Behind her, Zhao Bo slowly lowered his head and murmured in a low voice with a slightly red face, "I hate it! It smells shameless! I'll kill you." As she said that, she quickly stuffed the light pink bag into her bag as if she was afraid that others would see it. Her schoolbag. People say that it is better to squander the windfall that comes by accident. The 3,000 yuan given by the idiot Bai Junjie was scattered by me before I could warm it up.
In the days that followed, my life returned to its usual routine. The only disturbance was that I was risking my life studying the Taoist and Tibetan classics in the mysterious jade tablets, whether in the classroom or in my room at home. I was playing with the jade medal in my hands and staring at it intently from time to time, so that when my beautiful deskmate Zhao Bo saw my stupid and stupid look, I couldn't help but curse in a low voice: "Idiot!" My practice is really wonderful. At first, when I penetrated the jade tablet with my spiritual consciousness, the first thing that came to my mind was a Taoist classic floating in the dark void with pale golden light.
At the beginning, I tried to identify the simple and complicated light gold characters on it, but unfortunately I didn’t recognize any of them. Later, I had no choice but to stare at the classic more attentively. Gradually, my heart was no longer there. The impetuousness gradually calmed down a lot, and I saw that the scripture spontaneously ignited out of thin air. In the blink of an eye, the Taoist scriptures with pale golden light were engulfed by the blazing flames.
The next second, my consciousness was suddenly forced out by the mysterious power in the jade tablet. Suddenly my head was dizzy, and then three pale golden ancient characters appeared in my mind, although I still didn't recognize them. I had already silently recited these three ancient Chinese characters, "The Art of Connecting Spirits." As if I had become enlightened, I instantly understood the essence of this classic. The great supernatural power of Qi Shen reaching heaven and earth is the general outline of Taoist cultivation and cultivation of Yuan Shen.
Then I made another unexpected discovery that gave me a great surprise. This surprise came from that magical turtle shell. The dark turtle shell actually had other mysteries. The complicated lines carved on it turned out to be a spiritual practice. Qigong method, this is a monograph on the method of meditation, breathing and exhalation. However, this method is not suitable for human monks to practice. It is a top Qi training method inherited from the lineage of the ancient demon Xuangui. It is said that people who practice this method At the same time, practitioners can also absorb the essence of the aura of heaven and earth, the sun and the moon to replenish their own essence, which means that they can achieve the excellent effect of both internal and external cultivation. However, I can practice this method of breathing and exhaling. As for the reason, I also said I don’t know, maybe I’m also a monster.
In addition, I explored two more powerful offensive spells in the turtle shell: Xuan Yue Blade and Beidou Starlight. Unfortunately, these two offensive spells have extremely high requirements for practitioners. I can only look forward to it and sigh. Furthermore, I discovered that this small turtle shell itself is an excellent magic weapon. It can change the size of my bowels as I wish. Since the turtle shell itself is extremely hard, when it becomes larger, it can be used as a shield. It can be used as a shield in front of me. Protect your chest and abdomen and carry it behind your back. Oh, let me go! The legendary Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are back again.
The second Taoist scripture I learned in the Jade Tablet is called Wujizhuang. This is a basic method for cultivating the body's qi, blood, muscles and bones by standing on the same spot and assuming six different postures. This method is easy to understand and use. It is extremely fast and convenient to practice. You can practice it anywhere no one is around. What is Kung Fu? To put it bluntly, Kung Fu is time. One day of practice, one day of practice, one day of no practice, and ten days of empty time are what it means. No matter how hard you work, you will gain nothing. It all depends on accumulation over time. Although Wuji Zhuang is the most basic entry-level method in the Qi refining period, It is also the foundation of the entire Taoist classic inheritance and should not be underestimated.
If it hadn't been for the bone-chilling cold, the plum blossoms would smell so fragrant. Just look at how beautiful this metaphor is. I almost peeed. After more than half a month of concentrated practice, I finally got a glimpse of the door. To lie, I It was only through putting all my heart and soul into it that I achieved this success. Half a month is fifteen days, and fifteen days are one breath. Don't blindly make rapid progress in anything. Do you have to pay attention to a rhythm in everything? The combination of strength and softness is the great road.
When I was free this day, I thought about the two big goblins Mo Lin and Wang Hu. It was pure nonsense to say that I missed Wang Hu. He is a big man. What do I want him to do? I am not a gay. Sexual orientation is normal, right? The main thing I was thinking about was that sexy snake girl Mo Lin with her bulging figure and curvy figure. When I thought of Yi Mu Mu that night, I immediately had wild thoughts. I knocked on the door of the goblin den. The house where two great goblins lived for at least a thousand years lived, what else could it be if it wasn't a goblin den?
As soon as Mo Lin opened the door for me, she turned around and walked into the living room without interest. I closed the security door and followed her in. Staring at Mo Lin's swaying buttocks, I started to have wild thoughts again. In the living room, Mo Lin elegantly lay on her side on the large and soft fabric sofa while watching TV and asked casually: "Long time no see, why are you here when you have time?" Her tone was as calm as ever, my My intuition tells me that she is not interested in me now, and I feel inexplicably disappointed for a while. I'll go! There is an old saying that goes, "A hundred years of cultivation can lead to the same boat crossing; a thousand years of cultivation can lead to sleeping together on the same pillow." 'Isn't there an old saying that says, 'One day a couple is as kind as a hundred days, and a hundred days a couple are like the depth of the sea. 'I don't ask her for a hundred days of favor, nor do I ask her to give her a smile. Even though we had a romantic relationship and had a one-night stand, she can't stop recognizing each other after it's over. She always keeps a cold expression on her face. Who do you show your face to? Snake spirit is a cold-blooded snake spirit animal.
I cursed in my heart and said calmly with a little emotion: Where's Brother Hu?" As I said that, I also sat on the sofa on the side. When I thought about it, I couldn't help but smile. How could I be like a kid? The neglected little daughter-in-law was full of resentment. Thinking of this, I adjusted my mood, put on a smile and looked at Mo Lin, who was lying on the sofa. In fact, I was a little wrong to blame Mo Lin. The moon waxes and wanes. , according to her nature of being happy and quiet, she is very indifferent to everyone on the waning moon. Although these big demons have transformed into human forms, they have completely retained their willful and innocent nature of following the natural way of heaven and earth. Compared with We humans are much more hypocritical and cunning.
When Mo Lin heard me ask about Wang Hu, she just raised her hand and pointed towards the north bedroom. I stood up and pushed open the door of the north bedroom. I'm going! My bald tiger brother was naked from the waist up and only wore a pair of big underwear. He was lying on a single bed with his arms and legs spread out. He was sleeping soundly. His penis was soaked in a big area. I glanced at the corner of the wall where it was piled up. Empty liquor bottle. I closed the door and backed out and sat on the sofa again. Mo Lin commented leisurely: "He's just a drunkard, a loser with no future."
