"The modern story has a very old-fashioned beginning. In a very cold winter of a certain year, there was heavy snowfall in the sky.
Although the mountain ghosts are not afraid of the cold, when the severe cold of winter arrives, the life in the mountains is much less. Even the most creative humans stay at home, or in the city, few go up the mountains.
As time goes by, one gets bored, and even mountain ghosts are no exception.
Then, one day, the mountain ghosts who had gone out came back, talking excitedly about the changes in human life.
Cars, neon lights, fireworks, passenger planes, subways, railways everywhere, and high-rise buildings everywhere. The mountain ghosts on the sacred mountain were very surprised.
They just squinted for a while, and human beings have developed so prosperously.
In just a few short decades, flying into the sky and the earth, exploring the void, it seemed that everything was possible.
The mountain ghosts who came back were like a hot and warm flame, igniting each mountain ghost's curiosity and yearning for the human world, and their eyes became brighter than ever before.
Among them, naturally included a little mountain ghost that had just woken up.
Having just emerged from the atomization, she is at the age where she is curious about everything.
then.
On a particularly cold winter day, the little mountain ghost thought he was unaware of the ghost and secretly went down the mountain.
In fact, all the mountain ghosts in the sacred mountain know that the little mountain ghost has escaped, but the senior mountain ghosts are also from the age of the little mountain ghost, so naturally they will not stop this matter, but are happy to see it happen.
Anyway, for mountain ghosts, there is no life or death, to learn, to experience, to regret, to be greedy, to be melancholy, to experience joy, anger, sorrow, and taste spring, summer, autumn, and winter.
And winter is also a very beautiful season.
The little mountain ghost jumped all the way, and the excitement of going down the mountain for the first time was overflowing on her little face, but she got tired after walking for a short time. Although the mountain ghosts are not afraid of the cold, they still need to eat.
In the past, when they were in the mountains, mountain ghosts mostly drank wind and dew, and occasionally tasted a few tree fruits.
If you really don’t want to eat anything, you can eat local food rocks, which are okay occasionally.
But for the little mountain ghost at this time, who had just listened to the seniors talking about human food, she, the little mountain ghost, would die of hunger or thirst, and would not drink this sweet-looking snow. Although That's all, the little mountain ghost won't die.
After all, she, the little mountain ghost, came down the mountain to eat human delicacies! !
The little mountain ghost didn't know that from this moment on, she had learned the first personality from human beings.
It's called stubbornness.
Then, with an empty stomach, the little mountain ghost sneaked into a children's clothing store, changed into some nice clothes, and looked up at the cashier with a blank expression.
The little mountain ghost was stunned.
Immediately afterwards, the little mountain ghost learned the second situation from humans. Seeing that the situation was not good, he ran away.
And the most important rule.
That is, you have to pay for taking things.
"That thief, stop!"
"A mere little thief dares to kidnap and traffick children?"
"stop!"
"Whose child is, what do her parents do for food!"
"Don't run around, Ni, let's go find your parents and look at the car!"
The little mountain ghost was a little scared. The people in front of her clearly meant no harm, but they kept chasing her. They all had angry and righteous smiles on their faces, but they were not directed at her.
Of course, there was no concept of smile in the little mountain ghost's dictionary at that time.
She was simply confused and ran almost instinctively, well, following the thief in front of her who just grabbed some change and ran away.
"Little ancestor, please stop chasing me, I just got a few steel coins!"
The thief was almost crying. This was his first robbery and he encountered this situation. He thought that a little girl who looked only three or four years old could do anything, but why did she run so fast!
There is wind and snow to help.
Seeing that more and more people were chasing him, the little thief became more and more panicked. His heart became cruel, his eyes showed a fierce look, and he advanced instead of retreating, planning to take the little girl hostage who did not know whether to live or die.
"stop!"
"Let her go!"
"Fuck! Madeleine will beat you to death, you thief!"
Seeing this scene, the people chasing behind were all frightened and yelled loudly. Their hearts twitched involuntarily, and they were very worried about the little mountain ghost.
At this critical moment, I forgot to ride the white horse, forgot to wear the crown, and even forgot about the handsome young man in the dress...
…’s father stood up.
I saw this old man with a stern look in his eyes. He was wearing a chef's uniform and a chef's hat. He was precise, precise and ruthless. He threw a porcelain plate directly and hit the thief on the head with a bang, saving the little mountain ghost.
The little mountain ghost who was in a daze just now twitched his cute little nose, his eyes lit up, and he immediately ran all the way to the old man who was showing a kind smile.
"Hungry!"
The little mountain ghost called out pitifully, looking extremely cute.
Since then, the little mountain ghost and the old man have lived a free life of eating, drinking and having fun without shame or impatience. "
The corner of my mouth twitched, and I had a thousand complaints in my heart.
Why is it that the front is still unfolding well, but the style of the back suddenly changes?
God, can he eat, drink, have fun and live freely without being shy or impatient?
Eat and drink!
