Lincheng.
On the way, I struggled to explain to the fat guy Wang Xiaohai, and finally got him to accept that Lao Sun and Xiang Yu and I were in love, and then returned home without incident.
"Ding dong!"
I rang the doorbell casually.
"Old Sun, tell me, aren't you just bowing down to Xiang Yu? Doesn't Wang Xiaohai need to be so surprised?"
While I was waiting for little Loli Enoch to open the door, I looked back at Lao Sun.
"How do I know? Probably, maybe, it seems to be jealousy!"
Lao Sun said casually with a calm face.
"Jealous? Well, with my brother's skills, it must be normal for me to be jealous."
The big man Xiang Yu followed Lao Sun and nodded in agreement.
"..."
If you can't figure out who's in charge, Xiang Yu, just stop talking.
I was speechless, and then looked at Xiang Yu with a headache.
It's not that Xiang Yu is not welcome, nor that there are no spare rooms, houses, cars, and company benefits.
But what about the clothes...
"Hey, Old Sun, didn't I ask you to take Xiang Yu to the mall and buy him clothes?"
I looked at the wrinkles in front of me, and I was wearing a small-sized top and pants that were tight and the buttons were about to fall apart, and I felt helpless.
If I were to play a thug in a suit, he would definitely be a hit...
"Damn it, Lao Chuan, don't talk about it. I took Brother Xiang to seven or eight shopping malls, but none of them had clothes of his size ready-made. They said they can only customize them, and it will take three days at the fastest."
"What about the company? The company is transferring goods. How many clothes are there?"
Lao Sun shrugged, spread his hands, glanced at me calmly, and smiled calmly,
"Originally, the company must support Brother Xiang like an elder..."
"What are you doing for me? I don't have a big brother to cook, so I'm just a fool."
"Don't interrupt!"
Lao Sun glared at Xiang Yu angrily, his heart filled with regret.
Why did I lose my mind and sell delicious food to this guy?
Look at this general grid, how much food do you have to steal from me...
Full of annoyance, Lao Sun snorted coldly, then continued to look at me and said angrily,
"Originally, the company hoped that Xiang Yu would be a big help if he joined. Even if he didn't join, he would still have to maintain a friendly relationship. However, Xiang Yu has been personally abducted by your old Sun, and all the secret realms have been packed away. All the contributions and benefits will be taken by you alone.
Wang Xiaohai didn't catch a single hair, so how could he write it down like this? Now it's probably that the fat man is racking his brains, thinking hard about how to write a report so that he can make some contribution.
Regarding Xiang Yu, the headquarters will not know the specific details for a while. And if the detailed report does not appear, no one will take care of such trivial matters as clothes. How can you, Lao Chuan, ask Xiang Yu to demolish the mall because he can't buy suitable clothes? "
Lao Sun crossed his arms and glanced at Xiang Yu and me, his face full of arrogance and disdain.
I can now give Xiang Yu three days to have customized clothes, which is already amazing.
Just be content, Lao Chuan!
"Ding dong! Ding dong! Ding dong!"
Xiang Yu, a big man with a curious look on his face, couldn't help but press the doorbell.
"Brother, is there anyone inside? How long has it been here? Why hasn't anyone opened the door yet?"
Um?
I raised my hand and took out my phone and looked at the time. It was past one o'clock noon.
"Oh, I'm probably taking a nap. I forgot about this. I'd better use the key to open it..."
"boom!"
I subconsciously bent down and was about to take the key to open the door, when I felt a pain in my head.
"Xiaochuan! Walker! Are you coming back...huh?"
Little Loli Enoch opened the door excitedly, and then she felt enveloped by a huge shadow, and subconsciously looked up.
"Well, hello, this is the first time we meet. I am Xiang Yu, your eldest brother's third brother."
The big man Xiang Yu scratched his head, smiled honestly, lowered his head and stretched out his broad hand towards the little one.
Well, Xiang Yu, the handsome and unrestrained nobleman in his youth, has passed away. Now, what appears in modern times is a foodie, simple and honest Jiangdong man who has been brainwashed by Lao Sun.
The little Loli Yinuo's face was dull, and her small mouth was opened into an O shape.
"So... um, hello?"
This is the first greeting from the world of 1.5 meters to the world of 2.2 meters.
"Get out of the way! Don't block the door, okay? There's someone behind you!"
With a look of displeasure on his face, Old Sun pulled Xiang Yu away, pushed Yinuo away, and then rushed to the refrigerator.
"Kuoluo! There are also potato chips. Wow, I miss you so much!"
The sharp pointing light on Xiang Yu's head suddenly lit up, and his intuition told him to follow his cheap second brother now, there is! shock! happiness!
"Is this Kuoluo?"
"No, it's not! Go ahead and go upstairs to pick out your room by yourself. Isn't your phone hacked? You can buy furniture and other things yourself. Don't disturb me... don't touch my potato chips!!"
"Second brother, good things have to be shared, don't be so stingy!"
"Bah! Get out! If you want to eat it, buy it yourself. I stocked it myself. It was chilled in advance. It's all me..."
"Hiccup! This Bing Kuo Luo tastes really good!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
…………
I silently covered my face, feeling like I had raised two huskies that were extremely noisy and loved to tear down homes...
