I have my own opinion on Wang Hu’s state. Men must have good wine, sex, and wealth. It’s so sad to live a life without any hobbies. If you treat wine as a song, no matter how loud the human voice is, how can you relieve your worries? Du Kang is the only one who can relieve his worries. . If you are proud of life, you must have all the joy, and don't let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon. Didn’t Li Taibai also write hundreds of poems about drinking wine?
I remember there was a joke like this. There was an old man who was very old and asked the doctor, "Doctor, I've been feeling a little unwell lately." The doctor kindly asked the old man, "Master, have you smoked too much?" The old man said, "I I never smoke." The doctor asked again: "Then you drink too much." The old man replied, "I don't drink alcohol." The doctor became a little anxious, "Then you must be getting closer to women." The old man also said He was anxious, "I will never marry, I just want to live longer." Silent, the doctor broke out in the silence, he angrily yelled: "Why do you live so long when you can't do anything well?" Profound, profound.
After watching TV for a while, Mo Lin felt that it was not interesting anymore. She turned off the TV and sat upright. "Haha! You must be in trouble when you come here, right?" Mo Lin's tone became much gentler. Maybe she also felt that I was emotionally disturbed just now. "Hey! Leader, I'm here to report my work to you. Didn't you ask me to practice Taoist magic? I have devoted myself to it recently." My mood adjusted quickly and instantly. With a flattering smile, "Oh! Haha! Are you very capable of execution? My comrade, I didn't pay much attention to you just now. Let me take a good look at you and see what you are like now." As she said this, Mo Lin's eyes changed. Ning stared into my eyes for a long time.
"Haha! Brother, you finally look good now." After hearing her praise, I boasted about myself without hesitation, "Of course, I am talented and talented, that's what I mean. Are you kidding me?" "Get out! Don't exaggerate my comrades too much. A Taoist aunt like you can kill you with just one look in three seconds." Mo Lin was not used to me at all and poured cold water from head to head. The feet were poured down. A gentle word can warm you up for three winters, but a cold word can hurt someone in the cold months.
I didn't care about Mo Lin's words and continued to say gently: "My talisman technique can be gradually improved through my diligent practice. As for the way of alchemy, I have learned a Shinto alchemy book and have the elixir recipe. The methods and processes for making elixirs are now available, as is the furnace. I found a furnace in a white jade bracelet called the Eight-pole Nine-Dragon Cauldron. It is the best treasure in the furnace. As for the heat, I have to practice more in the future. The only thing missing is the most precious medicinal herbs. Where can I, a worldly person in this mortal world, find a prescription for healing trees?" Speaking of this, I thought of Sun Dasheng who was begging for help everywhere and scratching his head, and how pitiful he was. Xixi looked helpless and couldn't help but sigh secretly, "Hey!" No matter how old you are, there are times when you need help.
Mo Lin lowered her head and thought for a long time before she slowly raised her head and smiled softly with firm eyes: "Haha! Don't worry, Wukong. You will be safe as long as your sister Guanyin is here. I will help you with this matter." You do it, if you have a sister to tell you the truth from now on, why don't you be afraid?" When I heard her say that, I became happy. I have read the Great Fairy's Journey to the West a lot. Men'erqing, you said the Great Fairy should read Journey to the West is weird or not, let me go! Quite weird. "What a joke!" Mo Lin asked me angrily, "Hey! Are you good at chattering? I am Wukong and you are Guanyin. Why are you so awesome and you are always one step ahead of me?" "I teased with a bad smile, "Haha! If you don't accept it, you can go out and try. More than anything else, I'll bully you. It's better than jumping from the roof of this building, haha! It's all about who dies first." Mo Lin said in a tone of voice. Although it is plain, the momentum is extremely domineering and aggressive, "Okay, sister, you are awesome, I accept it, if I jump down, I will definitely be a puddle of rotten meat, hehe! I can't afford to argue with you."
I was convinced and immediately changed the topic, "You said Brother Hu's combat power is too rubbish. He was not as good as me in the last battle. I have to think of a way to improve his combat power." ." Hearing this, Mo Lin thought for a while and then said leisurely, "Hey! It's not like you, Brother Hu, are incompetent, but you still can't adapt to the human form just now." "Tch! I see that he adapts to drinking very quickly, in just a short time In a few days, he has become a top wine fairy." I joked in disapproval.
"Hmph! Pay attention to your words. Do you still have a position? Don't underestimate the strength of our transformed demon. Wang Hu's innate qualities are absolutely top-notch. After all, he is the reincarnation of the White Tiger Star and the Blood Sea Killing God. , I think that the White Tiger Star is the descendant of the ancient holy beast Qilin. Not to mention your human race, even in our demon race, it is a tough hand that is unworthy of all men." I asked without any doubts: "Yes Are you so awesome? Are you too bluffing?" Mo Lin didn't bother to talk to me and just waved her hand.
"My vision is not wrong. Let's go like this. Find a master who knows the art of fighting and give Wang Hu some training. He will be different immediately." I nodded in agreement, and Mo Lin glanced at me. I was quite honest this time and didn't talk back, so I continued leisurely: "Let me think more carefully about the herbs you mentioned. Then I will go with you. I think we can get twice the result with half the effort." I finished talking to Mo Lin. Seeing that she had no intention of teasing me, I sat awkwardly for a while. I had to stand up and leave, "Okay, when Brother Hu wakes up, I will contact the fighting master and come to him. Then I will leave first." After I finished speaking, I I walked straight to the door of the room. I thought to myself that Mo Lin had to get up and see me off.
Who knew this old lady didn't even owe her anything? Let me go! It's so heartless. Fortunately, I think about you every day. I will torture you to death next time you wait for me. I was about to pull the door open when I heard Mo Lin's lazy voice coming from behind me, "Haha! Brother, please help me close the door when you go out, thank you!" I'm going! A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out of my mouth.
Where can I find a master who knows how to do it? There are so many people in this society who deceive others and steal their reputations. I don’t know people like that. I can’t tell the truth from the false and I can’t get the true scriptures. I’m worried to death. That day in the classroom, I was lazily lying on my desk, thinking about what to do, 'Sneeze! 'Suddenly the beautiful girl Zhao Bo sneezed unexpectedly. I was startled by her while I was lost in thought. When I looked at her delicate profile, my eyes suddenly lit up. Her brother was a social figure. I must know a lot of people who are of the Five Elements, Eight Works, Three Religions and Nine Streams, so I asked her, since asking for help requires a humble attitude.
I didn't feel like speaking directly, so I took a roundabout way and said with a concerned smile: "What's wrong? Did you catch a cold? You need to take medicine if you feel unwell." "Tah! I want you to take care of me. I have something to say and nothing to say! What a roundabout way? ." The aloof classmate Zhao Bo is still as cold as ice. Don't tell me that I will just follow her behavior. You can tell me whether I am cheap or not. I told her what I wanted to ask, but she just said it without even thinking about it. I refused, "Why do you men like to fight and kill each other? I won't be stupid enough to ask my brother about this. If you want to ask, just ask Yu Qing, you are the same as me." Zhao Bo finally came to a conclusion for us, then turned away and stopped talking to me. I was given a big roast chicken dish, and I had to endure it. No matter how much men like this, they have no immunity to beautiful women.
