If there's something that a brick can't solve, try it again.
As long as you have enough strength, you can steal... No, it's all about good timing. Blunt weapons like bricks are the most powerful weapons.
Well, although Wang Xiaohai is holding a stone in his hand at this time, it is not a brick, but it is not a brick, but it is better than a brick.
It is also very powerful to hit people with stones, and look at this elegant curve, you can see that Wang Xiaohai hits people all the time. He is the Brick Master who has been trained for thousands of times!
However, it was such a perfect sneak attack...
"who?"
As if there were eyes on the back of his head, Lao Sun tilted his head and easily dodged the powerful and heavy blow, and firmly grabbed a certain fat man's wrist.
"Old Wang? Why are you throwing rocks at me?"
The frog doll held a skewer in one hand, stared at Wang Xiaohai with unkind eyes, and said angrily.
"What? You want to grab my skewers. Let me tell you, there is no way to understand. If you want to eat, you can queue up yourself. This belongs to me, grandson!"
The frog doll snorted coldly, pinched a certain fat man's wrist hard, and the stone fell to the ground with a clang.
"It's okay, boss. You can continue to bake your food. This fat man is going crazy with hunger. Don't worry about him."
The frog doll smiled and said something to the middle-aged man in front of him, then pushed a certain fat man angrily and spread his hands to protect the stall.
"I've taken care of this stall, Old Wang, get as far away as you can!"
Wang Xiaohai had a sneer on his face and glanced at his red and sore wrist. It was so painful that he couldn't even speak a clear sentence. He still had to force out a smile on his fat face.
It’s so hard for me!
Wang Xiaohai was about to cry, so he quickly stretched out his other fat hand and rubbed his painful wrist.
Isn’t this a missed shot? Do you need such strong hands? I didn’t want to steal your grandson’s skewers either! !
"No, Brother Walker, you misunderstood me, I'm just going to start a fight with you..."
"Go on, don't stop me from eating skewers. I'm busy, so hurry up!"
The frog doll looked wary and interrupted unceremoniously.
Wang Xiaohai's smile froze, but he still didn't leave. He continued to smile and tried hard to explain.
"Leave or not, if you don't leave I'll beat you, old Wang!"
The frog doll became more vigilant and threw the empty stick in his hand at a fat man.
"Hey, big brother, I'll pay the bill later and I'll need more..."
"Alipay received a thousand yuan."
The frog doll skillfully took out his mobile phone and checked the code. Even though he was wearing a doll costume, it did not restrict the flexible operation of his fingers to pay.
"Let's round up this amount first. If it's not enough, I'll pay. Boss, I'll take care of your share."
"okay!"
The middle-aged man at the stall smiled broadly, and with quick hands, he skillfully flipped the grilled chicken wings in his hand on the charcoal stove.
A drop of cold sweat slowly flowed down Wang Xiaohai's forehead. He looked at the iron sign that just passed his fat face and swallowed unconsciously.
This is so scary!
Can't see clearly! If this flies toward his eyes, Wang Xiaohai will be blind!
You can't be so cruel, I really don't want to steal your string...
Wang Xiaohai burst into tears in his heart.
"Still not leaving?"
"No, Brother Walker, listen to me..."
Whoosh!
Wang Xiaohai silently stepped back a few meters, continued to smile, and looked at the frog doll with a sneer.
"No, brother, please listen to my explanation..."
Whoosh!
Got it!
How could he turn this iron stick into a dart while wearing such a large doll costume? !
"Brother, I'm really hungry."
The panda doll looked at the scene in front of him, lowered his head and picked up an iron sign from his feet, turned around and said pitifully.
My face was expressionless, my hands in my sleeves clenched into fists involuntarily, and I had no time to pay attention to Xiang Yu.
Ma Dan!
What a waste!
You say you can't beat a fat person when you beat him up, but you still say he's a walker. Are you afraid that others won't know your identity?
And you are such a monkey, you will die if you don’t eat for one second, right? You even set up a stall and can spend a thousand yuan on a skewer as you please, and the card tied to it is a labor and management card!
What else can I expect from you? !
I bent over and lowered my head, picked up a medium-sized stone, and then retracted a piece into the sleeve of my windbreaker.
"You two, don't run around, Enoch. Just watch them and stay here. I'll buy you ice cream later."
I said something casually to the side, pushed up my sunglasses, pushed down the brim of my hat, covered my side face, and walked towards the two fools in front of me.
"Hurry up and get out of my stall. If you stay here for just one more second, I will really kill you, fat guy..."
"Sorry to excuse you, is this the sizzling squid you ordered?"
The frog doll was cursing at the fat man in front of him angrily, when suddenly a familiar voice came to his ears.
"Squid is not mine..."
As soon as the frog doll turned his head, he saw a few skewers of squid glowing with golden butter and a tangy aroma that stimulated his taste buds. Who knows, the roasted fish was so fragrant. Didn't this seduce his greedy grandson?
"Yes, this is me..."
The only thing left in Lao Sun's eyes was the squid, and he didn't think much about the familiar voice in his ears. A smile immediately appeared on his face, and he raised his head and planned to ignore it and recognize it shamelessly.
