"Damn it, your skewers fell on my serving table."
"Oh, it was just an accident. Don't get excited and give you a bunch of big kidneys to eat."
"I don't want to eat big kidneys. I'll grow a beard later."
"Ha, that's because you grow up. We can't. If you eat more, you will become more beautiful and..."
(〃＞ dishes＜)
Wu Jue and Murong Xue then had another confrontation.
Wei Zheng sighed helplessly. He really shouldn't have come up. After all, hearing about Li Mingda's quarrel in the harem was not what he, a foreign minister, should do.
He casually pulled out all the prompts in the system, scanned them briefly and clicked to confirm. Li Mingda told Wei Zheng: "Wait a moment, I'll teach those two a fool." After that, he rolled up his sleeves and went to find Murong Xue and Wu Jue went.
When she saw Murong Xue, Murong Xue was fighting with Wu Jue holding a writing brush with two skewers full of sauce.
The surrounding maids, eunuchs, and royal guards did not dare to step forward, so they could only let the two of them do what they wanted.
sauce
ink
Flying everywhere
Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng were hiding behind a pillar.
"Xiaomeng, do you think the two of them look like some masters spreading paint?"
Xiaomeng held the pillar and carefully opened more ink that Wu Jue was swaying. After observing it carefully, she replied while chewing: "Don't tell me that the truth is true."
Lin Dong: "This reminds me of Xingye's classic movie "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance""
Zhao Xiaomeng nodded: "A little bit, I allow you to try it back."
After Zhao Xiaomeng reminded her, Lin Dong thought for a while and nodded: "I'll put it back to my challenge plan."
bang bang
ヽ(*.>Д<)o゜
Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng covered their heads and turned to look at Li Mingda aggrievedly.
"Boss, why are you beating us?"
"Yes, we show innocent melon-eating people"
Li Mingda directly lectured them: "It's not a big deal for you to come here, but they don't even know how to persuade them when they are like this."
Lin Dong pointed at the battlefield and argued aggrievedly: "We are two little scumbags with less than five combat abilities. There are their opponents who are masters holding magical weapons. If we are contaminated by the power of the magical weapons, the consequences will be disastrous."
It was so lively that it was just ink and sauce. Li Mingda let Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng go for the time being, walked to the front, grabbed Wu Jue with one hand and his own Xiaobai with the other, and subdued them both.
Behind them, Liulihe Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng quickly stepped forward and snatched away their weapons. Liulijiang's brush was put back on the desk. Lin Dong and Zhao Xiaomeng went to the small charcoal stove to light a fire at Li Mingda's signal. Went for the skewers.
"Xiao Bai, Xiao Wu Jue, who of you two can explain it to us, otherwise we will all be punished today?"
Murong Xue, who had a face full of ink, pointed at Wu Jue with a very aggrieved look: "It was her, she was the one who took the brush and moved it first. I am innocent, really."
Do you think you would believe it if a husky told you who moved the broken sofa first? Li Mingda naturally didn't believe it.
But you can’t just grab one person for interrogation.
"Wu Jue, tell me"
With sauce on Wu Jue's face, Wu Jue started to accuse Murong Xue with tears in her eyes: "I was just dealing with official documents, and she was dangling in front of me with a skewer, dripping the sauce on the desk, and pestering me to eat it. Big waist, wish I could grow a beard..."
really
Wu Jue is still not as good as Murong Xue. This is all intentional. She is the kind of person who doesn't have a roof for one day and has her tail raised to the sky without education for two days. As for Wu Jue.
Li Mingda decided to teach the two men a lesson together, with Murong Xue being more serious.
Li Mingda reached out and pressed the heads of Murong Xue and Wu Jue, and announced the outcome of their trial: "You two will accept family law after the dinner tonight. Wu Jue, as a passive victim, will be given a lighter sentence. As for you, Xiaobai?"
Murong Xue begged for mercy with a flattering look on her face: "Boss, please let the little one go. This time is just an accident. The little one just wants Wu Jue to know what nutritional balance is. It doesn't matter if you have a big kidney, you won't grow beard." This is my love for her, you have to believe me."
After pleading innocent, Li Mingda remembered Wei Zheng who was still waiting for Murong Xue, and then said with a dark face: "You can't escape the death penalty. You can go downstairs and follow Wei Zheng and the others to deal with the population and materials after the Tubo war." Schedule the migration work”
"yes"
well
"That's not right, Gouzi, have you finished beating Tubo?"
Li Mingda nodded: "The battle is over, and the plan to conquer Tubo has been completed without exception. The next step is to start operating Southeast Asia and stationing troops to prepare for the peninsula in South Asia."
Speaking of the South Asian Peninsula, Murong Xue had a strange expression on her face, and then opened her voice: "It's so cold. I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast. Although the Northeast is not big, I don't have a home in Dalian. It's so cold... .woo woo woo woo..."
Li Mingda stretched out his hand to cover Murong Xue's mouth. Li Mingda lectured her: "Don't be shy. Go to work and don't wash your face."
(⊙_⊙)?
What
Murong Xue knew that her face was covered with ink, and her little fox face instantly squeezed out countless tears: "Boss, please stop, I am a respectable person after all."
"Hmph, I want you to be dishonest. Let me give you a little education."
Seeing that Li Mingda disagreed, Murong Xue glanced at Li Mingda with a resentful expression, and then said: "As I get older and my pearls turn yellow, I can't compare to Xiao Wu Jue. It's so sad. I think you were the same back then." Call us "Little Sweetie"
After sending Wu Jue to wash up, Li Mingda personally pushed the noisy Murong Xue to the stairs, and then pointed downstairs: "Go away now, otherwise we will eat up the skewers if you come back late, you can only wait. It’s time for dinner tonight”
Murong Xue suddenly became energetic when talking about the kebabs. She changed her funny look just now, patted her heart and promised: "Boss, this is a trivial matter. Leave it to me. I will handle it in a minute. Let's go, Mr. Wei."
"Hey, hey, slow down, slow down."
Wei Zheng was dragged downstairs by the crazy Murong Xue and almost rolled down the stairs. Wei Zheng returned to his desk without any danger and sat down, patting his heart that was about to beat.
Fortunately, we practiced martial arts when we were young, otherwise we might have fallen down just now because we were unprepared.
Murong Xuepi Guipi was very efficient in his work when he was serious. He finished sorting out the work he had to do in less than half an hour, and then with a look of ink on his face, he greeted a group of ministers and went upstairs to grab food.
Half an hour was the right time to start eating. Murong Xue came upstairs and pushed Wu Jue away, grabbed the skewers and started chewing them.
When Wu Jue saw that he was squeezed away, he was naturally unwilling to give in, and the two started a new round of fighting.
Li Mingda and a group of family members were used to it. Watching them fight for food, he decided to do whatever he wanted.
It's dinner time
The ingredients needed for the dinner had been prepared in the imperial dining room. In order to show off his achievements, Li Mingda ordered people to call out Li Chengqian and others from the prison.