I can’t even imagine the future life like this!
"What's wrong, Enoch, why are you still here?"
I lowered my head and looked at little Loli Inno. She was very cute even in a daze, which only brought some comfort to my soul.
"Don't touch the top of my head!"
The little Lolita Yinuo's pretty face bulged, her eyes were unkind, she threw away my palm and glared at me with her two little tiger teeth, as if she was furious.
Um, is it hard to be an aunt?...
I silently retracted my palm, feeling puzzled. Wasn't it possible to touch my head before?
Why did you suddenly explode? !
"Yinuo, are you okay? Do you want to drink more hot water?"
Well, although this is very old, outdated and deserves a beating, girls really need to drink more hot water when they visit their aunt!
"Hot water, you're big!"
Little Loli Yinuo angrily threw out a "royal sister" sound, and then left without looking back.
I was left there full of doubts.
Oh oh oh, how could a mountain ghost come to my aunt? I just thought about it, but what happened to Inuo?
Lao Sun drank her up... No, Yi Nuo didn't pay much attention to these things.
I sighed in my heart, feeling helpless. I felt like a middle-aged parent with a family full of problem children.
The problem is that I am only twenty-nine! Twenty-nine Hey!
You don’t even have a girlfriend yet! !
"Lao Chuan, when are you going to make dinner?"
"Ah, brother, what are we having for dinner?"
As soon as I closed the door and turned around, I was greeted by the second foodie sitting on the sofa in the living room asking questions.
Lao Sun asked me calmly while drinking Kuoluo and chewing potato chips with a contented look on his face.
Xiang Yu looked around curiously, looking here and there, sipping from time to time. Then he looked at the TV and heard Lao Sun asking me, so he subconsciously looked at me expectantly.
hehe!
We got along so well so quickly. It seems to you that this is a good match.
I raised my head and glanced at the clock with a calm face. Well, it was only five minutes before I went home, and only fifteen minutes had passed since I finished eating hot pot in the secret place.
It is worth mentioning that the time in the secret realm is somewhat different from the real time. In the secret realm, Lao Sun and I probably spent two or three days, but in reality, it seemed that only half a day had passed...
"The Secret Realm is the food in the Secret Realm. Do you want to have the food when you come back? It's time to make lunch, Lao Chuan."
"roll."
I rewarded Lao Sun with a calm expression.
Lao Sun curled his lips when he heard this, and said nothing more knowingly. He just went on watching dramas, chewing potato chips, and drinking.
"This show is not good to watch, second brother."
"Who said that thieves are good-looking?"
"If you look at the comments, they all say it's terrible."
"You've all learned to read comments. Brother Xiang, I'm glad you did. But now I'm going to teach you another important truth. You have to experience everything yourself. For example, whether this drama is good or not, you have to watch it yourself to tell. , Why do you care about a bunch of unfamiliar opinions?"
"Although what you said, second brother, makes sense, it seems like you used my mobile phone to open a membership..."
"It's the same."
Lao Sun Bo waved his hand carelessly, then smiled at Xiang Yu and raised his eyebrows.
"Anyway, our mobile phones are tied to your eldest brother's card. Don't worry about money. If you have any questions or problems, whether you're hungry or thirsty, no matter how big or small, just go to Lao Chuan."
"Brother is so awesome!"
"It's awesome. I've known it for a long time. With his Lao Chuan's insidiousness and cunning... Ah, no, there are wise and wise people here. We are only responsible for eating, drinking and having fun. Lao Chuan is the one who can use our brains. Remember, no matter what Whether the problem is big or small, just come to your big brother. If you want to learn about good drinks and fun, just come to me."
"Second brother is also very powerful!!"
"Hehe, these are just small experiences, not worth mentioning. Don't worry, brother. Follow me, Old Sun, and I'm sure you won't have to worry about anything. I'll take you to have fun in the evening."
"real?!"
"I'm sure, I, Old Sun, never lie to others!"
I had no expression on my face and just clenched my fists silently.
Ma Dan!
Fuck your uncle!
What the hell do you think of labor and capital?
Practice, practice, you piece of trash is waiting for labor and management. If I can’t beat you to death, I won’t be considered a human being! !
I silently took out the Thirteen Sword Skills, picked up the edgeless sword, and planned to go upstairs to my room to practice.
"He...is Overlord Xiang Yu?"
At the stairs on the second floor, little Loli Enoch asked me angrily with a stern face.
"Well, there should be no mistake. He will be living at home from now on. Xiang Yu has just come out of the secret realm and doesn't know much about modern things. Inuo, can you help me when you have time?"
I said casually.
"Okay, anyway, Xiaochuan, you are a bad person."
Ino little loli muttered in a low voice.
"What did you say?"
I was preoccupied with beating Lao Sun, and since Enoch spoke so quietly, I naturally didn’t hear anything.
"It's nothing, just go on your way and don't block my sister's way!"
With a sullen face, little Loli Enoch knocked me away angrily and walked towards the living room.
Why are you so angry today?
I shook my head and just assumed that Enoch's tendon was wrong. Without asking any more questions, I turned around and went upstairs to my room.
Your useless monkey hair is waiting for labor and management! ! !
