I watched the scene in front of me silently, speechless for a moment, and couldn't help but stretched out my finger to poke someone in front of me.
"Who is it? Didn't you see me calling? Yes, yes, I sent you the location. Come as soon as possible. Okay, no matter what, come together!"
Qian Shaoshao leaned aside impatiently and continued to talk on the phone with a smile on his face.
I was speechless and continued to poke the guy with my hand.
If it weren't for the fact that you, the old master, are not easy to mess with, I would have slapped you in the face.
"Who is it? What are you doing? You can't see anyone... Oh, it's you, what's wrong?"
Qian Shaoshao turned around impatiently, and then when he saw me and little Yinuo Loli, his face was startled, and he glanced at little Yinuo Loli as if nothing had happened, and then his face became calm.
"Well, hang up now and talk later."
Qian Shaoshao put down his cell phone and secretly glanced at the hand held by little Loli Enoch, pretending to be casual, and looked me up and down as if nothing had happened, with a calm look on his face.
"What's wrong? Xiaobai...ah, no, uh..."
"Sun Tianchuan."
I said my name speechlessly.
"Oh, well, judging from your appearance, you must be about the same age..."
"Twenty-nine."
The corner of my mouth twitched slightly, but I still said calmly.
Pooh!
What does this look like?
Where did this thing come from? You never went to school?
If you want to look old, just say so. You bitch bitten your sister's writing and chewed your uncle's writing!
"Twenty-nine?!"
Qian Shaoshao exclaimed with a shocked look on his face.
"Be quiet."
Qian Du looked calm, glanced over to himself, and then focused all his eyes on Lao Sun.
Lao Sun: "..."
"Yes, master."
Mr. Qian quickly replied respectfully, then with a serious look on his face, he pulled me towards the corner.
"Too! You kid, pull my big brother..."
"Follow up."
I slapped Xiang Yu on the back of the big man's head angrily, and at the same time glanced at Lu Bu next to me.
What's wrong with these two idiots who can't tell the difference?
Come out and keep a low profile. Everything I told you before was in vain? !
"snort!"
Qian Shaoshao snorted coldly, a trace of disdain flashed across his face, and he whispered,
"Don't think that because I am tall, I am afraid of you. This is a legal society. If you dare to beat me, I will call the police!"
Haha, retreating so far, I thought it was some harsh words.
I stared speechlessly at the young man in front of me who was three meters away from Xiang Yu and Lu Bu, with a look of arrogance and disdain, and complained in my heart.
"Stop talking nonsense! Tell us about that side..."
"Bah! Old white-faced man, why are you so arrogant? Don't think that because you have fallen in love with the pearl of the Zhao family, I am afraid of you! Young Master, I am also the chief of the younger generation of the Qian family, Mr. Qian!"
old?
I was stunned for a moment, then looked down, my face darkened, and I let go of little Loli Enoch's hand, feeling funny and angry at the same time.
What the hell are you talking about?
"Go, Lu Bu, go up and beat him up."
I said casually with a deadpan expression.
I don’t really like hot pot!
Can I still be limited by you? !
"Hey, big brother, no problem."
Lu Bu immediately geared up, his face full of excitement, and rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong biceps.
"Fuck! What are you going to do, master! Master!"
Qian Du glanced at it, then turned his head and ignored it, still keeping his eyes firmly locked on Lao Sun.
Lao Sun: "..."
"Don't come here! Damn it, I called the police, I really called the police! Don't...ahhh!"
Ten minutes later, in the corner of the restaurant.
Lu Bu felt refreshed and in a good mood. After smiling at me, he quietly stood back behind me.
Xiang Yu chuckled, patted Lu Bu on the shoulder, and then returned to a serious expression, but the corners of his mouth could not help but rise.
"Have you recognized the reality?"
With a calm look on my face, I lowered my head and asked the "pig head" with a bruised nose and swollen face in front of me.
"It was me who didn't recognize Taishan and bumped into Brother Sun. I'm sorry!"
"Well, that's good to know."
I took back the certificate in my hand with a calm face. Really, this is a joke. The police in the spiritual world are just companies. This young man looked like he had just left the family and he had forgotten even this common sense.
Tsk tsk, it really has not been beaten by society.
"Tell me, what's going on over there?"
I pointed at Lao Sun, who had been silent and motionless since Qian Du said he wanted a kitchen bucket, and asked casually.
"Kitchen Dou!"
I remained expressionless and continued to take out the ID from my pocket.
"Come on, Xiang Yu, come here this time..."
"Brother! Brother Sun! Wait a minute, kitchen fighting is the most advanced, strictest and most exclusive method in the culinary world, similar to the ancient genial letter. According to research, it originated from the most..."
Snapped!
I slapped him away with a calm expression.
"speak English."
Mr. Qian covered his head with a sad expression on his face. He looked up at little Loli Enoch, his eyes full of pleading.
Without it, this is the only "acquaintance" I have seen before.
"Tell me briefly, why does Lao Sun just stay motionless?"
I felt helpless and continued to say angrily.
With this understanding, the younger generation of the Huanqian family is number one!
I'm afraid it would take you three years to learn how to make scrambled eggs with tomatoes, right? !
