Life is like a faucet that has not been tightened, and continues to tick. Today I am lying leisurely on the desk, and I don’t know what I am thinking in my head. Recently, I have been practicing boxing with Brother Hu, and my whole body is tight.
I was wandering around in my thoughts when Zhao Bo, my beautiful deskmate next to me, suddenly touched my arm lightly. I was mentally unprepared, and I was so shocked by her unexpected way of greeting me. Got excited. Seeing my violent reaction, Zhao Bo turned his head and looked at me with his bright eyes and frowned slightly.
"I'll go! Are you sick? Do you want to have a convulsion?" If I had seen this little bitch provoking for no reason at ordinary times, I would have fired back, but I am really tired these past few days, which makes me immune to beautiful women. The strength has improved not just a little bit.
I weakly raised my head and looked at it with dull eyes. Zhao Bo, who was still as charming as a peach blossom, said lazily: "What's going on? I've been a little tired these past two days. I really don't have the intention and the ability to argue with you. , if you have endocrine disorders again, then drink some boiled water, just drink some boiled water and you will be fine. Drinking boiled water will cure all diseases. Brother Xin will have eternal life. I won’t tell most people."
"Get out!" Zhao Bo opened her mouth and spit out one word, and then she kicked my calf hard with her toes. In the past, if she kicked me, I would definitely suffer for a while. But today I don't feel anything. It seems that my boxing practice these two days has really not been in vain. Look at this resistance against a little girl and a gangster. I stared at Zhao Bo's beautiful face expressionlessly for a long time. She also looked at me a little confused. Zhao Bo was also wondering, why didn't this guy in front of me hurt?
I looked at her confused look and said with a smile, "Hey, I've been practicing the golden bell cover these two days. What's wrong with my calves? I'm not allowed to hit my back. How about you try again?"
"Get out of here! If you are that powerful, just hit the locomotive! If you are still alive after the collision, I will pay tribute to you, burn some incense and say goodbye." Zhao Bo said something to me and turned around and stopped talking to me.
"Hey! I'm just joking without being anxious." I said with a flattering smile.
"Huh! Who is joking with you?" Zhao Bo, who was covered in frost, turned around with a tight face. I touched her arm gently with the tip of my elbow, and whispered with a smile: "Don't act like a little girl and be so petty."
"You're just a little woman, get out! Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory." Zhao Bo commented on me sincerely.
"Did you have something to say to me just now? Is it a confession? Don't worry, I haven't learned how to refuse others yet." I knew that I had no chance with her, so I relaxed a lot in front of her, and my words It was so unscrupulous.
"Oh, let me go! My aunt will fight with you today!" Zhao Bo, who was so mad at me, stretched out a pair of white and vicious little hands towards me. She was so angry that she twisted my arms with both hands and said, I couldn't help but mutter: "I'll make you thick-skinned! I'll make you a golden bell! I can't twist you to death!" This time it really hurt, but I held back and didn't scream. , with a face as calm as water, I chanted a long Buddha's name.
"Amitabha! Female donor, men and women don't have any contact with each other. Isn't it wrong for you to do this?" Zhao Bo, who was half angry to me, finally stopped. When she calmed down, she seemed to have seen through the world of mortals. She was silent. In fact, she was lack of energy. .
After bickering with the little beauty for a while, I felt more energetic. I asked tentatively like a bet, "Do you miss that little guy?" Zhao Bo ignored me. It was obvious that she didn't even have the energy to be angry.
"Don't be so angry. How about I feel your pulse? I know a little bit about Chinese medicine these days." I couldn't help but say another sentence.
"Shut up! If you say another word, I won't lie to you, I will call the police immediately." Zhao Bo used his last breath of strength, just to warn me, okay, I also felt that I had passed it, so I shut up His mouth was speechless.
"How about you bring the little one here after school in the evening? How about I treat you to dinner?" Zhao Bo spoke leisurely after a long time.
