A bullet came out of the gun, sparking in the night, and accurately passed through Old Sun's scalp, instantly burning a hole in his thick black hair.
I put down the pistol with an expressionless face. People, you can't be too soft-hearted.
Otherwise, you will be like me, knowing that the bullet cannot kill this monkey hair, but still not aiming.
"Wow! Lao Chuan, you are so damn sick! I just told you later, you are... your uncle! Stop! What are you going to do!!"
I smiled slightly, silently took out an AK from the back seat, opened a lollipop and put it in my mouth.
Well, since I quit smoking, I usually keep some lollipops with me, and I always feel uncomfortable without something in my mouth.
"Da da da da da da!"
I skillfully pulled the trigger and fired directly in front of me. Listening to the screams of a certain monkey-haired ghost crying and howling like a wolf, and watching the sparks flying from the muzzle of the gun in the night, I finally felt better.
One minute later.
After finishing the beating, I came to Lao Sun with a smile on my face. I looked at his embarrassed appearance and unsightly hairstyle, and I felt extremely satisfied.
Then, without mercy, I continued to pick up the barrel of the gun and smashed it directly into the monkey's face.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Let you watch the labor-management joke! !
Let you drive blindly! ! !
A full half hour later.
In a calm mood, I returned to the co-pilot. I glanced at the bruised and swollen old grandson in the driver's seat, and said calmly,
"drive!"
As for the little Loli Enoch who is partnering with this Monkey Hair, well, I am an adult after all, and I can really relate to children.
I casually raised my head and glanced at the rearview mirror, looking at the little mountain ghost loli in the back seat who was covering her obviously red and swollen forehead with tears in her eyes, a lollipop in her mouth, and gritted teeth on her face.
Of course, I am in a more comfortable mood, and I am willing to admit defeat. I bet a lollipop and my brain will break. However, you, little mountain ghost loli, are unlucky, so don’t blame me.
Old Sun in the driver's seat glanced at me furtively, and I didn't even have to think about it. I knew that Monkey Feather was despising me and scolding me for being shameless, but I'm just an ordinary person.
Beating someone is also a strenuous job. Now that I have a sore back, I am still too lazy to talk to Lao Sun.
"By the way, Old Sun, bullets and other things shouldn't be able to hurt you, right? Did you need to scream like that just now? It was over."
I said with a casual smile.
"Fuck you! It won't hurt you, but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It hurts even if Lao Chuan punches me. Do you think it doesn't hurt when that thing passes through my body?"
Lao Sun rubbed his swollen cheeks, grinned, and said to me angrily.
"You, the mighty Sun Xingzhe, are you still afraid of pain?"
I smiled when I heard this, and immediately teased Lao Sun and said with a smile.
"Of course you're not afraid of pain. I've been through so many things before that I can hardly remember how much pain I've experienced."
Lao Sun said something casually, and then said excitedly,
"But I have to attend the banquet of the mountain ghosts. You, Lao Chuan, really have to use a gun to pierce several holes. Although it will heal quickly, there will still be a burning feeling in my stomach and intestines, which will affect my eating and tasting. Delicious taste!”
I covered my face silently, feeling speechless in my heart. I looked angrily at Lao Sun beside me, who was shouting excitedly, and I didn't want to say a word in my heart.
Done!
This monkey hair is hopeless!
Within a few days of coming to this small courtyard, I have transformed from a monkey who loves hot pot to a complete foodie.
Well, it seems that I can’t blame Old Sun. With Mr. Zhao’s craftsmanship, it may be normal for him to become a foodie. The banquet held by the mountain ghosts for Mr. Zhao...
...The delicacies of Changshengzhong must be delicious... Ahem, bah! What the hell am I thinking!
I quickly shook my head, my heart filled with self-blame and hatred. Mr. Zhao will really pass away in a short time. Why the hell am I still thinking about the "memorial service" held by the mountain ghost in advance for Mr. Zhao?
I hurriedly looked back, wanting to confirm that little Loli Enoch was in a good state of mind.
"Huh...huh...huhu, I'm so hungry...I really want to eat ribs...huhu..."
The little mountain ghost Lolita in the back seat had fallen asleep at some point, with a lollipop in her mouth, talking in her sleep, and a trace of saliva dripping from the corner of her mouth.
Ma Dan!
Why do I, an ordinary person, worry so much!
Worrying and suspecting that this little mountain ghost loses control of her emotions and does something that may destroy the world is completely unnecessary, okay? !
I carefully covered myself with a warm coat and turned the heater in the car to maximum.
"Well, Lao Sun, call me when you get there. I'll take a nap first."
"Wait, Lao Chuan, I..."
I needed to catch up on my sleep. I was too tired to listen to what Lao Sun had to say, so I covered my ears and fell asleep at the speed of light.
Lao Sun stared at me in amazement as I fell asleep for a second, and then looked at the little Loli Enoch who was sleeping soundly in the back seat. The corner of his mouth twitched, and his face looked like he was about to cry without tears.
"I really don't know the way!"
A certain sad Monkey Maoru shouted in a low voice.
