"Ding dong!"
Grandson, who had just finished taking care of the green plants in the backyard, heard someone ringing the doorbell as soon as he returned to the living room.
"Don't open it. Just pretend you didn't hear me. No one is home."
With a calm look on my face, I put down the cell phone with the phone card out of my hand, and said to Lao Sun calmly.
"Why?"
Lao Sun looked puzzled, but he still obeyed and stopped.
"There are so many problems. You, Sun, go call Xiang Yu and Lu Bu and tell them to stop playing."
I glanced sideways at Lao Sun and said angrily.
"Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!"
The doorbell sounded noticeably more urgent.
Lao Sun scratched his head and became more confused, but still didn't say anything, turned around and went upstairs to call someone.
Soon, the seat opposite the sofa was full. Well, mainly because these two guys were so big that they looked like hills when they sat there.
"Brother, do you owe money?"
"Brother, did you borrow a loan shark?"
"Xiaochuan, did your ex-girlfriend come to your door?"
I was speechless. What was this?
"Nothing. I'm not short of money now. Don't just believe whatever Lao Sun says. He has no brains!"
I glared at the monkey who was pretending to whistle, and yelled at these two fools angrily.
"Also, the last time I fell in love was in college, it was six or seven years ago, and there is no way there would be such a bloody plot!"
"oh."
Little Loli Enoch looked calm and continued to eat potato chips with her head down.
"Boom!"
There was a loud bang outside the door.
"Who is breaking the door..."
"Sun Tianchuan! How dare you open the door for labor and management and call the labor and management phone twice? You are the first one in seventy years!"
An old but powerful yell came through the wall.
I faced Xiang Yu and Lu Bu's strange gaze, still looking calm.
"I don't know, Old Sun, call the police and get rid of the unreasonable old man outside the door..."
"If you don't open the door, the labor force will break down the door! If you get hurt or something, don't blame me for not making it clear!"
"Why does this voice sound familiar?"
Lao Sun frowned, trying to remember, and subconsciously walked towards the door. Then he seemed to remember something, and looked back at me with a strange look.
"This, this should be Lu Yuan, Lao Chuan, what are you doing?"
well!
I sighed slightly in my heart and felt a little headache, then I waved my hand and said to Lao Sun,
"Let's go, let's go."
Now that you've accepted it, you, old grandson, can't pretend not to know me. Just let this old man act wildly. If you say this, it will be difficult to deal with.
This Lu Yuan is still awesome. He hung up on you twice just for fear of trouble. Logically speaking, he is already a lot older. He is even more irritable than a guy in his early twenties. He deserves to be beaten by Mr. Zhao when he is young!
"Then I'll open it."
Old Sun looked strange.
"Come on, Xiang Yu, go make a pot of tea."
I said casually.
boom!
The door was pushed open heavily, and an old man with white hair and a childlike face, who had a rather unrestrained temperament, appeared immediately. He was dressed in an antique robe and paired with a wooden sword at his waist. He really had the temperament of a swordsman.
Of course, the old swordsman was furious at this time. As soon as he entered the house, he started yelling,
"Which of you is Sun Tianchuan, get out of here, you are the only one who has the nerve to imitate Labor and Capital's Sword Thirteen, bah!"
I looked calm and stared at a chubby figure behind Lu Yuan.
Oh, it’s still shrinking!
With your fat body, can anyone stop you? !
"It's none of my business, Brother Tianchuan, it was Senior Lu Yuan who threatened me. He said that I didn't bring him here, so he scraped off all the flesh on my body with one sword after another. Look, how scary it is! "
Wang Xiaohai looked sad, and his fat face could barely bear the word "injustice" written on it.
"Are you Sun Tianchuan?"
Lu Yuan narrowed his eyes slightly, stared at me and said word by word.
"I've long admired your reputation, Mr. Lu, but I didn't know you today..."
"Just you? Can you learn my sword thirteen?"
Lu Yuan interrupted, looking me up and down with a look of disdain.
grass!
This old man is so arrogant!
No wonder you were chased and beaten by Mr. Zhao. Mr. Zhao would have beaten you to death!
So old and still so arrogant! !
I looked at Lu Yuan's undisguised disdain in front of me, and I felt a little unhappy no matter how calm I was.
"Senior Lu Yuan, if I remember correctly, the Thirteen Swordsmen were not created by you, right? They were passed down by Qi practitioners from the pre-Qin Dynasty. You and I are both lucky people who mastered them, right?"
"just you?"
Lu Yuan's eyes were contemptuous.
"The third level of rebirth, huh, after so many days, it's just so-so. But the sword energy is so weak, I guess I just learned the first move. Isn't it familiar?"
Lu Yuan kept shaking his head at me, and then continued with a disappointed look on his face,
"I thought it was something, but it turned out to be just a lucky little brat. You're still comparing yourself to me. But stop it. I can't afford to embarrass this person."
"Fuck! Old man, how dare you scold my elder brother!"
"Who are you? If you have an opinion, this is your eldest brother. If you don't accept it, let's challenge him!"
Lu Yuan raised his head provocatively at me, with disdain on his face. He turned around and glared back at Wang Xiaohai, who had just wanted to be a peacemaker.
Wang Xiaohai looked embarrassed, took a few steps back, and shut up.
"Don't say I'm bullying you. It's just you. I'll let you beat me with both hands!"
"Senior Lu Yuan, this is what you said."
I smiled slightly and said calmly.
