"Okay, guests, now we need to choose a divination language version. Please come to the table."
Lao Sun took a deep breath, then regained his composure. He was the first to step forward and asked in a deep voice,
"How to choose, besides Chinese?"
"Mr. Walker was joking. Although there are others, our store doesn't use them. The language version I just mentioned is actually the language version explaining the divination phenomenon. There are ordinary, mysterious, and secondary."
The young boss’s smile was still warm and he continued to say with a smile,
"After all, we have to respect the needs of every customer. After all, some customers like the tone of the second-level commentary. Just choose the one you like."
While talking, the young boss took out a compass from his pocket, with words densely written on it.
Lao Sun was stunned, playing with the compass in his hand curiously, then looked at it carefully, and said seriously,
"I want this disguise...ah no, the cold version!"
"Okay, no problem, dear~"
The young boss casually picked up the tarot cards in his hand, his smile did not diminish, he cut the cards skillfully, and three seconds later, he put the cards on the table.
"Mr. Walker, please draw a card and turn it over."
Lao Sun tried his best to pretend to be calm, but in fact he was full of curiosity. He carefully passed three cards from the pile, pulled out the fourth card and turned it over.
"Well, it's the Fool."
The young boss looked at the pattern on the card. The pattern was of a young man wearing colorful clothes, carrying a cane on his shoulder, luggage hanging on the top of the cane, and a dog pulling behind him, and said with a smile.
"According to the rules of Tarot, you are actually asked to turn over three cards that represent the past, present, and future. But Mr. Walker, you are asking about your career, so one card is enough."
Lao Sun nodded calmly, but in fact he was full of confusion and didn't understand anything at all.
Interpretation!
Hurry up and give me a cool interpretation!
"The pace is firm and foolish, and I have never regretted it in this life."
The young boss said softly, then smiled brightly and stretched out a palm towards Lao Sun,
"Chenghui is one million coins, should I pay by card or cash, dear~"
Lao Sun's mouth twitched.
This is completely different from what I imagined!
Moreover, how does this interpretation have anything to do with career? !
Although he was roaring loudly in his heart, Lao Sun nodded calmly on the surface and pointed at Mo Guan who was mocking mercilessly next to him.
"He pays!"
The laughter stopped abruptly.
Mo Guan had no expression on his face, then he took out a card and threw it over.
"Oh, old man, am I next?"
"Yes, Mr. Chef God, which language version do you want to choose?"
The young boss shook the lottery tube in his hand and asked with a warm smile.
"Old man, I can just use the most common one, and just draw the lottery, right?"
"That's right, dear~"
When Mr. Zhao heard this, he stopped smiling and looked serious. He closed his eyes and seemed to be praying for something. He picked up the lottery tube and shook it gently.
"Snapped!"
A bamboo stick falls.
"Congratulations to the guests, sign in, go to the water poor place, sit down and watch the clouds rise."
The young boss smiled and picked up the bamboo stick, whispered the signature, and raised his hand to show it to Mr. Zhao.
"Please ask the boss to explain it."
"No problem, Mr. Chef God."
The young boss put the bamboo stick in his hand back into the holder, and then said with a bright smile,
"The meaning of this sign is that the life of the person you miss will be smooth sailing in the future, without any major twists and turns. Occasionally, there will be some emotional difficulties, but in the end, you will get what you want and live a happy life."
"Hahahahaha, thank you very much for your kind words, boss!"
Mr. Zhao was obviously happy.
"This is the lot you drew, and it has nothing to do with me."
The young boss smiled broadly, casually took a card and swiped it on a small machine again.
Mo Guan: "..."
"Uh, I'm not the governor, do you pay for the treat?"
The young boss was stunned for a moment, then smiled broadly and asked Mo Guan.
Ma Dan!
Mo Guan looked at the young boss's card with a speechless expression, and then at Mr. Zhao who was smiling sheepishly next to him.
I fucking knew that was the case!
"Then I will choose whichever language version is the most expensive. There is no shortage of money. Do you understand?"
Mo Guan raised the big gold chain around his neck, looking like a nouveau riche, and said angrily.
Well, with this yellow hair, red half-pants and a big gold chain, he does look like a nouveau riche.
"No problem, dear, Mr. Governor, please put your hand on the crystal ball and I will divine your life for you."
Mo Guan looked calm and placed it on the crystal ball. The crystal ball immediately glowed and projected a huge scene on the wall, accompanied by heavy metal music.
"Hold the grass!"
Lao Sun spoke immediately, his eyes first shocked, then full of envy.
Looks a bit handsome...
"Hey, boss, why can't I hear the music or see the scene clearly?"
Mo Guan was shocked at first, and then roared with dissatisfaction.
Damn it!
I have paid so much money!
You're not going to give me a defective product! !
"Oh, Mr. Governor, this is normal, because it is your life that is being divined, and the secret cannot be revealed, so it can only be displayed vaguely."
The young boss's smile did not diminish. He raised his head and looked at the scene on the wall carefully, as if he could see through it.
