"Good morning, Lao Chuan."
Lao Sun yawned, opened the door, stretched and greeted me.
"morning."
I said casually, continued to stretch out my chopsticks to stir the noodles in the pot, and cracked an extra poached egg in it.
Life back home is always comfortable and stable. A week has passed since I hurried back from the exchange meeting.
This week, no one has gone out except occasionally to take out the garbage. Firstly, when the weather gets cold, everyone wants to stay at home. Secondly, they still avoid trouble at home. I still don’t know the news about the recipe. Where is it? What happened at the exchange meeting?
"dinner time."
I looked up and shouted, already accustomed to my role as a househusband.
Ma Dan!
Why don’t you have a girlfriend yet?
I sighed inwardly and looked around, especially the two Hanhans who were whirring and running towards me excitedly. I felt even more melancholy.
How come this day has ended like this?
"Brother, I saw on the Internet that news about this northern region exchange conference has been blocked, and the forum is about to explode. What's going on over there?"
Lu Bu swallowed a mouthful of noodles and scrolled through the interface of his phone with a confused look on his face.
"How would I know."
I replied casually, lowered my head and took a bite of noodles.
good!
My craftsmanship is getting better and better!
"Didn't I say that a fight was about to break out over there? Large-scale conflicts almost broke out in several aristocratic families."
Xiang Yu looked curious and looked at his mobile phone, mainly trying to make a living.
"I don't even believe anything on the forum. It's just a bunch of people who haven't been there yet. They just don't know anything about hammers. It's been a week since I've been here and I haven't seen any movement."
I said angrily, and at the same time I opened my phone skillfully and took a look, then threw it down, too lazy to look at it again.
There is really no shortage of sand sculptures in this world, even in the spiritual world.
The small forum is full of crouching tigers, hidden dragons, and there is no shortage of commentaries and funny posts.
"No, Lao Chuan. Anyway, Lu Yuan seems to have passed by the company. It is estimated that it will be over soon."
Lao Sun took a tissue and wiped his mouth, and said calmly.
Today's foodie Monkey Hair cooks rice at a steady pace.
"Lu Yuan? Where did the news come from? That damn fat guy Lao Wang said it. Why didn't you tell me?"
With a confused look on my face, I clicked on Fetion and confirmed that a certain fat man had not sent me a message.
"no."
Lao Sun curled his lips, his eyes were a little disdainful, and continued, "Lu Yuan is such a high-profile guy. He does something as if he is afraid that others will not know about it. I saw the WeChat post he posted yesterday."
What?
"You are so old, but you still show off all day long. Can you, Lao Chuan, feel the sword light in the sky yesterday? It's just that thing."
"Did you take a nap yesterday?"
"I thought I was dreaming wrong."
Xiang Yu and Lu Bu suddenly understood after hearing this, then nodded and said something each.
Me, confused.
What? I took a nap yesterday, but I didn’t sleep soundly. I didn’t feel anything.
Also, if there is a sword light, shouldn’t it be seen by many people?
No one posted it on the forum!
"You can only feel it when you go up to the level of divine movement. Although Xiang Yu, Lu Bu and the others are similar to half-step of divine movement now, after all, they were at the level of divine movement and above in their prime, so they can almost feel it."
Lao Sun added calmly.
My face darkened, and I said angrily, "Then you, old grandson, want to ask me something?"
"Bu Laochuan, you have also practiced Sword Thirteen, just in case there are any exceptions."
Damn!
Not a damn!
I had a great nap!
Wait, let's put it this way, Lao Sun's strength is above the level of fugue, well...
"Lao Chuan, what are you doing? Is there something wrong?"
Old Sun looked confused.
"It's okay, it's okay, you eat what you have."
I said with a smile, and then looked away, lowering my head and continuing to eat the few noodles in the bowl.
Tsk tsk, it seems that I still underestimated the possibility of Lao Sun as a human shield. I can prepare more in the future to be prepared.
Lao Sun looked down at his already clean bowl and became even more confused.
"Brother, I've finished eating."
"Brother, I've finished eating too."
"..., you're done after you've finished eating. Go ahead and do whatever you need to do. Wash the dishes and sweep the floor. Do you want me to teach you?"
I said angrily and finished all the bites of noodles in the bowl.
For these two idiots, their appetites only increase rather than decrease, and their brains only decrease but not increase.
Xiang Yu put away the dishes skillfully, while Lu Bu smiled and picked up the broom.
Lao Sun looked around, confused, and then stood up carefully.
"What are you doing, Lao Sun?"
"Um, watering the flowers?"
I was speechless. I originally wanted to talk to Lao Sun about Lu Yuan again, but forget it, let’s talk about it later. It’s not in a hurry anyway.
"Xiaochuan Xiaochuan! Let's play together..."
"Dah!"
With a calm look on my face, I raised my arms to block the little hand stretched out by Enoch.
"I'm going to practice my martial arts. Enoch, you can play by yourself. Also, Enoch, don't you want to work?"
Little Loli Enoch puffed up her cheeks and said angrily, "No need!"
ah?
I looked confused, why did I get angry again? Why do I feel like little Loli Enoch has become angry more frequently recently? !
Lao Sun glanced at me sympathetically, then got up and walked to the backyard knowingly.
It’s time to mow the lawn, water the green plants, and, ah, it’s time to eat snacks after breakfast!
