After having enough food and wine, it’s time to sleep soundly.
Originally, Lao Sun wanted to drink some wine, but I learned from what happened last time and knew that Monkey Feather was both a good guy and a fun-loving guy, so I switched to drinks this time.
"Hey, Lao Chuan, let me tell you, you don't let me drink just because you want me to wash the dishes, right?"
Lao Sun, who was wearing an apron and full of resentment, pointed at a pile of bowls piled high and said to me angrily.
"No way."
I said casually, leaning on the sofa and sipping my drink with a comfortable look on my face.
What brand is this? So delicious.
"Grandpa Zhao will be the chef today. I will help you. Even if your grandson drinks the dishes, the job of washing dishes will still be yours. What are you thinking about?"
I said calmly.
"That's not all..."
Lao Sun blurted out half of his words before holding them back. He glanced cautiously at the little Loli Enoch who was lying on the sofa, dangling her feet and playing with her tablet, and continued washing the dishes silently.
Tsk tsk, I almost drifted off without drinking. Old Sun, you can’t figure out your position.
I looked calm and touched my round belly, not wanting to move any nerve in my body.
This is called foresight. It is definitely more appropriate to wash the dishes before the meal than to wash the dishes after the meal.
I stood up and stretched, feeling sleepy again and again, so I turned to look at Mr. Zhao and Yi Nuo, and said with a smile
"Grandpa Zhao, Yinuo, I'm going to rest first, good afternoon."
"Go on, go on, don't interfere with sister's game play."
"Good afternoon, Xiaochuan."
I smiled politely at Mr. Zhao, then glanced at the little mountain ghost Loli who was waving her little hands and focusing on the game. I didn't bother to pay attention to him, and turned around and walked towards my room.
I’m tired this morning, so let’s have a good sleep!
"Old Sun, please clean the dishes!"
I raised my head and shouted, but I didn't get any response, but I knew that Lao Sun must have heard my caring greetings, so I felt comfortable and went to take a nap very relaxedly.
Maybe even I didn't expect that I would sleep straight into the night.
In the middle of it, I vaguely heard a loud bang like an explosion coming from the living room or the yard, but I couldn't open my eyes as I fell into sleep.
The worst case scenario is death, I want to sleep.
Well, when a person is half asleep and half awake, especially when he or she has not slept enough, the brain has no brain at all.
So when I woke up from the cold wind, rubbed my hazy eyes, and subconsciously walked through a hole to the yard.
He looked up at the darkening sky and Old Sun, who was silently looking ahead in the yard.
I rubbed my eyes and walked over, patted Lao Sun on the shoulder and said casually,
"Old Sun, Mr. Zhao is starting dinner...fuck me!"
I looked at a deep circular pit with a radius of more than one meter directly in front of me, and I suddenly lost all sleep. When I looked down, I saw that the ground was scorched, as if scorch marks continued from the pit to my room.
There is an extremely obvious hole in the wall opposite the bed in my room, about a person's height. It almost happened to me sleeping on the bed. If nothing else, I came to the small courtyard through this hole just now. .
This also explains why I felt chilly and woke up from the cold.
"What...what happened? That little lolita Enoch blew up the kitchen?!"
I said this with some doubts about life.
In this situation, I have to say that the cooking skills of Shangui little Loli are really amazing!
"You just blew it up, your whole family blew up the kitchen!"
Immediately the voice of the angry sister came from below, and I looked down following the voice.
I saw the little mountain ghost Lolita with a jet-black face grinding her fangs and yelling at me angrily. Her burnt hair and her dark face blended perfectly into the night.
"Pfft, hahaha!"
I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing. With your image and your hair, now I don't even believe that it wasn't you, little Loli Enoch, who blew up the kitchen!
"No, Lao Chuan, it wasn't that the kitchen exploded, that's not right. The kitchen did explode, but that's not the point. The point is that Mr. Zhao was taken away."
Lao Sun said helplessly when he saw this.
"What?"
My smile suddenly froze, full of astonishment. When I lowered my head to look at the little mountain ghost Lolita, I saw that her big, watery eyes were full of crystals.
"Mr. Zhao was kidnapped by a group of mountain ghosts who came unexpectedly. Yinuo and I came out to stop him. During the fight with them, the kitchen was unfortunately blown up."
Lao Sun continued to add helplessly.
I felt a chill in my heart, and then my face instantly turned cold, and I turned around and walked towards the back.
"Hey, Old Sun, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? Go rescue people, what are you doing! Old Sun, go and bring the car over. Enoch, where are those guns from the real-life CS game? I know that since you have blank bullets, you must not only have blank bullets. Right?"
I felt that I was terribly calm, and my voice was so cold that even I couldn't believe it. But at this time, I didn't have any other thoughts in my mind, there was only one thing, and that was to save people!
"Wait a minute, Lao Chuan, you still..."
"Shut up! Old Sun, stop dawdling around. You haven't eaten less in the past two days. Don't tell me that you are cowarded now. You are alone and drive quickly.
Don't make me look down on you! "
With cold eyes and a calm face, I stared at Lao Sun coldly and said.
"Go, Enoch, please prepare some pistols for me, just an AK. As for grenades, the more the better."
I casually lowered my head and said to the little mountain ghost girl beside me who was a little dazed.
Immortal species, immortal and immortal, and each has its own unique abilities.