The happy time of sleeping is always short-lived, especially as people gradually enter middle age, they feel that there is not enough time to sleep at all.
When I obviously only felt like I had slept for ten minutes, but in fact I had slept for almost an hour, I was rudely woken up by Lao Sun with a resentful look on his face. I felt even more deeply that time would fly by while sleeping like this.
"Eh? Lao Chuan, the swelling on your face disappeared very quickly. Is it gone so quickly?"
I looked at the handsome old Sun with some surprise.
Lao Sun was speechless and pushed me forward angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about? We're on the ground."
"Wow! Sister Qiongjing!"
"Sister Enoch!"
As soon as I looked up, a small black shadow swished past me and crashed directly into... well, into a very big embrace.
The woman in front of her has skin like cream, eyebrows like Liu Dai, a pair of slender blue eyes with water flowing in her eyes, and a rippling smile. She is holding the little Loli Enoch who ran into her arms and spinning around in circles.
Because she was wearing a Chinese-style cheongsam, her long, slender, fair legs were clearly on display, and the white was a bit dazzling.
Even if you lower your head and can't see your toes, you are already stunningly beautiful in the world.
The beauty of the morning is as beautiful as in a painting, and I can only marvel at the fact that the fairy came alone.
I was a little distracted for a moment, and then at twenty-nine, I didn't know what shyness was, and I couldn't help but blush.
"How about it?"
I felt someone hit me lightly on my back, and when I looked back, I met Lao Sun's playful eyes.
"How about what."
I coughed lightly and replied angrily in a low voice, trying to regain my composure.
Speechless expression flashed across Lao Sun's face, he came close to me and whispered in my ear angrily,
"What are you pretending to be, Lao Chuan? I can tell you that this Qiong Jing is the most beautiful, has the best figure, and has the best temperament among all the mountain ghosts. You, Lao Chuan, are not satisfied with this?"
What am I satisfied with? How can I, an ordinary person, interact with others? I guess... Wait, what does Lao Sun mean by this, that he has already met all the mountain ghosts?
I reacted belatedly, and then suddenly raised my head to look at Lao Sun, feeling a bad premonition in my heart.
"You two, what a joke. Just now we were discussing how to choose one to invite you over."
Before I could ask Lao Sun, a gentle and gentle voice sounded like the spring breeze. It was Qiong Jing who was holding the little Loli Enoch in one hand and her pretty face was full of smiles.
Well, at this time, the little Loli Yinuo not only had no burnt hair, but also had a swarthy little face, and even the redness and swelling on her forehead had completely disappeared.
I couldn't help but marvel at the miraculous methods of the woman in front of me. This is the normal development of the immortality species.
"My little sister's willfulness has caused a lot of trouble to these two distinguished guests. Qiong Jing is here to apologize on behalf of my little sister. My little sister is young and unreasonable. I hope you two can forgive me."
"No...it's okay, it's okay."
I waved my hands quickly and stuttered in a panic.
sorry! I'm an embarrassment to humanity! !
I burst into tears. Logically speaking, at such an old age, how could I still stutter, but I looked up at Qiong Jing, who was elegantly showing off her figure in front of me and bowing to apologize.
It seems you can’t blame me.
"Miss Qiongjing, I have taken the liberty to come here. It's so...intrusive. My...my name is Sun Tian..."
waste!
I can't wait to slap myself to death!
Why are you so useless!
Why have I never seen a woman before? !
"Mr. Sun Tianchuan, right? This Mr. Traveler has introduced you to us in detail before."
Qiong Jing looked at me with a smile, her eyes full of smiles, and raised her hand to invite me.
"this way please."
Only then did I notice the beautiful buildings around me, including retro-style garden pavilions, rockeries, creeks, flowers, birds, insects, and fish; the most obvious and eye-catching thing was undoubtedly the crystal pavilion standing in front of me!
Even in the dark of night, it is constantly emitting refreshing, warm white light.
It's obviously a cold crystal pavilion, but it feels extraordinarily warm.
I don't know why I feel like this, and I don't know why it is night, but the surrounding buildings, flowers and trees are as clear as day, with their own original colors.
All this can only be attributed to the power of the Immortal Seed!
"How do you feel about all this, Mr. Sun?"
“Beautiful!”
I sighed and praised from the bottom of my heart.
"That's good. In fact, we looked at your human buildings, got inspiration from them, and then used a little magic to build it."
Look!
This is the authentic style of immortality!
I glanced at Lao Sun next to me calmly, and my heart was full of contempt. Can you learn from the monkey hair of hot pot?
"By the way, Miss Qiongjing, where is Mr. Zhao?"
I raised my eyes and looked around. Most of the people around me were dressed in all kinds of costumes. If you pull out any one of them, you can instantly kill the most popular female celebrity outside.
Well, it turns out that all mountain ghosts are female.
However, Lao Sun's aesthetics are normal. The man next to me is indeed the most beautiful "king" in this "daughter country".
But he didn't see the protagonist of tonight's banquet, Mr. Zhao, and even the little Loli Enoch just now didn't know where he ran away at this time.