A few minutes later, the crystal ball returned to its original state.
"Is this the end?"
Mo Guan said with some unfinished meaning. Although he couldn't see or hear clearly, he felt that the music and scenes were all grand and shocking.
"It's over, dear~, here's your explanation, it's a bit long, please listen carefully."
"no problem."
A bit long?
It means that I am really awesome!
Mo Guan thought with some excitement.
The young boss smiled brightly, coughed slightly, then magically took out a piece of paper, took a deep breath, and began to read quickly,
"Endless thunderstorms appear behind you, and the earth and the ocean tremble, symbolizing destruction and vitality; the dazzling brilliance has been dazzling from the past, the power of thunder high in the world, surrender to me, I will eventually come. Above the nine heavens; O loving Mother Earth, pray for me. I have been destined to achieve great things since I was born. Have any creatures in the world ever heard of it..."
"Hi, uncle!!"
Mo Guan became so angry that he felt so embarrassed that he almost exploded on the spot, so he yelled and interrupted.
"Pfft, hahahaha, hahahahaha!"
I laughed so hard that tears came out. I held my stomach and couldn't straighten my waist at all.
The old Sun lying on the side was lying on the ground, rolling on the ground with laughter. Even Mr. Zhao couldn't help but smile, and his shoulders couldn't help twitching.
"Stop laughing!"
Mo Guan's face turned red, he kicked Lao Sun on the ground, and shouted angrily.
Lao Sun didn't resist at all, holding his stomach and rolling on the floor with laughter.
"Niu... Niu, Mo Guan, your... this... divination... is absolutely... amazing!"
Lao Sun tried his best to show his thumb to Mo Guan, and then he fell down laughing.
"Ahem, the most expensive one is the second-grade version. It was your choice, Mr. Governor."
The young boss' smile remained unchanged and he shrugged, with a hint of helplessness in his eyes.
"Why is the second grade the most expensive?"
Mo Guan's face was filled with anger and he yelled at the top of his lungs.
“Because it has a lot of words.”
The young boss smiled broadly and explained with a sincere smile.
Mo Guan: "..."
"Well, it's my turn, I choose the normal version."
I suppressed a smile, walked to the table, and said to the young boss.
At this time, I suddenly realized that there is nothing wrong with being ordinary.
At least he won't die in public, hahaha...
"No problem, Mr. Free, I will divine your marriage right now."
I:"……"
Hey, hey, that's too much!
I have a name and a surname. Isn’t it disrespectful for you to call me Mr. Free?
Do ordinary people have no human rights? !
"It's not what you think, it's because you are free of charge, so in order to ensure the accuracy of the divination results, we will change your name to Mr. Free. This is also based on the principle of equivalence.
Because if you don't pay the divination fee and call the divination by your real name, it will cause an imbalance, which will affect the divination results at least, and cause major bad changes to your divination things at worst. "
The young boss smiled warmly, looked at me sincerely and explained with a smile, and then added another sentence.
"Of course, if you are willing to pay the hexagram fee, you won't have this problem."
I silently turned back to look at a certain governor.
"snort!"
Mo Guan snorted coldly, with a look of disdain on his face, and directly took his card away from the young boss.
"Well, um, Lao Chuan, I can't help you with this matter. Who made you laugh too loud just now?"
Lao Sun said calmly.
grass!
Why, you were kicked by Mo Guan until your face was swollen, but you didn't forget to laugh, so you still have the nerve to say it? !
"Can this be done without divination?"
I asked casually.
The young boss smiled brightly, looked a little embarrassed, and said with a smile,
"Yes, it is possible, but it may affect your luck in the next few days, and you may be slightly unlucky for a few days."
"Please give me a divination."
"Okay Mr. Free, please put you in the crystal ball."
I put my hand up sincerely, and suddenly the room was filled with light again, and a burst of sweet and light music sounded.
Mo Guan, who was looking at this scene, snorted angrily again.
Ten minutes later, the crystal ball became calm again.
"Well, Mr. Free, your marriage is a bit complicated. Although it seems extremely ordinary and has no major complications, it is relatively easy to change.
Because it seems to be changing at any time. This is the first time I have seen it since I started working in the industry. Therefore, I cannot explain it in detail for you. I can only give you a sentence. "
The young boss frowned slightly as he looked at the note in his hand, and his smile faded a bit. He raised his head and smiled at me, then calmly put the crystal ball into the box.
"Don't hesitate, don't hesitate, don't regret."
Old Sun looked confused.
Mo Guan is thoughtful.
Mr. Zhao smiled and said nothing.
I was the only one standing there in a daze, speechless.
Ma Dan!
Sure enough, the goods are cheap but not good!
"This is my personal advice to you about your marriage, but it's up to you how to do it. I wish you a smooth life and a happy relationship."
The young boss said with a bright smile.
At this time, I didn't take it to heart. I just thought it was because it was free of charge, so it was just perfunctory for me.
After all, since it doesn’t even have my name, it must be inaccurate. As for the suggestions, they are simply lingua franca!
