As the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Mingda felt very regretful. He could obviously take his concubines on horseback, take his dogs and guards to travel around the mountains and rivers, travel thousands of miles of rivers and mountains, and enjoy the solitary smoke in the desert. A series of beautiful scenery such as the sunset over the Yellow River, the rising tide in the blue sea, and the sea of clouds in the mountains.
Eat all kinds of specialties from all over the world and taste rare local delicacies Ψ(￣??￣)Ψ. On behalf of Lao Li, I checked the people's livelihood, customs and customs in the world, and helped some local people to deal with some local bullies and gangsters.
Back in the day, a princess from Jinyang came to record a private visit in disguise. Folk stories have been passed down for thousands of years.
Then it was unearthed, adapted and adapted into a 1080-episode TV series, anime, and movie.
It's a pity that it was that stupid minced meat jerky that ruined his dream.
In fact, Li Mingda still thought that when the three cubs would seize the throne and cause a big fuss, he would come back like a god. With a wave of his hand, he beheaded Li Chengqian, Li Tai, and Li Ke from their horses, which impressed Lao Li and successfully became a princess.
When Meimei thought of this, Li Mingda couldn't help but feel angry. He reached out and pinched the fat face of Murong Xue who was following Wu Jue to grab melon seeds next to him.
Left pinch
Rub the right side
Give it a poke
rub rub rub
Change into various forms.
He also rubbed out Murong Xue's saliva and uneaten melon seeds, but the little fairy's saliva was a good medicine for ailments. He rubbed it on Wu Jue's body in disgust.
"Xiao Bai, look at how drooling you are."
After freeing her little fat face from Li Mingda's hand, Murong Xue retorted to Li Mingda with an unhappy look on her face: "Damn it, it's obviously you who is rubbing my face, okay, all the melon seeds that I finally grabbed fell out. ”
Wu Jue looked even more aggrieved: "Your Majesty..." After all, Li Mingda was the one who wiped Murong Xue's saliva with her hand. Although it means that everyone eats from the same pot for a long time, they often compete for food in each other's bowls. There is no such thing as dislike, just pretending to be aggrieved and asking for comfort.
This is called a must-have skill in the palace: palace fighting~!
Li Mingda thinks that they are just everyday people at most, and palace fighting and other things are more high-end than this. Of course, it’s not like watching those Tatar TV series. This sister and sister peeled some melon seeds and sent them back to me.
If anyone dared to do this, Li Mingda would directly greet him with his court stick.
Even in Lao Li's area, where there were many concubines, no one dared to do this. Apart from daily visits, most of the time, the imperial concubines and the concubines who were slightly favored and from ordinary backgrounds did not interact with each other.
Especially since Li Mingda's mother's eldest grandson is still here, the Yang concubines in the palace don't dare to make any mistakes, let alone the cats and dogs.
"You should care and love each other. Don't always fight over two melon seeds, three peanuts, or four edamame beans." Before speaking, Li Mingda reached out and snatched the peeled melon seeds from Wu Jue and Murong Xue's hands. Some.
Open your mouth and drop them into your mouth.
(￣～￣)Chew!
(￣～￣)Chew!
(￣～￣)Chew!
“It tastes pretty good, it seems like honey has been added.”
Murong Xue saw that the fruits of her labor were much less. She protested against Li Mingda, a person like Li Mingda who said nice things but was really evil: "You son of a bitch, you are just talking without practicing."
Wu Jue: "嘤嘤嘤"
In the entire Tang Dynasty, there was only one person who could call Mingzun Saint Emperor Li Mingda a bitch, and that was Murong Xue who was peeling melon seeds in front of him and preparing to take a mouthful of it.
Even if Wu Jue was unwilling, she would not dare to say such words to Li Mingda. In other words, in this life, it is destined that he will never be able to surpass Murong Xue.
Wu Jue once thought about a question in his mind, that is, if the future queen does not come from the people around Li Mingda now. Once the opponent dares to attack Murong Xue and step on Murong Xue to declare his respect as the queen, he will definitely be greeted by a slap and a kick from Li Mingda, and maybe even a straight sword.
horrible
Not
Wu Jue's smart little head has long figured out that this kind of food chain that has already been formed is the best. Mingzun Saint Emperor Li Mingda is the most important. Without Li Mingda, they would not even be concubines, and the final result would be no better than that of Li Jiancheng's concubines.
After Li Jiancheng's death, all their concubines were sentenced to death. According to some unofficial histories and random speculations, they were not peaceful when they left.
Wu Jue has been reviewing intelligence in the Imperial Study Room for many years, and has received more or less relevant information. She has been extremely smart since she was a child, and she has already understood that if she goes wrong on the road to imperial power, she will die without a burial.
Hugging Li Mingda's thigh tightly, her current status will not change as long as Li Mingda is still here. As long as you don't look for trouble, don't be jealous or overly coquettish, you won't be disliked.
If I can always complete the tasks assigned by Li Mingda very well, His Majesty the Holy Emperor Ming Zun will still have a piece of land for her in his heart.
As for whether there will be more family members in the future, Wu Jue knows that this is certain, as the ruler of thousands of miles of mountains and rivers in the Tang Dynasty. How could there be only a few of them? The family would definitely expand in the future.
Wu Jue: "Your Majesty, I think we should free up a piece of land in the palace to expand our residence. The third floor of the imperial study will definitely not be enough in the future."
Wu Jue's words reminded Murong Xue. Murong Xue came closer to Li Mingda, revealed her characteristic fox smile, and said to Li Mingda in a sweet and greasy voice: "Your Majesty, I think it is time to expand our hotel." The nest of love." If Murong Xue had her tail again, she would be wagging it enthusiastically.
When something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and in the case of Xiao Bai, there is a big demon hidden within the demon.
Reaching out and rubbing Murong Xue's little head, Li Mingda lowered his head and kissed Murong Xue: "Xiao Bai, what are you trying to do again?"
"It's disgusting. How can people do this? The most they can do is make trouble with the fox fairy."
"Yeah, I don't believe it. The nine-tailed fox is a celestial fox. It's not an ordinary vixen at all, nor is it a fox fairy."
"Oh, look at what your majesty said, Xiaobai is just a cute nine-tails. He doesn't have infinite chakra, and he doesn't know any Tailed Beast Jade, Yin-Yang Escape, or Sage mode."
"Nalutao"
“What is gay?”
Lin Dong, who was working with Zhao Xiaomeng to educate his apprentice Xiaobaozi, raised his head and opened his mouth to joke when he heard the familiar and unfamiliar names.
"How many floors does a bag of rice have to withstand? How many floors does a bag of rice have to withstand? How many grains do I have to give to a bag of rice? I wash a bag of rice. I wash so much mud and piles of black tiles, tiles and garbage in a bag of rice." ! Every grain is full of mud, who will give you a bag of rice? It’s so spicy.”
Ding
I remember the sound of the system dropping treasures
Li Mingda looked up at the virtual screen in front of him
To be continued
