"This is a high-level point. You will get points for jumping. You can decide your weight and other things. Don't show off, and don't show off. It's up to you whether you'll get a prize or not. First, weigh how many bones you have!"
As soon as I walked through the door and got on the elevator, I saw a young man in uniform spitting like stars.
"If you want to experience it, if you want to try free fall, go over there. There is an experience hall over there. The height is lowered three levels for you, and there is an air mattress underneath. It is not easy to practice. If you want to experience it, go there.
If you participate in a project to win prizes, you should weigh it yourself. Don't aim too high and insist on pretending. Did you see that brother just now? He is more understanding and focuses on nourishing Qi. Don't you know what your body is like? It’s almost gone, everyone, pay attention! "
The young man in uniform said with a serious face, pointed downwards and shouted loudly.
"You have signed the serious injury clause of the life and death treaty yourself. We are not responsible for your death. I know that the prize this time is very tempting, but don't get confused, understand?"
"Brother, it feels very interesting!"
Lu Bu's face was full of excitement, and he signed his name on several pieces of paper on the table nearby.
"Hey? Who are you? Don't write nonsense, that's a registration form!"
"I'll sign up."
"Report me with a hammer. The person just now didn't even see you. You can still use your face as food, but you still lack the prize. Don't mess up!"
The young man in uniform looked at Lu Bu and said angrily.
"Prize? Who cares about that? I'm just being naive..."
I quickly covered Lu Bu's mouth, pulled him behind him, and said with a smile on my face,
"I'm sorry, his brain has been a little spinning lately and he can't turn a corner, but it's true that he wants to sign up."
"Sign up? Bungy jumping?"
The man in uniform was confused, and subconsciously said what he had already said,
"Then you didn't see the person being carried away on a stretcher just now?"
"See you."
I looked calm.
"What?"
"Brother, this prize is roughly a 10% discount card for this exchange meeting. It can be eaten for food and accommodation in all major restaurants of the exchange meeting. The reward is quite generous.
10% off?
I feel like the discount is pretty good!
I was a little surprised, so I kicked him forward and said, "Hurry up and get the discount card."
"No problem, it's just bungee jumping. Don't worry, brother, take it easy. I promise you'll get it in a moment!"
Lu Bu smiled, pushed open the door and walked to the edge of the outer tower, with a happy face.
The young uniformed man was speechless in his heart. He looked around and saw that there was not even a blade of grass at all. This was like trying to stop him! "
Forget it, it’s hard to persuade the damn ghost, this person just doesn’t want his life, so what can I do!
The young man in uniform looked serious, tapped the table a few times, and continued,
"Those who have signed, you can do whatever you want. Anyway, if you want to be paralyzed and barely survive, it has nothing to do with me."
"Hahahahaha, here I come!"
Lu Bu closed his eyes, feeling the sunshine and enjoying the fresh air, and then jumped.
"Hahaha——Boom!"
An extremely heavy muffled sound came suddenly.
The young man in uniform looked confused and looked down dullly. Below was a small deep pit visible to the naked eye. This...is it jumping? !
"Hahahahaha, brother, it's so fun. Do you want to play?"
Another muddy, slightly embarrassed figure appeared from the elevator, shouting excitedly.
ah?
The young man in uniform still had a dull look on his face, but after looking at Lu Bu, he struggled to regain his senses and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva.
grass!
This is real? I'm so embarrassed, what kind of cultivation level does this person have? He's so powerful! !
"Quick, quick, hurry up and hand over that one-fold card. We have something else to do."
Lu Bu said impatiently, "Youdao can come and go quickly. A second ago, Lu Bu was looking forward to doing it again, but now he felt that it was no longer interesting at all."
"Ah? We still have to see this..."
"Please look at the pictures to speak."
Lu Bu pointed to the deep pit below, looked around at the crowd, and said calmly.
"..."
The young man in uniform silently took out a card from his pocket and silently handed it to Lu Bu.
The sorrows and joys of this world are always like this, they come without any warning.
Just now I was reminding and worrying, but now I have nothing to do and my heart feels cold.
It's great, I'm off work again.
"Is this the end?"
Xiang Yu asked with a puzzled look on his face, flanked by Lao Sun and Wang Xiaohai who also looked confused.
What is this bungee jumping? Is this gone? !
"Originally, Lu Bu wanted to play. If he wants to play, he can go down and jump twice by himself, and then leave quickly. The next destination is Xiang Yu's rock climbing. Time waits for no one."
I was very satisfied. I looked over and over at the 10% off card in my hand. It was pretty good. It was 10% off when I said it was 10% off. The company's honest business is still very good.
"Brother, if you don't want to play, let's go."
"I kind of want to play the merry-go-round!"
I curled my lips and was too lazy to talk to these two fools. I looked down and saw that little Loli Enoch was still trying to taste the ice cream. Well, there was really no need to worry.
Children are relatively easy to coax.
The young uniformed man stood in a messy position in the wind, surrounded by people who were just as messy as him.
What kind of people are these? !
