"Actually, it's not what you think, Brother Tianchuan. Competitions, treasure hunts, espionage, military affairs, national wars, seclusion, almost all the plots in some vulgar novels exist in reality. Not all practitioners, The Immortal Seeds are all fighting for the kitchen."
Wang Xiaohai said cheerfully with a smile on his face, apparently forgetting the sadness and anger just now.
As a senior practitioner of Brother Tianchuan, of course it is necessary to popularize science in a timely manner at times like this!
Um?
I raised my head and glanced at Wang Xiaohai, feeling a little comforted.
"It's just that the influence of Chef Zhao is too great, so the chef world is still relatively lively now."
Wang Xiaohai said with a sincere smile on his fat face, as if he was missing something.
"Now that Chef God Zhao has just left, there is no one in the chef world, so there is naturally a commotion. This is the case in every country, so what Brother Xingzhe analyzed just now is still quite right.
However, if Brother Tianchuan you become the strongest in the world one day, then the world will definitely depend on your direction. For example, if you like fishing, then a fishing world will emerge! "
Wang Xiaohai was joking, but I regained my composure and thought secretly in my heart.
Paper cannot contain fire.
It is unreliable to always expect Lao Sun to take the blame, and it is not possible to live a life of hiding in Tibet.
Well, I was actually worried that if that foodie Hou Mao encountered something delicious that he couldn't resist, he would definitely sell it to me. That guy Mo Guan could serve as a witness and could be used once or twice.
But if I use it too much, I will inevitably get a lot of looks on me, and it will be difficult to deal with it then!
I am just a little scumbag who has just stepped into spiritual practice.
I subconsciously tapped my fingers on the table, trying to think of countermeasures in my mind.
As for what Wang Xiaohai said about the fishing world?
While I'm playing, I'm not sure whether I can live long enough to see the strongest player in the new world appear.
Respect the strong and worship the strong.
Speaking of which, the world of spiritual practice really demonstrates its admiration for the strongest. Well, maybe it has something to do with Mr. Zhao’s personality charm? !
well!
It’s so annoying! !
"Is the exchange meeting going on?"
I knocked on the table and asked Lao Sun casually.
"It opened a long time ago. It opened yesterday. Lao Chuan, you forgot that we made a mistake..."
"I'm asking about the activities of the exchange meeting. Aren't there some official discussions held jointly? Is this going to start?"
I interrupted Lao Sun angrily and said.
Be smart!
"It should be open. It's already afternoon at this point. It stands to reason that no matter whether you're a long way or a short distance away, whether you're running a shop or making money, whether you're just joining in the fun or just looking to pick up the missing items, everyone should be here."
"There is so much nonsense, just one sentence is enough. Whatever you say, just go out for a walk."
I shouted angrily to Wang Xiaohai, "What the hell are they all doing? Why is this damn fat guy so talkative?"
"Sister, I want ice cream!"
"Brother, I want to drink milk tea!"
“Brother, I don’t have a choice, just give me a cup of taro mud pops, as delicious as Maipu tea!”
I had just put on my coat and opened the door. When I heard this, I turned around expressionlessly.
"Uh, brother, actually, I don't even have Liang Baikai..."
Lu Bu seemed to realize something and shrank his head with a sneer on his face.
boom! Click!
I slammed the tiger hood onto a certain fool's head, then turned around and said calmly,
"In extraordinary times, we all put on good disguises. We go out to get information and see the situation, not to eat, drink, have fun and know how to fight?"
I stared at Lao Sun expressionlessly and continued speaking word by word,
"If you don't want to lose a bite of food in the future, just listen to me. Understand? Let's solve this trouble first. Do you need me to repeat it?"
Old Sun curled his lips, took out a frog costume from nowhere, and whispered a few words quietly.
"Just tell me that every time I eat something delicious, I am not the only one who eats it!"
"have opinions?"
I glanced over.
The frog doll remained silent. After bowing seriously to me, he stood up straight.
"Ah? Well, do you have any extra large sizes? I have a big belly..."
"No, Lao Wang, just dress as a woman and hurry up. When will the person you want to shake come over?"
Wang Xiaohu smiled stiffly, took a deep breath, and tried hard to find a black scarf to cover himself tightly, leaving only a pair of eyes exposed. He could only use the word ugly to describe it.
"We'll be there in five minutes at most!"
Mummy Wang Xiaohai answered cautiously.
"Okay, let's go."
I casually put the hat on the little Lolita's head. Well, it's easy for Yinuo to disguise herself. She just wore a wide hat and pulled it down, covering almost half of her face. She didn't even need a mask.
"Old Wang."
"Why!"
"lead the way!"
I was dressed neatly, wrapped tightly in a black windbreaker, sunglasses, and a turtleneck hat. I returned to the handsome look of the 1980s to ensure that no one would recognize me.
"It's not fair! Why do you, Lao Chuan, wear a windbreaker and we have to wear dolls?"
A certain frog doll started shouting loudly before he had even taken a few steps.
"I want to wear it myself, but I haven't prepared anything. Xiang Yu prepared the doll clothes for you, my grandson. Do you still have the nerve to tell me?"
