. It's either a trap or the pie is poisonous." Oh shit! This old guy is quite cautious, it's really not easy to fool him.
"Hey! People who don't know the basics should be on guard. Anyone who wants to give it a try must first pay 30,000 yuan as a deposit." I said the last and most critical sentence.
"Fuck! Liar! Did you see Tu Qiong Dagger? How could such a clumsy deception be hidden from the eyes of my seventh brother? Xiao Yueyue is using your seventh brother as a Sunday?" Hu Aqi folded his hands on his shoulders with a look on his face. He looked at me secretly and said softly.
"What? Liar? Isn't this a good thing? Why are you a liar?" Monk Wang Huzhang asked confused.
Neither Hu Aqi nor I paid any attention to him. We each lit a cigarette and looked at each other with smiles. After a long while, I finally said, "Hey! There are really some people who believe it except him. "As I said that, I stretched out my hand and pointed at Brother Hu, who was like a curious baby. Seeing that the two of us were playing charades, King Hu also lost interest in the matter. Brother Hu took out another cigarette from the cigarette box and continued to swallow clouds. The smoke went away.
"Hey! Even though it's bullshit to pay a lot of money to have a child, but to do that and earn money from women is the right way for your seventh brother. Wouldn't it be nice to turn your hobby into a career? Now that you've earned money It satisfies your empty and lonely soul and has the best of both worlds." I continued to seduce Hu Aqi, who had a smirk on his face, like a devil.
"Fuck you! As a great demon of the Fox clan, how can I do such dirty things? As a pure man, it's fine if I don't play with women, so how can I let women play with me? "Hu Aqi, who was sitting upright and upright, scolded me, a young person like me.
"Oh, I'll go! It's time for old comrades to change their minds and emancipate their minds. What age is it? In today's society, if you have money, you are a master. If you laugh at the poor, you won't laugh at the prostitutes. If you have breasts, you will be a mother. You have such backward ideas of feudal remnants. How can we do this? Now, isn’t it said that men and women are equal? Men can play with women, and women can play with men. What’s the bottom line when men can even play with men? Damn it! People are betting their youth on tomorrow. Damn it. What's the point of using your strength to earn some hard-earned money? It's not a shame." I babbled on about my fallacies with a lifeless expression.
"Hey! You humans! You are just twisted and perverted lunatics. Although we monsters are aliens, we still have a bottom line." Hu Aqi shook his head and sighed, looked at me with a little pity and said helplessly.
"That's right! There's something else I forgot to mention." Brother Hu, who was smoking leisurely on the side, suddenly slapped his forehead and exclaimed.
"What's going on?" I looked up at Wang Hu and asked curiously.
"Before I left, Brother Jun asked me to invite you to have a meal with me tonight. He said that I haven't seen you for a long time and some Japanese are coming. Let's all have a fun time together." Brother Tiger said to Wang Jun. He told me about the drinking incident in one breath.
"Hehe! That's a good thing. Let's go then. The three of us will go together." I agreed with a smile.
"Is Brother Jun the master who taught Wang Hu boxing?" Hu Aqi asked casually.
"No, he is the senior brother who teaches the master." I explained for Brother Hu.
"Brother Jun is a man with stories!" As soon as I said this, I seemed to suddenly think of something, and then my eyes immediately lit up.
