A sports car is not suitable for winding mountain roads, let alone those so-called mountain roads that are not repaired, steep, full of small rocks, and sandy soil. In fact, they are just dirt roads that are no longer broken and dirt.
Fortunately, the weather was normal. If it were raining, hailing, or snowing, almost most sports cars would get stuck in the mud and become unable to move.
However, due to the pursuit of speed, various luxury cars have a low chassis and are a bit awkward when speeding on such dirt roads.
bumpy.
Boom!
My face was expressionless, and for the fifteenth time I stretched out my hand to rub my head, which was in close contact with the roof of the car. At the same time, I skillfully caught a certain little loli who started flying around in the car.
The fragrance entered my nose, and there was a soft feeling, but I didn't feel any enjoyment. Instead, a sneer curled up at the corner of my mouth, and I immediately threw the petite object out of my arms again.
Because the next second is,
"Get out of here, you pervert!"
The sound of angry sister echoed throughout the car. I skillfully put my arms on my face and accurately blocked the first small slap attack. Then I shook my head and turned my head slightly to the right, accidentally dodging the second small slap attack. attack.
Well, perfect!
I touched my still warm cheek, feeling extremely satisfied with my block and dodge, and then turned my head to look at Enoch with a calm expression on her face, which was astonished.
How about it, no more tricks?
I raised my eyebrows at this little mountain ghost loli who had no martial ethics, and a provocative smile appeared on the corner of my mouth.
As the saying goes, every time you take a bite, you gain wisdom. After being slapped eight times, I have already developed a set of dodge combos.
"Old Sun, are we almost there? Let's go...ah!!!"
I let out a scream instantly, but without it, my right index finger was being violently tortured by two tiger teeth.
"Relax, relax, you are a dog!"
I was so angry that I used my other hand to push the head of a certain devil, but it was still in vain.
Instead, the pain became more severe, and I felt like I was about to break.
"You're still calling me a mountain ghost. You're calling me a mountain ghost. Just call me a mountain dog. Don't let go, right?"
I was so angry that I yelled, but because of my poor body shape, I always felt guilty that I couldn't bully a child, so I couldn't just kick him.
So I had no choice but to push aside the hair of a certain mountain ghost girl to reveal her smooth and fair forehead.
Don’t let go, right? Ha~!
boom!
I was merciless and concentrated all my strength on two fingers. When I went up, my head collapsed!
"It's not loose yet, is it? Bang bang bang bang bang!"
The smooth and white forehead of the mountain ghost little Loli became red and swollen visibly to the naked eye, and then a big bump formed. Finally, with my unremitting efforts, I finally let go of the two tiger teeth with tears in my eyes.
I was also in pain with tears shining at the corners of my eyes, and my right hand could not stop shaking slightly. Looking at the bloodshot index finger pointing outward, I hissed and gasped.
It's over, I don't even feel anything anymore.
"Bah! It's so easy for you, you pervert!"
Enoch's little face was tense, and she rubbed her forehead with her little hands in tears. She grinned in pain, but she didn't forget to spit a mouthful of bloody spit at me, and said to me disdainfully, pretending to be strong and arrogant.
The second known piece of information about the immortal mountain ghost is that he is good-looking, or rather, he is self-righteous and stubborn.
"Ahem, that's it. We're almost there. You two, please pay attention. Although there are almost no people on this road, if you encounter a traffic policeman or something, please be careful of the impact."
I looked at the corners of Lao Sun's mouth in the rearview mirror, which was harder to suppress than AK, and there were black lines on his face.
Your grandson has enjoyed watching the theater, right? !
If you hadn't let me sit in the front, I would have suffered like this. I didn't even know my motion sickness was so severe! Didn’t I just give you some mustard-flavored ice cream?
How can you be so petty!
What kind of traffic police are they now?
What impact does Madhu have?
On this dirt road, if a traffic policeman shows up, I will just eat the car seat...
"Crack——!"
There was a sudden sudden stop, and my face immediately followed the inertia and hit the front seat firmly. My face was a little painful.
As for a certain Inno little loli, she took off again. Fortunately, she still had a seat belt, which pulled her back hard.
"Old Sun, what the hell are you doing..."
"Hello, please show me your ID."
As soon as I raised my head, I met a hat with a metal emblem on it, and silently held back my words.
There really are traffic police.
"Here, here are the driver's license, travel book, the invoice of this car and..."
"Okay, okay, no need."
The enthusiastic and dedicated traffic policeman had a serious look on his face. After looking at the ID and the smiling old grandson, he returned the things to the old grandson.
"Next time, remember to take a mountain road. Don't drive a sports car. It's easy to get into accidents. Because this kind of car has a low chassis and the road is steep, if you hit a rock or something, driving slowly can cause accidents."
"Yes, yes, I didn't think about it this time, which caused you trouble."
Lao Sun looked apologetic and hurriedly said with a smile.
"Well, it's okay, let's go. By the way, the guy behind you, please keep an eye on your child and protect your child. You should also pay attention to your speech literacy, be civilized, and set an example for your child."
I had a black line on my face, but I still managed to squeeze out a smile and nodded with a smile.
Ma Dan!
