I really don’t know why my mother fell in love with this old man in the first place. He was a poor, rough Northeastern guy who didn’t even go to junior high school and got into fights.
Can you believe that my mother, a gentle girl from the south, went to teach in the Northeast and ended up falling in love with this guy? !
I can't believe it every time I think about it, but when I was in high school, I secretly saved up money and carried the paternity test certificate made from their hair, and it was clearly written on it.
biological mother, biological father.
It’s true, my mother is beautiful and gentle, and her temper is, well, maybe she gradually changed after marrying to the north, but that was also caused by this old man.
What a beautiful flower that somehow got stuck on the cow dung!
The sorrow of the times! !
"well!"
I couldn't help but sigh into the phone.
"What are you sighing about, you little brat? Did you say bad things about your father and me again? That old Li next door has a grandson again. When will you, you little brat, give your mother and me your whole life?"
"Why are you always worrying about this? It's such an age. It's not that easy to get married. It's not like you don't know the current social customs."
I casually put the burned cigarette butt on the table and extinguished it, and yelled into my phone angrily.
"There are so many cases of pick-ups. Old man, don't you send me videos every day? You want to think well and quickly. What kind of rich second generation do you think I am your son?"
"Blind date!!"
"What, you can't hear me clearly. Old man, if you don't have anything else to do, I'll hang up. I'm still busy."
"Give me a blind date!!!"
A firm and suppressed roar came from the mobile phone. It could be heard that the old man was really determined this time.
But what does it have to do with me?
"There's nothing else to do. I'll hang up if there's nothing else to do. The phone bill is quite expensive just after work!"
"How dare you! You little bastard has rebelled against you. You give me a try! I will go to the city to find you tomorrow. Remember to pick you up at the station!!"
"Old man, what are you doing here? Is my mother coming?"
I asked casually, but my heart was calm, I had expected this.
After quitting this "iron rice bowl" job, it would be a surprise if my parents didn't come to see me. They would probably just preach and preach. Anyway, I can't go back to work in this life.
This isn't for me.
Even though I have spent thirty numb years in my life, this thought suddenly came to my mind at this time.
Where does the pride come from?
I smiled to myself, my phone still on speaker in front of me.
Old man, if you find out about this tomorrow, you might not beat me to death, right?
After all, losing your job as a civil servant because of a fight makes you look like a fool.
Do you regret it?
Well, I regret it a lot. Why didn't I slap the mentally retarded leader's fat face a few more times? Punching him in the stomach didn't work. He has so much fat that he can't make ends meet.
Still lack of experience, I have to learn from it next time.
"Hey, hey! You little brat, are you still listening? Tomorrow it will be you and I. Your mother also has to lead the dance team, so she can't spare any time. Remember to pick me up at the station!"
"Old man, you still need to take a car so close. Can't you take a bus?"
I couldn't help but complain that the small county town was only an hour away from the city by bus, and we had to take a bus. The time at the station was almost longer than the time on the road!
"If I have money, I will take the high-speed rail. You little bastard must come to pick you up and me!!"
"Isn't it Old Man Li showing off to you again?"
There was obvious silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, followed by a few minutes of clearly gritted teeth sounds.
"No, it's Lao Zhao who plays bad chess. That guy's son recently bought him a car and showed it off to me all day long. Mad, I've never seen a car before. When I was racing, Zhao didn't know how to put it aside. Where to eat ashes?!
I will take the high-speed rail tomorrow and post on Moments! A car worth hundreds of thousands is of no use. When have you and I ever gone out in a luxury car that doesn’t cost hundreds of millions or billions? ! "
You are so handsome!
Comparing the high-speed rail with that small car, right? One day you will have to take a Destroyer to compare with a Porsche! !
Today, people are more fashionable than me, and they can surf the Internet better than me. They are already in their 70s, and they are still so active. Will the old man not grow old?
Regarding this issue, I was puzzled for a time.
The old man is really awesome. He dropped out of school at the age of thirteen to support his family and started working with trucks. At the age of fifteen, he was able to support a large family by himself.
He has worked as a driver, worked in a coal mine, raced cars on mountaintops, and was a frequent visitor to billiard halls. Apart from studying, the old man is at home in every aspect of society and is capable of making a career.
Even now that I am seven years old, I still keep up with trends, am keen on all new things, and can quickly accept and integrate them, living younger than young people.
It was a reckless energy that refused to admit defeat. When I was a child, I once looked down on the old man, thinking that this kind of life with well-developed limbs would end in one glance.
Now it seems that I was wrong, and not so wrong. The old man’s life was magnificent, interesting and enviable!
For me, this is the life that I can see at a glance.
However, it is not too late now. From now on, the days of salty water will never be seen again!
Resigned! !
What kind of bullshit boss, what kind of bullshit leader, isn’t he someone who deserves to be slapped?
It seems that I am still the old man’s biological child!
The corners of my mouth rose unconsciously, and I couldn't help but feel a bit proud in my heart, and then I pulled the mobile phone on the table next to me.
"You little brat......"
"Okay, old man, I'll pick you up tomorrow, or at nine in the morning, right?"
"Yeah, little brat, I'm telling you..."
"Stop shouting. I've been scolding you for a long time, and your voice is not hoarse. Don't worry, old man, come tomorrow. I'll arrange everything for you, including meals, bathing, and an Internet cafe!"
"Are you rich?"
"Don't you still have a few months' salary? The Internet cafe will be closed tomorrow, and we will have a sweet double row!!"
I smiled and said to the other end of the phone with a smile.
"Ahem, this is what you said yourself. I didn't bring you here. Your mother will ask about it..."
"It was all my idea!"
I raised my hand and slapped my chest loudly. I was full of pride. I have money, not just for spending it!
Besides, it doesn’t cost much.
It's okay to invite the old man once or twice occasionally. After all, he's just a gamer!
Well, the old man is sixty-one years old, and his hand speed and reaction speed are much better than those of me who work in the office with a handicap.
From junior high school to twenty-nine, I never broke through the silver level. The old man has been playing for less than two years and he is already a master!
What an evil talent! !
"Then tomorrow I will play Yasuo, and you kid will play Golem. Bring Flash and play support. Tomorrow your dad will take you flying!!!"
“……… Accommodation?”
"Accommodation!"
A final roar of excitement came from the phone, followed immediately by a beeping busy tone.
Really, every time I make you act like a "child" to the old man, I feel speechless inside.
"Hey, Xingyue Internet Cafe, yes, Lao Gao, it's me, um, I'll reserve a private room for tomorrow, no, just two people, my old man, um, okay, I'll add you, see you tomorrow!"
The instant noodles are a little cold.