"After one party initiates a kitchen fight, the other party cannot refuse. Any action or word spoken is considered as acceptance of the challenge, so that company... er, not that senior traveler, would do this."
"Can you still do this?"
I was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.
"Well, it's probably possible that only this senior traveler would do this. After all, almost everyone else who has anything to do with the kitchen will respond directly. In the past, kitchen fights were basically initiated by one party, and then accepted by the other party. , and the competition will begin soon.”
Mr. Qian paused for a moment, as if he was trying to think of his words, and then continued to speak carefully,
"Only a being like Senior Monk who doesn't stick to formalities, has a unique personality, and has a magical demeanor can have such an idea."
"Lao Sun was famous before?"
I was keenly aware of something.
"Well, after all, he is a big-eating senior who can monopolize himself for eight days and eight nights, eat at 16 restaurants, and still look cool and carefree, and behave in a unique way!"
Overlord meals from 16 restaurants...
I was speechless, and I was not surprised at all that Lao Sun could do such a thing.
In terms of shameless eating and drinking, I would like to call you Monkey Hair the strongest! !
"Forget it."
I felt tired, waved my hands, and asked helplessly,
"Then why did you call just now, asking people to watch the fun? What? Looking down on Lao Sun?"
"If we compare who eats more, according to records, Senior Monk is probably the best in the world, ah no, in the universe. But in terms of cooking skills, according to research, Senior Monk can even make shredded potatoes into invincible potato fire dragon bombs."
Qian Shaoshao seemed to have thought of something, the corners of his mouth raised, and then he quickly regained his expression, carefully looked up at me, and continued to speak weakly,
"Well, according to the records, the name of the dish was named by Senior Monk himself. It is so powerful that it can directly poison an adult cow using only ordinary ingredients."
I couldn't help but twitch the corner of my mouth when I heard this, silently and secretly rejoicing.
Fortunately, I didn't try to save trouble and let Lao Sun, the monkey hair, cook for once.
"So, you are sure that you will win, and you are inviting your relatives and friends to come and watch the show?"
I looked calm, glanced at Lao Sun, who was still motionless over there, and asked calmly.
"Um... isn't it too late to start the live broadcast?"
Yo ho!
You really dare to say that.
It seems that the beating just now was light.
"Xiang Yu."
I said casually.
"Brother, I'm here."
Xiang Yu's face was filled with excitement.
"Come here and teach him a lesson."
I looked calm and threw a roll of tape over.
"No problem, big brother!"
Xiang Yu geared up, took the tape excitedly, skillfully pulled off a strip and wrapped it around it.
"You, you don't believe me...wuwuwu!"
"Look at the boxing! You said something bad about your brother, you are so arrogant, you are such a big kid, and you dare to look down on the company. Do you know that all your crimes are under our control!"
Another ten minutes later.
"Well, Lao Sun, please take your time and do your work. Let's go first. By the way, Mr. Qiandu, right? Your apprentice is over there. Because of the rude words, we punish him according to the law."
With a calm look on my face, I took out a copy of the Code of Practice and gave it to the old man.
"Of course it's like this. I'm a naughty boy. This is my first time going out. Thank you little friend for admonishing me. This is an apology and a fine. Please accept it."
Several shiny objects were thrown into the air.
Lu Bu caught it easily, then his eyes lit up and he came close to me.
"Brother, eight spiritual stones!"
! ! !
What a generous statement!
"That would be disrespectful."
Qian Du had a calm face and nodded to me indifferently, but from the beginning to the end, his eyes were in the same direction, staring at Lao Sun tightly without blinking.
Lao Sun: "******!"
"Excuse me, you are busy, we are leaving."
With a calm face, I ignored the look in the monkey hair's eyes that he was about to eat someone. I called Xiang Yu and Lu Bu to follow me, and planned to leave with little Loli Ino.
I thought this kitchen fight could really "break the fish to the death"!
The baby was scared to death, but okay, okay, no matter what Old Sun said, did, or made a sound, he was the one responsible for this kitchen fight.
Well, the person who invented the kitchen bucket is simply a genius, thank you to this genius!
"Lao Chuan, save me! Save me, it's a small thing if I lose the kitchen fight, and it's a small thing if I lose face, but I really can't live without hot pot!"
I raised my eyebrows, and a familiar voice from a certain monkey hair suddenly sounded in my heart.
Um? Voice from the mind?
Does your old grandson still have this ability? !
"I just remembered a simple spell. If you hadn't really wanted to leave, Lao Chuan, I would have remembered it in a hurry."
Oh, motivation comes from pressure.
I looked calm, waved my hand, motioning for Yinuo Xiang Yu and Lu Bu to follow me, and left quickly, as I had to go somewhere else.
"Fuck you, Lao Chuan, if you dare to abandon me, I will take the blame for you this time in the kitchen, but I don't have the recipe. After losing this time, I will announce the news directly. The recipe is with you. From now on All the kitchen fights are going to look for you, the rightful owner, and everything will be destroyed!"
ha? threaten me? !
I looked calm, glanced at Lao Sun with disdain, and drew Mo Guan's Fetion profile picture on my phone.
Do you, Monkey Hair, have any "witnesses"?
If the fish dies and the net breaks, then someone has to believe in you, the fish!