I was in a trance and confused, and when I returned to the living room, Lao Sun's last words were very awkward.
Waiting for someone?
Immortal species and others? !
Is it possible that Lao Sun still has some relationship experience? Forget it, Monkey Hair, who has no hobbies except hot pot and has a different aesthetic, would be damned if he has a human love partner.
I shook my head, then put aside what Lao Sun had just said, and took a piece of dragon fruit from the fruit plate on the table.
Well, dragon fruit is a fruit that clears the spleen and reduces internal heat. Why is it called dragon fruit?
This is just like the girl in front of me who is obviously a little loli but has the voice of a royal sister. She is grinding her teeth and staring angrily at my little mountain ghost.
It doesn't make sense at all.
"What are you doing?"
I took another piece of kiwi fruit and put it in my mouth and said casually.
Yes, the peeled kind is delicious.
"I peeled the kiwi fruit and cut the dragon fruit!"
"So?"
I looked calm and not timid at all.
Mr. Zhao is sitting next to me eating fruit. What are you afraid of? If you don’t go to trouble Lao Sun who is sneaking Huo Huo snacks over there, what are you doing to me?
Little Loli Enoch's eyes widened, but looking at Mr. Zhao who was smiling next to me and just looking at this scene lovingly, he finally pursed his lips, said nothing, and ran away.
"Hey, these are the potato chips I bought, put them down!"
Old Sun smiled and put down the potato chips in his hand.
"Ahem, Nono, don't be so stingy, Xiao Sun, Nono is more willful, please forgive me!"
Mr. Zhao scolded Yinuo in a low voice with a straight face, then with a smile on his face, he shouted to Lao Sun.
When Lao Sun saw this, he still didn't understand anything. He nodded with a smile, shrank to my side dejectedly, and silently poured himself a glass of water.
Comfortable!
I feel happy inside.
This is how a dog fights a man... Bah, it feels like a fox is pretending to be a tiger, it's so cool.
"Come on, Old Sun, have a banana."
Lao Sun looked at me with a moved face and hurriedly reached out to pick it up.
"Oh, that's right, I almost forgot. If you don't want to eat bananas, Old Sun, I'll eat them myself."
I quickly retracted my outstretched hand and said calmly.
"Hey, you guys are here..."
"Stop it, kid Yinuo, I have a name. My surname is Sun and Tianchuan, not Hey."
"Yinuo, be polite."
Mr. Zhao looked at Yinuo with a serious face and said.
hey-hey.
The little mountain ghost loli was so angry, her white and tender little feet were tensed on the ground, and she wanted to kick me in the face.
Regarding this, I looked calm, raised my eyebrows imperceptibly, and continued to enjoy the fresh fruit.
"Brother Tianchuan~"
"Ahem!"
A chill ran down my back and I shivered unconsciously. Yu Jieyin should not be pinched casually. It would be fatal if pinched.
"Ahem, there's no need for this, Yinuo, just call me Tianchuan."
I tried to pretend to be calm and continued to add,
"Anyway, I'm not much older than you. We are of the same generation."
Well, those whose age difference is within five years are collectively called peers.
"So, Sun Tianchuan, and you, Sun Xingzhe, when will you leave my house? The driving service ended yesterday, and it's not like I didn't give you two money."
Little Loli Enoch put her hands on her hips and roared angrily.
What?
I looked at Lao Sun with a puzzled look.
The driving mission is over, so what did you, Ya Laosun, just tell me?
Lao Sun's eyes wandered, he pretended to cough dryly, and tried to say calmly,
"The driving service is over, but isn't this the order waiting to take you back?"
I was speechless.
Old Sun, can you come up with a worse excuse?
Sure enough, the next second, an angry sister's voice sounded again.
"Then you won't wait for me to place an order in a few days before coming over. What's the situation like staying at my house?"
With a calm look on my face, I stood up and talked to Lao Sun.
Let’s go!
Stop coveting other people's food. Why are you doing this? Come back in two days.
Um? No pull!
I looked confused. Old Sun glanced at the smiling and silent Mr. Zhao next to him. He gritted his teeth and whispered to my ear angrily,
"You think I don't want to leave. This place is controlled by the mountain ghost. Without her mist to guide us, we can't get out. Even if we get out, in a few days you, old Chuanya, will know when things are over here and how to come back. this."
Well, that seems to make sense.
I smiled awkwardly and sat back on the sofa silently.
"Huh, in today's society, some people are becoming more and more shameless. They work as chauffeurs, not only eat and drink, but also shamelessly buy houses."
Little Loli Enoch snorted, glanced at me and Lao Sun angrily, and said mockingly.
I could only look at Mr. Zhao for help immediately, but this time Mr. Zhao's eyes were full of helplessness.
It's not that I won't help you, but Xiaochuan, Nono is the biggest in this house. I can help you talk about food and other matters. Even I, an old man, have to listen to Nono for everything else.
I silently reached into Lao Sun's pocket and took out Lao Sun's wallet under his shocked look.
Well, it’s quite generous, and it’s good to have a salary.
