"KO!"
Bright capital letters appeared dazzlingly on the computer screen.
"I lost again."
Lao Sun looked calm and held the cut cantaloupe in his hand.
"Wow!"
The big man Xiang Yu knocked on the handle, raised his head and looked at me with a sad face.
"Brother, I don't want to play hot anymore!"
I shrank back silently, pretending not to notice.
"If you don't want to play, that's fine. Then you, Xiang Yu, can sign it. You will be responsible for cleaning for a total of three years."
Little Lolita Yinuo held a lollipop in her mouth, raised the corners of her pretty face, and spoke to Xiang Yu in a brisk tone.
"Uh, this, this..."
Xiang Yu's eyes were wandering, and then he turned around and pulled Lao Sun over with a look of resentment on his face.
"I only lost three games, and I lost three months of house cleaning. Lao Sun lost the rest!"
Xiang Yu said with a serious face and confidently.
"Hey, hey, I'm willing to admit defeat. It was you, Xiang Yu, who rushed to play in the first place. Also, why the hell didn't you call me second brother in less than a while?"
Lao Sun shouted angrily, picked up the cantaloupe rind in his hand and threw it at Xiang Yu.
Snapped!
Xiang Yu easily caught the melon rind and threw it into the trash can. He looked at Lao Sun with contempt.
"How can there be a second brother like you who specializes in cheating people? It was obvious that you were going to lose for three years, so you forced it on me!"
"What are you talking about! Aren't you, Xiang Yu, having fun? Why, even the majestic Overlord of Western Chu must have fun."
"I just gave up, so what?"
Xiang Yu said calmly and raised his eyebrows at Lao Sun.
Just know...huh?
Old Sun looked confused and looked up in shock.
I wipe it!
what's going on? !
This is all... admitted! ! !
"Second brother, I just look a bit silly now, not stupid. Look, in history, the overlord of Western Chu, Xiang Yu, was a rare monarch with great power, strategy, talent and courage!"
Xiang Yu picked up a magazine, pointed at it and looked at Lao Sun seriously, with a hint of embarrassment in his eyes.
"Although it's an exaggeration, I think what was written is pretty much the same. It seems that those people at the time were not just good at making up jokes."
Lao Sun: "..."
Have I unlocked some of this guy's shackles...
"Besides, at least I have some experience. When dealing with people like you, second brother, I can't be shameless."
Xiang Yu's eyes were full of confidence and he said with a smile.
Lao Sun: "!!!"
Depend on!
Lao Chuan taught you this, it must be Lao Chuan who taught you that thing! !
"It's none of my business. Lao Sun, please don't look at me like that. I've only been responsible for cleaning the house for three years. It's all your fault anyway. Why are you so surprised?"
I chewed the cantaloupe with a calm face. This melon is so sweet!
Well, this matter has nothing to do with me at all, and I decided not to remind Xiang Yu to pay attention to your grandson.
"Anyway, no matter who it is, they have to clean it carefully. Xiaochuan, I'm sleepy and go to bed."
Little Lolita jumped off the gaming chair, her pretty face visibly happy, and skipped back to her room.
"Ah? Sister Yinuo, do you want to rest so early? It's only six o'clock, and you don't even have dinner, right?"
Xiang Yu scratched his head, looking confused.
"I just need to catch up on my afternoon nap. I'm not sure. Maybe it's a girl's schedule?"
"Tch, she doesn't miss it when it's meal time, and she eats no less than me every time!"
Lao Sun said with resentment, then turned to look at Xiang Yu seriously,
"Brother Xiang!"
"Call me Xiang Yu! Second brother, no, Lao Sun, we are not familiar with each other!!"
The big man Xiang Yu shook his head and said with the same serious face.
"..., you also lost three months of housework, okay?"
"Leave the last three months of the third year to me. Xiang Yu absolutely recognizes this point."
"..., ahem, otherwise, I will take you Xiang Yu out to play at night, and you can help me..."
"It's impossible. Second brother, I'm willing to admit defeat. I'm a manly man. I'll nail it every time. Besides, I'm going to the mall with sister Yinuo and my eldest brother in the evening. There's an amusement park over there. If you don't go with second brother, ”
Xiang Yu said seriously.
I pretended that nothing happened and continued to take a few pieces of cantaloupe. Well, this melon is very sweet!
Lao Sun fell into silence, then looked up at me and shouted righteously,
"I'm convinced! I've wanted to say this for a long time. We have such a big villa, why don't we hire a servant or housekeeper? We're not short of money. At worst, I, Old Sun, will pay for it. You, Old Chuan, go to the housekeeping company to find someone. !”
I chewed the melon with a calm face, raised three fingers, and said slowly,
"First, Yi Nuo is a well-known screenwriter. Hiring people can easily cause misunderstanding and trouble; second, everything your old Sun spends is my money; third, my practice also needs to be kept secret. The company's rules are that you, old Sun has forgotten?"
"Only a fool would memorize such a thick novel..."
"Xiang Yu, recite it to him."
"Okay, brother, first of all, you must not show unnatural abilities to ordinary people for no reason; second, under any circumstances, you must strictly abide by your own rules and regulations, and you must not... Chapter 1028, To understand each item..."
