"Take the big one, pick the big one! Make it! Damn it, Lao Chuan, pick the big one, stop E, I'll be emo again if I do the E, fuck, I didn't even catch it!!"
I touched my nose awkwardly, and then shouted angrily,
"What's your name? There are so many people there. You, grandson, are just acting like a coquettish girl. What's wrong with you? You can't protect me. If you take it, you'll die!"
Old Sun looked at the remaining health of the opponent's double c that he controlled Feng Nu to blow up, and then looked at Yasuo's eye-catching economy on the interface, and fell silent.
Well, what you Lao Chuan said is right. You can't kill people with your operations even if you are too big. I didn't take it into consideration...
Lao Sun silently lit a cigarette and continued to operate the keyboard in silence.
Well, let’s plan the equipment and change it to a meaty outfit...
"Damn! You're the only one who plays well, you play *****, you're so fucking good, your parents are ***** education *****! Labor and management can meet ***** **, you’ve seen a ghost, you can ** here, you have the ability to ****, ********!”
I ate a piece of fruit in silence, and looked at Xiang Yu, who was spitting like stars and had completely integrated into Zu'an culture, and sighed slightly in my heart.
Zu'an's culture is harming people's progress. I still remember that a few days ago, Xiang Yu was a man who was rich in culture, knowledgeable about etiquette and reason, passionate, forthright, intelligent and charming.
Now, since being taught by Lao Sun, I have abandoned my brain, abandoned my etiquette, taught myself without a teacher, and perfectly accepted modern life.
Well, the rich cultural heritage remains unchanged, and not a word has been repeated in these ten minutes...
"Brother Xiang is very talented."
Lao Sun, who was waiting for the dim screen to light up again, blew out a smoke ring and said with emotion on his face.
"Are your grandson qualified to say this?"
"Why can't you say, it's my fault to take him to enjoy delicious food, but it's you, Lao Chuan, who teaches him games. Why, you want to blame me again?"
Lao Sun looked at me with contempt and said.
"..., is this your assistant's attitude towards the top laner today?"
I choked immediately, and then murmured angrily.
"Oh, Lao Chuan, are you talking about my 1-2-14 support, or your 0-5-0 top laner?"
"Then you can't blame me! I'm at a disadvantage and no one can help me..."
"Shut up! Sister, I have helped you catch him 4 times. After he was caught, he was sent away again. After he was caught, he was sent away again. Sister, I have lost all rhythm because of you, Xiaochuan!"
Little Loli Yinuo's pretty face turned serious, she turned around and glared at me fiercely, and said angrily.
I shrank my neck, with a sneer on my face, and quickly opened a bottle of drink and handed it over.
I subconsciously forgot and thought it was Lao Sun playing jungle...
"I'm convinced! These bastards don't know how to play but howl! Brother, brother, you are not angry, the other side is mocking you like that!"
Xiang Yu's face turned red with anger, he tapped the keyboard hard, and then looked back at Lao Sun and me, half angry and half puzzled.
Lao Sun looked calm, put out the cigarette butt in his hand, and pointed at his computer screen.
"Turn off the voice! Brother Xiang, you should play less with Lao Chuan. Play with Lao Chuan in the future. This is the first thing you do when starting the game, otherwise it will easily affect your performance. Look at your wave, if you weren't ridiculed by them, your influence , I can’t harvest everything, so I got four kills.”
I:"……"
I silently shrank my head and chewed the fruit.
"Indeed, what you said makes sense, second brother, but when I heard it, I couldn't help but feel angry! How could he say that to you, eldest brother!"
The big man Xiang Yu nodded as if he had realized something, but then he still looked angry and flushed, and shouted loudly for my injustice.
I felt a little moved in my heart.
To be honest, I couldn’t help but scold myself when I saw my operations. I didn’t expect Xiang Yu, who was very good at playing, to defend me so much. He was just a cheap brother. He was worthy of Xiang Yu. I really...
"Their scoldings are too poor. Is the eldest brother a dish? He doesn't know how to play. Moreover, the eldest brother is good at cooking. They don't know anything!"
I silently swallowed the words that reached my throat.
After hearing this, Lao Sun lowered his head and thought, then raised his head and looked at me with a serious look on his face.
"Well, Lao Chuan, you actually play really well, so you can add extra to dinner..."
"roll!"
I had no expression on my face and spat out one word.
Seeing this, Lao Sun could only turn his head away, shaking his head and opening a bag of potato chips, feeling a little annoyed inside.
What a mistake!
He actually let Xiang Yu flatter Lao Chuan!
Aren’t there less delicious foods that I can enjoy in the future? !
"Brother, I'll help you..."
"Go and cool off."
I said angrily, then handed the milk tea in my hand to little Loli Enoch, then clicked surrender and said casually,
"This one is gone, let's vote! I guarantee c for the next one. I will play as a shooter. Lao Gao, you go and assist!"
Gao Cheng looked confused and pointed at himself, his eyes full of confusion.
no?
I just played a mid laner, and I still filled in for the stone man...
Isn’t there help?
"The two of them are too weak. They can't even play as support. It's you, Lao Gao. If you don't believe me, just ask Enoch!"
With a calm look on my face, I pointed at little Loli Enoch.
"Well, Gulu~Gulu~, yes, Ogawa is right, they two are so good."
