High-end ingredients often require only the simplest operations, and the most sophisticated disguises often require only the smallest changes.
For example, women's clothing...
Pooh!
It is impossible to dress up as a woman. It is impossible to dress up as a woman in this life!
A man born between heaven and earth, how can he...
"Hey, Mom! Come and see, this uncle is so strange!"
I was looking around cautiously when I heard the words and twitched the corner of my mouth. I looked down and saw a little girl with a balloon in her hand. She was looking at me curiously with her head tilted and her round eyes wide.
Stare~
Looking at each other for three seconds, I silently closed the curtain of the dressing room.
Which family's child?
Why are you running around?
"Be good! Tuantuan, don't run around, otherwise you will be captured by the perverted squid!"
A pretty young lady with light makeup hurriedly ran over on high heels and held the little girl in her arms.
Then……
"Security! Where's the security? What's going on in your store? How come you don't care if a pervert comes to the women's locker room! Don't come over here. I'm warning you not to come over. I've already videotaped and called the police!"
grass!
I cursed secretly, quickly opened the curtain and ran away, grabbing a hat casually.
The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked!
Naughty children and all that, they are the most annoying thing! !
My face was covered with black lines. Relying on my body and speed as a practitioner, I quickly passed through the crowd of buyers and rushed straight out the door.
Damn it!
I obviously saw that there were so many people in this store and it was easy to get rid of the idiots behind me, but I never thought, but I didn’t see clearly that this is a women’s store!
"Isn't it inappropriate for this gentleman to do such a gangster thing just because he has practiced cultivation?"
A calm voice sounded, and my eyes dazzled, and I was blocked by a "young lady" in front of me.
"I was quite confused when I hurriedly entered the store just now, but I never thought of it."
She has long, silky black hair, delicate facial features, a white swan neck running along her suit jacket, and a pair of sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, which not only did not weaken her feminine charm, but added a bit of heroism.
It’s hard to imagine that heroic and charming feelings can appear in the same person at the same time, but it is true.
Well, apart from being a bit flat, she is nevertheless a rare and stunning "beauty".
"Sorry, sorry, I'm in an emergency."
From the corner of my eye, I glanced at the crowd gathering behind me, among which were the few people who had just chased me into the clothing store. I quickly said something and raised my feet to avoid this person.
Even if no one is chasing me, I'm not the kind of person who strikes up a conversation casually, okay?
At most, I only need to look at this kind of beauty a few times when I meet her.
"Sir, where are you going? This is a hat from my store, and perverts are not allowed in our store."
The "young lady" was in front of me again in the blink of an eye.
Ma Dan!
You are a pervert! !
I watched the crowd behind me gradually look over. Those idiots seemed to have noticed the excitement, and I couldn't help but feel a little anxious.
What a stupid thing!
I had obviously seen that this store was big and crowded, and it was definitely a perfect place to escape tracking, but I didn't expect that something like this would happen.
It’s really not as good as God’s calculation!
"Okay, okay, I'm a pervert, okay, you're not allowed to exist, right? Get out of the way, you don't need to keep taking action, I'll just get out of here!"
I yelled angrily, turned around, and ran towards the door.
The "young lady" was stunned for a moment, then chuckled slightly, raised her steps slightly, and stood in front of me easily again.
But it was just a blur in front of my eyes, and I couldn't see clearly how it came here.
Teleport?
No, it's probably just too fast.
My mind was spinning, and I pretended to be calm on the surface.
"Ming Ming's state of mind?"
"It's just the third level of Mingxin."
A chuckle came.
grass!
The third level of Mingxin! The first person I met at this exchange meeting was such a high-level person, Madhu. His realm seemed to be higher than that damn fat guy. A practitioner who was at least a company minister, opening a clothing store here? !
Mudd!
Did I go out and step on dog poop this morning?
What the hell are all these things! !
"Friends in front of you, please listen, I feel a bit familiar!"
Impressed!
I glanced behind me out of the corner of my eye, and with my now extraordinary observational memory, I could clearly identify the person who made the noise behind me as one of the idiots following me.
"This is hat money, no need to change it!"
I quickly took out a spiritual stone from my arms and threw it over. I took the opportunity to throw away the "young lady" in front of me and rushed directly to the door.
At this time, I was not far from the store door, enough to rush out while the "young lady" was stunned for a second.
Well, by the way, I pulled a scarf from the grocery locker hanging by the door.
"it's him!"
"Call your sister, hurry up and chase her!"
"Block the door! Where is the person who arranged to block the door!"
"Brother, this is a ladies' store. If it were me, I wouldn't really guard the door. It would be very embarrassing..."
A large number of middle-aged or young men, dressed in casual clothes, all rushed out of the store like mosquitoes with anxious faces.
"Sir, these people seem to be..."
"No need, I don't know who the man was just now. His cultivation level is obviously reborn, but he still gave me a vague sense of danger. Go check it out!"
