"Come on! Open it as wide as you can, and you'll hit him with a flash!!"
He manipulated the keyboard flexibly with his fingers and pressed hard. The stone man on the screen changed his bulky figure, pretended to walk backwards, and then flashed open in an instant!
Hit five people accurately!
"so big!"
The old man immediately shouted excitedly and controlled the happy man to catch up instantly.
"So lie ya gai tong!"
As the exciting sound effects of the ultimate move sounded, the old man took a puff of cigarette skillfully, kept operating his hands, and moved his E flexibly. While avoiding the enemy's skills, he also interspersed basic attacks to supplement the damage.
"Hahaha give it! Haha give it! Haha give it!"
"Penta kills!"
"Congratulations to the owner of **6863 for his wonderful five-kill operation, and he will be rewarded with ten yuan of Internet fees!"
As the enemy crystal exploded, the old man leaned back in his chair with high spirits, lit another cigarette leisurely, and said with a lonely look:
"This section is so easy, there is no challenge at all to win!"
Fortunately, this is a private room!
Otherwise, old man, you will be scolded for being so pretentious!
I was speechless, but I felt happy when I saw the account in front of me that had reached the gold rank.
The old man is still strong!
Letting the old man play my silver trumpet was indeed a wise decision!
"But the wave of stone men just now did a great job. They opened really well, flashed and accurately launched the group, and the details were very good!"
The old man took a sip of the four-yuan diaosi drink and continued to add in an old-fashioned way.
"That's right, after all, we have been playing for so many years!"
Without thinking, I immediately agreed with a smile.
"But what's on the other side is the stone man your kid is playing with? He's still pretending to be here. I'm praising him for being little tall!"
The old man glanced at me with disgust and continued angrily,
"As for the monkey you were playing with, I have never seen you come out of the wild area. You went to grab a dragon by yourself, but was sprayed to death by the dragon with residual blood. I pulled my chicken over and fucked the keyboard. Mi, you can play better than you, little brat!"
"The jungler needs to develop, isn't it? Besides, when I grabbed the dragon, didn't I almost get it through punishment?"
I couldn't help but blush when I heard this, but I still held my neck and said sophistry.
This old man doesn’t understand the essence of jungle at all!
"It's just a little bit close. I think it's a little bit short of a hundred million!"
The old man shook his head with a mocking look on his face, as if I couldn't even afford to humiliate this person.
I became anxious at that time, pulled me over the height, blushed and shouted loudly,
"Lao Gao, come here and judge, how is my monkey jungle? Even if I'm not great, it's still fair, right?!"
Gao Cheng scratched his head in embarrassment, looked at me and then at the old man, with an embarrassed look on his face. After a long time, he pointed at the computer screen and choked out,
"Well, we've found a match!"
Hearing this, the old man and I looked at each other, blowing our beards and glaring, turning our heads at the same time, returning to our seats, and each pre-selected Yasuo and Monkey at the same time.
Gao Cheng, the big black man, smiled naively and continued to choose the stone man who was similar to him in both body shape and personality.
"Quickly, quick, quick, first-level regiment, first-level regiment, steal him!"
As soon as the old man entered the game, he shouted excitedly again.
I curled my lips for no reason, but I also controlled the monkey to move closer, accompanied by the stone man.
The game lasted all night until three o'clock in the morning. After winning almost all the way, we finally fell asleep contentedly with three accounts ranging from silver to emerald.
Of course, at that time, I didn’t realize that this was a “game” jointly created by the old man and I, Xiao Gaocheng. Even the monkey I had so much fun with today was their “secret plan.”
The next day, early in the morning.
Facing the stinging sunlight, I rubbed my sleepy eyes and woke up with a sleepy look on my face.
"Old Gao, Lao Gao! Why do you close the curtains so early in the morning? Didn't you say that your Internet cafe will open later today?"
No one answered, the surroundings were quiet, there was fresh air and the faint sound of birds.
What's going on? Where are people?
"Lao Gao, old man!"
I stretched and finally managed to open my eyes, then I was stunned.
The slightly shabby zoo not far away in front of us is particularly obvious, but is it not obvious? Looking around, there is only this zoo a few hundred meters away, and there is not even a human habitation!
Looking back, I saw a Wuling Hongguang shining brightly behind me.