I kicked the frog doll in front of me angrily.
That’s it!
A certain panda doll nodded seriously.
Second brother, I bought your clothes. You can’t buy me a drink for a while.
"Okay, leave now and don't block the door."
Three dolls, a mummy with a scarf, a man in a trench coat, and a British-style lolita were all dressed up in an extremely weird combination.
"Old Wang."
"Ah? What's wrong?"
Wang Xiaohai trembled, came to my side, and answered carefully, his two small eyes full of nervousness.
No, what’s the matter!
Brother Tianchuan, please finish what you have to say at once!
I looked at the mummy beside me speechlessly, it was still a large one.
"Actually, Lao Wang, you don't have to pretend. No one knows that you know us before. You can treat us as your subordinates, Minister Wang."
"...Brother Tianchuan, why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"You didn't ask, so get out of here right now, you dark mummy, you're so scary."
Wang Xiaohai's mouth twitched, and then he quietly removed his disguise, tears streaming down his face.
What a sin!
If I had known earlier, I would have stayed at home during the holidays, so why not come here for a stroll?
Wang Xiaohai's heart was full of sadness.
———————
Exchange.
If the top of the mountain when we first arrived was desolate, and it felt like a gathering after having a meal, then now, with the light of night falling, we can see that from the foot of the mountain to the top of the mountain, there are people everywhere, all kinds of Various buildings rise from the ground and are brightly lit, just like celebrating the New Year.
"Wow! Brother, it smells so good. There are skewers over there!"
"Squid! Gluten! Stinky tofu! Brother, I'm hungry!!"
Ma Dan!
Why do you all have eight stomachs?
Eat snacks after the meal, and eat fruits after the snacks. How come you guys didn’t even take a break just now, are you hungry again? !
The corner of my mouth twitched, and I wanted to slap the two idiots next to me away. What I just said was like a dog, not even a word of it reached my ears.
"Don't scream!"
I shouted angrily in a low voice, "Don't yell. Remember your title first. We are all Lao Wang's subordinates now. Call me boss or captain. Do you remember?"
"Brother, you..."
"Um?"
My eyes stared at the panda doll under my sunglasses.
"Team...Captain, look, second brother...no, vice-captain, he is already eating spicy hotpot!"
The panda doll subconsciously raised his hand to wipe his mouth and pointed forward in an aggrieved tone. The tiger doll next to him stood still and twitched his nose vigorously.
Look at your potential!
I was so angry that my lungs almost exploded. I didn't pay much attention to what Xiang Yu said. I just subconsciously glanced in the direction of the finger.
Isn't it just a doll?
What's all the fuss about...a frog doll? Why does it look familiar?
"Boss! Here are ten more skewers of grilled chicken wings and ten skewers of mutton. Add more cumin and less spicy. The chicken wings will be more tender!"
"No problem, just wait."
Under the frog doll, a familiar voice came out. Three frog fingers were holding the skewers firmly, and they were putting them into their mouths rhythmically, causing the frog's head to tremble.
"It's okay! This gluten is so chewy!"
I had a black line on my face and was so angry that I almost coughed up blood.
Mudd!
If I don't look at you for one second, you're going to rebel, right?
"Old Wang, go up and beat that thing!"
Wang Xiaohai shivered all over, his eyes were full of fear, and he whispered without tears,
"No, Brother Tianchuan, I am just a junior minister, how can I have the courage to teach..."
"He is now your subordinate. If you don't go, who will?"
I shouted angrily in a low voice.
"That won't work either. Mr. Walker is a veteran of the company. I really don't dare..."
"going or not?"
I had no expression on my face, took out my phone, opened the photo album, and looked at a naked fat man in it.
"grass!"
"What?"
"No! Brother Tianchuan, Uncle Tianchuan! Didn't they all be deleted just now? Why do you still have..."
"Lao Sun took a photo of you with your mobile phone just now, and I took a photo of you with my mobile phone."
I whispered with a calm face.
"But I admit it, Brother Tianchuan, isn't this a bit too unkind? As a human being..."
"That's what Lao Sun cheated on you. Then he deleted his phone and gave it back to you. It's none of my business. These are some artistic photos I took on a whim just now. Is there anything wrong with it?"
I continued to whisper slowly.
Wang Xiaohai's eyes were full of grief and anger, and his eyes immediately turned red. It was not because he was too sad, but simply because he was angry.
Fuck you, uncle!
Labor and management are provoking whomever!
You, Sun Tianchuan, are no longer a human being. Please be reasonable! !
Isn’t this bullying an honest person? ! !
"going or not?"
With no expression on my face, I opened Fetion and clicked on the company group I had joined before. Well, in this group, Wang Xiaohai was still the group leader.
"Go! Brother, uncle, don't say it! I'm going right now. I've wanted to teach him a lesson for a long time. I haven't settled the debt with him just now."
Wang Xiaohai smiled sincerely, then whispered righteously, and picked up a stone from the ground.
"What kind of subordinates? They are unorganized and undisciplined. They don't even ask their superiors to eat. Is there any reason for this?"