Little Loli Enoch took a sip of milk tea with satisfaction, then raised her pretty face, nodded seriously and said.
Lao Sun, Xiang Yu, you look at me, I look at you, clicked on the record page, looked at the mid laner who was the last in the game, and then looked at the jungler who was the second to last, and fell into silence.
"Ahem, playing games, happiness is the most important thing."
Gao Cheng looked at the somewhat cold atmosphere and pushed the cart into another cart full of goods. After a long time, he held back a sentence and looked at Old Sun Xiang Yu with a smile.
Lao Sun's eyes lit up.
Xiang Yu's face was moved.
"Go away, the game is on, ban heroes!"
I kicked Lao Gao angrily, stared at him with an evil look and said.
What?
You, Lao Gao, want to usurp the throne? !
Gao Cheng had a sneer on his face and silently started the game.
Without it, the incident of cheating Brother Chuan has not passed yet, and it seems that he cannot be defeated...
"Yo ho! Come on!"
Yinuo's pretty face was full of excitement. After shouting energetically, she locked Teemo in the jungle in seconds.
"Captain Teemo, on standby!"
I:"……"
Gao Cheng: "..."
Xiang Yu: "..."
Lao Sun: "..."
Three hours later.
My eyes were red, and when I saw the rank falling to platinum on the screen, I felt like crying.
Not long ago, I finally stayed up all night, and the old man took Jade with him. He didn't stay there for long, and now he's gone! !
"Brother Xiang, what's the matter with you? What's wrong with you these days? You haven't been playing in a group. What are you doing?"
Lao Sun criticized unceremoniously and said, "What's the matter with you Xiang Yu?" !
"Um, I'm sorry, second brother, I've been focusing on fighting with the opponent's top laner, and the opponent is a master!"
Xiang Yu turned his head, looked at Lao Sun seriously and said.
"And second brother, haven't you noticed? The opponent's top laner has collided with me three times in a row. This is obviously either a deliberate sniper attack on me, or he is a destined opponent!"
ha?
There are still people sniping in the Jade Bureau. Do you really think we are playing a game? !
I murmured in my mind.
"That's not right, Xiang Yu, you're holding back the opponent's top laner, and if you don't even play a team, why are we four on four... um."
I was just halfway through speaking when I saw the eyes that involuntarily focused on me, and I immediately reacted.
...Am I not the first to die?
Then why don’t I try my best to deal out the damage before I die? The computer is delayed.
Yes, I'm a bit of a loser, but what does your old Sun look like now: "You, Old Chuan, are you not three against five?"
Why am I playing a game and becoming a mole?
Are you going too far?
"Your grandson, what does this look mean?"
I said with a deadpan expression.
Lao Sun curled his lips and made a sound, then raised his head and looked at me with a smile.
"No, Lao Chuan, I don't have any eyes at all!"
Ma Dan!
You useless monkey hair are so arrogant, aren't you? !
Lao Sun looked calm, said "Qi" casually, and spoke again,
"Ever since those few times when I sacrificed my health to block harm for you Lao Chuan, and used my head with the highest bounty in the game to exchange for Lao Chuan's successful escape with a negative record, I don't owe you anything anymore."
ah……
I was speechless and speechless.
"Okay, I'm sorry, everyone, let me help. We must win next time. It's all up to you to lead us away."
I put my hands together and said sincerely.
Stand at attention when being beaten.
As long as you can return to Jade, just admit your mistakes.
"Wait a minute, brother, the top laner on the other side is very arrogant, let me teach him a lesson first!"
Xiang Yu, a big man, looked solemn and operated the keyboard flexibly in his hands.
"Oh, you still dare to mock me, do you know who I am?"
"Fuck! You can catch this mistake, just let it go! Try it again!"
"Hey, why don't you scream? This won't work? Just come, who is afraid of whom?"
Under the gaze of all of us, the big man Xiang Yu was full of excitement, sometimes knocking on the table, sometimes laughing, sometimes annoyed, sometimes solemn.
In just twenty minutes, I have already played five solos!
And every time, after one round was over, the next round was played immediately, without even giving me a chance to speak.
"What's going on? Are you addicted?"
With a confused look on my face, I turned back to look at Lao Sun.
However, Lao Sun and Gao Cheng looked serious, standing behind Xiang Yu, their eyes unblinking.
"The opponent is indeed a master. With this kind of reaction, this kind of catching flaws, this kind of timing operation, and such an extremely aggressive style of play, Brother Xiang has met his opponent."
Lao Sun narrowed his eyes and looked serious. Gao Cheng beside him nodded in agreement.
"Why are you nodding your head? Do you, Gao, understand?"
I was speechless.
"don't know."
Gao Cheng looked serious.
"Then you, Gao, still nod?"
"It feels amazing."
Gao Cheng pointed at the keyboard in Xiang Yu's hand. His generous fingers were dancing like an elf, and seemed to bring up a vague afterimage.
"I've been running an Internet cafe for several years. This is the first time I've seen brother Xiang Yu's hand speed. He feels better than many professional players. And, just like that, the outcome is 3 to 2, and now it's 3 to 3."
Gao Cheng pointed at the computer screen and said with emotion.
I feel like colleagues and friends like Brother Chuan are so awesome!
Um?
I seemed to realize something and quickly looked up at Lao Sun.
Lao Sun looked serious and nodded imperceptibly towards me.
