After the dragon's words, there is no more silence.
I looked at the traditional Chinese characters on the delicate little wooden sign in front of me with an expressionless face. Finally, with the help of Old Sun next to me, I figured out which eight characters these eight characters were.
"Tsk, tsk, even a mere illiterate dares to blackmail..."
"If you don't accept it, come again."
I looked at Mo Guan angrily and said, "Why are you still speaking so harshly after being beaten like this?"
Mo Guan, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, closed his mouth knowingly and silently picked up the barley in his hand.
Well, the three portions I asked for before, except after drinking a cup of Dragon's Language and breaking a few cups, the rest have now been taken away by the opposite Mo Guan.
"Look what I'm doing. It's written very clearly. It's you, Lao Chuan, who insists on drinking Dragon's Language first, and you don't blame me. After ordinary people drink Dragon's Language for the first time, they should drink something else or eat something else within at least three days. , are all boring, and this can’t be wasted.”
Mo Guan took a sip. His mood finally improved a little due to the heavy bleeding, and he immediately smiled and said to me.
"What about me, Dragon Language? I still have two cups of Dragon Language?!"
"Similarly, every cup of Dragon Language is unique and has its own dominance. Those who surrender to it are not allowed to taste it. This kind of thing is even more impossible for evenly matched opponents."
Mo Guan smacked his lips and put down a cup of Dragon Language with satisfaction.
It is indeed the treasure of my store.
"Of course, if you are an immortal, you won't have this trouble. At least you can try different dragon languages, if you can hold on."
"What about Mr. Zhao?"
I regretted it as soon as I said it. I was so angry that I could even ask such a retarded question.
Mo Guan had a look of contempt on his face, his eyes full of intellectual superiority.
Mr. Zhao, where do you think he is an ordinary person? !
"Haha, old man, I'm just a little interested in the ingredients, so it's not surprising that I can try more."
Mr. Zhao's smile remained unabated, he put down the half-cup of Long Yu in his hand and nodded with satisfaction.
As for a certain monkey hair, I think there is no need to look at it anymore. I have become accustomed to it.
"I said, Xiao Mo, you..."
"Xiao Mo, you are such a big-headed devil! Call me Governor Mo, and you have to be an old Mo. You are an ordinary bastard, so don't be too arrogant!"
"Okay, Lao Mo, Lao Mo, come on, Lao Sun, give him a saying."
I said calmly.
"Well, Old Mo, I'm not curious about this, Old Mo, Old Mo, the old man grinds ink, the old man grinds, the old tree makes ink, the old tree grinds..."
"Ahem!"
Seeing that it was getting further and further away, I quickly coughed dryly.
"Lao Deng's ink painting! Yes, this is okay. You Mo Guan, Lao Deng, fell from the sky, fell into the water, and spat out an ink stand. In fact, the water was in a bathtub, and your Mo Guan fell on a girl. In the boudoir, this beautiful girl named Xiao Zhao is taking a bath..."
boom!
Mo Guan's face turned red, and he quickly picked up a cup of milk tea and threw it on the face of the gullible Old Sun. Then he smiled at me awkwardly and looked at Xiao Zhao cautiously beside him.
"What are you doing, Mo Guan, I'm so good at this. The story is adapted from a true story, with sentiment and meaning..."
Boom! Boom!
The thunder carried purple light and passed away in a flash
Mo Guan had no expression on his face and flicked his fingers lightly. There were still a few tiny arcs on them.
"I'm sorry, Lao Chuan, I'm just kidding. The weather has been humid recently and the air is relatively humid, so I occasionally have this old habit. Don't mind."
I opened my mouth and then wisely asked no more questions.
Killing chickens to scare monkeys, ah no, it should be killing monkeys to scare people. I tried my best to pretend to be calm, and controlled myself not to look at the monkey hair that was twitching in front of me, covered in burnt black, and exuding the smell of meat.
"Fuck! Mo Guan, you old man, you want to fight, right? Lao Chuan just didn't beat you up, right? Come on, come on, grandpa, I'll satisfy you today..."
But in less than a second, Lao Sun returned to his original state, not even a single burnt black hair could be found, and he was staring at Mo Guan with an unkind look on his face.
"I remember that a certain product still owes me money. How long has it been?"
Mo Guan smiled slightly and said calmly. At this time, the yellow hair on his head looked particularly extraordinary.
Lao Sun froze.
"About sixty-nine, eighty-two thousand four thousand five hundred and twenty-three yuan and seventy-two cents, right?"
Mo Guan banged his head, pretending to be thinking hard and finally remembering.
I was speechless inside.
I remember this in detail. Are you sure Mo Guan doesn't take a look at it every time and silently bear Lao Sun's debt?
"Ahem, what, do you think I will give in like this?"
Lao Sun looked determined.
A trace of surprise flashed across Mo Guan's face.
"As for you, Lao Chuan, do you think I will give in like this? How could I, Lao Sun, be threatened by you and give my beloved relatives, friends, brothers and sisters, Mo Guan, an unpleasant, funny, insulting nickname or saying?!
Who do you think my old grandson is, ah? ! "
The table was banged by Old Sun, and Old Sun's firm and unchanging expression once again refreshed my understanding.