The young man had a playful look in his eyes, playing with a spiritual stone in his hand, then turned around and gave instructions to a pretty maid dressed as a maid beside him.
"Yes, sir."
The beautiful maid bowed her head and said respectfully.
"Everyone, beautiful ladies, it's okay for now. I've just got a few uninvited guests. Once I catch them, Yun will explain them to you. Please forgive me. All items in the store today are discounted at 20%. It's Yun's fault for being so negligent. apology."
"Master Yun is so handsome!"
"Stop being a nymphomaniac, it's 20% off. Thank you Mr. Yun."
"So handsome, sassy, and good-looking. I want to give Mr. Yun a monkey!"
"Young Master Yun looks like this, I'm afraid even men will be tempted!"
"Don't talk about men and women, even I am married and have children, and my heart is beating fast!"
………
Mr. Yun smiled slightly when he saw this, as if he was already used to the scene before him.
Most of the people who come to his shop are senior female family members who have good relations with the Yun family or are related to him.
He has been hearing such jokes since he was a child. Although, to some extent, it is true.
Mr. Yun looked at that beautiful face through the glass and couldn't help but laugh.
Next time you go out, tie your hair up.
After all, he is already twenty years old now, and he will gradually take over more and more family affairs in the future. It is better not to be misunderstood.
Unfortunately, even this voice is neutral, so it is a bit difficult not to be misunderstood.
A trace of helplessness flashed in Mr. Yun's eyes, and then he looked at the spirit stone in his hand and chuckled again.
interesting!
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Shangjing Hotel, fifth floor.
"Budi, what do you mean by Big Brother sending 505? There is obviously no 505 on the fifth floor. They are all four numbers. Could it be 5050? There is no 5005 here either?"
"I don't know, Brother Yu. The eldest brother shouldn't be the one who makes a simple mistake like sending the wrong message, and he's not like the second brother."
A panda doll looked up cutely and innocently, looking at the house numbers on both sides of the corridor, with some confusion in his words.
"Yes, I think so too. Sister Yinuo, didn't she arrive before us? How come there's no one here and no reply?"
The tiger doll next to him looked around, then tried hard to take out his mobile phone, looked at the chat history on it, and wanted to make a call, but it was inconvenient to operate with the doll suit on.
"I wonder, Brother Yu, are you wearing warm clothes?"
"Well, Budi, you're really a little hungry now that you've said that. How about we go down and eat something first."
The panda doll looked up in confusion, but after hearing about the food, his eyes lit up, and he quickly followed the words and said with a smile,
"Okay, okay, Brother Yu, just now I saw a restaurant and a supermarket down there. Let's buy a mask and put it on, and then go directly to a place with few people and eat something first."
"Ice cream? I want something cold too."
"I saw there was a rice dumpling seller over there, and I prefer those with sweet fillings!"
"Would you like to add some Kuoluo skewers or something to the same piece?"
I was expressionless and looked at the two dolls in front of me angrily.
"Good plan!"
"middle!"
"Bang! Bang!"
I immediately gave each of these two things a kick and yelled angrily.
"Eat your uncle, eat it!"
"Brother! You are here!"
"Hey, brother, why did you go with Sister Yinuo?"
hehe.
Why did you come together? !
With a dark face, I made a fist and hit the two silly dolls in front of me with one punch and one headshot.
"What the hell is that 505? What the hell is that SOS, what the hell is an international distress signal? You two are stupid, you can't understand it and you don't even know how to search it on Baidu!"
"Isn't it the room number?"
“Can’t the skewers be spicy?”
With an expressionless face, I casually pulled off the head of a certain tiger toy and stared at it.
"Well, well, brother, I'm just joking and rhyming. You know, I'm more interested in music recently."
Lu Bu had a sneer on his face, waving his hands hurriedly and shaking his head like a rattle.
“I definitely don’t want to eat skewers!”
I:"……"
Destroy it!
Mad, these two idiots are of no use except for eating, and they can’t understand the signals to ask for help!
"roll!"
I was so angry that my lungs almost exploded, so I kicked the tiger doll with my foot.
"What can you do! Can you stop imitating Lao Sun and just think about eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, eating, etc., I almost fell into trouble this time. If Enoch hadn't rushed over in time to save me, I would have died No more. What’s the point of raising you?”
Lu Bu was wearing a doll suit, squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, feeling no pain at all.
Alas, I have made my elder brother angry again, so I'd better not say anything. My elder brother should hurry up and practice hard. Otherwise, I'm blaming myself now and want you to teach me a lesson, but I don't even feel it.
Lu Bu looked at the footprints in his doll suit and felt a little melancholy.
Not even an itch.
"At least, brother, I can still be a cute mascot!"
Lu Bu's eyes lit up as he looked down at his doll suit, his face full of excitement, thinking that he had discovered a great role for himself.
"roll!!!"
