When she asked me such a sudden question, I was stunned on the spot.
"What's going on?"
"Haha! I'll introduce you as my girlfriend. If I'm not interested enough, I'll even risk my best friend." Zhao Bo, who straightened up, said softly.
"Oh, I'll go! Get over it quickly. Even you and I can't handle it. Will people like me? Let's forget about the whimsical things." I waved my hands and shook my head and said in denial.
"Get out of here! What do you mean, I'm not as good as her?" the little beauty raised her eyebrows and scolded sternly.
"Hehe! No, are you testing me? As far as the organization is concerned, you can test me. We are determined to be a proven warrior, beauty! I'm such a sincere person!" I looked like I had understood something. A flattering smile showed loyalty.
"Go away! Test your ass! You're still a warrior, I think you are indeed a little too distracted." Zhao Bo, who commented on me, turned around and walked towards the door of the classroom, looking at her graceful back that had gone away and was still coming back. When the ponytail was swung away, I was instantly in a trance.
What does this little beauty mean? Are her words sincere or are she testing me? Zhang Ying's smiling face appeared in my mind unconsciously. That girl is quite good. She is more than good enough for me. She can definitely take it. If...
hey-hey! In the corridor of the teaching building, Zhao Bo, who was a little absent-minded, was going down the stairs. What happened to me? Why did you tell him such an abrupt idea? Do we really want to bring him and Zhang Ying together? I still want to test him. Could it be that I'm a little... ugh! It's impossible. Zhao Bo, who was biting his teeth, shook his head and hurried downstairs.
I lowered my head and thought about my thoughts and slowly walked out of the teaching building. I raised my eyes and glanced around, but I didn't see that stupid little fat man. Damn it! This kid must have money in his pocket again. Knowing where Li Wei might be, I quickly walked out of the school gate.
Around 1999 to 2000, Internet cafes were not yet common in our small place. There were only a few scattered ones near the only university in the city. And the cost of surfing the Internet for one hour was very expensive at that time. We didn't have any money in our pockets. High school students can't afford to go there, and even if they go to an Internet cafe, it's not much fun.
A few buddies and I went to an Internet cafe once, and we came out after a while. The people surfing the Internet in the Internet cafe were all college students from that university. They were just browsing the web and playing games that were all about text. Chat rooms, I remember that Tencent QQ had just emerged in our area at that time, and the online games that became popular all over the world had not yet appeared.
What we poor students usually like to play most are computer games, which are the stand-alone versions without network. At that time, it seemed that you could connect to a local area network. The cost of such computer games was much cheaper than surfing the Internet, so students only needed a little bit All the money will be spent on playing computer games.
I pushed open the door of a computer game room and glanced inside, and saw a little fat man shaking his head and shouting with joy.
"Holy shit! It's just fun to play a game, why are you so noisy!" I quickly came behind Li Wei and pressed his head on the keyboard and yelled.
"Oh shit! Xiao Yueyue, let go of me, I'm about to win." Li Weiqiang raised his head and looked at the computer screen.
"I'll go! Look, it's all your fault. I almost won with great effort, but now I'm dead again." The little fat man complained with an indignant look. I also looked at the computer screen in front of him.
I go! What did I think it was? Isn’t this the Legend of Sword and Fairy? The handsome young man Li Xiaoyao on the screen fell in a pool of blood at this time. Opposite him were three big green snakes standing up to kill him. The role-playing game in front of him was the masterpiece of this type of game at that time: Fairy Sword and Fairy. Legend of Xia was adapted into the big screen after it became a big hit. Li Xiaoyao in it was so damn stupid that he would be followed by at least three or four pretty girls wherever he went.
"Would you like to go if I have a good thing? Don't say that my brother won't call you if he has a good thing." As I said this, I reached out and grabbed the box of cigarettes next to the computer.
"Fuck! You've already smoked such high-end cigarettes, damn! Did you steal the family's money again?" He took out a cigarette and lit it in his mouth before throwing the cigarette case back on the table casually.
Since Dasong forced him to smoke a cigarette last time, Li Wei started to buy cigarettes by himself.
"Oh, let me go! Get out of here! Who stole the family's money again? No, oh my! You're such a loser and you're talking so bad. When did I ever steal the family's money?" Li Wei turned his head with grief and indignation. He looked at me with a murderous glare in his eyes.
