"This is hot pot, it smells so delicious!"
Xiang Yu looked at the steaming iron pot in front of him and couldn't help but marvel.
"Wrong! This can only be regarded as a mushroom pot at best. Hot pot is richer and more delicious than this."
Lao Sun swallowed his saliva, and then said to Xiang Yu with a serious face.
"I see!!"
Xiang Yu's eyes were shining, and his eyes were as wide as bells, full of longing for unknown food.
"Brother Walker is indeed extraordinary."
"Miao Zan Miao Zan, it's just that I prefer hot pot on weekdays."
"Stop talking nonsense, when it's time to add wood, add water, add water, do you want me to teach you?"
I put down the chopsticks that were stirring in the iron pot angrily, and then turned around and shouted at these two guys.
The difference is too big!
The heroic and passionate protagonist that came to mind just now doesn't match the big man looking at the iron pot now.
Or Xiang Yu has been quickly assimilated by the monkey hair...
I looked at Lao Sun and Xiang Yu, who were almost exactly the same, with the same expression, and I almost doubted life.
Is the charm of the hotpot cult so great?
Or the brainwashing ability of this monkey hair is too strong...
ten minutes later.
When Xiang Yu put the last piece of mushroom into his mouth with a satisfied look on his face, the feeling of dissonance became even stronger.
"This is simply the most delicious thing I have ever eaten, Brother Chuan, no, Master Chuan, you are simply a god!"
ah?
I will become a god now...
Those chefs outside will not be able to become immortals, and Mr. Zhao will not be able to directly break through the universe.
I felt a little funny for no reason, so I raised my foot and lightly kicked Lao Sun, who had secretly buried his head in the pot.
Still grabbing it!
How many times have I eaten, and I still have the nerve to compete with Xiang Yu? Can you, Sun, know some etiquette?
"It's just a little bit of craftsmanship. Xiang...Xiang Yu, it's not worth paying attention to. There are many people out there who are better than me and who taste better than this."
I smiled and said to Xiang Yu, but it was a bit difficult to address him directly like this. Addressing him by his first name, I feel like General Xiang and King Xiang are more comfortable to call him.
"No, no, no, Brother Chuan, that's not what you said."
Xiang Yu shook his head, then looked at me and continued with a serious face,
"The years have passed and the sea has changed. I, Xiang Yu, woke up from my deep sleep. Not only did I not encounter any disasters, but I also got to know two of them and had such a delicious meal.
Maybe, for you, Brother Chuan, this is just a casual move; maybe, in the human era outside today, there are many people who are better at cooking than you, Brother Chuan.
But at this moment, the one in front of me is you, Brother Chuan. I, Xiang Yu, will never forget this kindness for the rest of my life. "
I blushed for no reason.
Ahem, this is the praise of the unparalleled overlords in ancient and modern times. Mad, suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment.
I coughed a few times and quickly stretched out my hand to pick up Xiang Yu, who saluted me directly. I couldn't bear it, I really couldn't bear it!
Um, I can't pull it...
I tried all my strength, but Xiang Yu's fist-clasping arm didn't move at all. I felt that the one-handed Thousand Jin Cauldron should be realistic...
Anyway, I can be considered a practitioner. I have increased my strength a lot, but I think it is about fifty or sixty pounds with one hand. Now I want to exert all my strength with both hands, even Xiang Yu's figure is not even a hair. Can't move either.
"Brother Chuan, Brother Walker!"
Xiang Yu still maintained the gesture of clasping his fists and saluting, with a serious look on his face and eyes full of sincere emotion.
"Although I, Xiang Yu, am not as intelligent as Zhang Liang, I consider myself not a fool. Human nature is complicated, and Xiang Yu has known a lot about it in his life, but the two of you are rare and upright. You treat me, a person you have never met, with courtesy and respect. Sincerely.
The so-called meeting means destiny, and I, Xiang Yu, have some temperament, so I would like to make an unkind request. I wonder if you two brothers would like to become brothers with different surnames from me, Xiang Yu? "
Ah, you got the script right.
Well, this is Xiangzhai, not Taoyuan.
Lao Sun looked calm and casually elbowed me.
ah?
I felt a little embarrassed when I looked at the serious, determined and sincere men in front of me.
Isn't this not good?
I just made a meal and hugged such a big thigh. I feel a little guilty... Hehe, if there is a big brother Xiang Yu in the future, I will have to walk sideways! ! !
I tried hard to suppress the raised corners of my mouth and looked at Xiang Yu calmly.
Look at this physique, look at this temperament, my eldest brother is Xiang Yu, come and kill me if you dare!
"Thanks to Brother Xiang Yu for not dissing it, I must be..."
"Brother!"
"Okay, I hope Xiang Yu will grow up... huh?"
I couldn't help but be stunned.
Then Xiang Yu clasped his fists with both hands and gave Lao Sun a standard salute.
"Second brother!"
"Well, actually, my grandson can be ranked third."
Lao Sun looked a little embarrassed and touched his nose.
"No... no, Xiang Yu, this should mean that you are the eldest brother, Lao Sun is the second, and I am the third!"
I quickly waved my hands and shouted.
"Well, it seems that according to age, Lao Sun may be first, and then you are second. Anyway, I am third."
Only then did I realize that Lao Sun, the immortal, seems to live longer than Xiang Yu, but why the hell is it my turn?
Is it possible that in the future, Xiang Yu and the First Emperor didn't agree on something and went up to fight?