No doubt, I was brought here by this thing.
My face was full of black lines, but I quickly accepted the reality. After all, I had been tricked by the old man more than once since I was a child, but I didn't expect the old man to play such a big role this time.
What is this for?
Exhibit me like a rare animal?
Then I have to be rare! !
I thought about it angrily and pulled open the car door.
As I expected, there were large and small parcels on the back chair; a pile of broken metal pots and shovels; and of course, a letter with dragon and phoenix handwriting.
The old man's handwriting is always good, but that's not the reason why this guy cheated on his son!
I resisted the urge to tear up the letter in my hand and tried to control myself to unfold it. There was not much content in the letter, just three lines.
"Little calf, this is the zoo owned by an old friend of mine. No one comes here now, so it's a bit deserted. I used favors and money to buy it.
Just run the business well for me. If you can't sit still in the office, just stay here. Anyway, I'm not afraid of you messing around.
It's going to be demolished in a year and a half. Old man, I can help you get here. Just wait until you get the money. This period of time can be used as exercise. Don't worry about me and your mother, we are going on a trip! "
Tear!
What a cheat!
Bah, no, you are cheating your son! !
What bullshit demolition? There are demolitions everywhere. They say there are demolitions every year. How many of them have actually demolished them? The old man is so old, but he still has the brains of a child.
You are really trying to trick your son! !
I was about to cry without tears, with a look of despair on my face. I had seen it just now. Not only was this Wuling Hongguang almost out of gas, all four tires were punctured!
Old man, you are so thoughtful, why don't you just take the engine away too!
I pulled open the hood with a grimace, and what I saw was a few swaying wires and an empty space in the middle, with a square block obviously missing.
Okay, I'm too talkative.
I covered my face, feeling speechless in my heart. I almost laughed out of anger. Now I finally understand the mood of the comments under yesterday’s short video.
This Lao Deng’s strength is on the line!
I silently took out the mobile phone in my trouser pocket, and after repeatedly confirming that there was no signal, I finally accepted the reality, picked up the large and small bags of rags, and pushed open the iron gate in front of me.
A zoo is just a zoo. Although it's a little broken, it still has some animals.
It just so happens that I recently quit my job and it would be nice to raise animals and relax.
Of course I didn't notice the PS behind the letter as I tore the letter into pieces in a hurry. As soon as I stepped into the zoo, I was greeted with:
"Chirp!"
"Squeak!"
"Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"
I'm numb!
Looking around, you can see that the horse is a monkey scratching its blushing butt! !
The monkeys on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can't stop crying. Why do we call this a zoo? We might as well just call it a monkey park!
Looking at the scene in front of me, I was almost forced out of trypophobia. No wonder the letter didn't say when someone would come to deliver food every day. There were no other animals except monkeys!
Monkeys, on the other hand, are basically easy to feed.
I had a toothache, and my plan to leave with the delivery truck tomorrow came to nothing. After careful calculation, I found that there were about fifty-six monkeys, and there were countless random and natural fruit trees around.
It seems that as long as I solve my food and clothing problem every day, I can basically stay here forever. This may be the only good news now.
What a ghost!
No internet! No signal! Not even a TV! !
I threw the pile of packages on the ground with an angry face. The curious monkeys hanging on the iron fence in front of me were obviously frightened by my sudden movement.
Labor and management are not here to stay. Turn on the compass on your phone and walk back before leaving!
Only a fool would stay in this stupid corner! !
"Hey, kid, you've gone too far. Don't vent your anger on us. You're not good enough to vent your anger on animals. Are all humans outside so shameless now?"
A lazy middle-aged man's voice came to my ears clearly. I was suddenly startled. I looked along the voice and saw that there was no human figure except for monkeys or monkeys.
"Hey, can you hear me?"
"Who? Come out! What kind of magic are you pretending to do in broad daylight!"
I casually pulled a pan from under my feet and looked around with a wary expression.
"Hahahahaha, fuck, finally there is someone who can hear me. Come on, boy, this way, this way!"
I was filled with doubts, so I picked up the pan and looked in the direction of the sound. I saw an ordinary monkey.
Can monkeys talk?
I looked surprised and looked at this ordinary-looking monkey carefully.
"Boy, where are you looking? Can monkeys talk? Are you okay? Look up, look up!"
?