"I said, how about it? Come on, do you really have the guts to challenge yourself?"
Lu Yuan even took off the wooden sword from his waist and threw it to Wang Xiaohai. He mocked me and said, "I don't even bother to use a sword to deal with you."
"Okay then, since you said that, Senior Lu Yuan, I can't help but spoil your interest no matter what I say."
"Come on, come on, whoever is cowardly is your grandson!"
Mudd!
Haha, let’s talk about the last name, right?
"Go, old grandson Xiang Yu and Lu Bu, go and challenge senior Lu Yuan to a duel. Yi Nuo, open a different space for them."
I looked calm, rubbed Enoch's head, and said calmly.
Lu Yuan: "???"
"What? Boy, are you scared now and don't dare to fight alone?"
"It's a one-on-one challenge. Isn't this what you said, senior Lu Yuan, to challenge Xiang Yu, Lu Bu, Lao Sun and the others?"
I said with a slight smile on my face.
"Fart! When will labor and management..."
"This is the rule here. It's a one-on-one duel. If you don't have one vs. three or more, then when you go out to meet people, you'll be embarrassed to tell them that it's a one-on-one duel!"
Lu Yuan opened his mouth, feeling aggrieved, as if someone had dug him into a trap.
OK!
A few of them are just close to the Immortal Ascension Realm, so they are not really afraid!
Let this kid see what the real Sword Thirteen is! !
"By the way, Senior Lu Yuan, you just said you would give up both hands."
I continued speaking calmly.
Lu Yuan fell into silence.
"No way, right? Senior Lu Yuan doesn't mean what he says, and he doesn't admit his words when he speaks, right? Is this the only fugue realm in existence among human beings, S level or above?"
Lu Yuan was silent for even longer.
"The different space is open, Xiaochuan, please remember, you owe me three kilograms of ice cream!"
Little Loli Yinuo waved her hand, causing a wave of space fluctuations, and said casually to me.
Lu Yuan was silent for a few seconds, then turned and left.
"Hey? Senior Lu Yuan, where are you going?"
With a smile on my face, I shouted quickly.
Lu Yuan paused, turned around and looked at me deeply, and it took him a long time to say,
"How shameless! Seeing is better than hearing. I saw it today. I asked the two big men next to you to delete the video. I admit defeat!"
When Xiang Yu and Lu Bu heard this, they looked at each other with surprise in their eyes, and then put away the mobile phones hidden in their sleeves.
Is this old man so keen? !
This was only taken for more than ten seconds. How was it discovered?
I was too lazy to pay attention to these two fools. Although I taught these two fools how to shoot secretly, I didn't expect to completely hide it from Lu Yuan.
We still have the greatest respect for the existing human beings who are number one.
"No problem, Senior Lu Yuan, don't worry, I'll let them delete it right now."
Lu Yuan nodded, turned around and left without saying anything more.
"Are you leaving without a meal?"
"No, that guy has good vision. Although I have lived in his shadow my whole life, his descendants are not yet practicing Sword Thirteen. Hum, let's go!"
A smile appeared on Lu Yuan's lips and he left gracefully.
I looked at the flash of sword light on the horizon, my pupils shrank, and I was so shocked that I couldn't express it.
Although he had known about the flying sword for a long time, when he actually saw this scene, he was still so shocked that he lost his mind.
And from what Lu Yuan said, he seemed to be sure from the beginning that I was Mr. Zhao’s successor. The behavior just now was more like a test?
I was a little confused, but also somewhat expected. It was as if I had known Lu Yuan a long time ago, and I felt an inexplicable sense of closeness.
Although the old man was very arrogant just now.
"Congratulations, brother Tianchuan."
Wang Xiaohai's fat face was full of smiles, he walked over with his hands clasped, and handed me the shuriken.
"This is Senior Lu Yuan's sword. It will be of great benefit to you, Brother Tianchuan, in your practice of Sword Thirteen. It is also said to enhance the power of the sword energy."
Wang Xiaohai looked envious, looked at the wooden sword in my hand, and said with a smile.
I took it and played with it for a few times, then picked up a sword flower. I felt the sword energy coming from almost the same source very naturally, and I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows.
What kind of enhancement of sword energy is this?
It clearly contains Lu Yuan's three sword energies, and it seems to be very strong. An attack from the Immortal Ascension Realm?
This is really powerful, and it seems that only those who have sword energy in their bodies, that is, those who have practiced Sword Thirteen, can use it.
Ahem, what, I was a little too loud just now. Mr. Lu is truly worthy of being the best among mankind!
Have noble character and care for the younger generations!
"Hey, brother Tianchuan, you said you have received such a great gift this time, should you give me some spiritual stones? Of course, just treat it as if I borrowed it from you..."
I glanced at this shameless fat man, I forgot to beat you just now, didn't I? I haven't settled the debt with you yet, and I was still thinking about getting the spirit stone!
"Beat him well and have extra food tonight."
I said casually.
Xiang Yu, Lu Bu, and his grandson all had a ferocious smile on their faces, rolled up their sleeves, geared up, and looked at a certain fat man with green eyes.
Extra meals! ! !
"No, no, I won't borrow it anymore, I'm just going to...ah! Ahhh! Don't slap me in the face!"
Little Loli Enoch looked at the chaotic scene in front of her and felt bored after watching it for a few seconds. She took the ice cream from my hand and continued to yawn before going back to the room.
I still have to catch up on the script.