"Fuck! Are you looking at me like this? You want to kill people and silence them. If you don't, then you won't. You're so excited! I'm doing this for you. I'm afraid that you will go astray and you won't be able to squat on the fence in the future. Hey! You are my most beloved prince." As I said that, I stretched out my hand and touched the little fat man's round dog head.
"Oh my god! You are so fucking shameless! I admit that I can't talk to you, can I accept it?" Li Wei slapped my hand away and started playing his game again. Silenced.
"Hey! What's going on? Is our Big Viagra angry? Don't say that you can't do it with words, it's even more useless if you do it." I said to Li Wei again as if he was convinced, staring at the computer screen. Li Wei ignored my provocation and focused on playing his game.
Oh shit! This disobedient little prince was really ignoring me. I took out another cigarette from Li Wei's cigarette case, stuffed it into his mouth and lit it for him with my own hands.
"Come on, Big Viagra, have a cigarette to relieve your heart, relieve your greed and laziness, and relieve your back pain. It's really a good thing. Don't regret it if you don't listen." I threw out a bait to seduce him.
"If you fart, just let it go. If you don't want to say it, just go aside. Don't delay me from playing the game." Li Wei said in a nonchalant voice, holding a cigarette in one hand and pressing the mouse with the other.
"Hehe! Big Viagra is such a good thing. When school was about to end in the afternoon, Zhao Bo told me that her best friend Zhang Ying wanted me to come over for her birthday tonight. I said it didn't mean anything if I went alone and didn't know anyone. I said I Can you take someone with you? Zhao Bo has no objection. Look, if my buddy has something good, he will come to you as soon as possible. You still treat me like that. You reach out and touch your chest. Do you still have a conscience? "I The talker who was most relied upon in the world of martial arts started firing without mercy.
"Oh, I'll go! Are you telling the truth? You're not here to pick me up, are you?" The little fat man turned around immediately after hearing this, and asked with surprise on his face, his little golden eyes widened.
"Fuck! I lied! I promised Grandpa Mao, fuck! Let's do this. Come on, you look up at the lamp. I swear by the lamp, if I tease you, I will kill you today without any negotiation." I immediately He made a promise with firm words.
"Fuck you! I almost let you get in here again." The little fat man reacted and looked at me angrily.
"Hey! I'm a bald-mouthed person, what do you think? Are you going? If not, I'll go there alone." I said lightly and turned around to walk out.
"Wait! Wait! Wait a moment! Wait for me!" The little fat man shouted from behind, and I ignored him and pushed the door open and walked out of the game room.
hey-hey! Zhao Bo calls Zhang Ying "Little Fatty", but I have to take this favor from myself, damn it! Did I get this head for free? I was secretly glad and walked forward quickly.
"Oh, I'll go! You're in a hurry to reincarnate! Just wait for me!" Li Wei, who had paid the bill, caught up with me in a flash.
"Is it appropriate for us, we, we two grown men to go there empty-handed? Do we need to prepare a gift or something." The panting little fat man chattered excitedly.
"Hey! My elder brother finally understands a little bit about human affairs. Father Emperor Long is very happy!" I was so mesmerized that I wanted to reach out and touch Li Wei's dog head.
"Go away! Get out of here! I'm telling you about business, but you're talking nonsense. You haven't done anything right all day long." Li Wei leaned back to avoid my dirty hands and scolded me seriously.
"What gifts should I buy?" Li Wei, who was a little worried, said to himself.
"Hey! Even if we just met, you said you should buy something expensive, as if you want to date her. Yes, but if you buy something cheap and can't get it, it's a bit embarrassing." I also made a reasonable analysis. road.
"Don't they say that the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water? Don't they say that sending a goose feather gift from a thousand miles away is light and affection is heavy? How about I give her a bag of genuine Cha Cha melon seeds? They are sold in big supermarkets! Guaranteed to be genuine. Small store Yiyi, I will definitely not be able to handle the counterfeit goods sold here."
"I'll go! I think you're a bit stupid, why don't you give her a pack of Sophie, a pack of An'erle, Little Nurse, etc. They are guaranteed to be A-grade licensed products. I guarantee they can use them. Jiuyin's white bone claws will scratch you to death." Li Weike seized the opportunity and beat me to death.
"Haha!" Even I was amused by him and laughed out loud.
"Damn it! When will it be your turn to have lines, let's see if I don't have to smear blood on your face." As I said that, I grabbed the neck of the fat man who was still laughing wildly.