This is just eating and drinking in an open and aboveboard way, and it lasted for twenty-five years! ! !
Although I was angry and roared loudly, I have to say that this little story still aroused my interest.
So I pretended to be calm and looked at the little Loli Enoch who was dancing and excitedly describing fighting scenes like throwing plates, and tried to keep a calm face and asked,
"Later, the little mountain ghost followed the old man. What's the story behind?"
Little Loli Yinuo's face was startled, then she curled her lips and said angrily,
"There are still a lot of stories behind it. Who am I to tell you? Xiaochuan, you just told me a joke."
"Why don't I give you another joke in exchange for it?"
"No, get out of here as far away as you can. Just your joke, I don't want to hear it again in my life."
Little Loli Enoch said with disgust, and her little hands moved continuously, as if she had encountered something very unlucky.
I had no expression on my face, and after a while I thought of a way to let this little mountain ghost loli go out as a bait. This kind of creature with a negative double quotient is not worthy of the assistance of a master tactician like me.
"Let's see. Since you want to hear it so much, Xiaochuan, I'll reluctantly give you a chance."
The little mountain ghost loli seemed to be aware of it and hurriedly added to me.
"Sister, let me ask you a question. As long as your answer satisfies me, I will tell you another story."
"no problem."
I looked calm, how difficult could it be for a mere little lolita to have this problem? What’s more, the little mountain ghost lolita didn’t say she couldn’t use her mobile phone. Do you really think that my wife is just a decoration?
"Well, what inspiration did you get from the story just now, Ogawa?"
Listening to this question, which was like a fairy tale enlightenment textbook, I was speechless.
That's it? !
But also, can you expect a little loli to ask any quality questions?
"The inspiration is, of course, to be a good, law-abiding child, to be polite and etiquette, and not to take other people's things casually, especially without their consent."
I answered confidently.
Little Loli Yinuo was stunned for a moment, then a smile appeared on her face and she made a mouth gesture towards me.
"What?"
"roll!!!"
My eardrums were almost destroyed. I looked at the little mountain ghost loli in front of me with a puff of anger and walked away, with a puzzled look on my face.
Is the answer wrong?
I looked down at the search results on my phone.
Did you pronounce it correctly? The search was not wrong either!
I was even more confused. Well, I’d better say it myself in the future. Du Niang’s correct answer is actually very non-standard.
This is the incisive conclusion I reached after thousands of painful experiments in the future.
"boom!"
Just when I was still confused, a bullet with sparks rushed towards me. Fortunately, the place where I was hiding was in a blind spot. I shrank my head down just a second ago, so I used the wall to perfect it. Blocking a sudden and shameless attack.
grass!
Fortunately the wall is strong enough!
Only then did I remember that my position had been exposed just now because of the loud roar from little Loli Enoch.
He raised his head and glanced at the big screen. Little Lolita's profile picture had dimmed, and it was obvious that she had typed gg.
Impressed!
Fall short! !
I'm secretly annoyed, especially since I only have a pistol, a dagger, and a smoke bomb with me now. If I had known this, I wouldn't have thrown my big sniper to the little mountain ghost loli.
"Hahahahahaha, surrender, Lao Chuan, you are now a turtle in the urn, how about it, do you know how powerful the first FireWire champion is?"
What an awesome guy!
I secretly cursed, but a radio sound sounded at an inappropriate time,
"The Invincible Team has successfully placed the package. Please go to the most unpalatable hotpot team to defuse the bomb! The Invincible Team..."
Ma Dan!
I looked at the obvious red dot on the small electronic map of my arm and couldn't help but curse inwardly.
The shameless guy Lao Sun must have ordered Mr. Zhao to do this. He really didn't leave even the slightest chance.
I just tentatively poked my head toward the wall behind me, and then quickly retracted.
"boom!"
"Da da da da da da!"
Well, how shameless!
I tossed the smoke bomb in my hand. If I were to win this one, it was probably a long shot. Unless Lady Luck flew directly into my arms, she might be able to turn defeat into victory.
But my head is...
"when--!"
A burst of thick smoke spread around me. I didn't rush out in a hurry. Instead, I took a few steps back and took out my pistol and fired a few rounds at the wall.
"Bah bang bang!"
"Bang! Bang!"
"Da da da da da da da!"
It’s drawn out!
At this time, I rushed out quickly and took advantage of the smoke to shoot randomly at the location of the gunfire. At the same time, I ran as hard as I could toward the sound of the AK gunfire.
Well, Lao Sun's championship is still valuable, and it was not affected at all by the sound of my rifle.
One shot directly hit my feet.
Have you turned on your perspective?
In the end, I ran out of bullets in my pistol and died gloriously at the muzzle of Mr. Zhao. When I was shot, I used all my strength to throw the dagger in my hand at the vaguely exposed Old Sun.
All this happened and ended in just a few seconds.
Mr. Zhao's number of enemy kills was increased by one, Mr. Sun looked resentful, and I looked regretful.
Throwing knives is a foul, and the damage is invalid.
