"This is the language of the dragon. I didn't expect that I, the old man, would be the last to have a drink."
Mr. Zhao smiled and shook the "plain water" in the cup slightly, and said with some emotion.
Mo Guan took a sip of Hanshuang, raised his head and glanced at Mr. Zhao, and immediately said angrily,
"Didn't you win the dragon language formula, and you are still sighing here?"
"There is a recipe, but the ingredients are rare and scarce. Old man, I am an ordinary person. I have no willpower, and even a clever woman can't make a meal without straw!"
Mr. Zhao said with a smile.
I silently picked up the Dragon Language in my hand, not intending to participate in this dispute-filled conversation.
There should be nothing wrong with this dragon language, right?
Whether it will cause bursting due to lack of nourishment is a question I should consider now.
Lao Sun, what do you think?
I raised my head and looked at Lao Sun questioningly.
"It's okay, feel free to drink it. Just treat it as a relatively luxurious drink. It won't have any impact. There are only advantages and no disadvantages."
real?
My eyes were full of suspicion.
"Of course, I, Old Sun, can still lie to you, Lao Chuan. Mr. Zhao didn't say anything."
Mr. Zhao had already taken a sip of Longyu at this time, as if he was savoring the taste. Hearing what Old Sun said, he smiled and nodded towards me.
Okay, let me try this dragon language boiled water that sells for three million coins. What’s so special about it?
With a calm look on my face, I picked up the cup and drank it in one gulp.
A little sweet...well, now it's a little sour, and then a warm and mellow taste similar to white wine fills the entire mouth, as if you are in a field, as refreshing as a spring breeze.
Then after crossing the throat and reaching the stomach, the warm feeling gradually spreads out... Fuck!
I opened my eyes suddenly, couldn't help but open my mouth wide, stuck out my tongue, and gasped for air.
From the throat to the esophagus of the stomach, there was a burning sensation that was stronger than any liquor I had ever come into contact with. And this feeling has not weakened, but has become more and more obvious as time goes by.
Hot magma flowed through my body like a volcanic eruption, almost visible to the naked eye. My back and even my whole body were wet with sweat.
But despite this, he didn't want to drink anything else to quench his thirst and cool down. Even if the heat was unbearable, the feeling of relief that followed spread throughout his body.
"Cool……!"
I couldn't help shouting, but what surprised me was that the sound I made at this time was not a human voice, but a high, mysterious and majestic syllable.
Dragon roars.
My heart was filled with shock. Is this the origin of the name Dragon Language? At the same time, the hot feeling in my body gradually dissipated, but it was still very warm, and a coolness and contradictory heat rushed straight to my forehead.
Then, after it was transmitted to the brain nerves, everything disappeared instantly, and an explosion sounded out of thin air in my mind.
"Ho~!"
It seemed imaginary and real, a dream and an illusion. I seemed to see a majestic, mighty and domineering dragon in my mind!
But its whole body seemed to be wrapped in heavy fog. I couldn't see the color of its eyes or its body clearly. I could only feel that it was huge. It seemed like a bunch of emotionless golden vertical pupils stared at me and let out a roar.
I do not know how long it has been.
I was immersed in the fantasy dream that gradually dissipated. When my sight returned again, I slowly came back to my senses and looked at the empty cup in my hand with amazement.
"Huh? Not bad. You came to your senses so quickly, but you still drank a whole glass at once. Tsk tsk, I take back my previous comment. You Lao Chuan may be the third scumbag now."
Ma Dan!
I thought I had some special performance or potential?
The result is that he changed from fighting against the fifth scum to being suspected of fighting against the third scum, right?
This is useful!
This yellow hair simply deserves a beating. No wonder I can't control the urge to punch him when I see this face.
I have an expressionless face and am too lazy to talk to Mo Guan. The situation is stronger than the other person, and now I can't defeat this guy. Who else can I help if I call this Monkey Hair like Lao Sun?
"What, why is this tasteless? Isn't this cup broken?"
I looked at Xiao Zhao with a puzzled look on my face and held another cup of milk tea called "Four Seasons" in my hand. Although the name sounded like wine, it actually said milk tea.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that I just took a big sip of the Four Seasons and wanted to taste other flavors. In the end, it had no taste at all. It was blander than boiled water. In the true sense, it had no taste at all.
No, this is priced at "one million coins" for a cup. There are various fruit-like pulps inside, and there is a soft, colorful light slowly emitting from the outside.
No matter how you look at it, the modulation is not broken?
"This is not bad."
Xiao Zhao said with a smile, and then reached out to take away the other drinks in front of me.
"Hey, what are you doing, robbing?"
"Robbery is nothing. Wasn't this what you, Lao Chuan, just blackmailed me for?"
"Who is blackmailing you? I warn you not to talk nonsense. I will sue you for defamation. I will sue you for defamation!"
"Sue! Mad, believe it or not, I, the governor, will give you a one-day tour ticket to the underworld, so that you can experience what the eighteen levels of hell are!"
It's very strange. We have just met each other and haven't exchanged a few words yet, but at this time, I have no communication barriers. It's like we have been friends for a long time, pointing at our noses and starting to curse each other.