Confused, I looked up to find the source of the sound.
"This, this, the top of your head!"
After a few seconds, my eyes finally locked on the source of the sound. It was the monkey in front of me. A hair on the top of its head? !
"Look at the fuss you make, kid, your surname is Sun, right? Hurry up and call me ancestor!"
Ancestor, you idiot!
Thinking it was another electronic product prank, I immediately lost interest, threw the pan in my hand, and said angrily,
"Ancestor, you are a piece of shit. Old man, you are almost done. You can remotely control this thing to talk. Get me back as soon as possible. I will treat whoever I like!"
"What a treason! Boy! Have you ever heard of a show, played a game, or watched TV? I, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, are your ancestors!"
"Oh, this thing is quite high-end, old man, you are quite expensive!"
I smiled coldly, squatted down, picked up the pile of rags in the package, and threw it towards the iron fence in front of me.
"Fuck! What a ghost!"
A single hair on the monkey's head floated up without any wind, flew through the net and flew directly in front of me.
"Can you believe it now?"
I was stunned. I stretched out my hand and grabbed the hair in front of me, stretching it back and forth to confirm.
"Holy shit, it's really hair, not an electronic product!"
"Hahaha, it's so itchy. Boy, don't make trouble. Hahaha, be respectful! Why do you think I, the old grandson, want to save face?"
"No, brother, you are really a monkey... No, my ancestor?"
My mouth felt sour, and I stared at it without daring to blink, for fear of disturbing this scene that went against the facts.
To be honest, if what I was seeing now was the same furry face and thunderous mouth as in the original novel, I would have run away without even thinking about it, and maybe even wailed a few times.
But what he saw in front of him was just a monkey hair that looked ordinary. Apart from being shiny, there was nothing else about it.
Well, even if it could talk, it wouldn't be that scary.
After all, it's just a hair.
"Hey, kid, what's that look in your eyes? Who are you looking down on? I don't want you to kneel down and kowtow so respectfully. At least you kid should put away that look in your eyes. Do you understand how to respect our ancestors?"
I tried to pretend to regain my composure.
"You said you are the famous Monkey King. What evidence do you have?"
In fact, I already believed the facts in front of me, and I was extremely excited.
It's like a pebble suddenly dropped into a pool of stagnant water, reminding me of those childish heroic dreams in my youth.
"Evidence, sir, what more evidence do I need in front of you? Have you ever seen a monkey hair that can talk, is so handsome, humorous, and has extraordinary bearing?"
"It's just a hair."
I looked calmly at the monkey hair in front of me, who was obviously a little angry, and subconsciously replied.
It's over, it's really over now.
What the hell am I saying?
"No, Great Sage, I am not..."
"That's it. It turns out you have seen through it. Hehe, you are worthy of being my descendant. Well, now that the secret is exposed, I won't pretend anymore."
The monkey hair in front of me is slightly curved and the tip is slightly bent, as if it is embarrassed.
"Actually, it's not wrong to say that I am your ancestor. I am not lying. After all, I am also an extremely important hair on my boss's body. After all, I am still your uncle and ancestor!"
I felt like my head suddenly got bigger, but I still understood what it meant.
Co-authorship turns out to be just a monkey hair of the Great Sage!
That's right, it was so obvious that I was too stupid to notice it.
I was excited and excited for most of the time. It's like you originally thought you had a top-end Lamborghini, but then you found out it was a Wuling Hongguang.
Although it is a life-changing means of transportation for me, a poor and two-legged person, there is still a huge feeling of disparity.
"Can you respect me, kid? What's wrong with one hair? Isn't one hair not powerful? You humans are short-sighted. Otherwise, when my boss fought against Heavenly Court, without me attracting firepower, would it have been so smooth?
Do you know that if you don’t accumulate small steps, you won’t be able to reach a thousand miles? If you don’t accumulate small streams, you won’t be able to become a river. Unity is strength. Have you heard it? A drop of water becomes a river. Understand... Hou Yi also had to have someone to help him shoot the sun... Auto mechanics also know how to Parts assembly......"
I looked at the monkey hair in front of me, which seemed to know the past and the present, chattered endlessly, and seemed to have the attributes of a chatterbox. I had a vague feeling about it, and had a bad feeling in my heart.
I hope that the heroic dreams of those young people may die again before they even begin.
