"Mr. Sun, can I understand that you are provoking us mountain ghosts?"
Qiong Jing's pretty face flashed with warmth and anger, and her beautiful eyes had a rare coldness.
If it weren't for the sake of sister Inuo and the face of the Immortal Seed next to you, do you think the mountain ghosts would just go on a blind date with humans?
Over and over again, without even saying a word of greeting or exchange of words, he just keeps feeling disgusted. Do you really think that all mountain ghosts are good-natured and bad-tempered?
"Could it be that Mr. Sun already has a good match and looks down on my sisters who are vulgar and vulgar?"
I lost it!
I was stunned and froze in place.
Didn't he just say this, and the reaction was so big?
What's going on with you looking like you're about to eat someone?
Is it possible that Shangui is really worried about getting married? !
I hurriedly raised my head to look at Lao Sun, and came over to save the siege, you monkey hair caused this mess!
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Lao Sun pretended not to see my eyes asking for help, turned his head to one side and whistled coolly.
Your uncle!
I cursed in my heart and looked up at the situation that was almost out of control. Qiong Jing's beautiful eyes in front of me became colder and colder, and a group of hostile eyes behind them made me feel cold.
If Qiong Jing hadn't been in front, she might have rushed over and tore me into pieces.
"That, that what..."
"Ahem, what about that, Miss Qiongjing, Lao Chuan is just thin-faced, shy and embarrassed, and dare not say anything about his heart. It's up to you to make any arrangements for him. I can guarantee that although my brother has low emotional intelligence and looks, File, but the character and character are absolutely excellent!”
Before I could finish half of my sentence, Lao Sun next to me interrupted me loudly.
"Wait, that..."
"That's it. I had some misunderstandings. I thought Mr. Sun was high-minded and looked down on you. Mr. Xingzhe asked you to go to such trouble to trouble us, but you were just joking."
Qiong Jing's pretty face softened slightly, and a smile appeared on her face again.
"It's such a male chauvinism. I hope Miss Qiongjing can understand it, but my brother's cooking skills are quite good. I definitely can't treat your sisters badly."
"I'm actually saying..."
"That's good. After all, I'm also afraid that my sisters, who haven't realized the word love yet, will encounter some scumbag among modern humans, like dog-lickers."
"Hahaha, don't worry, Miss Qiongjing, I, Lao Sun, can guarantee that Lao Chuan is definitely not that kind of person."
"Then please worry more about it, Mr. Sun."
Looking at the two people in front of me, you said something to me, and decided the matter without even giving me a chance to speak. My eyes wanted to step on them directly.
What free love?
This is an arranged marriage! !
Although I don’t suffer at all for being assigned a mountain ghost, I still have a shame.
I finally made up my mind and then went back on my promise the next second. I can’t even afford to lose this person!
"Old Sun, what the hell do you mean? If Mader can't trick me to death, you can't do it today, right?"
I stared at Lao Sun and quickly shook my eyes.
Lao Sun looked calm and continued talking to Qiong Jing with a smile on his face. He quietly raised his eyebrows at me for a moment.
"This is a great thing. Lao Sun, you can accept it with peace of mind. Qiong Jing has invited so many mountain ghosts to play with you. I'm afraid you won't be able to get out of here if Lao Chuan doesn't take one of you away today."
Damn you, uncle! ! !
I couldn't wait to go up and kick this bitch to death. I didn't expect that she was just here to attend Mr. Zhao's banquet, and I even got myself involved in it.
You have to bring one, right?
OK! Just wait!
I gritted my teeth and gave Lao Sun an annoyed look.
"What, what do you, Lao Chuan, want to do?"
Lao Sun had a look of astonishment on his face. Seeing me rushing over with a calm expression, he felt inexplicably guilty and took a few steps back.
"Mr. Walker, Mr. Walker? Are you uncomfortable? Regarding the 21st Article on the Love Trial, I think we still have to..."
I took a deep breath, looked calm, stepped forward quickly, and kicked Lao Sun away.
"Huh? Mr. Sun, you came just in time. What do you think about the conversation between Mr. Xingzhe and I just now..."
"I declare you!"
"... If you are not satisfied with any of them, we can discuss it... Huh?!"
Qiong Jing was stunned for a moment, her pretty face full of confusion.
"I said, I like you, Qiong Jing. I have fallen in love with you at first sight since the last time we met. In my eyes, I can't let anyone go except you."
Ma Dan!
I resisted the embarrassment that I was about to dig out a large villa, tried my best to pretend to be calm, looked at the pretty face in front of me that was flawless, and spoke seriously.
A dead horse becomes a live doctor!
"No, no, Mr. Sun, you must be joking, right? This is your first time meeting me. You haven't talked to me about anything, and we don't understand anything..."
After she realized what she was doing, Qiong Jing's pretty face turned red, and she waved her hands in a panic, feeling at a loss what to do.
"It always feels like things are counterproductive. When it comes, I know that I have ended my life. Have you ever heard of a glimpse of ten thousand years? If I never see you again, even if I live another ten thousand years, A soulless shell.”