"Hey! Okay, okay, but between the two of us, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it!" Just a second before Zhao Bo was about to go into a rage.
I immediately changed my mind, "No, no, I can't control it. I'm a gangster. I've been coveting your beauty for a long time. People don't say they're not afraid of thieves, but they're afraid of thieves missing you. In fact, I'm quite wronged too. Who let beauty She's good-looking, but who told beautiful women to wear less? What's wrong with gangsters? What do you think is wrong with gangsters?" I muttered nonsensically.
"Who's wearing less clothes?" Zhao Bo just blurted out this sentence, and his fair and tender cheeks suddenly turned red.
I looked at her blushing face, pursed my lips and tried not to laugh out loud. In fact, I didn't mean to dig a hole for her to jump into, I just said something too hastily. Zhao Bo, who knew he had made a mistake, waved his pink fist angrily and hit me twice on the back.
The beating was both kissing and scolding, and the girl kicked her when she was anxious. I muttered something in my heart, but I didn't dare to say it out loud. I was afraid that Zhao Bo would really go crazy.
"Hey! How about you call your little best friend, and I'll bring my bitch with me. We are so busy, my dear concubine, what do you think?" Zhao Bo was already numb to me taking advantage of her verbally, and seemed to have collapsed. She was so angry that she also followed my example and lay down on the desk.
After school, I pulled my royal henchman Li Wei aside and said to him with a smile: "There is a beautiful woman who invites me to have dinner. I need a bright light bulb right now. My dear, would you like to come?" The little fat man Li Wei shook his big round head, his eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "That girl Zhao Bo invites you to dinner, I'll go! It's impossible, either you took the wrong medicine, or she didn't wake up and was dreaming Woolen cloth."
"Fuck! If you don't believe me, I'll throw you away, hey! It seems I can only play twosomes by myself." I dared to question my charm, so I turned around and left with a cold sentence.
Like an old cat that just smelled the fishy smell, Li Wei ran after me and grabbed my arm.
"What do you mean? We're still flying together, right? Zhao Bo really wants to treat you to dinner? And is Zhang Ying coming over too?"
"Get out! Get out! Get out! You have too many problems. Opportunities have been given to you, but you are useless!" I shook off Li Wei's pull with a straight face and walked quickly to the school gate.
Li Wei and I were standing at the entrance of an alley near the school, the same alley where Zhao Bo and I fed the little sable that day. Zhao Bo and I agreed to meet here. After school, she first went to Zhang Ying's school to find her and then met her again. Li Wei and I will make peace.
After not waiting for a long time, Zhao Bo and Zhang Ying came on bicycles. Zhang Ying and we were old acquaintances. After meeting, she was not at all restrained. She smiled and said hello to me.
"Hello!" I responded to her with a shallow smile.
"I heard that you are quite wise? You got a little pet to pick up girls, and my little boy was fascinated by it. He was fascinated by it." Zhang Ying's eyes were shining, and she asked me with a beaming look.
"No, you are just being a heretic, and it doesn't count if you catch up with me." She refused to give up and concluded my coffin without any refutation.
"Let me go! Your mouth is really as good as his. Are you two brothers and sisters from the same school?" Zhao Bo was teased by his close friend without paying attention. She was so angry that she grabbed Zhang Ying, and at the same time she didn't forget to reach out. Point at me.
"Okay, you're not interested in pets. Do you have feelings for the owner of the pet? In the name of looking after the pet, you took the opportunity to give me a hug and recommend a pillow mat." Zhang Yingling pressed forward step by step with sharp teeth. What's more cruel Every word is pearly. When Zhao Bo heard this, he put his hand on his forehead and the black lines on his face.
"Oh my God! What happened today? Did I offend some great god, or was it a bad year? Why is everyone so angry with me? Well, aunt, I'm going to transform, I'm going to be dark." After that, He pounced on Zhang Ying beside him.