Xiang Yu pushed me out directly and shouted proudly, "This is my big brother, come here if you dare!"
......... The picture is so beautiful, I can't even imagine it! ! !
I silently covered my face with tears streaming down my face.
Brother, if you bring a hundred of me here, I can’t stand it!
"no!"
The big man Xiang Yu shook his head, then with a serious face, he said to Lao Sun and me in a deep voice,
"Those who are capable will be chosen. Big brother, your craftsmanship is so superb, you must be the first. There is absolutely no objection, right, second brother?"
Lao Sun's mouth twitched.
Xiang Yu saw that something was not right in the atmosphere, so he moved next to Lao Sun and asked in a low voice,
"Second brother, didn't you say that if I accept Brother Chuan as my eldest brother, food like gourmet hot pot will be uninterrupted from now on? Why do I feel that eldest brother is a little unhappy?"
"He, Lao Chuan, is so happy."
Lao Sun replied tiredly, then turned back to stare at Xiang Yu angrily, gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice,
"Didn't I tell you to call Lao Chuan your eldest brother, and then you should be ranked second, and why should I be ranked third?"
"Second brother, you are so dishonest. When you look at the delicacies that you usually eat, you don't eat less. If I really listen to your advice, how can the third place eat well! Your little thoughts, I used to take care of you. I've seen a lot of them in the army."
Xiang Yu calmly touched Lao Sun with his shoulder, and whispered in a tone that was half teasing and half confident.
Just now, Xiang Yu saw that the second brother of Xingzhe was very good at protecting food. Only when he was ranked third could he receive the most care.
Well, now there should be some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that Lao Sun's food strategy was successful. Xiang Yu, who was far behind him by several generations, was captured by food without any surprise. Under Lao Sun Ruoyouruowu's hint, the identity of the successor of God of Cooking was directly defeated. Xiang Yu's line of defense.
The bad news is that the brainwashing may have been too successful. Xiang Yu has become a self-taught person and has perfectly entered the world of foodies. It may also be that the five minutes of non-stop and non-repetitive naming of dishes by Lao Sun just now were too much. Attractive.
In short, Xiang Yu already believed that he had made the wisest and correct decision to wake up from his deep sleep.
"Brother Chuan, second brother Xingzhe, please give me your advice in the future."
Xiang Yu, the big man, said seriously using the words he had just learned from Lao Sun.
Hearing this angry shout, I came back to my senses and opened my mouth, but couldn't say a word. I turned back to look at Lao Sun, just about to signal him to say a few words.
result……
Lao Sun was visibly lost. He squatted in the corner and kept whispering to himself, repeating,
"I'm so stupid, I found a competitor (I'm so stupid, I found a competitor; I'm so stupid, I found a competitor..."
What?
Is this the case? Lao Sun is out of control? !
"However, I'm sorry to say it, but now I have something I would like to ask my two eldest brothers for help."
The big man Xiang Yu raised his head and continued with some embarrassment.
"ah?"
I looked confused and pointed at me, something that even Xiang Yu can't handle, is it that little Kalami like me can help? !
"Hey, don't go too far. Ask for help as soon as you come up. There should be some friendship between brothers."
Lao Sun stared at Xiang Yu with deep resentment, and his heart was filled with blood. He obviously just wanted to find someone who could do the work, but now he had a rival who could compete with him.
Ah, if I had known better, I wouldn’t have promoted hot pot to him!
"oh."
Xiang Yu looked calm. As smart as he was, how could he not see Lao Sun's little thoughts? He continued to say calmly,
"Actually, these mushrooms, um, second brother, you call them mushrooms, right? There are a lot of them elsewhere in my yard, and I also have a piece of land, which is probably called a plantation now. I collected a lot of them at that time and thought they were more delicious. Plants, mainly Zhang Liang’s magic can only keep plants, animals consume too much energy.”
! ! !
Lao Sun looked serious and put his hand on Xiang Yu's shoulder at some point.
"The most important thing between brothers is friendship. You Xiang Yu calls me second brother, and I call you third brother. Of course, it's not for nothing. Your business is my business, and your food is me... No, in short, If you have anything to say, I will definitely help you sort it out."
Lao Sun slapped his chest loudly, looking like "I have a brother to protect you."
I silently fumbled in my pocket, making sure to bring eye drops with me next time I go out.
With these eyes, I feel blind a hundred and eighty times a day, and I can't help but feel sorry for this useless monkey hair.
"Actually, this matter is my private matter, I'm a little embarrassed to say it."
Xiang Yu's big man's face turned red, and he said a little embarrassedly.
ha?
sunglasses!
I will definitely wear sunglasses next time. This little daughter-like overlord Xiang Yu is something even unofficial historians would not dare to write about! !
"I want to ask the two eldest brothers to help me in this secret realm. Well, I heard from the second brother that you call me a secret realm now. Although I created this secret realm by myself, the scope of my activities can only be in Xiangzhai. .
It seems that after some time, the power of the ban gradually dissipates, which is probably when you say the secret realm is fully opened, and then I can leave the yard or go outside. "
"So, you want us to find something, right? It's a small matter. Draw me a map, and I promise to bring it back to you in a minute."
Lao Sun said calmly and seemed to be very experienced.
"It's almost the same. I mainly want to ask my two eldest brothers to help me find Yu Ji in the secret realm. I don't know how busy it is..."