Mudd!
Who wrote such disgusting and vulgar love words? Apart from those rubbish earthy love words and homophonic memes, this is all the search engines have left!
When I get back safely, I won't believe you unless I stew the monkey hair.
Looking at Qiong Jing, whose pretty face was flushed, her head almost buried in the hill, she was like an ostrich.
My heart was full of helplessness. I thought this mountain ghost was someone, but when I saw it, it was another girl who looked like a blank sheet of paper.
Impressed!
I originally thought that my lack of emotional experience was rare for human beings, but compared with these mountain ghosts, I'm afraid I'm not at full level.
"It turns out to be Sister Qiongjing. No wonder she always looks down on us."
"If I were a man, I would definitely fall in love with Sister Qiongjing."
"She is a beautiful person with a kind heart and knows a lot. Oh, it is not unfair to lose to Qiong Jing."
"Hehe, with your small body, how can you compare with sister Qiong Jing?"
"You're looking for a fight, right? Don't think that I'm afraid of you now that you're a little older!"
"Come on, come on."
Oh, it’s over!
There was no fluctuation in my heart, and the mountain ghosts in my ears who were still well-behaved just now were also in a mess as I confessed to Qiong Jing.
Hurry up, finish your words and run away!
"Of course, I know that I am definitely not worthy of you Qiong Jing, so I don't dare to ask you to agree. Even if I try to fall in love, I have no confidence that I can lock you with me."
Hold it, hold it!
It's almost over!
With a sincere look on my face, I continued to speak faster and said quickly,
"So there is no need to refuse, I will retreat on my own. I just want to express my feelings briefly and let you know that there is still such a person in the world who cares about you.
Just live a happy life and pursue your love boldly without worrying about me.
Just like mountains and rivers, I am just a wandering street...ahem. "
Damn it!
It turns out to be a dog-licking quotation! !
"...Ahem, that's it anyway, Miss Qiongjing, I'm leaving first, the banquet should be about to start. If there is anything wrong with my abruptness, please forgive me."
I quickly said something casually, put down Qiong Jing's jade-soft hand that I had just held up to enhance the atmosphere, picked up Lao Sun, who was lying on the ground, watching the show with his eyes wide open, and escaped from the attic in an instant.
I ran for ten minutes.
I didn’t know which direction I was running in, but I couldn’t go wrong by following the smell of the rice.
"Niubi, Lao Chuan!"
Old Sun, who had been dragged all the way by me and whose clothes were directly torn, only reacted belatedly and looked up at me with admiration.
boom!
I threw the monkey hair on the ground angrily, and then kicked it.
"Niu Bi, you uncle! If it weren't for your grandson, why would I be in such a mess?"
"Why are you so embarrassed? Lao Chuan, your A has been blown up, okay? Although the words are a bit disgusting and humble, this is a way to retreat. In such a short period of time, coupled with Lao Chuan, your appearance naturally makes people sympathetic. , it’s really awesome!”
I deadpanned.
What is a naturally sympathetic appearance?
What's wrong with the public face? Has the public face eaten your rice? !
"It's only a small step to make progress. That's a quote about dog licking that I just found. I didn't even see it clearly!"
I said to Lao Sun angrily, while deleting these rubbish copywriting in my hand.
"Ah? Is there any signal here? Lao Chuan, how did you search for it?"
"You know shit!"
I quickly deleted the junk copywriting on my phone. The old man had sent me so many messages before, and even made a memo, but he had always ignored them and forgotten to delete them.
But I didn't expect this thing to be useful one day.
"Wait, that's not right, Lao Chuan, you mean you don't like Qiong Jing. Did you just lie to me?"
"What lie? Didn't I say that? Qiong Jing is the one with the best appearance among the bunch. If you choose her, you don't have to worry about the opinions of other mountain ghosts, and they will go on a blind date one by one."
I said casually, but felt a little guilty.
I just didn't expect that Qiong Jing was also a blank slate. Looking at her familiar appearance before, I thought she had some emotional experience.
"I feel a little sorry for Qiong Jing. Let's find an opportunity to apologize to her after dinner. Hey, Lao Sun, do you have any gifts, just an apology or something?"
When Lao Sun heard this, he shook his head and looked at me with a look of disdain. Then he seemed to have thought of something. He smiled, looked at me with sympathy and said,
"I think your words are still lingering in your stomach, Lao Chuan. Don't say it anymore. There's no point in apologizing. It mainly depends on what Qiong Jing thinks. You, Lao Chuan, just..."
"What happened? Why did you become mute halfway through speaking?"
I casually said doubtfully, I finally deleted all of them. I was really embarrassed. When I looked up, I saw Lao Sun shrinking his head, tens of meters away from me, looking for ants with his head down.
"Why are you so far away from me? I won't beat your grandson to death now. I haven't finished speaking yet. What happened to me just now?"
"Mr. Sun, you just shook my hand."
A gentle, yet cold voice with a hint of murderous intent came from behind me.
