"Hey, Gouzi, you don't feel sorry for me. When my muscles explode, the feeling you like is gone~!"
o(￣ヘ￣o#)
He reached out and patted the head of Murong Xue, who had taken off his heavy plate armor, with a resentful look on his face: "Good boy, look at how good it is that I let you supervise the work and become a foreman. You have to use a machete to catch the tail of a fox. Girl, you know you’re tired, right~!”
Murong Xue, whose body was a little sore, lay down directly on Li Mingda's recliner. She felt a little cramped in a certain position. Then she turned sideways and continued to complain to Li Mingda: "I didn't expect you to be such a bitch, you don't even know how to care. , you will be single in your last life and your next life.”
"The last life was the last life, let's talk about the next life. Now we are not at a loss, come to Xiaobai and drink some hot water~!"
Murong Xue thought of various legends about drinking hot water, such as drinking hot water when relatives come, drinking hot water when you have a cold...
_(:з ∠)_
"Gouzi, that's enough. I have muscle soreness, okay?"
"Xiao Bai, believe it or not, Xiaoxiao also drinks hot water. Believe it or not, hot water can effectively relieve muscle soreness after a violent surge."
Murong Xue stared at Li Mingda with a suspicious look on her face and asked: "Gouzi, why do you know so much? Are you an experienced driver? You just want to trick a girl into drinking hot water."
"What, how could an innocent and kind-hearted child like me do bad things?"
O(∩_∩)O
"Believe it or not, you are a very bad salty fish"
After saying that, Murong Xue reached out and took it from Li Mingda, handed her the cup with warm water, and drank it slowly into her stomach.
About ten minutes later, the effect of warm water appeared, and Murong Xue looked relaxed: "You were right about me, dog. It really eased quickly. I feel much better now."
Li Mingda, who was sitting at the tea table with a teapot and pouring water into his mouth, raised his eyelids and gave Murong Xue a look: "Nonsense, otherwise why am I the emperor's life and you are the concubine? It's because we are a well-read man. A comprehensive polymath~!"
She was said to be fat, and she started to pant. Murong Xue wrinkled her little nose and said to Li Mingda: "Gouzi, you seem to be very powerful, so let me ask you, what is long, what is short, what is thin, what is Thick, what is high, what is low, what can be long or short, what can be thick or thin~!”
As a crosstalk listener all year round, Li Mingda naturally knows some of these miscellaneous stories.
"Such a small problem can't trouble me. Years are long, time is short, people are thin, and kings are kind. Long legs are high, short legs are low. The Ruyi Golden Cudgel can be long or short, thick or thin~!"
(⊙o⊙)…
It sounds like Li Mingda is misguided, especially since he seems to have some literary skills at the front, but he seems a bit careless at the back.
Murong Xue asked Li Mingda with a dull look on her face: "Gouzi, this is what you know. The front is literature, and the back is nonsense~!"
(￣～￣)Chew!
"Zaduo, there's nothing wrong with what I said. Please taste it carefully, taste it carefully~!"
Taste carefully
Murong Xue stretched out her hand and rubbed her plump chin, and began to carefully recall Li Mingda's words, such as the passage of time, and the various versions that flashed through her mind.
"Gouzi, years are long, right? Time is short, and time is like a fleeting moment."
"The concept of human kindness and kindness has been around since ancient times. This does not require explanation."
"Tallness with long legs means tallness, and there seems to be nothing wrong with shortness of legs. What is your explanation for this Ruyi Golden Cudgel?
Finally, he shook his head: "The thoughts in my mind may be different from yours, Gouzi, please tell me~!" "
Li Mingda looked enigmatic, carrying the teapot and following a playboy, and slowly and leisurely said: "Years, your guesses are all right. As for the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, it's It’s a magic weapon, weighing 13,500 kilograms.”
"Hongmeng first judged the pottery and iron, which was set up by the god Yu himself. The lakes, seas, and rivers are shallow and deep. I once knew everything about this rod. When the mountains and rivers were opened and the water was in peace, they lived in Dongyang Zhenhaique. Over time, the colors shine deep, and the energy can be dissipated and the energy can be increased. Smooth and clean. Monkeys have points to take back, and there is no way to change according to the formula. It should be as big as the universe, but as small as the knot of a needle. The name of the stick is Ruyi, the Golden Hoop, and it is one of the best in heaven and earth. It should be weighed thirteen thousand and five thousand. A hundred pounds, whether thick or thin, can be born or destroyed. He also helped me to cause chaos in the heavenly palace, and also accompanied me to attack the earth's palace. Subduing tigers and subduing dragons can be done everywhere, refining demons and destroying monsters, and it is clear. When you raise your head and point at the sun, the ghosts and gods of heaven and earth will be dimmed. Cowardly. Chaos Immortal has been passed down to this day, but it turns out he is not mortal iron."
Murong Xue: "Gouzi, shut up and stop fooling me with that original novel. Tell me, I know that's not what you're talking about~!"
Li Mingda smiled mischievously and said to Murong Xue: "You already know what I am saying, why do you still ask? There must be trust between people~!"
Pooh
"You meow king, please stop polluting my pure heart."
Murong Xue had a hint of coquettishness on her face, and then she got up, regardless of the fact that she was wearing simple underwear, and lay down next to Li Mingda and started making trouble.
As the saying goes, if you sit in the arms of a beautiful woman, it is either impossible or impossible to sit in the arms of a beautiful woman.
reach out
Hold down
take advantage
Of course, they are all foxes in their own family. They have never seen anything and touched it. This is a healthy activity that promotes feelings.
After pressing down and tickling Murong Xue for a while, she soon became obedient.
Murong Xue, who was covered in sweat, was quickly pushed over by Li Mingda to take a shower. The maid then kneaded and kneaded her to stretch her muscles so that she could continue practicing the next day. As a top military general, Lu Qiling was there at the end of the training. Later, when I felt that it was not enough, I practiced the family halberd technique for a while, and then I went to wash it after I was done.
As a military general, the Lu family naturally has its own method of restoring physical fitness and function after training. Li Mingda does not need to care at all here, he only needs to provide some powerful pills.
Murong Xue will not cause much trouble during this period. Lu Qiling can eat her to death. Lin Dong is setting up pipelines outside and does not need to be taken care of. Mo Mo is in the horse factory in the suburbs. Xiaomeng is doing logistics. Xu is at home. Hui arranged that he only needed to supervise the work of the Royal Horse Supervisor.
On-site twice a day, Li Mingda spent the rest of the time using the system to sort out the situation across the country. With the arrival of summer, there has been more rain everywhere, so some epidemic prevention and waterproofing work needs to be done.
Being an emperor is really tiring
Li Mingda grabbed the teapot and walked down from the third floor of the imperial study to the second floor. He looked at the cabinet ministers who were busy and felt very happy. Fortunately, he could share the work and left some things to them. Otherwise, I would have to die from exhaustion.
Hey hey hey
Walking around slowly, it's like a foreman checking the workmanship of his workers. Seeing that everyone is working hard, the foreman is very pleased.
Guo Jia watched Li Mingda leave, his eyes wandered around, then he got up and followed him.
To be continued
