"Gouzi, what are you doing here? The expressions on your face are so rich."
Before the system could say anything, his own fox was attracted. Looking at her family's stunning beauty, Murong Xue looked like a fish out of her skin when she smiled, she reached out and pinched the other person's little fat face, then wiped it and praised, "The food has been good recently, Xiaobai, if you continue to develop like this, you are expected to surpass Xiao Wu Jue."
"Tch, I don't care about it. Scale without quality is nothing. I plan to practice my scimitar at the door in the morning. After eating and drinking in the imperial study, my swordsmanship has deteriorated." He complained. After complaining, Murong Xue's hands were not idle, and she began to sweep away the fruits, pears, peanuts and edamame in Li Mingda's place.
What my fox says is completely different from her actual actions. He stretched out his hand and patted Murong Xue's butt. "You, you talk nice, but you have never gotten up in the morning. You are not as good as me. I have at least exercised recently."
Listening to Li Mingda belittling and praising herself, Murong Xue said, "Huh, what are you talking about? You call it exercise. You are waving the Mo Dao, which weighs more than 100 kilograms, as if you are holding a dog's tail grass in your hand. What else can you do?" It's a big windmill, if the knife head flies out, the fox will be killed."
Pooh
"Little Bai, the crow's mouth is forged from one piece. How could it break? It won't be a problem even if you bring in a few bamboo rats." Li Mingda had a deep understanding of Murong Xue's crow's mouth and decided to temporarily He sealed her, brought Murong Xue's face to his, and kissed her hard.
Bar chi
"Well, not bad, it's sweet. Let's drink the honey water."
Murong Xue's face turned red, "I hate it. It's broad daylight. I won't play with you anymore. I'll go find Wu Jue."
When Xiaobai of his own family comes to Wu Jue, he only wants to do three things: make trouble, make trouble, and make trouble. Less than three minutes after Murong Xue left, Li Mingda heard Wu Jue's helpless roar.
"Damn it, you stinky fox, you're here to cause trouble again, look at my writing skills."
"Hmph, don't be so arrogant as a monster. Look, I'll accept you, the mighty Tianlong..."
Um?
This name is so familiar. Li Mingda squatted on the recliner and tilted his head. It seemed like he was in a movie. It's a long time ago, so I can't remember clearly.
Hearing the noisy voices of Murong Xue and Wu Jue, Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng poked their heads out of the corner with their apprentice Xiao Baozi.
"Tsk tsk tsk, it's starting again"
“Brush as usual”
"Master and uncle, what does it mean to clean up your daily routine?"
Although Xiaobaozi has stayed in the Imperial Study Room for a long time, she still doesn't fully understand this statement.
Lin Dong opened his mouth to explain something, knowing that Lin Dong would definitely lead someone wrong when he opened his mouth. Zhao Xiaomeng directly pulled the little bun three steps away from Lin Dong, and reminded the little bun, "For the sake of calling me uncle, I will remind you today. If you have any questions, just ask me. Stay away from your master." , otherwise your three views will become more and more crooked the more you learn."
"Little Mengzi, why do you accuse someone of their innocence out of thin air in broad daylight? I haven't said anything yet, and you just say this to me. How embarrassing~!" Lin Dong pretended to be angry.
Little Baozi was a little scared and begged for mercy in a low voice, "Master, don't be angry. I know I was wrong."
Zhao Xiaomeng pulled the little bun and ran to Li Mingda's side. She turned around and educated the little bun, "Where are you? When you open your mouth, you know you are wrong. Tell us if you are wrong."
Little Baozi is a well-behaved child. Just because of his status as master and disciple, he said something that he knew was wrong. In fact, she didn't even know whether she was wrong or not. Over the years, whenever a problem arose, she would go to her master and uncle. What his uncle said was more convincing than what his master said, but what his master told him always felt weird.
It seems to be the kind of thing that makes you doubt life, but at the same time, it seems to make sense. It is impossible to distinguish between right and wrong. If you don’t follow what Uncle Master says, everything is easy to understand.
Li Mingda tilted his head and looked at the three people. Lin Dong is a well-known veteran driver. He can take you to Qiu Mingshan for several rounds anytime and anywhere. Zhao Xiaomeng is much better than Lin Dong and usually does not drive. . But, once Zhao Xiaomeng starts driving, sometimes even Lin Donghu can't catch him.
Li Mingda and Murong Xue discussed this situation and defined it as follows: On weekdays, those who don't show off their skills are the real masters, but those who suddenly appear and speak shockingly are the real masters.
"Xiao Dongzi, the mighty Tianlong that Xiaobai was talking about just now seems so familiar to us. Do you know where it came from?" Li Mingda asked Lin Dong.
When Li Mingda asked this question, Lin Dong searched Xiaohui in his mind, and then gave Li Mingda the answer: ""Green Snake" was released in Hong Kong on November 4, 1993.
"Written by Shadow" Li Bihua adapted it and the genius Tsui Hark directed it. After giving life to this well-known legendary story, he came up with another new idea and renamed it "Green Snake". It is said that Li Bihua wrote the text and the costume drama geek Xu The "Legend of the White Snake" with this theme captured by Ke's lens is refreshing, but everyone didn't understand it." Lin Dong looked mysterious.
Li Mingda, Zhao Xiaomeng and Xiao Baozi were very curious. Li Mingda asked Lin Dong to sit next to him, "Xiao Dongzi, explain it to us in detail."
Lin Dong: "There are a thousand roasted kidneys among a thousand people. Everyone's taste buds are different. Let's talk about it from our own point of view. Fahai here is not a simple thing. He may be a Babu A reincarnated member of the Heavenly Dragon may also be the Dragon-Subduing Arhat, walking around the world and experiencing various aspects of life.i
"Fahai's initial clothes were white monk robes. The Fahai here is pure and his thoughts are very simple. He is like a Buddha, but not a Buddha. He does not know what compassion is, and he does not understand good and evil. There are only humans and demons. Traveling around the world but not integrating into the world.”
"The spider spirit he met at the beginning made Fahai know that there is a need to distinguish between good and evil when it comes to subduing demons. Then on a thunderstorm night, Fahai encountered a green snake and a white snake. If it had been in the past, he would have directly Take them in and kill them. Because of the spider spirit incident, Fahai saw two snakes protecting a pregnant woman."
"He knew good and evil, that is, he used the spider spirit string of prayer beads in his hand to help. Fahai left. This was the first meeting with Qingbai."
"The following story is roughly the same as that of White Snake. White Snake fell in love with Xu Xian. Because Green Snake didn't practice enough, she is a demon who doesn't understand what love is."
"Later, Xiaoqing didn't listen to Bai She's advice. She imitated Bai Suzhen and tried to seduce Xu Xian. In fact, she just wanted to learn and have fun. But because of the realgar wine, Xiaoqing scared Xu Xian to death."
"The two snakes needed to seize Ganoderma lucidum grass in order to save Xu Xian. Fahai came out at this time. He asked Xiaoqing to help him practice concentration. As a result, Fahai, who wanted to delay the relationship, and Xiaoqing, who wanted to know what love was, got together. "
To be continued