"Mad! The boss and the employer have long seen that you are unhappy. A mere rubbish ordinary person dares to blackmail me!"
Mo Guanqi's fingers were trembling, he rolled up his sleeves and was about to take action.
"Come on, whoever is cowardly is your son, Ma Dan, you said it as if the boss and the employer are happy with you, who are you trying to scare with your yellow hair? If you have the ability, don't use your rogue immortality ability, and become an ordinary person like me. See if I can kill you!"
I don't want to show any weakness. Maybe it's because the yellow hair is too irritating and has a provocative face, or maybe it's because the dragon's words just now emboldened me.
"Crazy! Don't stop me. Today I will just return to my normal body. Come on, Lao Chuan, bah, no, boy, I'll fight to the end if I'm a man!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
I became so angry that I picked up a glass of wine and threw it at this provocative yellow-haired face.
boom!
Precise strike!
"Fuck! Labor and capital's highland barley! Five hundred and eighty thousand a cup!"
Mo Guan's eyes turned red instantly, and he didn't even bother to wipe the fragrant liquid on his face. He picked up his fist and threw it at me.
ah?
That's it.
My heart is full of contempt, nothing else. At this time, Mo Guan was waving his fists like a child, fighting randomly and without any rules.
Although I'm not that great, at least I was forced to learn by the old man for a few years when I was a child, and I practiced some self-defense, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to beat up my mentally retarded leader.
I dare not say one against ten, but I can still handle one, two or three ordinary people.
Especially this kind of Mo Guan, who has a normal body shape and no muscles. If he had a so-called ordinary body, which is what he is now, I would give him ten.
My heart was full of excitement, and I ducked slightly to avoid Mo Guan's right fist. I casually picked up another glass in my hand and hit Mo Guan's face accurately.
Mo Guan felt pain, closed his eyes and smacked his lips. When he opened his eyes, they became even redder.
"Fuck! The snowy land of labor and capital costs 2.3 million a cup!!"
really.
Looking at Mo Guan's unscathed face, not even a scratch, I understood in my heart, and I was angry and happy at the same time.
The Immortals such as Mader are all the same, with rough skin and thick flesh.
But it's just right, just don't worry about hitting this thing, and don't worry about hitting it too hard.
I picked up a cup again and poured it accurately on Mo Guan's face. While blinding my vision, I punched his nose mercilessly, then I hugged his waist, stretched out my legs to trip, put him down by his shoulders, and grabbed him. His head was hit hard on the ground.
Well, it's the simplest small combo of duels. Depending on the situation, you can add pussy teases, chokeholds, eye insertions, knee kicks, etc. The most important thing is the tactic of blocking the enemy's vision at the beginning.
But prepare flour, lime, and ahem in advance. When I was a child, I fought with this skill and became the king of children. Unfortunately, I was suppressed by the old man before I could make any achievements.
However, it is enough to deal with Mo Guan at this time.
"Fuck! It hurts! What a dirty trick you are using!"
Bang bang bang!
I don’t care about that much. I didn’t say anything to you, you rough-skinned guy. I just went up and greeted this provocative face with my bows and fists.
"Ahhh! Get out of here!"
Mo Guan was in so much pain that he couldn't open his eyes, and he kicked him randomly. I quickly dodged it, stepped on his back with one foot, held down his arm with one hand, pulled him back to grab him, and made a fist with the other hand, and continued to hit his head. Say hello.
Bang bang bang!
"Are you convinced?"
"It's fair to obey your uncle..."
Fair ass!
I'm just an ordinary person, and I'm going to have a fair duel with you, the governor of the underworld, because I'm crazy!
Bang bang bang bang bang!
"Are you convinced?"
Feeling relaxed and hearty.
"Fuck you, uncle, I will obey you..."
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang!
"Ahhh! Why don't you catch me and slap me in the face..."
A full ten minutes later.
Mo Guan's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he was in a miserable state. He gritted his teeth and stared at me, as if he wanted to eat someone.
"Oh, Mo Guan, I'm not telling you. You've been playing games for a long time. Why don't you have any brains at all? A great mage insists on fighting soldiers at close quarters, and he has returned to an ordinary person's body. He doesn't know how much he weighs. Ah, have you ever learned fighting? Just fight with Lao Chuan Lianjiazi, don't you just get beaten?!"
Lao Sun looked calm, enjoying the pastries and milk tea comfortably, shaking his head and saying with a smile.
"Fuck! You knew he knew martial arts and why didn't you tell him earlier!"
"What? I, Old Sun, didn't take the opportunity to kick you Mo Guan just now. It was because of the fifty luxurious meals today."
Mo Guan: "..."
"Eh? Old Sun, how do you know that I have studied martial arts? I remember I never told you, Old Sun."
I looked surprised.
"Oh, um, when I was playing real-person CS and was attacked by Lao Chuan, I wanted to find an opportunity to beat you up and take revenge. But when I checked later, I found out that you Lao Chuan had practiced it, so I turned it off. This thought.
And I checked it in advance. This is called being prepared, knowing yourself and the enemy, and winning every battle! "
Old Sun looked happy.
I looked calm and silently made a note in my mind.