I looked at the back of a certain Monkey Hair holding a large pile of potato chips, waiting for dinner, and then walking to the backyard. I was speechless in my heart, but now I'm used to it, and I can't change it after talking about it.
well!
"Yinuo, you go ahead and play. I'll practice with you for a while."
I rubbed the top of Yi Nuo's head and said with a smile, even if Yi Nuo got up to eat and her hair probably hadn't been combed yet, it still felt so good.
"snort!"
Little Loli Enoch snorted coldly, swatted my hand away, and turned around to go upstairs.
"Sister, she's gone to work on a script, don't bother me!"
I don’t understand, it’s so difficult to understand!
I was full of helplessness, and immediately planned to go back to the room, practice Sword Thirteen for a while, and earned some spiritual stones from the exchange meeting. Recently, I feel much more comfortable practicing.
It is worth mentioning that, thanks to that bowl of spring noodles, I have now succeeded in reborn on the third level!
Another breakthrough in a small lecture is to clarify the state of mind! !
Well, being able to digest the effects of spring noodles so quickly is also thanks to the spirit stone. The spirit stone is really a good thing.
Um?
I took out my cell phone from my pocket, and the note on it was "die fat man".
"Hello?"
I asked casually.
"Brother Tianchuan, where are you?"
Wang Xiaohai's urgent voice came, and it sounded like there were some noises, as well as the sounds of cursing and fighting.
"At home, Lao Wang, where are you? Are you on a mission?"
"at home?"
The person on the phone was obviously relieved, and then a somewhat anxious voice came,
"Brother Chuan, stay at home that day. Don't leave the house, boom!"
"Hey, hey, Lao Wang, what's going on? Why are you still making explosions? Where are you?"
I hurriedly shouted into my phone.
"Boom! Boom! Oh my God! I'm so sorry for fucking your uncle! Get out of here!"
There was an obvious scream, and the voice seemed to be that of a man.
"It's okay, brother Tianchuan. Damn, I was at the previous exchange meeting. I was brought over by senior Lu Yuan yesterday. Now I am fighting with a group of sticks. This group of rubbish can't get anything together. The recipes are only what these rubbish can think of. !”
What?
War? !
I was confused, listening to the almost constant explosions coming from the phone, and some words that I couldn't understand from time to time. The tone should be cursing.
ah? Is it so lively over there? !
I feel a little itchy for no reason, but it has nothing to do with me not being able to go out.
"Mad! These losers are still firing rocket launchers randomly. Bah, they really suffered a big loss this time. These sticks found an invisible immortal from nowhere and brought a bunch of weapons. Fortunately, this time We have a lot of people here, just from the aristocratic families, including Senior Lu Yuan Niu Bi!!"
I almost became deafened by Wang Xiaohai's sudden excitement and howling.
"Hahaha, Brother Tianchuan, you didn't see it. Just after Senior Lu Yuan struck with a sword, I went and just struck with the sword. Those things fell down like wheat, and the grenades exploded on the spot! Hahahahaha ,Cool!"
Wang Xiaohai's excited voice kept coming from the phone.
"Okay, Lao Wang, don't get excited yet. Are you safe there now?"
"Don't worry, we have a bunch of masters here, and so far, a few juniors have been injured. The sticks are almost gone, and there are still a few garbage from the island countries. Taking advantage of the chaos... What are you, Wang Xiaohai, bragging about? , as if you are not a junior!"
This business sounds familiar, right?
I tentatively shouted into the phone,
"Lao Yun?"
"What the hell, Lao Yun, I'm only twenty years old!"
Another familiar voice came, it was definitely Mr. Yun, but it sounded a little angry.
"Hey, young master, you are here too. What's wrong? Could it be that you are injured?"
"Hahaha, brother Tianchuan, you are worthy of it. This guy has no experience at all and you are still showing off. Just... farted. I was taking the lead and boosting morale!"
Wang Xiaohai's gloating voice and Mr. Yun's depressed voice sounded at the same time.
I chuckled when I heard this, and continued to smile at the phone and said, "It sounds like it's very lively over there. Lao Wang, why don't you start a video."
"No, Brother Tianchuan, this won't work. Just now, there was a young man from the Qian family who wanted to start a live broadcast. He was slapped unconscious by Senior Lu Yuan and he is still awake."
Um, isn't this Qian Shao Shao's guy?
"By the way, Brother Tianchuan, remember not to go out. There's no reason. It's just that Senior Lu Yuan seems to be very interested in you. Let me tell you, although Senior Lu Yuan is very powerful, his character... ah !”
Just as he was talking, a certain fat man's scream suddenly sounded on the phone, and then there seemed to be some voices fighting for the phone, and then an old voice came,
"Hey, Sun Tianchuan, right? I'm Lu..."
I looked calm and hung up the phone in time.
Really, why did this signal suddenly become bad?
I looked calm, then clicked on Fetion, found the avatar with the note "Yun Fool has a lot of money", then edited a message and sent it.
"What's that, Master? The signal is not good. You and Lao Wang should be careful and stay safe."
"Ding~ ring ring ring!"
Almost the next second after I sent the message, there was a voice call from "Yun Zha Qian Duo".
I hesitated for a few seconds and pressed the answer button.
"Hello?"
"Good boy, dare to hang up..."
"Hey, why is the network so bad!"
With a calm look on my face, I continued to hang up, and then quickly turned off my phone.
Why is this signal and traffic suddenly so bad?