Lao Sun felt that his head was as big as two, and he was so dizzy that he was about to explode.
Okay, okay!
I remember this. After all, I am a well-informed Immortal. I just didn’t pay attention and didn’t pay attention. Don’t read it too much! !
And it’s not necessary to abide by this code, as long as you don’t see it...
"Um?"
Lao Sun's eyes lit up, and then he raised his head and moved his lips slightly. With a wave of his hand, the entire villa was instantly clean and bright, and the floor seemed brand new.
"Hahaha, I almost forgot, my old grandson also knows this simple little magic!"
Lao Sun said something quite proud, then turned to Xiang Yu and me and smiled,
"Where should I go shopping at night? I know there is a snack street. The food there is pretty good!"
My face was expressionless and my fists were clenched hard. Damn it, why didn’t I use this kind of magic earlier? I had cleaned it a few times before and almost broke my back from exhaustion!
"Your grandson will stay at home to look after the house tonight."
I said calmly.
"What? Lao Chuan, your joke is really not funny. Why don't you just lock the door? I'm not... uh, seriously?"
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
I had no expression on my face and stared at Lao Sun word by word.
Xiang Yu looked left and right, his eyes moving back and forth on my and Lao Sun's faces, and he took a few steps back knowingly.
The atmosphere is delicate, so I will leave for now.
Lao Sun opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he just looked directly at me and said with some difficulty,
"Is it possible that Lao Chuan, you..."
"good!"
I looked calm and continued to say coldly,
"Only that can wash away your sins."
"Is it really impossible to change to another one?"
A look of despair flashed across Lao Sun's face, and he covered his heart, feeling pain in his heart.
"Haha, of course it's impossible!"
I continued to sneer.
"All right."
Old Sun was dejected, like an eggplant beaten by frost, it was visibly declining.
"Then Lao Chuan, please try your best not to waste time..."
"Don't worry, Lao Sun, you have become a practitioner. My hand speed is so fast now, I will definitely defeat the opponent!"
I immediately became excited, gearing up, and excitedly thinking about my evening life.
"Uh, second brother, what are you talking about to the eldest brother?"
Xiang Yu approached Lao Sun and asked cautiously.
"Nothing."
Lao Sun looked up weakly at Xiang Yu and said with despair,
"It's just me playing support, ahhhhh, I really don't want to support a noob like Lao Chuan!"
"Stop yelling! Who's the loser? By the way, Xiang Yu is here too, grab a piece and three rows!"
"Okay, let's agree first. We'll go to the mall first, then to the snack street, and finally to the Internet cafe! I need to prepare enough food to restore my mood."
"Okay, okay, who are you looking down on? You told me that I am not what I used to be. Why don't you, grandson, believe me?"
I said casually, raising my hands to go to the room to get the mouse and keyboard.
"Hey? Brother, what are you doing?"
Xiang Yu looked confused. Not only did he not understand the conversation between me and Lao Sun, but he also didn't know what I was trying to do with my impatience.
"Brother Xiang, don't worry about him. He just used his own keyboard and mouse. He's a bunch of lousy people with a lot of problems. They say that all the experts are like this. They're all so useless... No, wait a minute, Lao Chuan, let's go directly. Isn’t it okay to play in the league at home?”
Lao Sun seemed to have thought of something and shouted loudly,
"Why don't you just buy Xiang Yu a computer? Brother Xiang, did you buy a computer this morning?"
"I bought it. I have placed an order for my mobile phone. The physical store in Lincheng will deliver it to your door. Furniture decoration, furnishings, and daily life. There is a store that specializes in this. Didn't you guys see it at noon, second brother?"
"Quiet!"
With no expression on my face, I went downstairs with my keyboard and mouse in hand, knocked on the door of a certain room, and brought out a sleepy little Lolita Enoch.
"Playing games, of course, you can only go to an Internet cafe. Playing at home will not have the same atmosphere. Enoch, don't sleep, go out and go shopping."
"Game? What game? Alliance, sister, let's go together. It just so happens that we don't want to go to the mall today."
Little Loli Enoch straightened her pajamas, rubbed her eyes, stretched, and said casually.
"Um, um, ahem, Enoch, the three of us are enough."
Lao Sun pretended to be calm and said, but in fact he was roaring inside.
Not going to the mall?
The snack street is nearby! If you don't go, you won't even go to the snack street!
Although the game is okay, it is completely incomparable to the skewered lamb loin gluten stinky tofu! !
"Oh, it's okay, just in time. I'll give Lao Gao a call. I haven't been to his place for a while. I want to give him a surprise and gather a few people."
I said calmly, smiling slowly on the inside.
I almost forgot about all the recent stupid things, especially when you, Lao Gao, teamed up with the old man to "abduct" me.
The old man went on a trip, but your Internet cafe is still running well, right?
I searched on an app on my mobile phone and found "Xingyue Internet Cafe", and the small words "Under normal business" below appeared clearly in my sight.
"OK, then I'll go change and go directly. I'll just order takeout on the way. Xiaochuan, do you remember... Huh? Why are you smiling so creepily?"
The little Loli Enoch looked at me with a strange face and took a few steps back unconsciously.
"fine."
The corners of my mouth raised and I smiled slightly.