Do I look that old? !
"Well, let's go quickly. It's going to be dark today. Turn on the headlights. Pay attention to safety and go home early."
The conscientious traffic policeman nodded, said something kindly, and then waved to leave.
After Lao Sun smiled apologetically again, he rolled up the window, stepped on the accelerator, and drove away.
After walking for a while, Lao Sun let go of his restrained lips, suppressed a smile, and said calmly,
"Well, Old Sun, keep an eye on your daughter, hahaha!"
"Bah, it's a beautiful thought. I still want to take advantage of my sister, but there is no way!"
Enoch looked me up and down with a look of disgust on her face, her eyes full of disdain. I could still vaguely make out that the little loli was muttering and repeating the word "ugly".
Ma Dan!
"You can't say that, Enoch. Lao Chuan is just a bit ordinary in appearance and has no special features. At most, he is just a popular face, not ugly."
"Really? I thought this was the lowest level of appearance for a human being."
No need to look, my face is as black as the bottom of a pot, and I can read lips, which is really amazing, Old Sun, as for your little mountain ghost.
"Haha, what's wrong with the public's face? At least it's better than some 1.5-meter airport flatbeds. You can hang yourself up with a seat belt, and you can take off by jumping on the spot. You have lived for countless years and you still have the shamelessness to say that you are eighteen. You only know how to do it. The incompetent barking puppy needs to be stronger!"
I took a deep breath, then with a sneer on my face, I said all the attack points I thought of in these few seconds.
Well, as a twenty-nine-year-old mature man, I am definitely not petty and I definitely don’t hold grudges.
The little mountain ghost loli opened her small mouth, her cute eyes widened, and then after her brain received my words, crystal water drops filled her eye sockets visibly to the naked eye.
Then he sniffed, resisted the urge to burst into tears, opened his teeth and claws, and swooped towards me with two tiger fangs flashing a chilling light.
With a calm look on my face, I stretched out my arms high and used the length advantage to push against a certain loli's forehead, and then just like an older emoticon from before.
As long as I dodge the tiger's fangs from time to time and then press its forehead, the little mountain ghost loli won't be able to hit me at all.
Punching and kicking the air is useless. This is due to the double suppression of IQ and size.
After several previous experiments, it seems that the immortal species like the mountain ghost does not have much strength and speed, almost the same as the human form it appears.
Of course, it may be that the mountain ghost in front of me is a special case. After all, I have only come into contact with little Lolita Enoch so far.
However, from this point of view, it seems that there is basically nothing strange about these immortal species. On the surface, they are almost like normal people.
Lao Sun even needs my help to push a cart, and little Lolita Yinuo is like a real lolita, with an easy-going mentality, little strength, and no special abilities.
At least I haven't seen Lao Sun or Yi Nuo show any special abilities yet.
Well, not counting Lao Sun's monkey hair incarnation, this little mountain ghost loli was transformed from the dew in the mountains. The tiger's teeth hurt more than anyone else's, so maybe it was just turned into stone.
"arrive."
After being silent for a while, Lao Sun finally said something. He seemed to be surprised by my sharp tongue and eloquence. It was rare that he didn't continue to make trouble.
"Well, we're here. Here, I'll give you a lollipop. Stop making trouble."
I took out a lollipop from my pocket and handed it to a certain little loli, said casually, opened the door and got out of the car.
As for why I have a lollipop, well, mustard-flavored ice cream is 50 cents more expensive than other flavors, and this lollipop is a plus.
"Grandpa, grandpa, I'm back!"
A petite black shadow passed by me, accompanied by an excited and coquettish voice.
I turned on the flashlight function of my phone and looked around blankly. Except for a small farmyard with dim lights right in front of me, there were no buildings around.
"Where is this?"
"The home of mountain ghosts. Only by following the guidance of the mist of mountain ghosts can we find their habitat. I don't know which mountain top or which mountain body this is. Maybe we are now among some rocks in the mountain body. ."
"What the hell?"
Lao Sun skillfully took out an eye, lit it, took a sip, and said with a smile,
"Mountain ghosts are born with the ability to create space in every plant, tree, leaf and stone in the mountain. Rumor has it that this is a way of using their fog ability. Let's go. If you want to know what it is, go in See if you don’t understand better.”
Lao Sun blew out smoke rings and said with a smile, then took out a large box of beautifully packaged tea from the trunk of the sports car and motioned for me to follow him quickly.
I was expressionless and pointed at the gift box in Lao Sun's hand.
"what is this?"
"The meeting gift I prepared!"
Lao Sun said with a confused look on his face, and then looked at me with a shocked look on his face.
"No way, Lao Chuan, you won't tell me that you forgot to prepare a visiting gift for the old man, right?"
Mudd!
The corners of my mouth twitched. Did anyone tell me? !
"Okay, Lao Sun, you're going to do this, right?"
I gritted my teeth and said, "Why didn't you say anything just now? Are you waiting here for me?"
There were many supermarkets along the way, so you didn’t follow me, right?
I took a deep breath, and then walked forward quickly. The corners of Lao Sun's mouth raised, and he tightly protected his gift box, his eyes full of gloating.