Pooh!
This fucking monkey hair!
Not even one hundred millionth of the grace of my ancestors!
With a look of disdain on my face, I turned around and looked at Mo Guan angrily, my eyes full of evil.
"You...what do you want to do? Let me tell you, Lao Chuan. I won't tolerate you in a one-on-one fight now. Either you have to allow me to use some small spells, or you have to allow me to have a body strength two levels higher than ordinary people. Otherwise, I will I will never follow you..."
"Who wants to fight you? Do you have a pen and paper?"
I said angrily, I'm so drunk that I'm going to fight with you, an immortal.
"Yes, what are you going to do..."
Mo Guan's face was full of doubts, and he casually took the pen and paper from Xiao Zhao and handed it to me.
Swish, brush, brush!
I skillfully wrote the numbers, dates, reasons, and signed my name with satisfaction.
"Take the money, nine million yuan, and change it into RMB. I can use it when I go back. This is an IOU."
I slapped the IOU on the table calmly.
Mo Guan looked dull.
Lao Sun's eyes lit up.
"Well, lend me another 18 million..."
"roll!!"
"Huh? Xiaochuan, are you very short of money? Old man, I still have some balance, but I gave it to Nono. The money is all in her hands. You can go back and ask her for it later."
Mr. Zhao frowned slightly at first, then said with a smile.
Ah this.
I waved my hands repeatedly, looking embarrassed.
In fact, I just wanted to tease Mo Guan. It’s not that he is really short of money. Now he has 100,000 yuan a month, villas, luxury cars, companies, etc., but he still lacks nothing.
Um, if that's the case, how come you owe so many debts, Old Sun?
"The world and the underworld do not use the same currency. This is not the main thing. The main thing is that here in the underworld, you can buy a lot of magical things, materials, and weapons. When Lao Chuan returns, you will probably officially become a driving employee." Got it.”
Lao Sun glanced at me and instantly understood what I was wondering about, and immediately explained with a smile.
"That's right, if you change it into RMB, do you know how much the nine million yuan in my underworld would cost if I converted it into RMB? If you add up the whole world, you may not have that much money. The value of some things cannot be measured by money at all. Even for me Not everything can be bought with underworld coins.
High-end talents are bartered for things. No, you, Lao Chuan, should go back and read more. Illiteracy is terrible! "
My face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. I looked down at myself, who was dressed in smart casual clothes, and then at Mo Guan opposite, who had a big gold chain hanging around his neck and yellow hair on his head.
Which one of us is more illiterate? You can't count yourself? !
"Guys, it's time to get off work and the shop is about to close."
Before I could reply, Xiao Zhao, who had always been smiling and listening to our conversation without saying a word, took a piece of colorful cloth and began to wipe the table and put it away.
"Sorry to bother you, thank you for your hospitality."
Mr. Zhao stood up first, smiled and saluted.
"I wish you a pleasant journey."
Xiao Zhao also bowed and said with a smile.
"Let's go, Lao Chuan, I'll take you to experience the nightlife of the underworld."
Mo Guan stood up and said calmly.
"Huh? Aren't you the shop owner? There are no rooms on the second or third floor of this shop. Can't you entertain me? I want to rest for a while."
Well, I am really tired. I walked all the way, got beaten up again, and had a fight for a long time. I have long wanted to sleep for a while.
"Pfft, hahaha, Lao Chuan, you better stop embarrassing Lao Mo. He is like that. Don't think about it. What kind of shop owner? Don't you know that in this kind of small shop, the boss lady has the final say?"
Lao Sun winked at me and said with a smile.
"The old man has heard about it since he was young. The story of Governor Mo Guan and Miss Xiao Zhao is indeed a good story."
Mr. Zhao also added with a smile.
"Now that you're here, why don't I entertain you? I usually sleep and live on the second floor whenever I want."
Mo Guan's face was full of embarrassment, but he still tried to hold his neck and said.
"Then you don't have to come back to live this month."
A soft voice came from behind.
"Ah, honey, I was wrong! This bastard Xingzhe forced me to say it!"
Mo Guan turned around and shouted with a sad face.
"Bah! Look at you like that!"
With a look of contempt on his face, Lao Sun kicked me up angrily, then looked back at me and said seriously,
"Lao Chuan, you have to gain some momentum. Don't weaken your momentum with Qiong Jing when you go back. If you take a step back in this kind of thing, you will lose every step of the way! At least you have to be able to save some private money, you know, don't This thing is so useless!"
"What? Lao Chuan has a girlfriend. I thought you couldn't find a partner. Who is so blind... Bah, bah, what, I didn't say anything. It just so happens that if you have a girlfriend, let's There’s no need to go to Zuiyunxuan.”
Mo Guan stared at me curiously, looking up and down, full of wonder.
"You originally planned to go to Zuiyunxuan?"
Another light voice came.
"No! Absolutely not! Wife, my loyalty to you can be seen from the sun and the moon! It's all because of Lao Sun, a guy who seems to be unworthy of women, who forced me to take him to a place like that to gain experience!"
Mo Guan spoke righteously and said solemnly.
I had no expression on my face, and then I kicked him hard as well.
What the hell? !
