"...Even a group of ants knows that when everyone adds firewood, the flames are strong, and there are many people who are powerful..."
From mythology to modern times, from amphibians to oviparous animals, from career development to financial crises, from the stars of the universe to hot pot base.
The whole ten minutes of non-stop chattering fully demonstrated the breadth of knowledge, the sharpness of words, and the uniqueness of my views as a hairy ancestor.
As for me, I endured the numbness of my scalp and the risk of my head exploding, and tried hard to say something.
All in vain.
"...What bullshit health management, that's totally...ahem..."
After all, taking advantage of the opportunity of the monkey hair coughing in front of me, although I don’t know why the vellus hair coughed, it just coughed, and I didn’t care to think about it.
"Brother, uncle, ancestor, can you stop the meeting?"
I said this, and at the same time I felt a little moist at the corners of my eyes.
"Oh, I'm sorry, it's been so long that no one can hear me. I got a little excited at the moment, so I said more, hehe."
To my surprise, the monkey-haired ancestor in front of me was unexpectedly easy to talk to, and his words were obviously embarrassed.
But the next second I realized this was an illusion.
"Hey, what's that? Boy, let's go quickly and make the hot pot. I've been craving for this for a long time and haven't had it for a long time!"
As he spoke, the golden monkey hair in front of his eyes disappeared in an instant.
Instead, a handsome middle-aged uncle with thick black hair, an angular face, regular facial features, and deep eyes appeared on the spot, exuding mature and steady charm.
The sudden transformation of a living person performing on the spot, without any preparation, I was stunned and inevitably shocked.
"You...you...you can still change..."
"What's all the fuss about? I've read so many novels in vain. As a eldest son, even if I'm old now, I can easily regain my body."
"I thought………"
"What do you think? When you go out and meet others later, remember to call me Lao Sun. Brother Sun is fine too. Anyway, you look younger than me. You just look a bit ordinary."
Inexplicably, I felt like my heart was suddenly stabbed several times, but I still took a deep breath and tried to calm down.
Although I already believed in my monkey-haired ancestor, when this supernatural phenomenon that defied reality occurred, my heart rate inevitably soared, but along with it was an unprecedented sense of stimulation and excitement.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Sun Tianchuan."
"Tianchuan, your name is common enough. It would be much more interesting if you called me Tianpeng. Hehe, okay, then I'll just call you Lao Chuan. Lao Chuan Lao Chuan, I don't wear it anymore. Isn't it interesting?"
"Am I younger than you?"
"Then I'll call you Xiaochuan?"
"It's still Lao Chuan."
I covered my face silently and said, feeling as if I was in a dream. I was playing games all night yesterday, but just now I was trying to escape from this wasteland filled with birds.
Now, a middle-aged mature man grabbed his neck with excitement on his face, put his arms around his shoulders, and walked out aimlessly.
It hurts!
The bright red blood mark on my arm, accompanied by pain, clearly reminded me that this was not a dream.
"I'm telling you, Lao Chuan, you don't know that it's been almost decades and I haven't met a human being who can hear me. The boss's descendants are so disappointing. Fortunately, you are here. Otherwise, I'm almost starving to death. I eat hotpot every day and every night. I'm so greedy that I dream about it..."
My Monkey-Feather Ancestor, who is so familiar to me, is wrapping his arms around my neck with excitement on his face, talking as he walks. From the constant stream of spittle coming from those shops, I can feel that my Monkey-Feather Ancestor is really Very passionate about hot pot.
"...Paired with two ounces of wine in the middle of winter, the taste is simply... Hey, this is your car and the four-wheel bread. They look second-hand. No, Lao Chuan, how can you live like this? ?!”
Old Sun shook his head, with a look of hatred on his face, and sat on the driver's seat skillfully. He inserted the key, put the ignition, put the gear in gear, and stepped on the accelerator. The movements were smooth and beautiful.
However, a problem occurred in the second step.
"No, why can't you light the fire?"
I rubbed my waist, which was aching because I was thrown into the passenger seat, and with a calm expression on my face, I pointed to the hood in front of the glass.
"What?"
Lao Sun looked puzzled, opened the door, and got out of the car.
"Hold the grass! Someone has stolen this engine? There is no oil yet? The tires of Mader have been punctured!!"
Hearing this, I fell silently into sadness, my nose became sore, and my eyes suddenly turned a little red.
"No, Lao Chuan, did you steal other people's money, or did you break into other people's walls and offend them like this?"
When Lao Sun returned to the car, his face was full of surprise and he stared at me with strange eyes.
"That's my dad..."
"What?"
A few minutes later.
I looked melancholy and slowly blew out smoke rings. Next to me was Lao Sun, who was also silent and filled with smoke.
"Your dad has quite a personality."
After a long time, Lao Sun put out the cigarette in his hand and choked out these words.
"Okay, it's up to me."
I watched Lao Sun get out of the car and walk back to the hood, stunned for a while, and then I remembered the fact that it was a monkey hair.
yes!
I have nothing to worry about. I already have clones. A mere car is nothing. I remember that the clone of Sun Wukong can also do it.
I looked excited, fastened my seat belt tightly, and my heart was filled with excitement and anticipation.
"Lao Chuan, what are you doing on the seat? Get out of the car quickly and come over to help!"
The angry middle-aged voice came through the leaky car window and clearly reached my ears from the back of the car.
"Hurry up and push the car. I know this area well. There is a remote car repair place not far ahead. Your dad must not know about it. After we repair the car, we will go directly to the county to eat hot pot!"
Lao Sun gritted his teeth and pushed the car as hard as he could, his face still full of enthusiasm and excitement.
I didn't say a word, but quietly gave up some illusions in my heart.
It’s just a hair, maybe my requirements are too high.
I comforted myself like this.
"Come on, one, two, three! One, two, three!"
Although it is not clear which corner of the vast land of the motherland this deserted wasteland is, the weather is as cold as the north.
In this way, the experience was like a dream. At this moment, the monkey-haired ancestor next to me was breathing in the heat and his face was red from the cold in the temperature that was close to zero.
With great difficulty, he pushed a broken Wuling Hongguang forward bit by bit.
I have lived for twenty-nine years and have hardly done any physical work. But now I am gritting my teeth, pressing my shoulders against the butt of the car, exerting all my strength, and not feeling tired, doing something that makes me feel tired. It seemed before that even a fool would not do it.
I was even a little excited.
"Come on, Lao Chuan, work harder, we're almost there, we can have hot pot soon!"
Lao Sun's excited words were still clear despite the cold wind.
At that time, I was in a daze, feeling that Lao Sun's whole body was exuding warm light, lighting up my boring, stagnant life like a dream.