"Here, Enoch, in addition to these, I will ask Lao Sun to write you an IOU of 100,000 yuan, which will be considered as our accommodation expenses for the past few days."
I said calmly and shook off Lao Sun's hand that was holding my arm tightly.
Lao Sun, don't pull me, what are you doing?
Why on earth do labor and management want to ask you, Lao Chuan, what you are doing? Why on earth would you use my money? !
Lao Sun stared at me with his eyes like spitting fire, and reached out to take out my trouser pocket.
I looked calm and glanced at Lao Sun angrily, "Isn't this your responsibility? It will definitely cost you money."
Yes, I didn’t bring a wallet. After the last time, I have realized that a mobile phone is enough. Only Lao Sun, who has only just woken up a few days ago, is still relatively old-fashioned and is used to carrying banknotes when going out.
Lao Sun, whose efforts were in vain, had a look of resentment on his face and leaned back on the sofa helplessly.
"One hundred thousand yuan? You can barely be considered sincere, but if you want to live in my house, you must abide by my rules, and you must agree to my request."
"no problem."
I looked calm, without any panic, and continued to say calmly,
"If you have any requests, just ask. As long as it is something that Old Sun can do, I guarantee you that he will do his best to fulfill it."
Lao Sun: “#**********!”
"Hmph, it's not difficult to ask. Now that you two are here, plus me and grandpa, we will be divided into two teams. We can go and play real-life CS!"
The little mountain ghost loli's face was full of excitement. She held a gun and shot into the air in front of her.
ha?
What the hell?
I was stunned.
I never thought it would be such an outrageous request.
However, the next second, something even more outrageous appeared...
"Live CS? Hahahahaha, where are you, hurry up and go. I remember when I was killing everyone in the Internet cafe. I was the champion of the first FireWire Elite. Not to mention the real CS, I could fight against ten." A super master!"
Lao Su's face was full of excitement and he jumped up from the sofa, dancing and spitting wildly.
ah?
If I remember correctly, this old gun battle game FireWire Elite was released more than 20 years ago. Well, it’s almost catching up with my age.
In the first few years after it was released, it was popular all over the country, no, it should be popular all over the world. However, the good times did not last long. Due to the low investment in technology costs, the update of the times, and the lax monitoring of plug-ins, it has become extremely cold now.
Live CS has also been affected by this, and all major stores have closed down. But the monkey hair and mountain ghost in front of me seem to be very excited. Is this the hobby of the immortal species?
I looked confused, and then Mr. Zhao next to me visibly trembled after hearing Yi Nuo's request. He smiled bitterly, as if he had recalled some not-so-good memories, and silently got up and went upstairs.
"I'm going to prepare my own things first."
I vaguely heard Mr. Zhao say this in a low voice.
"Go, gogogo!"
"Charge, charge, flash the bayonet!"
Well, those two immortals over there have gone crazy.
What kind of bayonet are you flashing? Which country's pirated game are you playing, Old Sun?
I covered my face with my hands, I couldn’t even see it! !
Half an hour later.
My legs were weak, I was shivering all over, and my lips were white, but I still tried to pretend to be calm while the strong wind blew hundreds of meters above the ground.
"Why the hell are there helicopters! I'm so afraid of heights!!!"
"Why are you shouting so loudly? This is a large-scale simulated military base that I spent a lot of money to build. The main feature is reality!"
Little Loli Enoch was wearing goggles, her little face was full of excitement, and she was shouting at me dissatisfied.
In the driver's seat is Mr. Zhao, who is fully equipped and wearing a helmet tightly.
"Ho ho ho!"
A certain monkey hair sitting in the helicopter was too excited to speak.
Once again, I am deeply sorry for being such a loser
What a ghost!
Why should labor and management get off the plane!
I'm really afraid of heights!
"Grandpa Zhao, please stop shaking... ah... shaking... ah ah ah ah!"
five minutes later.
My whole body felt like it was falling apart, my eyes were lifeless, and I was lying on the ground helplessly.
You can't see the end directly in front of you. It's no exaggeration to call it a steel fortress. The metal gate in front of you is three meters high and ten meters wide.
Sister, is it so profitable to write scripts?
It's not too late for me to ask you to teach me now.
"Hmm, considering that some of us are not physically strong this time, I won't open it all up. It's just the simplest town map. Two people form a team, and then play three games, one game with five games, each game. Just randomly regroup.
In the end, whoever kills the most enemies and scores the highest score will be today’s champion. Any questions? "
"completely fine!"
"clear!"
"Um, can I quit?"
I asked weakly with a sad face.
"cannot."
Little Loli Yinuo smiled slightly, and then refused without mercy.
"By the way, the guns in my arsenal are all real, and the bullets are blanks. Everyone must wear their armor. Although my armor is of the highest configuration and can withstand rocket launchers, I am not afraid of ten thousand. Just in case, you can’t take off your armor at any time, and then after being shot, just exit to the resurrection point and get a new one, do you understand?”
The little mountain ghost loli's face was full of seriousness, but her eyes were all on me.
"Fully understand!"
Lao Sun was gearing up and replied with excitement.
Mr. Zhao smiled and nodded.
Me, I'd better write a suicide note silently.