However, what was waiting for him was a sound breaking through the air.
"boom!"
The hard stone hit his face accurately, causing a dent in the frog's hood.
"Sorry, I'm kidding, this guy is allergic to seafood, I just remembered."
I made a random excuse and said to the middle-aged uncle who looked at me dumbfounded.
Obviously, the vendor did not realize what was happening in front of him.
"Fuck! Old..."
"boom!"
I hit Monkey Feather on the head with another stone and said calmly,
"Who are you with? No matter how big or small you are, you don't recognize me as your big brother when you go out, right? You have to call me boss when you should call me boss. Look at me. Even if you are allergic to seafood, I want to give you squid. You are here. Eat skewers alone."
Ah!
Really thick-skinned!
A normal person would have fainted after being hit like this, not to mention that I didn't hold back my hands at all this time, and just rounded my arms, using all the strength that I can use in my current state of reincarnation.
As a result, the monkey hair shook the frog hood and stood firm as if nothing happened.
This is because his old grandson adjusted his body to the level of a normal person in order to experience all kinds of delicious food.
I bother! I think the taste has been adjusted to normal, like steel and iron bones, right? Okay, Zhengchou doesn’t have a human shield yet!
"Boss?"
The frog doll looked confused.
"What, is there a problem?"
I grabbed the remaining skewers from this guy's hand and looked at them calmly.
"Oh, yes, yes, boss, boss, why are you here? I've been roasting these skewers for a long time."
Although the frog doll couldn't see the eyes behind his sunglasses, he still looked at Wang Xiaohai who was walking cautiously and said with a smile.
"You all know that?"
The middle-aged uncle looked suspicious and asked cautiously, not even daring to look me in the eye.
Hey, what are you afraid of? Although I am wearing sunglasses, I am not a gangster!
I couldn't help but complain, but I didn't bother to correct the middle-aged man who was obviously thinking.
It's business to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible. Wherever you go, there will be no shortage of people watching the excitement.
I looked around calmly, and clearly felt that there were more and more curious eyes on me. I lowered the brim of my hat again, cleared my throat and said,
"Boss, there's no need to bake. Just keep these on hand. We have something else to do, so we'll leave first."
After saying that, I grabbed a bag and skillfully took the nearly roasted chicken wings from the middle-aged uncle's hand, as well as other gluten and meat skewers that seemed to be almost cooked, and put them all into the bag.
Then he picked up the neck of a certain frog doll, stood up and walked away. He came not far away, greeted the tiger and panda doll and a certain little lolita who were waiting for me, and quickly left these stalls.
"Is there going to be a performance later?"
"What a wild guess, maybe it's a promotion for a new store opening."
"The man in the trench coat and sunglasses asked the frog to call him boss. Doesn't it look like propaganda?"
"Shhh! Keep your voice down, why do you care so much? Do you understand if you care too much?"
"Could it be a gangster?"
"Don't be ridiculous. This is an exchange meeting. Where do the gangs come from here? But maybe they have some less than legitimate identities."
"That young lady looks like a beauty at first glance. She didn't even ask for Fetion. It's too late!"
"... Where are the police? Where are the police? I'm reporting that there are perverts here who want to abduct children!"
In a remote alley.
I looked around, then stopped, took off my sunglasses, turned back angrily and said,
"That's it, let's take a rest first."
"No, Brother Tianchuan, we..."
"Call me Lao Chuan. I am the captain of your third team, Minister Wang."
"Oh, Lao Chuan, why are we running?"
I glanced at Wang Xiaohai, who had a puzzled look on his face. His face was not red and he was not out of breath. This fat man had quite good physical strength.
But in fact, it should be that the third level of Mingxin is not practiced in vain.
"Do I need to ask this question?"
I kicked the frog doll next to me angrily, then took out the chicken wing gluten from the bag and handed it to two Tie Hanhan who were swallowing their saliva and had already taken off their hoods.
"No, Lao Chuan, this..."
"Um?"
"team leader!"
Lao Sun looked embarrassed, then pointed at the bag in my hand and smiled apologetically.
"Captain, I ordered a few of these, so I should have a few, right?"
"Didn't you eat everything?"
"I just ate two skewers!"
Lao Sun pretended to look pitiful and said.
"Besides, this is all my fault..."
"What you're spending is my money."
With a calm look on my face, I handed the bag in my hand to Xiang Yu and sneered at Lao Sun and said,
"Furthermore, in view of a certain deputy captain's disregard for discipline, failure to report, and disobedience to rules, your mobile phone has been confiscated, and you have to apply to Lao Xiang for spending money and so on. Lao Xiang reports to me, do you understand?"
Lao Sun's face suddenly turned the color of bitter gourd, and he looked at the mobile phone in my hand with a look of helplessness.
When did you take it away? !
What a thief!
"I'm calling you!"
I kicked Xiang Yu, who had a greasy mouth, and said angrily.
"Who is it? Oh, yes, I am Lao Xiang, don't worry, boss...boss! I promise that the vice-captain will not spend a penny, just watching us eat, drink and have fun!"
Lao Sun silently put on the frog hood to hide his gnashing of teeth.
Mudd!
Why did labor and management deceive you in the first place?