There is also a group of mountain ghosts on the opposite side, but judging from the fact that they were able to kidnap Mr. Zhao from Lao Sun and Yi Nuo, their combat power must not be underestimated.
At least an explosion of this scale could easily take away the life of any ordinary person.
So, can Mr. Zhao be saved with firearms alone?
I had the intention to call that fat guy Wang Xiaohai and ask, but the lack of signal on my phone was like a basin of ice water poured into my heart.
Ma Dan!
Not even a high-tech satellite phone that can make calls regardless of space!
Although I don't know if Wang Xiaohai has what I am thinking about at this time, but this does not prevent me from complaining loudly at this time.
"Didi!"
The horn blared loudly around me. I stood up and opened the door to get in the car. I glanced at the back seat, which had all the necessary equipment and the little mountain ghost who looked stunned.
"Lead the way, drive!"
I said coldly. Lao Sun hesitated to speak, but still didn't say anything. He stepped on the accelerator and sped away.
The car was very quiet all the way. I looked at my cell phone, which had no signal, and felt irritated for no reason. At the same time, I also realized that the car I was riding in was already guided by the mist of Inno Lolita.
Can only mountain ghosts find mountain ghosts?
I threw away my phone irritably, stood up and grabbed a pistol from the back seat. I deftly disassembled the gun in my hand, loaded it, and became familiar with the feel of the gun.
Every boy has dreamed of toys like guns when they were young. Although I laughed at Lao Sun and the others for being childish, I used to play with them too.
I even got a shooting range card when I was in college, and all the money I earned from part-time work and study in college was spent on it.
As a result, I barely managed to become a reasonably good pistol.
Will you be afraid?
I stared at the palm of my hand that was holding the pistol, a little dazed.
"Lao Chuan, actually you..."
"Okay, Lao Sun, there's no need to persuade me. I know what I'm doing. Maybe you want to say that I'm just an ordinary person and shouldn't interfere with your immortality matters.
But Mr. Zhao is also an ordinary person, and..."
I raised my head and glanced at the rearview mirror. In the back seat, little Loli Enoch, with her dark face, was still rubbing her eyes.
"And Mr. Zhao shouldn't just die like this. Anyway, I feel like I'm alive and well. In fact, even I'm surprised to follow you now. Logically speaking, I'm not such a desperate person."
I slowly closed my eyes, raised the corners of my mouth, and continued to smile to myself and said,
"But I don't have any regrets. At most I feel sorry for my old man and my mother. Being able to die in a grand way is quite an ending. It's not like the previous one where I died of old age and illness..."
"Actually, Mr. Zhao was just captured by the mountain ghosts to cook."
"...It's much better to wait for death in bed if you catch any bad disease. I can be in contact with you, Lao Sun. Actually, I think...what? Damn it! What are you talking about?!"
My eyes widened, and the pistol was thrown away.
"I said, in fact, Mr. Zhao was just captured by the mountain ghosts to cook, there is nothing dangerous."
Lao Sun shrank his head and said weakly.
I looked at Lao Sun in disbelief. After hearing this, I quickly turned my head to look at the little Loli Enoch in the back seat. The little black egg Loli nodded and said that was the case.
I'm so fucking crazy about you!
I was so angry that I pulled the handbrake and immediately kicked Old Sun in the driver's seat. The kick wasn't enough, so I opened the driver's door and kicked Old Sun away again.
"You fucking wouldn't have told me earlier?!"
Ma Dan!
I was almost moved to tears just now!
At this time, I didn't know whether I was happy, ashamed, or angry. Anyway, I opened the door and got out of the car.
"Bang! What happened to Mr. Zhao?"
"Didn't I tell you, Lao Chuan, that he was taken away to cook? Mr. Zhao was only a few days old. The mountain ghosts wanted to hold a banquet for Mr. Zhao, so they took him away."
"Then what do you mean you were captured?"
"Mr. Zhao was taken away by them, and there was no one left to cook. What is this if they didn't take him away?"
Lao Sun said confidently while avoiding my punches and kicks.
grass!
"That deep pit in the courtyard?"
"The kitchen exploded. Enoch was playing with other mountain ghosts in the kitchen and accidentally lit the gas, which blew up the kitchen. Fortunately, Mr. Zhao was protected and unhurt."
"Then why does Ino keep crying?"
"What? She was smoked by gas, onions, peppers, and a bunch of burnt seasonings."
Destroy it, I'm tired.
I suddenly felt that I might as well just die on the spot now.
What a hell of a society!
"You can't rely on me for this. I was busy making dinner, and all the mountain ghosts came. Lao Chuan, you couldn't wake up like a dead pig. When I woke up, I said, you looked like you were going to kill someone. , I was so frightened.
Besides, I won’t hurry up and find an opportunity. Have you explained it to Lao Chuan? You can’t blame me. Yinuo was also frightened by Lao Chuan..."
"Kadang!"
With an expressionless face, I loaded the pistol, raised it and pointed it at the chattering thing in front of me.
"Hey, Lao Chuan, calm down, you are breaking the law, do you know..."
Haha, it would be better to meet this chatty monkey hair as soon as possible to avoid harming mankind.
I pulled the trigger without hesitation.
"I'm going to fuck you, uncle, come on..."
"boom!"
The world is quiet.