——————
I kept a calm face and continued to do my job as a tour guide. In just a few dozen minutes, I led Xiang Yu, Lao Sun, and Wang Xiaohai in turn to win the championship in the project I wanted to participate in.
Rock climbing competition, win!
Ring, take it!
Ball fight, win!
"But the company is a bit stale. Why are all these prizes 10% discount cards for exchange meetings? What about those spiritual stones, weapons, or books you mentioned before, Lao Wang?"
I complained half satisfied and half disappointed.
Speaking of rewards, these are indeed good. With these, you don’t have to worry about going to those restaurants. The saved practice resources may be more than those serious rewards in the past.
Wang Xiaohai smiled awkwardly, not knowing what to say at all. Recently, when he was having bad luck and his teeth were clogged with cold water, it was better to talk less and watch more.
Moreover, Wang Xiaohai really didn't know what was going on this time.
However, thanks to his victory, he also has a 10% discount card.
It’s not easy!
Wang Xiaohu burst into tears. He was kicked as a ball for ten minutes! ! !
"arrive."
Little Loli Enoch stopped and wiped out the little ice cream left in her hand.
“Bulling Bulling Double Handicap Unlimited Triathlon!”
Red banner, big white letters.
In this large area of empty land, it is particularly conspicuous.
What?
I looked confused and walked around eight hundred times, but I didn't see anyone or anything besides the banners. Of course, Lao Sun and the others were not counted.
What about triathlon?
Not in the hurdles, not in the track, not in the shot put!
"Ahem, Xiaochuan, this is the Bulling Bulling Double Obstacle Unlimited Triathlon!"
Little Loli Enoch's pretty face flushed slightly, and then she whispered.
So?
It's a competition, it's a project, there's nothing here!
I was confused.
Half an hour later, as night gradually fell, a large machine arrived here like a "long leg", accompanied by conductors and security guards.
"Wow! These tracks are awesome!"
Lao Sun was filled with admiration, his eyes sparkling.
Well, there were more people around soon, and most of them were pairs of young men and women.
Yes, that’s it, the Bulling Bulling Double Accessible Triathlon.
It’s so fucking cool! sky! wheel!
Damn it!
It's still the kind that wears tracks and can be combined into a tank. Haha, I guess I won't be excited if a Transformer comes out in this world someday.
But it’s okay to take a ride on the Ferris wheel. This is also a consumption activity, and the 10% discount card can be used directly.
In the end, I was in a group with Yi Nuo, Lao Sun was in a group with Wang Xiaohai, Lu Bu was in a group with Xiang Yu, and they sat on the Ferris wheel one by one.
"Ino."
"Um... Na, huh?"
A blush appeared on the pretty face of the little Loli Enoch, and she made a cute nasal sound.
"Huh? Enoch, you don't have a cold, right? Why are you so red?"
I frowned, pulled Yinuo Loli over, and put my hand on her smooth forehead.
"It's not hot."
What is going on here, I am completely puzzled.
It even feels like the total number of times I’ve been confused today has almost caught up with the amount I’ve had in the past year.
"Don't... don't move around, sit still!"
The little Loli Enoch slapped my hand away, showing her two little tiger teeth in a feigned manner, and sat next to me. I lowered my head slightly and could smell the fragrance of milk.
Is it because I ate too much ice cream that it tasted creamy? !
I touched my chin, and subconsciously stretched out my other hand to rub the little head of Inuo Loli. It felt very good, and in addition to turning around and giving me a feigned look, little Inuo also Didn't slap my hand away.
There is no such thing as "grow taller or not" as in the past.
"You...you Xiaochuan, what...what did you want to say just now?"
Little Loli Yinuo tried her best to keep her face straight, and shrank back, with her head on my chest, and she sat in my arms and swung her fair and tender legs, her pretty face getting redder and redder.
"Nothing?"
I said casually, looking at the scenery outside the window in a daze, and then asked with a smile,
"I just want to ask, isn't this the Bulling Bulling Double Accessible Triathlon? Which three is it?"
"Fool!"
Little Loli Enoch said angrily in a soft voice.
"What?"
"Nothing, it just means lifting, fireworks, and... that... that, making a wish!"
Little Loli Ino subconsciously stretched out her little hand and touched her lips, her pretty face turned red, then she turned back and glared at me fiercely, pointed out the window angrily and said.
And as if reflecting the words of little Loli Inno, the moment she pointed out the window, gorgeous fireworks suddenly lit up in the hazy night, colorful!
The fireworks rise into the sky and bloom dazzlingly at the highest point. They are so gorgeous that people are addicted to the beauty of this moment and cannot extricate themselves.
I stared at the fireworks outside the window, carefully appreciating the beauty of this moment. Suddenly I felt someone tugging at the corner of my clothes. When I lowered my head, I saw little Loli Enoch with her eyes closed and her pretty face flushed.
The long eyelashes fall on the delicate white face, and the slightly raised head is facing the fireworks, which is extremely beautiful.
I smiled, stretched out my hand and rubbed the top of the head of little Loli Enoch.
"I really want to make a wish!"
Ha, little Loli Yinuo is indeed still a child!
